Now I just want to clear up at least a few stereotypes. First off the whole beast dog fucking thing... lol I won't deny that there aren't people like that in the fandom But I would like to clear up the cruel part of it... Infact most of these "dog fuckers" never actually fuck the dog... infact most let the dog fuck them or they masturbate the dog to make the animal less agressive, AND AGAIN THIS IS A MINORITY WITHIN THE FANDOM ITSELF!

Now I just want to clear up at least a few stereotypes. First off the whole beast dog fucking thing... lol I won't deny that there aren't people like that in the fandom But I would like to clear up the cruel part of it... Infact most of these "dog fuckers" never actually fuck the dog... infact most let the dog fuck them or they masturbate the dog to make the animal less agressive, AND AGAIN THIS IS A MINORITY WITHIN THE FANDOM ITSELF!

That just reminded me, am I the only one who's noticed that most furries aren't christian? Hmm.

That just reminded me, am I the only one who's noticed that most furries aren't christian? Hmm.

It's my deathmatch dream to see a Christian fundamentalist in one corner and a furry fundie in the other.

I'd love to see a deathmatch between Mark Merlino and Jack Chick.

I'd love to see a deathmatch between Mark Merlino and Jack Chick.

Merlino would quash Jaack with a +3 Sodomy in the second panel.

Well since you don't seem to understand it (you really should take a sexual education class)... when a male of any race or species sticks his penis in a female or even a males hole and humps enough the male will do something called climax releasing his sperm into whatever hole he was mating with. So the only one getting any sexual pleasure out of it is the dog unless it is a female human taking it in her vagina then it's illegal but a male dog mating with another male or even a human male isn't illegal and the dog can actually be put to death for doing it... So since you are so curious about animal sex make sure to let the dog mate with your ass or else it is Illegal and that way if you feel guilty afterwards you can have the dog put to death or sent to a shelter, because sadly dogs arent the same as humans and thus arent treated as equals in the eyes of the law. And if you really want to find out about animal fucking... go ask a redneck I'm sure there are probably tons of them in your area. I'm sorry but this is the last post I'm making here... I don't like going into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/furctionary/1401.html?thread=134265#t134265

Yay, the dream is coming true :twisted:

http://www.livejournal.com/~1stbaptist/355.html

Fuck it, I'm a pussy. It's back up.

Other people actually joined in on the God Squad side? Wow.

Dumbass uber-Christians vs dumbass furries. Wow, whoever wins this battle of anti-wit will have a nice spot in the gene pool, screwing over (the theory of) evolution for the rest of us.

I don't condone such things as group tag-teaming folks, or even fucking with them outright, but a playful little jab here and then is fun.

I don't condone such things as group tag-teaming folks, or even fucking with them outright, but a playful little jab here and then is fun.

Yes, I'm not a heartless bastard. What would be a funny way to wrap this up?

edit: Already took care of it :wink:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/1stbaptist/879.html

Well, Mikey, the point is to just give them a nudge, and let ~them~ generate TEH FUNNAH henceforth.

You could have taken it so much futher. You could have fucked with them for months.

Notice how he believes the burned furs are behind everything. See how nicely the word fits into easy categories which persecute furries.

Oh, and my favorite, notice how being a furry is as great a factor in social rejection as being homosexual. After all, having your pornography mocked on the internet is as bad as being beaten to death, like in the case of Mathew Sheppard.

Notice how he believes the burned furs are behind everything. See how nicely the word fits into easy categories which persecute furries.

Oh, and my favorite, notice how being a furry is as great a factor in social rejection as being homosexual. After all, having your pornography mocked on the internet is as bad as being beaten to death, like in the case of Mathew Sheppard.

He's got his persecution complex and that's all his brain can process with. I thought only Right Wingers were this thick:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/furry_connect/204332.html?thread=1781804#t1781804