Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

So... um... yeah

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

With titties.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

HEY.

21st Century Digital Boy: where is your avatar from? I've been wondering for the longest time.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

O.o;

Okay... either it's some sort of futuristic environment suit... or someone's fetish has gone TOO far.

*cleans out cache... and grabs some bleach for eyes*

Kitsune Kiyoshi · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 10

Shit dude, I remember those things from FC. (s?)he had a voice synthesizer and everything... creepy as hell.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

At least with the sheep from the other thread, you know it's not a Crying Game thing going on underneath that.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

I know I'm gonna catch absolute hell for this ,but, The first thing that crept into my poor,diseased mind was:"Boy!I'd love to see my wife becky in that!"I hate to admit it ,but the Jackal -person did a very pro. and spiffy job on it! Jah forgive me,but it's well done and a rather striking design..but then again I like ladies in rubber outfits,I enjoy the art of Bosch,Bruegel,30's art deco/40 stream line art and designs,ww1 gear,mythical beasties,and well,this is some wild summing up of the previously mentioned!Sorry for my weakness gang,but iI gotta give C'thulhu his due on this one(besides,it does sorta look like Bambioid(Haku-Hasin) power armour) Go!Go! Hasin Rangers :lol: But seriously,it's a well done costume...and in all honesty I must congradulate it's creator Bleesde be(Jer)

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Sorry again folks,that should be: "Blessed be!". :oops: I'm a cartoonist,not a typist!(Hmmm ,I wonder if Ms. Lanski would do a Bambiboid version????)oh well,I'm an Idiot (like you guys didn't know that)Jah bless you mad monkies any way!Jah bless all here(Jer)

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

(Hmmm ,I wonder if Ms. Lanski would do a Bambiboid version????)

That's a man, man.

HEY.

21st Century Digital Boy: where is your avatar from? I've been wondering for the longest time.

Fourth from the bottom

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

HEY.

21st Century Digital Boy: where is your avatar from? I've been wondering for the longest time.

Fourth from the bottom

Thanks, man. Though I was hoping you knew where the original image came from. It looks like it's from a silent movie or something, with that rude blue-collar "fuck you" pose (from back before movie codes were enforced against such content).

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Wow, I have to give credit where it's due. That's actually REALLY impressive. I have no choice but to respect that. Not that I'd have Big Boob Leather Anubis over for tea or anything...

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Traditionally,when a male entity is in drag,they are reffered to in the femminie..Blame Queen Elizebeth the 1st.(the infamous theater regulations)Aside from that,it's a nifty costume.(and that will be it for me on this thread...I hope) :wink: Be happy critters gang,Jer out :D

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

This is the type of thing that whole post furries crowd comes up with.

I'd agree that this costume actually looks pretty cool. That someone mentions it has some voice modulator built into it makes it even more cool. I like the whole gas mask/jackal aspect going on. Like Stargate/HalfLife2/latex thing all rolled into one =>

With titties.

The titties are the only thing that look way off to me and they really shouldn't have put it on the costume. It just about ruins it. If they wouldv'e left those off or toned it down it would have been way better.

I think the Space Bug girl is Peganthrysus

Also.. surprisingly professional-looking photographs taken. => Usually you would see this type of pic taken with the background being .. I dunno, a trashed living room or something

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

I have to agree about the bust. Honestly, if whoever made that suit made the bust look natural, it would have been actually an interesting design.

I have to applaud the effort. Kudos.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I have to agree about the bust. Honestly, if whoever made that suit made the bust look natural, it would have been actually an interesting design.

I have to applaud the effort. Kudos.

The breasts look thoroughly...unnatural. I know that's kind ridiculous considering it's a latex jackal costume, but considering they look like two grapefruit awkwardly glued in place, it's pretty poor work compared to the rest of the costume.

It's prolly a good thing the designer didn't know that female jackal's have mock-penises. =D

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

There was a Swiss fetish gear catalogue that had a suit type that had a port for the lady's breasts( either exposed or with nipple stimulator cups) it would lift the breasts into a up lifted and slightly arced width,sort of like the main guns on an Edwardian era Iron-clad's turret.Hence the odd angle. (That and the flared hips of the Jackal suit wearer threw me fo a loop,sorry, I thought it was a lass and not a laddy.)Still,it's a nifty costume!(Jer)

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

It's prolly a good thing the designer didn't know that female jackal's have mock-penises. =D

Sources?

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Nat. geo. of course!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

It's prolly a good thing the designer didn't know that female jackal's have mock-penises. =D

Sources?

Actually, it was National Geographic, as I recall. A few years ago I remember watching a nature documentary about presumably jackals. The females had these ridiculously long, hideous...things hanging between their legs. Apparently they're some kind of symbol of dominance over the males or something. Whatever the case it was hideous.

Looking around the interet though (I'm definitely going to be on a few government lists now for googling "Jackal female mock penis") it looks like it's actually hyenas that have this peculiar...uh...anatomy.

This form of intersexed plumbing is found in females of the spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta),/i> of Tanzania--in which the females have penises nearly indistinguishable from those of the males. Aristotle believed these animals to be hermaphrodites, but he was only half right. The first scientific investigation in 1939 showed that a spotted hyena makes only one size gamete throughout its life, either an egg or sperm. Thus those hyenas are not true hermaphrodites. Rather, female spotted hyenas are intersexed, like some female bears. The females have a phallus 90 percent as long and the same diameter as a male penis (yes, somebody measured, 171 millimeters long and 22 millimeters in diameter). The labia are fused to form a scrotum containing fat and connective tissue resembling testicles. The urogenital canal runs the length of the clitoris, rather than venting from below. The animal can pee with the organ, making it a true penis. Completing the picture, the female penis contains erectile tissue (corpus spongiosum) that allows erections like those of a male penis.
Joan Roughgarden. Evolution's Rainbow: Diversity, Gender, and Sexuality in Nature and People. (uncorrected page proof) University of California Press, 2004. p 38.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

The breasts look thoroughly...unnatural. I know that's kind ridiculous considering it's a latex jackal costume, but considering they look like two grapefruit awkwardly glued in place, it's pretty poor work compared to the rest of the costume.

It's prolly a good thing the designer didn't know that female jackal's have mock-penises. =D

I take it you didn't bother to look at the artist's other artwork.

I had heard about female hyenas having mock male organs (complete with erectile tissue), but not jackals.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Maya-Lanski/avylin.gif

Thank you furry fandom! Thanks to you, I hate my life more and more every day!!!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Like one of buffy the Vamp. slayers friends said once:"Stupid eyes!stopooking!(Jer)

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

But it's the hottest new furry fetish!

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Oh wow, I got a hard-on now.

Smatterchew · Qualificator Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 13

Methinks the rubber jackal artist has seen one too many generic furry femme's breast orbs. But yes, other than the grapefruit boobies, this is a very cool design. It doesn't appeal to me in a sexy sense... I thought it might, since rubber can definitely be cool that way... but from a design standpoint. It's wicked clever.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Bottom line,it's still a nifty costume. :D

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Hey! Here's a little challenge to Maya Lansky?Rubber Jackal person: I DARE you to do a "Bambioid" version!DARE YA!DARE YA! DARE YA!!!!!(aw c'mon man!What's a little artistic challenge?Hey,want my wife's measurements?(Snicker) :wink: ...still.I'd bet it would be cool though! :D

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

Here's what's amazing...

We're actually giving some kudos to this. In the Atrocity Archive!

Is this the Bizarro thread remixed?

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

We're a highbrow furry site. Y'know. We have standards. Blind furry-hating uncultured me-too AOLers stick to EAF and wet crevices of LiveJournal. Hypocrisy isn't pasting naked skunk-girls to our desktops then trashing anal vore, no, we can recognize art and talent and value and lack thereof with refreshing clarity, thus distinguishing us from those who mock us: for what fun is there to be what all our critics make us out to be?

That said, I dunno, whatever. Tits are still too fucking round.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Party pooper! :lol: But,hey!, it still beats Taral Wayne's "Romulon baked potato"( it WAS supposed to be one of his "K'jola" characters.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Party pooper! :lol: But,hey!, it still beats Taral Wayne's "Romulon baked potato"( it WAS supposed to be one of his "K'jola" characters.)later on gang.(Jer)

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

p.s.,the Rubber Jackal suit is still a neat costume(snicker :lol: )

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I like the costume, though itwould have been bettter without the patches of mundane hyooman flesh showing.

EDIT: bonus points if it has an actual, working rebreathing system in it. Useful for the clouds of noxious fumes floating about furcons like invisible, toxic aerial mines, or getting caught up in the occasional S.W.A.T. raid.