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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 2/10/2005 11:51:14 PM     Post subject: Caption This!  

It's a game. Here's the rules...

1. Post a furcon photograph of your "liking" to this thread
2. Someone else has to come up with a clever, scathing and/or humorous caption for your photo... As best they can, anyway
3. Whoever came up with a caption has to post a new photo
4. Photos can be captioned more than once, but a new photo has to be posted for each caption

Q: Isn't this just an excercise in lame, purile silliness and a complete waste of time?
A: Yeah, but it's a larf, innit?

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Posted: 2/11/2005 10:36:38 AM     Post subject:  

Manowar + bambi = gay
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Posted: 2/11/2005 11:02:03 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  


Glenn Danzig shows us his sensitive side.






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Posted: 2/11/2005 3:50:38 PM     Post subject:  

Are these really from a furry con? If so, I'll give the minotaur credit for being the anti-hambeast. These look more like Ren-faire Wiccans on crack, though, not furry conventioneers.
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Posted: 2/11/2005 4:54:51 PM     Post subject:  

Are these really from a furry con? If so, I'll give the minotaur credit for being the anti-hambeast. These look more like Ren-faire Wiccans on crack, though, not furry conventioneers.


The pencil-necked congoers with wildlife-print t-shirts in the background reveal the gruesome truth.
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Posted: 2/11/2005 5:31:17 PM     Post subject:  

Actually, SLalita, you're doing it wrong.

Try doing it like 21st Century Boy.

1. Quote the post so the picture shows
2. Place your caption beneath it
3. Post an Img link of a new photo beneath it
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Posted: 2/11/2005 5:36:47 PM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  



Cha-cha-cha-CHIA FAG!

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Posted: 2/11/2005 6:34:45 PM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  


In less than fifteen seconds, Scott found a way to completely eliminate his car's Blue Book value.



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Posted: 2/11/2005 6:46:12 PM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  


The television! Focus... on... the television!

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Posted: 2/11/2005 6:47:34 PM     Post subject:  

Are these really from a furry con? If so, I'll give the minotaur credit for being the anti-hambeast. These look more like Ren-faire Wiccans on crack, though, not furry conventioneers.


The pencil-necked congoers with wildlife-print t-shirts in the background reveal the gruesome truth.


Yeah, and you can see some fursuits in the background of the first shot...
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Posted: 2/12/2005 2:29:16 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  


I'd hit that!

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Posted: 2/12/2005 3:32:06 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  

yikes


This stuff is too hard to caption, its so bizzare.. (diapercoon ??) If the title of the thread were "really fucked up images to set your friend's desktop backgrounds to during a night of heavy drinking" then it would be perfect.

But if I *had* to caption them, they'd all have "HOLY SHIT RUN" under them.
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Posted: 2/12/2005 3:45:37 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  



In retrospect, Disney conglomerates decided that combining Joe Camel, and Chester Cheetah into one creature would not simutaenously glorify both smoking, and cheese doodles.

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Posted: 2/12/2005 6:30:13 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  


Yeah, I may be a delusional, parents-basement dwelling chronic virgin with a thing for psuedo-Muppets... But, dammit, I'm PATRIOTIC!

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Posted: 2/12/2005 6:47:56 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  


Yeah, I may be a delusional, parents-basement dwelling chronic virgin with a thing for psuedo-Muppets... But, dammit, I'm PATRIOTIC!


Oh cmon ! Im not saying I can do better. In fact, I cant.... but still, this dude is a total redneck. ...A redneck wearing a hat for Andrew Lloyd Webers 'Cats'....

I would rattle off some of the country western singers this guy listens to , but honestly I can't recall any offhand
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Posted: 2/12/2005 8:03:41 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  

I would rattle off some of the country western singers this guy listens to , but honestly I can't recall any offhand


The first moment I saw this picture, I thought of this:



Initially I didn't want the face to match all that well, so I overdid the burn/dodging... However, when I opted to turn it into a 'truth' ad, I figured I should have at least tried to do intermitten saves. :(
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Posted: 2/12/2005 8:28:23 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  





Rankin enjoys a sit-down.
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Posted: 2/12/2005 8:34:59 AM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  

Rankin enjoys a sit-down.


I'm a bit suprised that you haven't been told this, yet. You don't have permission to make fun of me. Not only are you too young, but I LAWSUITE YUYO.

P.S. RIP HAPPIWABBIT.
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Posted: 2/12/2005 12:50:53 PM     Post subject:  

Since Subversive forgot to put one under his caption:


Ah'm 'unna make yew squeal lahk a piggie foxie, city boy. Hyuck!





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Posted: 2/12/2005 8:30:28 PM     Post subject:  



Yow! Thuh GOVERNMENT will never find I voted for KARRY if I hide in this AMAZING ANIMAL COSTUME!

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Posted: 2/12/2005 8:43:46 PM     Post subject:  


Hey! Who invited Samwise Gamgee to Mephit Furmeet?


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Posted: 2/12/2005 9:28:36 PM     Post subject:  



No one here ordered pork and weeners!

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Posted: 2/12/2005 9:43:10 PM     Post subject:  




Linus Torvalds poses with his biggest fan, and long-time internet love slave, Koopi, the third-degree-burns kangaroo.

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Posted: 2/13/2005 5:57:49 PM     Post subject: Re: Caption This!  


UNITED THEY STAND
Terrorists baffled, story at 11.
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Posted: 2/13/2005 6:16:17 PM     Post subject:  


A very special care bear.


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Posted: 2/14/2005 2:49:54 AM     Post subject:  




"Little did the Tauren Warrior know that the World of Warcraft Con was NEXT weekend..."


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Posted: 2/14/2005 6:20:26 PM     Post subject:  



What the people who took the BAD acid saw at Woodstock...

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Posted: 2/14/2005 6:42:39 PM     Post subject:  

broken image


It doesn't work. ;.;
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Posted: 2/14/2005 8:32:46 PM     Post subject:  

broken image


It doesn't work. ;.;


Well, whaddya want, asshole? Caption something ELSE! :roll:
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Posted: 2/14/2005 9:05:14 PM     Post subject:  


Little did ScaleyDragowulf612 know that underneath his date's hot vixen suit was a man, baby!

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Posted: 2/14/2005 10:54:59 PM     Post subject:  



Upon this suspect entering his office Sherlock Holmes had a hunch he had solved the case of the missing beach balls.

(well, i can't find the original, but I can find the LJ icon some guy made from it)

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Posted: 2/14/2005 11:25:26 PM     Post subject:  


You can't turn an old dog new trickz.


BAHAHA..ha..
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Posted: 2/15/2005 1:07:09 PM     Post subject:  


In tonight's episode: Animal protection officer Dave makes a gruesome discovery while investigating a derelict building.

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Posted: 2/15/2005 1:20:25 PM     Post subject:  


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"This blue outfit helps me attract infants whom I put in this bag. Last night I caught three."

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Posted: 2/15/2005 7:28:32 PM     Post subject:  


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"Now then, which way did the 50-Foot Woman go?"

*chuckle* Karno, Karno, Karno... :roll:

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Posted: 2/15/2005 7:37:22 PM     Post subject:  


Having recently conquered Seattle with his Bum Bum Song and his swim across Lake Washington, Tom Green sets his sights on his next local victim: ConiFur NW.


Our recent mission work at the local con proved to be a success. Here we see a member from the Church of Robert Hillology looking for new converts to our great cause.


And since I commented on two, I present two more.


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Posted: 2/15/2005 10:50:09 PM     Post subject:  

Ah someone remembers Hill's ..um... angels. =D

His "Bears About Town" costume business hasn't entered the net age.. last I looked...
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Posted: 2/15/2005 11:47:06 PM     Post subject:  

Ah someone remembers Hill's ..um... angels. =D

His "Bears About Town" costume business hasn't entered the net age.. last I looked...


What? You mean this? If you're on the net, that's net age enough for me. And yes, once you've seen Robert Hill's stuff it's nearly impossible to forget about it. (Plus his art and a couple of his "angels" were all over MTV's Sex2k "Plushies & Furries".) He used to have some stuff on Furry Inflation but he's sort of disappeared into obscurity now. Pity.
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Posted: 2/16/2005 12:15:36 AM     Post subject:  

Ooo.. obviosuly my search wasn't thorough enuff..or sumfin else was wrong..
And now it pops up first! =/

I only got some list of orange county/whichever businesses where he got mentioned...

He sure likes.. bears getting concrete enemas or sumfin like dat...
Least he wasn't too chubby to fit in his suits...

I still think of him as evil Doc Brown! =)

And Hill's Angels were Benny Hill's dance girls! =)
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Posted: 2/16/2005 3:59:31 AM     Post subject:  



Dammit, that picture makes me want to burn my desert BDU's (DCU's) that were issued to me. :{
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Posted: 2/16/2005 6:38:41 AM     Post subject:  



Half Life-2 did not meet up to even the deepest fan's expectations; however 'Campur fag0t' zombies stole the show.

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Posted: 2/16/2005 7:45:42 AM     Post subject:  



Man or not, it's time to get the fuck away!
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Posted: 2/16/2005 7:07:03 PM     Post subject:  


Those of you sitting in the first few rows WILL get fucked up for life!

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Posted: 2/16/2005 7:18:01 PM     Post subject:  



I really, really, really want to shake him like a british nanny, bitchslap the hell out of him, and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"

Stop fucking tormenting me with Roxi pictures - fuckers.
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Posted: 2/16/2005 7:56:52 PM     Post subject:  


Gulf War syndrome victims often suffer severe deterioration in physical and psychological health.
Photo AP 2005 Associated Press.


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Posted: 2/16/2005 8:14:44 PM     Post subject:  




Ma! Stinky Coyote man is still hanging out in our yard!

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Posted: 2/16/2005 11:05:32 PM     Post subject:  


Our true genders are for us to know and for you to find out *wink*
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Posted: 2/17/2005 12:12:44 AM     Post subject:  


"Model train collecters" my ASS!

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Posted: 2/17/2005 7:39:04 PM     Post subject:  


Furry... Helping otherwise chronic virgins acheive a false sense of gratification through meaningless sex since 1994!

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Posted: 2/17/2005 10:06:53 PM     Post subject:  



(NOT A FURRY)
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Posted: 2/18/2005 2:00:16 AM     Post subject:  



Fabric: $3.50
Thread: $0.50
Plastic eyes $0.20

A toy designed for a little child being bought by some overweight, overaged pervert: Comically Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's paypal.


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Posted: 2/18/2005 4:06:16 AM     Post subject:  


I'm not gay. I'm not gay. But I look and move in a gay, gay way. I'm not gay. No, no way. But watching me move will make you gay.


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Posted: 2/18/2005 3:08:35 PM     Post subject:  

That first one is Foofur McFurry. That photo was snapped the day he decided to "come out about his furryness" about 5 seconds before his Wing Chung instructor dished him out a severe ass-whupping and tossed his body in a dumpster. Five-year-old Cindy Luihu of Koanakiki, Hawaii discovered the body when she mistakenly thought it to be a discarded stuffed toy and took it home. Several days later, the furry's death was discovered when the odor from the body inside filled the house.

The police investigating the incident have abandoned the case, deeming it a mercy killing.
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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:05:21 PM     Post subject:  


Hmmm, let's see. Cookie cutter faux zebra fur body suit? Check. Bizzare nose thingie? Check. Con Badge? Check. Bad haircut and facial hair? Check. Any remote sense of dignity left at the door? Double check. Alright, I'm ready to move out of my parent's base... er I mean attend the furry convention.

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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:37:04 PM     Post subject:  



Four of these things are not like the other. Four of these things just do not belong...
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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:41:20 PM     Post subject:  


Twenty minutes later the four alleged zoophiliacs were arrested, the tiger was sent to an animal therapist. One of the arrested while under questioning said, "He was my ghey love-kitty in a past life."

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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:45:47 PM     Post subject:  



UP, UP, AND A-GAYYYYY!
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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:48:57 PM     Post subject:  



PET THE KITTY..
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Posted: 2/20/2005 6:09:56 AM     Post subject:  


GREETINGS PEOPLE OF EARTH. I AM HERE FOR YOUR FOXCOCK. MY BELLY SHALL SWELL WITH YOUR SALTY DELIGHTS.

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Posted: 2/20/2005 10:19:29 AM     Post subject:  



Although the results weren't too jugular, Brian's severed wolf head fantasy was now closer to reality.


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Posted: 2/20/2005 4:59:59 PM     Post subject:  


My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID .... Kid Cock!
Bawitdaba da wang a lang yiffy yiffy yiffy said the doggy said up hump the doggy!

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Posted: 2/20/2005 11:18:52 PM     Post subject:  



The day after Tony Hawk came out of the closet, preteen suicide related to a shattered sense of 'cool' shot through the roof.
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Posted: 2/21/2005 3:36:47 AM     Post subject:  


My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID .... Kid Cock!
Bawitdaba da wang a lang yiffy yiffy yiffy said the doggy said up hump the doggy!



RTFOTFFLMFAO!!!
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Posted: 2/21/2005 5:33:09 AM     Post subject:  

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID .... Kid Cock!
Bawitdaba da wang a lang yiffy yiffy yiffy said the doggy said up hump the doggy!


... that was BRILLIANT. Who said it? Who'd you steal it from? :lol:
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Posted: 2/22/2005 11:48:19 PM     Post subject:  



Proof that some people deserve nine-thousand nine-hundred ninety nine points of damage.
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Posted: 2/23/2005 1:01:26 AM     Post subject:  

http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/silentangel/redxiii-1.jpg


Proof that some people deserve nine-thousand nine-hundred ninety nine points of damage.

Knights of the Round (13 hits at 9,999 points each) + WSummon Materia (causing you to cast twice) + your other two party members weilding Mimic materia (tripling the previous attacks) = 779,922 points of damage per round.

HEY, remember in FF6 how Edgar had those Tools he could use to attack, like the Auto Crossbow and shit? Okay, when you get attacked by Strays (cats basicaly), if you confuse them they turn away from you, and then when you use Edgar's Drill tool it looks like he's drilling them straight in the ass!

Bet I'm not the only one who noticed that! Nope, I'm not a furry, nosirreeee bob. Not a furry in the least.

god help me
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Posted: 2/23/2005 6:29:56 AM     Post subject:  

I'd just bust out an Omnislash on their ass, then throw in a w-summon knights of the round with a mimic. No need to have a healer, not with my trusty w-item 99 megalixer exploit. Ya? Well let's see YOU beat Ruby Weapon at level 70. :x
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Posted: 2/23/2005 3:40:05 PM     Post subject:  

SPEAK THE KING'S ENGLISH!
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Posted: 2/23/2005 6:04:38 PM     Post subject:  



You've seen my wife... You've seen the results of me having sex with her... Now, can you REALLY BLAME ME?!!

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Posted: 2/23/2005 8:16:04 PM     Post subject:  

I can't tell for sure what that shirt says, but assuming it does say "I live in my own little world, but that's ok... they know me here" then it is a perfect shirt for him.
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Posted: 2/24/2005 4:24:39 AM     Post subject:  


Upon viewing at this image of his parents, it is evident why young James Anderson ran away to British Columbia and legally changed his last name.


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Posted: 2/24/2005 4:53:27 AM     Post subject:  



...as time progressed, Schmendrick became a reue magician, but continued to falter with his incantations. Regardless, he, and his new-found stalllion, continued to find love and merriment.

...ok, what I really wanted was something along the lines of "In Tijuana, anything can happen."", but I figured too much was implied without referencing a troll frollicing with a stalli-corn.
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Posted: 2/24/2005 9:07:25 AM     Post subject:  


WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO YIFF FELLATE YOU!

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Posted: 2/24/2005 3:03:31 PM     Post subject:  


Which one is supposed to be the human in this picture??
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 2/24/2005 3:38:22 PM     Post subject:  

the lady in the back with the sabrina t-shirt
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Posted: 2/24/2005 3:39:58 PM     Post subject:  

That's a WOMAN???? :shock:
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Posted: 2/24/2005 3:44:48 PM     Post subject:  

Gender unconfrimed. Due to politically correct programming, I am required to refer to all genderless and unidentified beings as "she," "woman," and "her."
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Posted: 2/24/2005 4:04:50 PM     Post subject:  

I can honestly say that after seeing these things, I hate my own eyes.



I'm sorry guys, I have the test results right here. You're fucking retarded.
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Posted: 2/24/2005 4:16:03 PM     Post subject:  

Why is the thing on the right pulling the guy's shirt up from behind? I don't get what the fuck is so entertaining about fursuiting.

i'm wearing a pretty pretty crown
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Posted: 2/24/2005 5:01:11 PM     Post subject:  

It's doing that as a living testament to why furrydom is what it is today... that four furries standing around, most of them in fursuits, cannot hold a simple conversation without fondling each other somehow because they're a bunch of oversexed guys that are too afraid of their own bodies and genuine social interaction to get sex that is close enough to the real deal to sate their hormones.

I'm willing to make allowances for the possibility that the.... thing.. on the right isn't aware that his glove is hooked on the guy's shirt.. but somehow I don't think that's the case.

On the fursuiting thing, I can understand how the creative challenge of making a costume would be fun. I like doing costumes for Halloween. But as to why these people enjoy dressing up in these smelly, sweltering costumes for a few hours - not only several times a year at cons - but while interacting at home and even out on the street (like whassisface that was on The Daily Show).... I can only guess that these folks are just not comfortable with normal human socialization. So, they have to put on these masks... literally... that they can hide behind to feel secure enough to mingle in a social setting. It's a lot like a child's security blanket.
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Posted: 2/24/2005 8:08:50 PM     Post subject:  

I also wonder why my avatar is animated on every page except this one. Of course, it will probably fix itself as I post this.

I also wonder how many don't wash the fursuits. I mean, I'm not sure what they're made of exactly and how they're constructed, but most of the head parts don't look like they'd fit in a conventional washing machine.

EDIT: Nope, still frozen. :(
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Posted: 2/25/2005 9:19:31 PM     Post subject:  

Why is the thing on the right pulling the guy's shirt up from behind?


Optimistically checking for back hair, maybe?
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Posted: 2/25/2005 10:46:52 PM     Post subject:  

Why is the thing on the right pulling the guy's shirt up from behind?


Optimistically checking for back hair, maybe?

Hoping for none or hoping to find some?

You just can't tell.
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Posted: 2/25/2005 11:18:16 PM     Post subject:  

Since I didn't contribute an image when I commented before....

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Posted: 2/26/2005 12:53:37 AM     Post subject:  

Since I didn't contribute an image when I commented before....



You keep still, because you think maybe his visual acuity's based on movement and he'll lose you if you don't move. But no. Not
Velociraptor. That's when the attack comes - - not from the front but from the side, from the other furry you didn't even know was there.
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Posted: 2/27/2005 7:27:09 PM     Post subject:  


While the missionary tried his best to spread the word of God to Expressionless Skunk and Weird-Faced Fox, Yippee Coyote tried his best to get into the good missionary's pants... starting with his shirt.



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Posted: 2/28/2005 4:01:29 PM     Post subject:  


Here we see a screenshot from the next Tenchu game - Tenchu: Stinky Furcon, wherein Rikimaru and Ayame are sent by Lord Ghoda to infiltrate a furry convention to learn the whereabouts of Onikage's demon ninja clan. Unfortunately, the game never goes far, because you can only get two levels into it before the characters commit seppuku to end their suffering and humiliation. This shot is from the first level, where Rikimaru - on the right - is waiting until the fox guard walks past the wall so he can perform a stealth yiff maneuver.

Alternately --

WE ARE WEARING FURSUITS AND COLLARS BECAUSE WE ARE NOT A FETISH FANDOM!!

I offer two.. just because they were both so pathetically hilarious to choose between.



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Posted: 2/28/2005 4:46:04 PM     Post subject:  



I can't caption this, but I'm going to wager a WHAT THE FUCKY FUCK
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Posted: 2/28/2005 4:51:02 PM     Post subject:  



Bill likes to study for the big Abnormal Psychology exam by sitting on the toilet in a fursuit. "It helps me relax," says Bill.
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Posted: 2/28/2005 5:52:27 PM     Post subject:  


Snerf shows us that his zoot's SPH indeed has other more practical uses.



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Posted: 2/28/2005 6:01:59 PM     Post subject:  



Somehow, in her old age, Minnie Mouse thought having those fat cells injected into her face would do some good.
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Posted: 2/28/2005 7:02:43 PM     Post subject:  



All I keep thinking is "I wonder if her head tastes like a marshmallow peep?"
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Posted: 3/1/2005 5:57:30 AM     Post subject:  

POST A NEW PIC WITH YOUR CAPTION PLZKTNX!

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Posted: 3/1/2005 3:13:06 PM     Post subject:  

Why is it these guys' rooms/houses always look like a cross between Suncoast's anime section, Cables-R-Us supply store, CompUSA, and a party goods supply store? You never see a furry room that doesn't look like some techy/geeky pawn shop filled with crap and food wrappers.

I'm starting to think there aren't really that many furries out there. They just change their facial hair pattern once in a while and take pictures at different angles of their rat nests to make them look like someone different.

Furries always walk single file to hide their numbers.

Well, there are two banthas down there but.... wait a minute.... no, those are two furry fans.
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Posted: 3/1/2005 5:24:14 PM     Post subject:  

I can identify Zelda- The Windwaker, Animal Crossing, and the Daffy Duck game for Gamecube in the background of the photo. It's a fair bet the StarFox games and ZooCube are back there as well. Probably with tentacles and giant genitalia crayoned in on the cover.
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Posted: 3/1/2005 6:58:05 PM     Post subject:  



Morrissey would look at this man and say "Dude, you're a pussy!"

(I can't post an image right now because my ISP can't handle images, for some reason...)
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Posted: 3/3/2005 6:19:38 AM     Post subject:  

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Gene Ternruh
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Posted: 3/3/2005 9:31:47 AM     Post subject:  

Bird Heather Morris is just as much of a spoiled uncooperative brat as regular Heather Morris.

QUIT PUZTING AROUND WITH THAT PARROT AND BIRTH SAMAEL AND BUILD AN ETERNAL PARADISE ALREADY
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Posted: 3/3/2005 2:56:28 PM     Post subject:  

I think she's supposed to be a Crappon, which is the hybrid between a dull lion and a canary.
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Posted: 3/3/2005 6:18:31 PM     Post subject:  

I think she's supposed to be a Crappon, which is the hybrid between a dull lion and a canary.


Which means... we can gas her?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 4:31:16 PM     Post subject:  

Must... keep... old... thread... alive!

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