Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

What do you get when you allow nearly 200 furries to write parts of... fuck it. You know it. I know it. Rankin know it.

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/ or http://furventure.hollosite.com/

Disjointed wank material covering nearly every fetish known to the fandumb. Started approximately 2-3 years ago, so I'll be surprised if it hasn't appeared at least once here. Regardless... it's still running, it's huge, and it's offensive to the brain. And there's something for everyone to dislike!

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 473

What do you get when you allow nearly 200 furries to write parts of... fuck it. You know it. I know it. Rankin know it.

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/ or http://furventure.hollosite.com/

Disjointed wank material covering nearly every fetish known to the fandumb. Started approximately 2-3 years ago, so I'll be surprised if it hasn't appeared at least once here. Regardless... it's still running, it's huge, and it's offensive to the brain. And there's something for everyone to dislike!

I see that vague traces of humour have crept in here and there.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I can't be assed to bother reading it. Someone else do it for me and post the 'good' bits.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Sabrina construction set gots many writers.. and it's better. =)

Edit:
Oh lordy... I began laffing maniacly at this...

http://www.heliograph-designs.co.uk/users/nosocs/display.php?strip=601&screen=43

It's funny because it's so true...

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

I can't be assed to bother reading it. Someone else do it for me and post the 'good' bits.

Here's one:

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/5/536.html

LICK MY RED FLAT HEAL SHOES

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Here's one:

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/5/536.html

Wow. That's the most utterly inept attempt at porn writing I've ever read.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Here's one:

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/5/536.html

Wow. That's the most utterly inept attempt at porn writing I've ever read.

When was the last time you were on a MUCK, or IRC? :twisted:

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Here's one:

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/5/536.html

Wow. That's the most utterly inept attempt at porn writing I've ever read.

When was the last time you were on a MUCK, or IRC? :twisted:

Truth be told, I never were. Sounds like I'm either not missing anything, or I'm missing comedy gold. :?:

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Sounds like I'm either not missing anything, or I'm missing comedy gold. :?:

At times, I guess - but personally, I'm glad to have that time behind me. Sometimes it was hilareous due to the absurdity, and the rest of the time, the utter failrue of anyone there to be able to chat, or otherwise with another just spoke of the person's social skills.

It was good for a cheap laugh, all in all.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Oh lordy... I began laffing maniacly at this...

Definitely one of my more inspired moments.

You are alone in your bedroom, a very simple but comfortable bedroom. You are a male human of a still human world, resting on your bed and thinking about furs and reality.

Well, already I can't identify with it. It loses.

Besides, wouldn't the next choices be more like:

You roll over onto your back and:

1. Masturbate to Minerva Mink porn
2. Masturbate to Fifi le Fume porn
3. Masutrbate to Road Rovers gay porn
4. Log on to FurryMUCK and masturbate

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

What about the other options?

5. Jump off a high building and kill yourself
6. Go on welfare and eat yourself to death

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Well, you can contribute such things to it. :twisted:

I get demerits for not realizing you had to code the returns between paragraphs in there, though.

Edit: Better HTML

(taking bets on how long before these get wiped)

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/4/417.html

I wrote this down, check the parent. The option was "refuse and go to the birthday party instead, continue if you DARE

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

http://www.themasterplan.net/furrventure/4/417.html

I wrote this down, check the parent. The option was "refuse and go to the birthday party instead, continue if you DARE

"The only sites I've been visiting lately are either torrent sites or Crush Yiff Destroy."

Well, damn.