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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 2/28/2005 6:41:07 PM     Post subject: Self-serving lack of artistic merit  

Since finding the CYD site, I've been wanting to draw some kind of anti-furry propoganda. When I was young, my favorite show ever was Tiny Toon Adventures. My favorite character from the show was Fifi LeFume, as evidenced by my avatar. SO when I found this site and began reading the articles...I was pretty pissed that these jerks were turning my nostalgia into pornography. So, I decided to draw something awful happening to people like Dennis Falk. This is what I came up with. I hope it's not too big or memory hogging of a file.

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Posted: 2/28/2005 6:44:51 PM     Post subject:  

No too big at all. I like it, in fact. You win the seal of approval. *arf arf arf* I can identify the left and right heads, but I can't figure out the middle one...
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Posted: 2/28/2005 6:47:57 PM     Post subject:  

I can identify the left and right heads, but I can't figure out the middle one...


The middle head is supposed to be Mark Merlino. I had to search around the net to find a clear shot of him...he's far more creepy looking than I expected. Sorta like the Quaker Oats guy from Hell.
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Posted: 2/28/2005 6:57:20 PM     Post subject:  

I can identify the left and right heads, but I can't figure out the middle one...


The middle head is supposed to be Mark Merlino. I had to search around the net to find a clear shot of him...he's far more creepy looking than I expected. Sorta like the Quaker Oats guy from Hell.


Ah... should have known. *snaps* I guess I didn't recognize him without the pseudo-moustache.
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Posted: 2/28/2005 7:00:29 PM     Post subject:  

Aieee! Skunkfucka... Save me from an angry Tinytoon protector!! =)
Think of it as.... improved nostalgy!



What if Steven turned all the toon anvils into walkie-talkies? =)
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Posted: 2/28/2005 7:53:54 PM     Post subject:  

So you anonymous fatty faggot, you like to glomp my friends at conventions do you?!?!

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Posted: 2/28/2005 9:46:27 PM     Post subject: Re: Self-serving lack of artistic merit  



Dennis/Quozl/Amystereo is offended and threatened by your art! It's hate speech and a death threat. YOu advocate him all skunks to do him bodily harm! He gonna LAW SUITE yoo now!
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Posted: 2/28/2005 9:51:38 PM     Post subject:  

The middle head is supposed to be Mark Merlino. I had to search around the net to find a clear shot of him...he's far more creepy looking than I expected. Sorta like the Quaker Oats guy from Hell.


Well,
this is the best caricature of him to date">.

The most obvious feature about Merlino is his notorious "double no chin".
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Posted: 2/28/2005 10:13:18 PM     Post subject:  

The most obvious feature about Merlino is his notorious "double no chin".


Hmmmm...I may have to go back and make some alterations, add the chin and the extra creepy mustache. =)
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Posted: 2/28/2005 10:36:27 PM     Post subject:  

Eh... I've seen worse. Whatever it may lack in style, it more than makes up for in spirit.
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Posted: 2/28/2005 10:47:14 PM     Post subject:  

We declare the defendant "spunky, yet vulnerable."
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Posted: 3/1/2005 5:37:26 AM     Post subject: Re: Self-serving lack of artistic merit  

I was pretty pissed that these jerks were turning my nostalgia into pornography. So, I decided to draw something awful happening to people like Dennis Falk. This is what I came up with.

http://www.hellomonica.com/fifipissedfinal.jpg

ooooh... excellent use of a buzzsaw, riviling the lethality of the other members of this board :twisted:
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Posted: 3/1/2005 10:51:21 AM     Post subject:  



What if Steven turned all the toon anvils into walkie-talkies? =)


Hey, Steven Spielberg looks like Micheal More here... COINCIDENCE? You decide!
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Posted: 3/1/2005 4:45:41 PM     Post subject: Re: Self-serving lack of artistic merit  

ooooh... excellent use of a buzzsaw, riviling the lethality of the other members of this board :twisted:


My husband is an industrial designer, and he used a saw like this once to cut into sheet metal. It was the scariest power tool I'd ever seen, it was awesome. =)
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Posted: 3/1/2005 5:20:40 PM     Post subject:  

Aieee! Skunkfucka... Save me from an angry Tinytoon protector!! =)


I wouldn't worry, Donny. It's not likely she's even seen Teeny Toon Admixtures otherwise there'd be a sqwrl head there too. Oops! Well if anything, Donny did that comic for humor purposes. Not for wank material like Schwartz did, right?
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Posted: 3/1/2005 10:57:10 PM     Post subject:  

Hay guys, what were you saying about raping sacred memories? I command you to stop kicking ass, Donny
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:12:00 PM     Post subject:  

Oy! They weren't sacred memories to me!! I drew them as I watched them new and fresh! <=) And before I got dragged into furdom...

Admitted.. it was a kind of a fanfiction... with no angst or.. "serious" plot twists!
I dood it to get the finn bastards to watch it! No one did tho.. cuz the dub was so goddamn awful!

Seems I am not able to do anything but comedy comics.. and funny porn... If I drew tentacle rape pics
they'd too turn into somekinda sick comedy... while it clearly shows from some people's work...
they really, really like to hurt the character ...

Watch out.. I thought I'd post the other Toon comic sometime soon... when I get it Digitally Remastered

Original inks are in bad shape!
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:16:44 PM     Post subject:  

Hay guys, what were you saying about raping sacred memories?


Don, I cry mind/soul/ka/childhood/whatever rape on you sir... In an oddly readable way.
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:25:29 PM     Post subject:  

Raping childhood memories..?

I cannot look at this without grinning. Am I sick?
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:32:14 PM     Post subject:  

Donny, all I can comment on is the one picture I recall with I think Furball and Babs in the girl's room..... not the picture itself, but the used tampon you put in there.

For that, I KILL YOU!
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:36:06 PM     Post subject:  

...It wasn't supposed to be HER'S....
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:37:00 PM     Post subject:  

The horror! <cries softly to self...plots revenge> =)
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:48:51 PM     Post subject:  

Ah, nostalgia of sorts. Donotsue's many Teeny Toons pieces was among the very first examples of cartoon animal smut I saw on the net way back when. 1996, I think. I never thought of it as porn, though... Just dirty - and very funny - jokes. They are complimentary rather than detrimental to Tiny Toons. (But IIRC, Warner Legal did go after Don...?)

There is that hard-to-define precisely, but still very clear distinction between cartoon porn ha-ha and "furry porn", and the latter means wank material. If furry fandom had been blessed with more pranksters like Donotsue and fewer of the OMG FIFI LA FUME IS THE LOVE (read sex object) OF MY LIFE folks, furrydumb might very well have been in better shape today.
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Posted: 3/2/2005 12:08:52 AM     Post subject:  

Actually, I can see facial elements of future Donnie's squirrel fursona in the way he portrayed buster.
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Posted: 3/2/2005 12:19:43 AM     Post subject:  

Just that it was THERE, man!

I could never see Donny's Teeny Toons as sexy. Babs always had a snatch that looked like it was mangled in an old-fashioned laundry press. Sure, there was the "wow, naked Babs" element.. but they were so unappealing it quickly turned to "Eww.. naked Babs."
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Posted: 3/2/2005 12:21:44 AM     Post subject:  

not the picture itself, but the used tampon you put in there.


You guys must have better eyes than me because I didn't see no bloody tampon.
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Posted: 3/2/2005 12:26:02 AM     Post subject:  

Yeah.. ugly snatches in most old pics... and furless nutz... =)
I was a beginner... While Erich and Sample had drawn pussayhs 10 years longer...
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Posted: 3/2/2005 2:24:36 AM     Post subject:  



Too late, Eddie learned that the yiffy fur in the veloceraptor costume he was scritching was actually a real veloceraptor.
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Posted: 3/2/2005 2:26:13 AM     Post subject:  

http://www.hellomonica.com/raptorchase2.jpg

Too late, Eddie learned that the yiffy fur in the veloceraptor costume he was scritching was actually a real veloceraptor.



He's got.. SOMETHING poking out his butt-area. wtf.
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Posted: 3/2/2005 4:40:41 AM     Post subject:  

He's got.. SOMETHING poking out his butt-area. wtf.

It's time for you to learn the difference between mommies and daddies... they grow so fast. :cry:
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Posted: 3/2/2005 12:10:07 PM     Post subject:  

http://www.hellomonica.com/raptorchase2.jpg

Too late, Eddie learned that the yiffy fur in the veloceraptor costume he was scritching was actually a real veloceraptor.



He's got.. SOMETHING poking out his butt-area. wtf.

If you mean the furreh, it's a fake tail. If you mean the dino, it's a pubic bone. Don't worry, it won't get too ugly... he's not hot for furry manass, just lunch.
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Posted: 3/2/2005 12:12:34 PM     Post subject:  

not the picture itself, but the used tampon you put in there.


You guys must have better eyes than me because I didn't see no bloody tampon.

I also don't see the tampon, which is a bummer since I really wanted to see the tampon. Can someone do a redline of the image to point it out to me?

Yeah.. ugly snatches in most old pics... and furless nutz... =)
I was a beginner... While Erich and Sample had drawn pussayhs 10 years longer...

HAWRT
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Posted: 3/2/2005 3:11:58 PM     Post subject:  

not the picture itself, but the used tampon you put in there.

You guys must have better eyes than me because I didn't see no bloody tampon.

I also don't see the tampon, which is a bummer since I really wanted to see the tampon. Can someone do a redline of the image to point it out to me?

No no no, it's not in the comic. ZenZhu was referring to one of the single pics Donotsue made of the Teeny Toons:
Donny, all I can comment on is the one picture I recall with I think Furball and Babs in the girl's room

There were several of these pics, they were pretty cool and mostly funny as heck. But I don't think any of them are online any more.

EDIT: Here it is, link courtsey of Donotsue himself!
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Posted: 3/2/2005 3:21:47 PM     Post subject:  

Well first time for everything... Posted my findings into a wrong Furaffinity Thread <=(
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Posted: 3/2/2005 5:12:20 PM     Post subject:  

EDIT: Here it is, link courtsey of Donotsue himself!

"Tit for Tat"(!)

Donny doesn't miss a comedic beat :D

Also, that tampon at first looks like a half-burned red candle... I think it's the string, which should have been white.


EDIT: Donny, if you ever need any more pointers on such matters, I'm always available. I'm not one to boast, but I do consider myself quite the feminine hygiene otaku.
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Posted: 3/2/2005 6:11:12 PM     Post subject:  

*GLURF! *
Wimmen hygiene troubles is all too familiar from the Pyton magazine...

Wish I bothered to scan some of the horrors for the foreign puritan pukes out there... lazy lazy!
Not a whiff of it online.. just mentions of some artists Frode Överli Frank Williksen and Tommy Sydsaeter... =/
Help, norskie-CYDers? =)

But maybe Skunkie can help me sometime with his ...what was it...? Grammar-nitpicky-faggotry...?
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Posted: 3/2/2005 6:19:59 PM     Post subject:  

Donny, I like to think you're incapable of ever inflicting horrible Engrish (Fingrish?) upon us :wink:
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