Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Prattler Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 119

I acrually saw this piece of art, if you could call it that. For sale at the FC art auction, it looks alot worse in reality. I don't know if it sold, and I really don't care to know who bought it, if anyone.

It's not safe for work, and it'll make you wonder what the artist was thinking, when the drew this?

http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Charon2/Adult/C2_foreplay.jpg

Later

IceCat

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

It's not safe for work, and it'll make you wonder what the artist was thinking, when the drew this?

I'm guessing he was thinking something along the lines of: "Boy howdy, I'd sure like to draw me a nice fat fox cock right about now!"

Seriously, though, am I missing something here? Yes, it's a foxes cock, I'm sure there have been thousands upon thousands of other pictures of fox cocks--many of which being even more poorly drawn and presented than this one--bought and sold at fur conventions and on furbid. 'Course, I didn't exactly scrutinize every inch of this particular fox cock picture, so perhaps I'm missing something, like a puddle of anal leakage or bloody kitten foetus in the background.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

It's not safe for work, and it'll make you wonder what the artist was thinking, when the drew this?

http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Charon2/Adult/C2_foreplay.jpg

Probably thinking with their dick (oh yes, I'm going out on a limb and guessing the artist was probably male).

Seriously, though, am I missing something here? Yes, it's a foxes cock, I'm sure there have been thousands upon thousands of other pictures of fox cocks--many of which being even more poorly drawn and presented than this one--bought and sold at fur conventions and on furbid. 'Course, I didn't exactly scrutinize every inch of this particular fox cock picture, so perhaps I'm missing something, like a puddle of anal leakage or bloody kitten foetus in the background.

I wonder how much it was being sold for, and if it was bought? Or if it was 'life-sized'? I can imagine someone spending a thousand on it just to sit it at the end of their bed and get that 'like your really there' feeling as they polish their knob at the thought of shoving their head between warm musky fox loin and getting a face full of furry ballsack and pulsating hot male meat.

And it sickens me. That I can't be the one to experiance that for myself.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

Dunno. I think that pic is the most accurate graphical definition of what is furry fandom nowadays.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Well.. for once an artist that doesn't totally suck! =) Technically!

http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Charon2/Adult/index01-by-date.html

But where 's the humor.... and the joy of life?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Well.. for once an artist that doesn't totally suck! =) Technically!

http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Charon2/Adult/index01-by-date.html

But where 's the humor.... and the joy of life?

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I think this one pwns the first one for sheer WTF goodness.

And puh-leeze.. you know someone bought this, and it's probably framed and hanging over their fireplace this very moment. That's the thing that always makes me laugh... it's funny enough that someone buys this stuff, but it's even funnier that they put this shit up in their living rooms. Can't you at least pretend to not be a flaming furry idiot in the one room of your home that members of the general public.. like the UPS guy, pizza boy, etc.. might happen to glimpse in.

Personally, I don't particularly understand the idea behind shelling out mucho dinero for furry porn. I can understand paying for a painting you enjoy in a general sense.. you like the design, the colors liven up the room, you like the energy of the brush strokes, etc. But paying a few hundred dollars for a picture that is fundamentally intended to give you a stiffie and let you polish your knob... I mean.. that's what downloading all of this stuff and turning the slideshow feature on is for, right?

To each their own, I guess.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I think this one pwns the first one for sheer WTF goodness.

Not really. Like the other one, it's just gay furry porn.

Like this one, or this one.

Gay furry porn, but just gay furry porn nontheless. Then again...

BASK IN THE GLORY OF CRUDELY ANIMATED FURRY BUTTFUCKING

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Linking to images is TEHFT! OMG! =(

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

SOUL RAEP!

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

I could understand how hotlinking an image might be considered theft (of some sort)... but actually linking to it ??

This guy should have just put up a redirect to some terrible image for all CYD referals or something

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

I'll have to say it does look like this guy has at least read the manual for photoshop.

Yeah, it's about as gay and furry as you can get, but it's tentacle-less and pediphilia free. There's far worse to mock out there.

As for what the 'artist' was thinking when he made it, probably something along the lines of 'sure is damn hard to use the mouse and keyboard with one hand'.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

BASK IN THE GLORY OF CRUDELY ANIMATED FURRY BUTTFUCKING

Oooooooooh God. At first I thought it was a hilarious parody in poor taste. Then I realized... that was made with serious intent. By a real human. For sexual purposes. Of all the things said human could have done during that period of time, that animation was the best thing he thought of doing.

AND THAT RAPES MY SOUL.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Nothing else says "distinguished gentleman" quite like a lovingly rendered image of anthropomorphic fox genitals (that one just shelled out a small fortune for) hung on the mantle so as to squick out friends, family or the repairman.

*sips a White Zinfandel with one pinkie out*

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

I looked at this, and it appears to be a CG drawing. At least to my untrained eye. What the fuck is he selling, a CD or a printout or something?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

OMG HOT

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Don't those sharp teeth ever get in the way?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Don't those sharp teeth ever get in the way?

One would think so.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

OMG HOT

Give me more, give me more.

Don't those sharp teeth ever get in the way?

One would think so.

I've always figured you couldn't get any suction from a muzzled lover, you know? No lips.

By the way, I love that.. where'd you find it, and is there more? I'd be willing to pay $$$ for the whole comic. Think about it.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

No lips? Ah don't get technical bub. Course toons have lips.. Even Ducks do.. Lookit how Donald is animated. =)

And that animation isn't all THAt bad..=) compared to this! =D

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/skwrlworks/gusher1ed.gif

That comic bit is from "Skunk" The geek dreams of his characters come to life and makes enuff noises in his sleep to scare
away the neighbor girl who almost came to meet him!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

That comic bit is from "Skunk" The geek dreams of his characters come to life and makes enuff noises in his sleep to scare
away the neighbor girl who almost came to meet him!

..Of which, I've linked in entirety... search for it, you idjit- I sure as hell don't own furry wank materia....er, fuck, other than some stuff Donny sent me. ;)

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/skwrlworks/gusher1ed.gif

Wow, I though this was one shitty animation, but that one out-craps it by far...