Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-05.html

Is it sad or just funny that I saw this and thought furry?

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I find this incredibly funny, the most ironic thing being that instead of a fish sprouting legs and walking on land like in Darwin's theory, this poor schmuck went the opposite direction.

And yeah, I thought furry too, if not otherkin. Well, I guess I won't be complaining that furries only see themselves as disembodied dogs, cats, skunks, foxes and dragons anymore.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

So he's an...icthyophile? At this point, just dressing up and swimming seems downright tame. The whole "dying" thing is a bit extreme though. =) Maybe he was a necro-icthyophile.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

He just wanted to swim free in the oceans, like a real fish.

Too bad he was dumber than a sack of hammers.

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/squid!/anthropomorphic/squidotterfish.jpg NSFW

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

This reminds me of the one where the guy drown while trying to swim naked with whales at a sea world type park. Not as clear if he was getting yiffy with it as this one, but a suspect way to die nonetheless :?

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/squid!/anthropomorphic/squidotterfish.jpg NSFW

I think that's actualy kind of cute in a retarded sort of way.

NOW THIS will leave a scar.

Also: http://www.livejournal.com/community/vcl_horrors/280193.html
Also: http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vclforum/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=15412

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/squid!/anthropomorphic/squidotterfish.jpg NSFW

Dagon would be so ashamed.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Dammit Skunkie, now you convinced me to become a VCL_Horrors reader. :(

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

he was a necro-icthyophile.

Hwe died trying to swim usptream so he could spawn. It's so sad and beautiful...

Poor guy, he only wanted a 'chum'.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Poor guy, he only wanted a 'chum'.

And now that's all there is left. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Shame running naked into a forest gives you time to think about how stupid the concept is. It lets you go home and continue to be damaged and online. Now, flinging yourself into a lake in a bulky rubber suit...

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

I wonder where that fish has gone.
You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
And it went wherever I did go.
Is it in the cupboard?
Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.
And it went wherever I did go.
Where can that fish be?
It is a most elusive fish!
And it went wherever I did go.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

The sad, tragic end of Aquaman.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Melbourne Fish Costume Bureau

WTF?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Am I the only one who thought of

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Seaman rules. =)

LSH · Qualificator Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 32

I was wondering when that would get brought up. That story was one of the things that brought be here, if only to prove to myself, that not everyone leaves the mundane world to escape reality.