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Kitsune Kiyoshi
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Posted: 2/17/2005 8:41:58 PM     Post subject: Signs your life must change (NOT safe for work or lunch)  

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ZenZhu
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Posted: 2/17/2005 9:48:40 PM     Post subject:  

Seriously, guys... who left the gate open? All of the neighborhood kids are doing cannonballs into our pool.
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 2/18/2005 4:20:17 AM     Post subject:  

ROFL!

At least whoever made that has the right idea: Sticking those people's genitels into an outlet is a damn good start to prevent them from ever reproducing.
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Mastertran
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Posted: 2/18/2005 5:35:41 AM     Post subject:  

SHIT!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dick first in a electric outlit now that's no way to treat a guy. It makes me hurt all over.
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SLaitila
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Posted: 2/18/2005 5:47:43 AM     Post subject:  

:cry:
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/18/2005 5:53:19 AM     Post subject:  

:cry:


You always were my favorite muppet.
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Donotsue
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Posted: 2/18/2005 6:14:08 AM     Post subject:  

That's not any fantasy of Karno's.. he just being funny <=)
Aintcha? Eeh... Sure you are...
He's scandinavic... so of course he enjoys shit and fart humor... =)

Scandic Dougwinger with no herms!
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/18/2005 6:20:45 AM     Post subject:  

That's not any fantasy of Karno's.. he just being funny <=)
Aintcha? Eeh... Sure you are...
He's scandinavic... so of course he enjoys shit and fart humor... =)

Scandic Dougwinger with no herms!


...and giganticism, and ass-sex... and oodles of cum. To think that I actually read "The Mink" at one point. Woe is me...
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SLaitila
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Posted: 2/18/2005 3:50:01 PM     Post subject:  


You always were my favorite muppet.


And I'm getting so super duper gay for you all that I'll never leave this forum. :wink:

Drinking night again, We nordics like alcohol and poop. I won't even DARE to present my eneman comics (mainly because they're drawn on notebook paper with a load of math formulae.) All the CYD people, I luv ya and to all the furry guys around, go get yerself laid, buy new clothes and buy yourself a self-confidence. That'll help you become really cool and great people. And also, I hope I'm gonna push out a really bad ass rock demo soon. Rankin and Computolio won the internet! Peace.
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 2/18/2005 5:34:05 PM     Post subject:  

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IceCat
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Posted: 2/19/2005 12:54:16 AM     Post subject:  

That's not any fantasy of Karno's.. he just being funny <=)
Aintcha? Eeh... Sure you are...
He's scandinavic... so of course he enjoys shit and fart humor... =)

Scandic Dougwinger with no herms!


...and giganticism, and ass-sex... and oodles of cum. To think that I actually read "The Mink" at one point. Woe is me...


That was some of his better work, it's gotten alot worse scence then.

Later

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mouse
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Posted: 2/19/2005 8:13:39 AM     Post subject:  

Don't like Karno's stuff that much... but this is pretty funny, if not just for managing to incorporate electrified diarrhea into a joke :D
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Mitch
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Posted: 2/19/2005 7:18:40 PM     Post subject: Re: Signs your life must change (NOT safe for work or lunch)  

WTF

The following actions may get you banned:

• Posting NSFW (Not Safe For Work) images. Just post a link instead.
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:13:58 PM     Post subject: Re: Signs your life must change (NOT safe for work or lunch)  

http://img134.exs.cx/img134/1636/11084008876378zd.jpg

I LIKE it!

EDIT: Shut up. You know what I mean.
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Donotsue
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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:32:59 PM     Post subject:  

4 posts in a row ..into 4 threads ...from Skunkfucker... and all positive and slaphappy... no matter how horrible the subject....

What have ya been smoking today? =)
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:55:32 PM     Post subject:  

4 posts in a row ..into 4 threads ...from Skunkfucker... and all positive and slaphappy... no matter how horrible the subject....

What have ya been smoking today? =)

You're wrong for that avatar, you know that?

Of course it's just yet more evidence that your artistic skills are so keen they can instantly emulate any style thrown your way, which is extra sexy cool. But X-Treme Donny? NOOOOOO!!!

He's been X-TREMESIZED
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Donotsue
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Posted: 2/19/2005 11:59:57 PM     Post subject:  

My life has changed!

New X-tre-ME!

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mouse
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Posted: 2/20/2005 12:35:49 AM     Post subject:  

Why is it in the XTREME future, people never seem to have pupils in thier eyes anymore?
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 2/20/2005 1:02:59 AM     Post subject:  

Why is it in the XTREME future, people never seem to have pupils in thier eyes anymore?

It's all those damn cyber-drugs everyone's hopped up on, that's what it is. Everyone's trying to get "hooked-up, jacked-in and turned on" to escape the dystopian horror that's enveloped their lives.

My life has changed!

New X-tre-ME!

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/skwrlworks/Donatics.jpg


You'd mentioned that for $700 you'd be willing sell your virgin ass.... well, if I check my bank account -why look at that! I should have just enough for the $700 and the airfare to Finland, with enough left over to take you out to a nice dinner (and breakfast the next morning :wink: )
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Donotsue
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Posted: 2/20/2005 1:11:04 AM     Post subject:  

Oh crap... =/ You might be desperate enuff to do dat...
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 2/20/2005 1:40:27 AM     Post subject:  

Oh crap... =/ You might be desperate enuff to do dat...


Damn. Can't find that :buttsexx: emoticon when I really need it :?

EDIT: YES.
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 2/20/2005 2:00:38 AM     Post subject:  

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Stoneth
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Posted: 2/20/2005 4:14:44 AM     Post subject:  

So Skwrl, what would be your superpower you X-Treme rodent, you?
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/20/2005 8:30:36 AM     Post subject:  

So Skwrl, what would be your superpower you X-Treme rodent, you?


XTREEEM Flatulence!
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Donotsue
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Posted: 2/20/2005 8:40:22 AM     Post subject:  

I come to save the daaaay faster than light =)
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Rural Pimp
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Posted: 2/20/2005 8:42:38 AM     Post subject:  

If I were to start a metal cover band, "Electrified Diarrhea" would be my #2 choice for a name.

#1 would be "The Raging Hard-Ons".
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21st Century Digital Boy
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Posted: 2/20/2005 9:37:40 AM     Post subject:  

If I were to start a metal cover band, "Electrified Diarrhea" would be my #2 choice for a name.

#1 would be "The Raging Hard-Ons".


Sorry, man, there's already Henry Rollins and the Hard-Ons, and given that Henry rollins does little more than RAGE, looks like you're shit outta luck.



I was always partial to The Shitting Dicknipples myself, but that may be a little too obscure for the average music listener.
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SLaitila
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Posted: 2/20/2005 9:47:28 AM     Post subject:  

If I were to start a metal cover band, "Electrified Diarrhea" would be my #2 choice for a name.
#1 would be "The Raging Hard-Ons".


I was thinking about "Sebastian And The Vice Of Buggery."
or "...And Vacuum Cleaner Romanticism"


Off topic here, but does anyone else find it terribly ironic that you find someone the same day you cancel your Genus subscription (yes, I had one, although for a year or two only out of morbid curiosity.)
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Donotsue
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Posted: 2/20/2005 10:53:50 AM     Post subject:  

Donate yer unwanted Genuses to me... if yer pop's thru reading them! =)
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 2/20/2005 3:19:09 PM     Post subject:  

I come to save the daaaay faster than light =)

NOW I remember wha I was going to say...!



"Need to... masturbate... badly..... can't.. do it... with these hands.... "
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 2/20/2005 3:20:15 PM     Post subject:  

Off topic here, but does anyone else find it terribly ironic that you find someone the same day you cancel your Genus subscription (yes, I had one, although for a year or two only out of morbid curiosity.)

:roll: :roll: :roll: and :wink:
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/20/2005 7:58:19 PM     Post subject:  

:roll: :roll: :roll: and :wink:


WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR AVATAR?
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 2/21/2005 4:18:45 PM     Post subject:  

"Need to... masturbate... badly..... can't.. do it... with these hands.... "

wankwankwankwankwankwankwankSNIP! DAMN YOU CRAB-CLAW HANDS!

Get the ice and a baggie...... again!

While we're on EX-TREEM crab-claw hands...
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