Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Following a retch-worthy dialogue of stupidity and pre-teen furry bitching occuring within ye FurryMUCK, a debate leader representing the demented fetish-queen furry faction was announced. Proclaiming herself to be the resident expert on the furry fandom, she deemed her opponents unworthy of bearing children, ad infinitum, moving along. But her website and FurBid site sparked something...

Self described as a "21 bisexual female zoo from New Hampshire." So. Kitry, aka Sheep the sheep on FM, attentionwhore of local fame and three year participant in AC. Those who are about to yiff fellate you! FYAD.

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

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Should I be worried that I thought of that exact photo about halfway through the second paragraph of your friend's description?

Also, should I be worried that I now have over 600 photos in the "Freaks, fatties and furries" folder on my computer?

Answer: yes

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

And either way, both of them look like they shouldn't even BE at a furry convention, they should be at a FETISH CONVENTION. Because for chrissake, that's the type of people who give furry the worst name /ever/. The end! :3

TREMENDOUS IRONY, SLAPPING YOUR TENDER MOUTH

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

I'm walkin' through the con, I'm admiring the fursuits, dreaaaamily swooning about having one of my own!

Thank you sir, it's enough already.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

On the other hand...

I'd hit that.

And,

I'd hit that too.

I'm just saying.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

On the other hand...

http://www.furnation.com/kitry/purplefox.jpg

I'd hit that.

And,

http://www.furnation.com/kitry/redhuskytail.jpg

I'd hit that too.

I'm just saying.

Those are some nice pieces of tail. :D

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

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What's with the fuzz coming out of her crotch? Or is that part of her glove? I can't tell.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

On the other hand...
I'd hit that.
And,
I'd hit that too.
I'm just saying.

I'm starting to get the feeling that you'd hit anything.. :)

Also, if you look at the first image (the blue tail) right at the tip of the tail you can see the legs of her previously mentioned lover.

Otherwise, I really have no idea what is going on in this thread.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

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What's with the fuzz coming out of her crotch? Or is that part of her glove? I can't tell.

If you check out this photo it appears that fuzz is part of her tail ... because her pants are open at the crotch for God knows what reason.

A certain song by Cake is brought to my mind now: "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell, sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell."

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

I'd hit that too.

I'm just saying.

Given the fact of how many pasty butterballs (with roundish asses) there are in the fandom, and how many would gladly wear womens jeans... How can you be so sure that's a she?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

How can you be so sue that's a she?

...you think he actually cares?

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Touché.

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 255

Ugh, New Hampshire, that's WAYYY to close to home. I'll have to call up my guard buddies and patrol the northern border.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I'm walkin' through the con, I'm admiring the fursuits, dreaaaamily swooning about having one of my own! I am admiring the tails, and going around the lobby place, and it is soooo nice. :3 And I haven't really SEEN a lot that has offended my sensative rooish eye insofar.

Just to kick things off here, anyone that's "swooning" at fursuits and having one of their own has no room to berate the creativity and/or fetishy nature of another person's suit. I don't care if you're freaking Stan Winston. If you're dolling up in an animal costume for the purposes of trolling around a furry convention, commenting on the nature of someone else's suit is just too big a rock being tossed about in your little glass house.

And directly behind them, or at least nearby, is this....stark...white....vinyl....fetishy thing standing nearby and I couldn't really even TELL what she was for a moment, because I was blinded by the vinyl and how her skin tones weren't a /heck/ of a lot darker

Pasty white things in fetishy suits? At a FURRY CON? The HELL you say!

.... And I'm wondering how she can even consider going OUT in PUBLIC in this thing because really---

Yeah... it's a real stretch of the imagination to see how a mildly zaftig girl can dress up in a latex suit and decide to go out in public when you have hambeasts dressing up as Red Shetland and the likes of Silfur and Roxicat.

if I wanted vinyl I would have gone to a freakin' S&M bar.

Furry con.. S&M bar... there's a difference?

who probably has a camel-toe, I tried not to look too hard.

Madam.. HOW DARE YOU BRING YOUR VAGINA TO OUR GHEY FURRY SAUSAGE-FEST!

Her mask, which looks like an utterly....emaciated...goat type thing with no fur on it at all looks dead and horrible.

Not fuzzy..... therefore.... EEEEVVVIIILLLLL!!!!!!!

I mean, it isn't even a partial-suit. She's trying to pass this off as talent....

I wasn't aware the whole fursuiting thing was solely about talent. Have I been under the mistaken impression that people wear these things for fun... or for that whole "express the "real" furry inside" crap? In a fandom where people upload hundreds of talentless images each day, am I to think the whole fursuit thing was solely about one's own talent? Someone better inform all of those folks that sell the fursuits they make to stop right now, because they're infringing on the very soul of fursuiting.. which is apparently to parade about like a peacock and demonstrate your own uber-talent for stitching carpet samples together into something that resembles a fuckable Gund.

And her friends in the pictures....PEOPLE SHOULD NOT WEAR THINGS LIKE THAT. I don't care of you're freakin' Brad Pitt. You just don't. It's a big...big...no no. And you may think you look damn sexy, but I'm tellin' you right now, YOU DON'T.

Yes.. yes... these are much more offensive to the eye than many of the other 350-lb fursuit atrocities we've seen in our day.

The guy she's standing next to who is showing WAY too much skin for a furry convention even has a better costume than she does! And either way, both of them look like they shouldn't even BE at a furry convention, they should be at a FETISH CONVENTION.

SKIN.... NOT... FUZZY..... MUST... COVER.... SHAME! I guess if she had stretched that latex suit over a yard of astroturf, she'd probably have fallen within the limits of acceptability.

Seriously, the costume isn't some grand feat of engineering, but I think it's a lot more creative than Average Joe McFurry zipping his Jimmy Dean-fed carcass into some baggy fox suit.. complete with shorts to cover the naughty bits. IMO, the thing is a costume, and not simply some lame attempt at covering yourself from head to toe in carpet swatches for the mere sake looking like something other than a human. Obviously, her costume is meant to be her character... but it looks more like a representation or interpretation of her character, rather than simply trying to look identical to how she envisions it. This costume could work well as something like an interpretaion of Aries in a zodiac theme.

I guess you could say the costume appears to simply be an interpretation of her character built over the human wearing it.. in the way that many stage costumes are (such as The Lion King costumes). It's not an attempt, like many fursuits, to totally encompass and hide the person inside.. almost as if its trying to smother out any clue that it's a human in there like sand smothering a fire. For that, I'll give her creativity points well beyond that of even the most talented "Don't look at the ugly human.. see the lovely princess pony" fursuits.

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HA HA! Nice tube socks.

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

Question: Why do people take pictures of each other at furry cons and then post them online? Perfectly google-able, perfectly hyperlink-able.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Question: Why do people take pictures of each other at furry cons and then post them online? Perfectly google-able, perfectly hyperlink-able.

For answer, see "Shawn Keller's Horrifying Look at the Furries" page 4.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Question: Why do people take pictures of each other at furry cons and then post them online? Perfectly google-able, perfectly hyperlink-able.

They make for good image macro bases...

2Shae · Qualificator Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 8

Oh yeah Goat and Sheep.
I hung out with those two at Anthrocon, they were pretty kick-ass.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Where 'kick-ass' is Eastern dialect for 'batshit fruity', or perhaps 'a tad daft'.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Oh yeah Goat and Sheep.
I hung out with those two at Anthrocon, they were pretty kick-ass.

"Kick-ass" is a little-known Greek word for "Give Monica fucking nightmares for the rest of her life" I'm serious, sheep-girl is scary enough, but the black goat guy is straight from the depths of gay S&M furry zoo hell.

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

Indeed.

Seeing these pics makes my eyes sad. Sad enough to stick a .45 in their mouths and pull the trigger.

Or drink a gallon of bleach.