Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

Play this game and feel your fucking brain melt.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Hasn't this been showcased before?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 473

Play this game and feel your fucking brain melt.

Been there, done that, ~~gave the maid a handjob~~

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Odd, in my planet women aren't that easy.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

'Fire Hazard Hall'. The rave candles downstairs are quite seizuriffic.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Well, I missed this before due to a shitty internet connection, so I'm glad this got reposted just for me! :P

EDIT: I was like, "hey this is cool.. but it needs more content", then I came back and noticed there are other rooms so I'm all like "w00t! Let's get it ON!" Yeah, I'll probably be back in the morning to give my full review. Gonna be awhile on this one :wink:

Have a Snickers.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

so I'm all like "w00t! Let's get it ON!" Yeah, I'll probably be back in the morning to give my full review. Gonna be awhile on this one :wink:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Okay, my only comments are that there are plenty of rooms, but nothing -or should I say noone- to do in them! I think they need some help building that place up. Does anyone know of a good Flash tutorial?

As for what's already there, I have to say my only problem (aside from getting 'stuck' in a perpetual blowjob from whence there is no relief) is that I think finding out that the maid is really a foxboi should come as a little pleasent surprise, not "oh yeah, I'm not a femme.. la-dee-daa" before you even get a chance to get your hands down there to check for yourself :?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Oh my God I so hate myself after going there. Giving the fox maid a handjob was like one of those torture tactics in Abu Gharib.

Sigh...the dirt won't come off.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

(aside from getting 'stuck' in a perpetual blowjob from whence there is no relief) is that I think finding out that the maid is really a foxboi should come as a little pleasent surprise

If you click 'faster' a few times, you get the 'finish' button. I dumped the original one into FlashMX to give it a gander. No, he didn't bother protecting it. Of course, this makes his 'I lost everything' bullshit back in September seem all the more of a fallacy - and that he just did it to become incredibly popular in the fandom - then take the money idiots donated to 'be in the flash', and run.

If this is the case, David, you'll be in a higher seat in hell.

However, the whole thing is just bad.. and yes, the maid does look female. This 'HANDJOB' thing seems so forced, almost as if he had to convince himself that he needed to do it. It's just, meh... I think the whole thing is a bit 'off' - however, the two active femmes all seem to be open to anal sex, and blowjobs, but only one gives up the honey... by design, oversight, or did he realize that his shitty objects were only so good scaled up?

This one I actually like, despite the horrible setup, drawing, etc. Just that perpetual grin with nothing more... it's almost Zen-like.. and those are two pretty tones of blue.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Friends don't let friends use flash to make transgendered furry masturbation sequences.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Friends don't let friends use flash to make transgendered furry masturbation sequences.

...buh? That's it's primary focus and target demigraphic!

Thank god for flashblock.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Oh my God I so hate myself after going there. Giving the fox maid a handjob was like one of those torture tactics in Abu Gharib.

Sigh...the dirt won't come off.

Who forced you to play with the fox? :wink:

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

The sexuality barely registered. It was hard to see.

Through the tears of laughter. God, the detail is awesome. The fact that someone went through the effort to make it clear the girls swallow is... wow. That's just awesome. Someone just takes way too much pleasure in his work.

Disappointing was the fact that it went straight into the fucking. I mean, no self respecting porn is ever that base. (Ha.) Was there supposed to be some kind of story in it? Like with the bartender and raven, did I miss anything? And the scene with Crystal (er, Jade)... broken.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

"Who forced you to play with the fox? "

Uh...the furry standing behind me with a gun. Yeah. Don't question it!

Actually, more like morbid curiosity. Emphasis on the morbid....ugh. =)

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

The sexuality barely registered. It was hard to see.

Are you kidding? The thing looks like Tim Burton drew a fox based on the transvestite crack whores you see selling mouthfucks for a dime bag on Cops.

I will give the guy credit for one thing.. the voluptuous nature of the zebra. Since they are, by nature, not svelte creatures and, not to pull a Wayd here, but my own voluptous wife likes zebras and used one for her character into her few forays onto FM. So, for drawing a zebra that reminds me of her, I'll give him a few points.

Although, he loses them for the terrible depiction of "your" character spooging on her back. It looks like silly string erupts from his dick.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Are you kidding? The thing looks like Tim Burton drew a fox based on the transvestite crack whores you see selling mouthfucks for a dime bag on Cops.

It was too damn funny to be erotic. 'This can't be serious,' I thought. 'It's too cliche and detailed to be mere wank material. This must be some hilarious parody of the fandom.' It was a fox, after all.

It looks like silly string erupts from his dick.

Why is it that squiggle lines lines hurt more than these rifle shells?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

There's simply nothing erotic about Microsoft Paint Flash porn. That's about as sexy as a guy in a fur suit...oh, nevermind.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

It looks like silly string erupts from his dick.
Why is it that squiggle lines lines hurt more than these rifle shells?

Oh Christ... not Arfenhouse again.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

I cast majick missle on u. :(

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I cast majick missle on u. :(

I BAT YOUU!!!!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

THUNDERBOLT THUNDERBOLT THUNDERBOLT

ITT I AM EATING A CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER CLIF BAR AND NOT ENJOYING IT. I THINK THE OTHER ONES ARE BETTER BUT AMAZON HAD A SPECIAL FOR $8 FOR A BOX OF 12. NOW I DON'T NEED TO MAKE MORE THAN ONE MEAL A DAY AND I AM NOT LOSING MUCH WEIGHT BECAUSE I AM FULL OF PITH AND VINEGAR AND WATER

ALSO MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

Squizzle · Qualificator Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 8

Man. Reading over these comments just strengthens my conviction to never ever reinstall Flash EVAR AGAIN.

Besides, I already know where to get cartoon pjorn, thankyouverymuch.

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 277

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

To his gracious Imperial Magesty,High Emperor Desslok; My most honoured sir,as an act of mercy to the peoples of Earth,Please end our anguish and misery by Releasing your planet Bombs upon our Terra..after The High tails incident our poor doomed race can stand it no longer..end our pain good sir! Jerald the Mad,Wizard of Welfare

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Awwwww! Kitty! With 1st level magic user abilities!

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Let us not forget the immortal words of our friend MagKnightX

The maid is a man. The maid is a fucking man, and you give him a handjob. NO! DAMN MY EYES!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Let us not forget the immortal words of our friend MagKnightX
The maid is a man. The maid is a fucking man, and you give him a handjob. NO! DAMN MY EYES!

Now, let's not be too hasty here...I mean, maybe the maid is just a pre-operative MTF transsexual, in which case she's not a man, just...

Why the hell am I even trying to rationalize this?

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Let us not forget the immortal words of our friend MagKnightX
The maid is a man. The maid is a fucking man, and you give him a handjob. NO! DAMN MY EYES!

Now, let's not be too hasty here...I mean, maybe the maid is just a pre-operative MTF transsexual, in which case she's not a man, just...

Why the hell am I even trying to rationalize this?

I don't know why all of you are getting so worked up about this. I mean when you click on him he says he's not a femme and you are given the option of backing out. I mean I didn't mind giving him a handjob. In fact I...

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

Let us not forget the immortal words of our friend MagKnightX
The maid is a man. The maid is a fucking man, and you give him a handjob. NO! DAMN MY EYES!

Now, let's not be too hasty here...I mean, maybe the maid is just a pre-operative MTF transsexual, in which case she's not a man, just...

Why the hell am I even trying to rationalize this?

I don't know why all of you are getting so worked up about this. I mean when you click on him he says he's not a femme and you are given the option of backing out. I mean I didn't mind giving him a handjob. In fact I...

He's still a fucking man.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

And was anyone surprised? Did the lack of a chest rivaling the size of his head not tip anyone off? Was there some kind of last-minute hope he'd turn out to actually be a girl, or suddenly his twin sister would run in and want sweet anal love down by the fire?

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

I am disappointed. I can only bang two chicks wtf :evil:

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

And was anyone surprised? Did the lack of a chest rivaling the size of his head not tip anyone off?

Perhaps the naive notion that for once someone'd made furry porn featuring a female with tiny boobs?

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

And was anyone surprised? Did the lack of a chest rivaling the size of his head not tip anyone off?

Perhaps the naive notion that for once someone'd made furry porn featuring a female with tiny boobs?

You never know, that might be a fetish... somewhere.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Perhaps the naive notion that for once someone'd made furry porn featuring a female with tiny boobs?

BLASPHEMY!!!11

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

I feel so retarded after snooping around the thing for easter eggs, BUT I FOUND THEM SO NYAH. Obviously, spoilers ahoy for those who are as retarded as I, to actually take the time to find the easter eggs in the site.

1st: Secret lever in the storage room, takes you to an OMG SECRET PASSWORD thing, you'll find out the password later.
Screenie

2nd: Arbitrary potted plant on the balcony, NOT SO INNOCENT.
Screenie

3rd: Secret lever on the torch, ORIGINAL.
Screenie

4th: In the seemingly pointless outdoor trip, OMG A SECRET PATH.
Screenie

Then after all that I tore apart the shower scene file to find that it is indeed unfinished, but there's something you can't see otherwise!
The intro then decisions... then some more decisions. If you reject her, she just says "Ok, bye." But within the scene there is this. I have no idea how to activate the last scene.
I'm such a loser...

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Moogle, wtf.

WHATS THE PASSWORD DAMNIT. ;.;

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

He's still a fucking man.

<thinks>

...

Eh, nevermind. =)

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Moogle, wtf.

WHATS THE PASSWORD DAMNIT. ;.;

E1B2

Basically, right click at any point and it 'play' isn't checked, hit play.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Hah, and I decompiled it for what reason now!? :x

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Hah, and I decompiled it for what reason now!? :x

Good question. Other than the 'right click, play' hack, I usually just hit 'tab' to see highlighted spots that don't seem like they should have a highlight - however, seeing that there is more to the shower scene makes me kind of sad. I liked her stuck in the eternal sit. :(

neurodyne · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 5

buh, just stumbled through the "game".
Anyone catch the Stargate reference outside the tavern ?
geeky and creepy at the same time. Jeez.

So many errors in perspective, anatomy etc.
awful. he obviously knows females only from porn flicks.
so sad.

:(

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

So many errors in perspective, anatomy etc.
awful. he obviously knows females only from porn flicks.
so sad.

Worse than that, he only knows females from 2D ANIMATED porn flicks. And yeah, a reference to Stargate is lame. What's next? An homage to SeaQuest DSV? <gag>

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I'm in love with this game all over again :D

Thank you, Moogle :P

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Maw! gimme mah chain gun ,Ah got' t' some stuff!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Git t' whut paw?...Git t' HURTIN' THANGS!!!

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

What, you can't fuck the owl? :(

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

What, you can't fuck the owl? :(

Yeah, it's a total ripoff. You can't have sex with the bottle, the plant, the ambiguously gay bartender or the Stargate either. =D

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

(in Ade Edmunson's Eddie Elizibeth Hitler voice:"OOOOh Ritchie,why did you have to remind me of Suzan???"(sorrowful tone:"WWWHHHhooooo,WWWhhooo"

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Maw! gimme mah chain gun ,Ah got' t' some stuff!

Chain gun? As in Quake? Golly Mr. Collins, I used to love splattering my oppenents' guts all over the wall with a chain gun in Quake 2. In fact, I chose it over the rocket and grenade launchers every time. I regularly had a hundred frag lead on everyone in a group of 20 people. Ah... good times. Chain gun > *

Yeah, it's a total ripoff. You can't have sex with the bottle, the plant, the ambiguously gay bartender or the Stargate either. =D

I wanted to have sex with the torch. =(

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

What can I say?From wolfstien to Doom to Mechwarrior to Etc.,the ol' chaingun is a beloved masher of stuff of all deserning maniacs ..uh...gamers! :lol: Besides if I wanted to go to a bar and pick up critter babes I'd live in the Frank Kelly Freas universe,(Or at least Miyazaki's)Second only to Kain's Soul Reaver and Sgt.Doom's B.F.G.9000 ,the sweetest bit of mayhem!Later gang(jer)