Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Chris Baird · Prattler Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 133

Don't you just hate it when an old girlfriend trades a christmas present you gave her with a gay furry housemate for a Playstation, and the jailhouse gay fucktard turns it into a damned plushie sex doll..?

http://www.rosequoll.com/plushie.html

I still remember the day I found that at the Indooropilly Mall Toys R' Us during a xmas-present run ...and now it's a part of the Furry Sex Trade. :-/
Just repeating: Marko Laine needs to be run over by a fucking Bus. (And whoever that 'Rose Quoll' LJ Queen is too.)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

YOU FOOL.

NOTHING CAN STOP THE JUGGERNAUT

Don't you just hate it when an old girlfriend trades a christmas present you gave her with a gay furry housemate for a Playstation, and the jailhouse gay fucktard turns it into a damned plushie sex doll..?

http://www.rosequoll.com/plushie.html

I still remember the day I found that at the Indooropilly Mall Toys R' Us during a xmas-present run ...and now it's a part of the Furry Sex Trade. :-/
Just repeating: Marko Laine needs to be run over by a fucking Bus. (And whoever that 'Rose Quoll' LJ Queen is too.)

That poor thing. Wait... you had a girlfriend? No no, I mean that poor thing... isn't Meeko a MALE? Because -and bear in mind I'm not too up on my SPH's and such, but- that really looks like it's supposed to be a 'vagina'.

I'd have half a mind to bid on it just to put it out of its misery and give a proper burial :cry:

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

The whole Meeko thing I really don't get. I mean.. he didn't even talk or anything. Just an insanely stylized nonmorphic racoon from one of Disney's lamer movies. At least with something like Krystal from Starfox, there's a vaguely human body there. I know this is stretching it a bit, but if you're plunging your pecker into a Meeko plushie... we might be lookin' at zoo-ish tendencies here.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

I've got that critter... Without the hole..=) Cost over a 100 jewros back then...
And I got it from me CA trip for third the price.. or lower...

Hmm... if I have it holed.. I could sell it for 200? =)

Marko Laine? whozzat? Sounds Finn.. =)

Chris Baird · Prattler Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 133

I've got that critter... Without the hole..=) Cost over a 100 jewros back then...
And I got it from me CA trip for third the price.. or lower...
IIRC, it was AU$21.99 back in 1996.. The exchange rate with the US$ then was something like $1/0.64US...

Hmm... if I have it holed.. I could sell it for 200? =)
Triple that, if you're willing to put your name to it.. "Donotsue's Used Plushies! Share a Root with a Furry Artist!" :-P

Marko Laine? whozzat? Sounds Finn.. =)
One of the Brisbane gay furry grooming scene. Norwegian family? Primary agent of the Roophilia zoophilia group. I really should get in contact with the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary and warn them, if they've not already noticed a particular group of guys who regularly visit with glazed looks on their faces and hands in their pockets.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Rose Quoll... all I know is she's dating my semi-friend Stephen... or something.

I know too many furs... and Aussie furs, at that.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

One of the Brisbane gay furry grooming scene. ? Primary agent of the Roophilia zoophilia group. <...> if they've not already noticed a particular group of guys who regularly visit with glazed looks on their faces and hands in their pockets.

Gay furry grooming scene? Roophilia zoophilia group?? Masterbating to Koala bears??

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Why the holy hell does my interest in certain style of art have to associate me with GAY GROOMING ROO FUCKING KOALA BEAR PERVERTS???

EXPLODES

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

I think I'm going to be sick.

I always thought it curious if we gave them the quagmire that they are modifying someone else's art when they do this. Would they rant at themselves for RAEPING ZOULS!!!11, then explode?

(Like the androids in some old episode of the twilight zone, or star trek or something.. you know "I'm always wrong.")

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

One of the Brisbane gay furry grooming scene. ? Primary agent of the Roophilia zoophilia group. <...> if they've not already noticed a particular group of guys who regularly visit with glazed looks on their faces and hands in their pockets.

Gay furry grooming scene? Roophilia zoophilia group?? Masterbating to Koala bears??

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Why the holy hell does my interest in certain style of art have to associate me with GAY GROOMING ROO FUCKING KOALA BEAR PERVERTS???

EXPLODES

That he knows all this just shows you can't really mess with guys like Chris Baird, Starless and Bible Black, Hirtes, MobileSuitGoddamn, Rankin, Jerry Collins, et al, because they've been around and seen -not to mention probably done- a lot of shit in the furry community. Those are some knowledgeable hardcore motherfuckers right there, real original gangsters.

I'm bullshitting. I don't even know who Chirs Baird is, but he's obviously seen and known more shit than I'd ever go near, so I'll have a drink to him.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

I don't fancy the idea of a roo schtupper ... with a finnish name... =)
How come I have never heard of him...
Who would fancy them cute lil joeys that way anyway...

And Subversive must mean Cylons? =)

Chris Baird · Prattler Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 133

Rose Quoll... all I know is she's dating my semi-friend Stephen... or something.

Stephen is my fault-- in 1996 he was an eager young 16 year-old Unix Wizard at the Brisbane Home Unix user group (humbug.org.au) who I'd mentored into the Incredible World Of Computer Systems That Don't Suck ("umsdos..."), and who I discovered had (1) been a neighbour of mine for a year-- and I'd almost done the arson on his parent's house for all that fucking drum practice he did, and (2) been involved with the Matthew Kurth-centric pedo 'Watertower' IRC scene. Stephen was rescued from that group by introducing him to the Furry scene ('a lesser evil') which I was in the process of leaving behind as I prepared a move to Armidale.

It's not like I didn't try my best to keep him out of the influence of the freaks. :-/ ("Furry exploits the same psychological deficiencies as Cults do, Grasshopper.") ... Now I find out he's done the LDR manic on a teenage girl, who very much appears to have been groomed through associating with Furries into being a yiff-scene freak who makes sex plushies, and a Clone who is absolutely never-ever not wearing a dog collar. How about not violating the terms of your Visa by doing paid work in the country...

Akhetnu · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 25

Matt Kurth? My friend used to know him...apparently he had these sexual obsessions with Lisa Simpson. However, now my friend told me that Matt found a woman, got married, and has abandoned his fetish. Guess its more fuel for the 'jailhouse gay' theory.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Stephen is my fault-- in 1996 he was an eager young 16 year-old Unix Wizard at the Brisbane Home Unix user group (humbug.org.au) who I'd mentored into the Incredible World Of Computer Systems That Don't Suck ("umsdos..."), and who I discovered had (1) been a neighbour of mine for a year-- and I'd almost done the arson on his parent's house for all that fucking drum practice he did, and (2) been involved with the Matthew Kurth-centric pedo 'Watertower' IRC scene.

A bit fo a shame., He's a good guy, but we pretty much cut any oline of contact since he moved in (or was gettign ready to) with Rose... and I gave up the MUCK scene, entirely.

I guess it's like needle drugs, you always introduce your worst to those nearby, or something.