• Let SkunkDog know that if he can't learn how to properly operate a keyboard or quit his stimulus-response GameFAQs posting style, we'll kick his ass. Then kick his ass.
  
• Warn about me too!ish posts. Yeah. We know the guy's fucked up. That's why there's a thread about him. You don't need to repeat the point. Original posters aren't desperate for your attention. If you can't bring something to the party don't come.
  
• In a similar vein - uh, I don't really care about personal opinions unless they provoke some thought. Okay, half the forum hates beastiality, don't tell me you hate it too unless you can explain why using words that didn't appear in the previous post.
  
• Warn about off topic posts. Anything that reminds posters of something else should go in its own damn topic. Admins might split topics more often.
  
• Warn about rampant speculation. Did Naylor have sex with his real life sister? Does he have a real life sister? Does have an incest fetish, does he promote incest and think we'd all get along better if we fucked our siblings and hated blacks and carried guns and... Jesus fucking Christ, people! Stop masturbating!
  
• Move excessively stupid posts to a members-only locked forum. No one has their stuff censored but the more retarded BS and infighting is somewhat hidden.
  
• A list of old memes not to post about. Another Kurt Logan thread and I might empty a McDonald's with a shotgun.
  
• Furry Fan cards are getting really stupid. No one cares unless they're familiar with the subject material - hitting unknown losers like JessK and Ryven is a good sign to stop. CYD cards... I know for a fucking fact LJ has already been there.
  
• Restate the PoE's no trolling position. No talking about what trolling members have done (unless it's interesting and really old or just really fucking funny).
  
• And for Chrissakes, no more crazy-serious fundamental 'these-people-should-fucking-die' posts. Save that unfunny drama for LJ.
  
  Two real goals, make the forums a source of information, and prevent them from generating drama. Which means cutting down on the inane bullshit. And telling people to take their problems with other forum members to PM/IM/IRC/LJ. I come here to laugh at people, dammit, not look like a Tourette's fetishist by association!

Restate the PoE's no trolling position. No talking about what trolling members have done (unless it's interesting and really old or just really fucking funny).