Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

It's a game. Here's the rules...

1. Post a furcon photograph of your "liking" to this thread
2. Someone else has to come up with a clever, scathing and/or humorous caption for your photo... As best they can, anyway
3. Whoever came up with a caption has to post a new photo
4. Photos can be captioned more than once, but a new photo has to be posted for each caption

Q: Isn't this just an excercise in lame, purile silliness and a complete waste of time?
A: Yeah, but it's a larf, innit?

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Manowar + bambi = gay

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

Glenn Danzig shows us his sensitive side.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Are these really from a furry con? If so, I'll give the minotaur credit for being the anti-hambeast. These look more like Ren-faire Wiccans on crack, though, not furry conventioneers.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Are these really from a furry con? If so, I'll give the minotaur credit for being the anti-hambeast. These look more like Ren-faire Wiccans on crack, though, not furry conventioneers.

The pencil-necked congoers with wildlife-print t-shirts in the background reveal the gruesome truth.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Actually, SLalita, you're doing it wrong.

Try doing it like 21st Century Boy.

1. Quote the post so the picture shows
2. Place your caption beneath it
3. Post an Img link of a new photo beneath it

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Cha-cha-cha-CHIA FAG!

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

In less than fifteen seconds, Scott found a way to completely eliminate his car's Blue Book value.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

The television! Focus... on... the television!

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

Are these really from a furry con? If so, I'll give the minotaur credit for being the anti-hambeast. These look more like Ren-faire Wiccans on crack, though, not furry conventioneers.

The pencil-necked congoers with wildlife-print t-shirts in the background reveal the gruesome truth.

Yeah, and you can see some fursuits in the background of the first shot...

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

I'd hit that!

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

yikes

This stuff is too hard to caption, its so bizzare.. (diapercoon ??) If the title of the thread were "really fucked up images to set your friend's desktop backgrounds to during a night of heavy drinking" then it would be perfect.

But if I *had* to caption them, they'd all have "HOLY SHIT RUN" under them.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

In retrospect, Disney conglomerates decided that combining Joe Camel, and Chester Cheetah into one creature would not simutaenously glorify both smoking, and cheese doodles.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Yeah, I may be a delusional, parents-basement dwelling chronic virgin with a thing for psuedo-Muppets... But, dammit, I'm PATRIOTIC!

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Yeah, I may be a delusional, parents-basement dwelling chronic virgin with a thing for psuedo-Muppets... But, dammit, I'm PATRIOTIC!

Oh cmon ! Im not saying I can do better. In fact, I cant.... but still, this dude is a total redneck. ...A redneck wearing a hat for Andrew Lloyd Webers 'Cats'....

I would rattle off some of the country western singers this guy listens to , but honestly I can't recall any offhand

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I would rattle off some of the country western singers this guy listens to , but honestly I can't recall any offhand

The first moment I saw this picture, I thought of this:

Initially I didn't want the face to match all that well, so I overdid the burn/dodging... However, when I opted to turn it into a 'truth' ad, I figured I should have at least tried to do intermitten saves. :(

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

Rankin enjoys a sit-down.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Rankin enjoys a sit-down.

I'm a bit suprised that you haven't been told this, yet. You don't have permission to make fun of me. Not only are you too young, but I LAWSUITE YUYO.

P.S. RIP HAPPIWABBIT.

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

Since Subversive forgot to put one under his caption:

Ah'm 'unna make yew squeal lahk a ~~piggie~~ foxie, city boy. Hyuck!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Yow! Thuh GOVERNMENT will never find I voted for KARRY if I hide in this AMAZING ANIMAL COSTUME!

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Hey! Who invited Samwise Gamgee to Mephit Furmeet?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

No one here ordered pork and weeners!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Linus Torvalds poses with his biggest fan, and long-time internet love slave, Koopi, the third-degree-burns kangaroo.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

UNITED THEY STAND
Terrorists baffled, story at 11.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

A very special care bear.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

"Little did the Tauren Warrior know that the World of Warcraft Con was NEXT weekend..."

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

What the people who took the BAD acid saw at Woodstock...

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

broken image

It doesn't work. ;.;

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

broken image

It doesn't work. ;.;

Well, whaddya want, asshole? Caption something ELSE! :roll:

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Little did ScaleyDragowulf612 know that underneath his date's hot vixen suit was a man, baby!

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

Upon this suspect entering his office Sherlock Holmes had a hunch he had solved the case of the missing beach balls.

(well, i can't find the original, but I can find the LJ icon some guy made from it)

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

You can't turn an old dog new trickz.

BAHAHA..ha..

Rural Pimp · Rasophore Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 69

In tonight's episode: Animal protection officer Dave makes a gruesome discovery while investigating a derelict building.

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SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

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"This blue outfit helps me attract infants whom I put in this bag. Last night I caught three."

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

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"Now then, which way did the 50-Foot Woman go?"

*chuckle* Karno, Karno, Karno... :roll:

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Having recently conquered Seattle with his Bum Bum Song and his swim across Lake Washington, Tom Green sets his sights on his next local victim: ConiFur NW.

Our recent mission work at the local con proved to be a success. Here we see a member from the Church of Robert Hillology looking for new converts to our great cause.

And since I commented on two, I present two more.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Ah someone remembers Hill's ..um... angels. =D

His "Bears About Town" costume business hasn't entered the net age.. last I looked...

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Ah someone remembers Hill's ..um... angels. =D

His "Bears About Town" costume business hasn't entered the net age.. last I looked...

What? You mean this? If you're on the net, that's net age enough for me. And yes, once you've seen Robert Hill's stuff it's nearly impossible to forget about it. (Plus his art and a couple of his "angels" were all over MTV's Sex2k "Plushies & Furries".) He used to have some stuff on Furry Inflation but he's sort of disappeared into obscurity now. Pity.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Ooo.. obviosuly my search wasn't thorough enuff..or sumfin else was wrong..
And now it pops up first! =/

I only got some list of orange county/whichever businesses where he got mentioned...

He sure likes.. bears getting concrete enemas or sumfin like dat...
Least he wasn't too chubby to fit in his suits...

I still think of him as evil Doc Brown! =)

And Hill's Angels were Benny Hill's dance girls! =)

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 255

Dammit, that picture makes me want to burn my desert BDU's (DCU's) that were issued to me. :{

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Half Life-2 did not meet up to even the deepest fan's expectations; however 'Campur fag0t' zombies stole the show.

tomcat · Qualificator Joined: 27 Nov 2004 Posts: 15

Man or not, it's time to get the fuck away!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Those of you sitting in the first few rows WILL get fucked up for life!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I really, really, really want to shake him like a british nanny, bitchslap the hell out of him, and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"

Stop fucking tormenting me with Roxi pictures - fuckers.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

Gulf War syndrome victims often suffer severe deterioration in physical and psychological health.
Photo AP © 2005 Associated Press.

Kitsune Kiyoshi · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 10

Ma! Stinky Coyote man is still hanging out in our yard!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Our true genders are for us to know and for you to find out *wink*

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

"Model train collecters" my ASS!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Furry... Helping otherwise chronic virgins acheive a false sense of gratification through meaningless sex since 1994!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

(NOT A FURRY)

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Fabric: $3.50
Thread: $0.50
Plastic eyes $0.20

A toy designed for a little child being bought by some overweight, overaged pervert: Comically Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's paypal.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I'm not gay. I'm not gay. But I look and move in a gay, gay way. I'm not gay. No, no way. But watching me move will make you gay.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

That first one is Foofur McFurry. That photo was snapped the day he decided to "come out about his furryness" about 5 seconds before his Wing Chung instructor dished him out a severe ass-whupping and tossed his body in a dumpster. Five-year-old Cindy Luihu of Koanakiki, Hawaii discovered the body when she mistakenly thought it to be a discarded stuffed toy and took it home. Several days later, the furry's death was discovered when the odor from the body inside filled the house.

The police investigating the incident have abandoned the case, deeming it a mercy killing.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Hmmm, let's see. Cookie cutter faux zebra fur body suit? Check. Bizzare nose thingie? Check. Con Badge? Check. Bad haircut and facial hair? Check. Any remote sense of dignity left at the door? Double check. Alright, I'm ready to move out of my parent's base... er I mean attend the furry convention.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Four of these things are not like the other. Four of these things just do not belong...

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Twenty minutes later the four alleged zoophiliacs were arrested, the tiger was sent to an animal therapist. One of the arrested while under questioning said, "He was my ghey love-kitty in a past life."

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

UP, UP, AND A-GAYYYYY!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

PET THE KITTY..

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

GREETINGS PEOPLE OF EARTH. I AM HERE FOR YOUR FOXCOCK. MY BELLY SHALL SWELL WITH YOUR SALTY DELIGHTS.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Although the results weren't too jugular, Brian's severed wolf head fantasy was now closer to reality.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID .... Kid Cock!
Bawitdaba da wang a lang yiffy yiffy yiffy said the doggy said up hump the doggy!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

The day after Tony Hawk came out of the closet, preteen suicide related to a shattered sense of 'cool' shot through the roof.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID .... Kid Cock!
Bawitdaba da wang a lang yiffy yiffy yiffy said the doggy said up hump the doggy!

RTFOTFFLMFAO!!!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID .... Kid Cock!
Bawitdaba da wang a lang yiffy yiffy yiffy said the doggy said up hump the doggy!

... that was BRILLIANT. Who said it? Who'd you steal it from? :lol:

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Proof that some people deserve nine-thousand nine-hundred ninety nine points of damage.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/silentangel/redxiii-1.jpg

Proof that some people deserve nine-thousand nine-hundred ninety nine points of damage.

Knights of the Round (13 hits at 9,999 points each) + WSummon Materia (causing you to cast twice) + your other two party members weilding Mimic materia (tripling the previous attacks) = 779,922 points of damage per round.

HEY, remember in FF6 how Edgar had those Tools he could use to attack, like the Auto Crossbow and shit? Okay, when you get attacked by Strays (cats basicaly), if you confuse them they turn away from you, and then when you use Edgar's Drill tool it looks like he's drilling them straight in the ass!

Bet I'm not the only one who noticed that! Nope, I'm not a furry, nosirreeee bob. Not a furry in the least.

god help me

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

I'd just bust out an Omnislash on their ass, then throw in a w-summon knights of the round with a mimic. No need to have a healer, not with my trusty w-item 99 megalixer exploit. Ya? Well let's see YOU beat Ruby Weapon at level 70. :x

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

SPEAK THE KING'S ENGLISH!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

You've seen my wife... You've seen the results of me having sex with her... Now, can you REALLY BLAME ME?!!

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

I can't tell for sure what that shirt says, but assuming it does say "I live in my own little world, but that's ok... they know me here" then it is a perfect shirt for him.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Upon viewing at this image of his parents, it is evident why young James Anderson ran away to British Columbia and legally changed his last name.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

...as time progressed, Schmendrick became a reue magician, but continued to falter with his incantations. Regardless, he, and his new-found stalllion, continued to find love and merriment.

...ok, what I really wanted was something along the lines of "In Tijuana, anything can happen."", but I figured too much was implied without referencing a troll frollicing with a stalli-corn.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO YIFF FELLATE YOU!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Which one is supposed to be the human in this picture??

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

the lady in the back with the sabrina t-shirt

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

That's a WOMAN???? :shock:

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

Gender unconfrimed. Due to politically correct programming, I am required to refer to all genderless and unidentified beings as "she," "woman," and "her."

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I can honestly say that after seeing these things, I hate my own eyes.

I'm sorry guys, I have the test results right here. You're fucking retarded.

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

Why is the thing on the right pulling the guy's shirt up from behind? I don't get what the fuck is so entertaining about fursuiting.

i'm wearing a pretty pretty crown

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

It's doing that as a living testament to why furrydom is what it is today... that four furries standing around, most of them in fursuits, cannot hold a simple conversation without fondling each other somehow because they're a bunch of oversexed guys that are too afraid of their own bodies and genuine social interaction to get sex that is close enough to the real deal to sate their hormones.

I'm willing to make allowances for the possibility that the.... thing.. on the right isn't aware that his glove is hooked on the guy's shirt.. but somehow I don't think that's the case.

On the fursuiting thing, I can understand how the creative challenge of making a costume would be fun. I like doing costumes for Halloween. But as to why these people enjoy dressing up in these smelly, sweltering costumes for a few hours - not only several times a year at cons - but while interacting at home and even out on the street (like whassisface that was on The Daily Show).... I can only guess that these folks are just not comfortable with normal human socialization. So, they have to put on these masks... literally... that they can hide behind to feel secure enough to mingle in a social setting. It's a lot like a child's security blanket.

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

I also wonder why my avatar is animated on every page except this one. Of course, it will probably fix itself as I post this.

I also wonder how many don't wash the fursuits. I mean, I'm not sure what they're made of exactly and how they're constructed, but most of the head parts don't look like they'd fit in a conventional washing machine.

EDIT: Nope, still frozen. :(

5thehardway · Qualificator Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 4

Why is the thing on the right pulling the guy's shirt up from behind?

Optimistically checking for back hair, maybe?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Why is the thing on the right pulling the guy's shirt up from behind?

Optimistically checking for back hair, maybe?

Hoping for none or hoping to find some?

You just can't tell.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

Since I didn't contribute an image when I commented before....

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Since I didn't contribute an image when I commented before....

You keep still, because you think maybe his visual acuity's based on movement and he'll lose you if you don't move. But no. Not
Velociraptor. That's when the attack comes - - not from the front but from the side, from the other furry you didn't even know was there.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

While the missionary tried his best to spread the word of God to Expressionless Skunk and Weird-Faced Fox, Yippee Coyote tried his best to get into the good missionary's pants... starting with his shirt.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Here we see a screenshot from the next Tenchu game - Tenchu: Stinky Furcon, wherein Rikimaru and Ayame are sent by Lord Ghoda to infiltrate a furry convention to learn the whereabouts of Onikage's demon ninja clan. Unfortunately, the game never goes far, because you can only get two levels into it before the characters commit seppuku to end their suffering and humiliation. This shot is from the first level, where Rikimaru - on the right - is waiting until the fox guard walks past the wall so he can perform a stealth yiff maneuver.

Alternately --

WE ARE WEARING FURSUITS AND COLLARS BECAUSE WE ARE NOT A FETISH FANDOM!!

I offer two.. just because they were both so pathetically hilarious to choose between.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

I can't caption this, but I'm going to wager a WHAT THE FUCKY FUCK

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Bill likes to study for the big Abnormal Psychology exam by sitting on the toilet in a fursuit. "It helps me relax," says Bill.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Snerf shows us that his zoot's SPH indeed has other more practical uses.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Somehow, in her old age, Minnie Mouse thought having those fat cells injected into her face would do some good.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

All I keep thinking is "I wonder if her head tastes like a marshmallow peep?"

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

POST A NEW PIC WITH YOUR CAPTION PLZKTNX!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Why is it these guys' rooms/houses always look like a cross between Suncoast's anime section, Cables-R-Us supply store, CompUSA, and a party goods supply store? You never see a furry room that doesn't look like some techy/geeky pawn shop filled with crap and food wrappers.

I'm starting to think there aren't really that many furries out there. They just change their facial hair pattern once in a while and take pictures at different angles of their rat nests to make them look like someone different.

Furries always walk single file to hide their numbers.

Well, there are two banthas down there but.... wait a minute.... no, those are two furry fans.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I can identify Zelda- The Windwaker, Animal Crossing, and the Daffy Duck game for Gamecube in the background of the photo. It's a fair bet the StarFox games and ZooCube are back there as well. Probably with tentacles and giant genitalia crayoned in on the cover.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Morrissey would look at this man and say "Dude, you're a pussy!"

(I can't post an image right now because my ISP can't handle images, for some reason...)

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Gene Ternruh · Qualificator Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 20

Bird Heather Morris is just as much of a spoiled uncooperative brat as regular Heather Morris.

QUIT PUZTING AROUND WITH THAT PARROT AND BIRTH SAMAEL AND BUILD AN ETERNAL PARADISE ALREADY

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I think she's supposed to be a Crappon, which is the hybrid between a dull lion and a canary.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

I think she's supposed to be a Crappon, which is the hybrid between a dull lion and a canary.

Which means... we can gas her?

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Must... keep... old... thread... alive!