Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

As I've been browsing and educating myself on the wide dichotomy of furry fans, one thing has stood out: the really fucked up ones like Sonic the Hedgehog, specifically Miles. There seems to be a strong correlation between their pedo lust for that infantile character and the things nightmares are made of. So, from now on, whenever I need a safety litmus test for those I meet at a con, the question will be, "do you like Miles 'Tails' Prowler?"

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

Then theres the "Would Tails, since he has three tails, have three buttholes?" question I've read way too many times, and I don't even give a shit about Sonic or browse Sonicy forums or anything. It just seems to pop up.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Then theres the "Would Tails, since he has three tails, have three buttholes?" question I've read way too many times, and I don't even give a shit about Sonic or browse Sonicy forums or anything. It just seems to pop up.

Three tails? Since when did our little Sega kitsune grow an extra tail? Last time I checked, he only had two. BTW Iconoclastic, if you're trying to proove your theory, you might want to go here and here.

I for one like Tails ... but not in that way.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

I like Tails too, but the people on that message board take it to an unhealthy level.

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

The Tails forum won points for being the only Weekend web where somebody I knew was on it.

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~06-13-04_04.gif

Hi Monarx.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Tails was always my preferred character in Sonic 2. I thought he was so cute. It's sad people find a way to pervert even something as innocent and sweet as a cute fuzzy child video game character.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Hey guys, I just bought my first Dreamcast in December '04. That means I'm late-retro-kitch, right? Right?

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Hey guys, I just bought my first Dreamcast in December '04. That means I'm late-retro-kitch, right? Right?

By "bought" you mean "picked out of a garbage can behind The Electronics Boutique", right?

If you bought a Dreamcast to play the games you can easily get on the other Big 3 consoles, then that makes you ... whatever you said above.

However, if you bought a Dreamcast to play Virtual On: Oratorio Tangram, then congradulations! You are now earner of every ounce of my respecting points. A winner is you!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

If you bought a Dreamcast to play the games you can easily get on the other Big 3 consoles, then that makes you ... whatever you said above.

I bought it because it was $20, has two keyboards, 2 mice, 4 memory cards, 6 controllers, and... I thought SuprNova was going to last forever. :(

It's a new toy for me. The PS1 wasn't all that impressive - but the DC's graphics were pretty swank. PS2? XBox? Feh. The day I spend over a hundred bucks on a worthless pile of shit I'll ignore to collect dust, it damn well better be able to act as a webserver, too.

...oh, hey, the Dreamcast can do that. :twisted:

BeanBall · Apocrisiary Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Posts: 44

I've only played maybe one (or perhaps two, don't remember) Sonic games in my entire life and even then it wasen't for the entire games.

I never watched the show or read the comics.

Having said that, yes, I think Miles is adorable. I like superhero characters and I like funny animals, and he's both and a cute innocent little kid. Sure he's immature, but who that age isn't? I think a lot of things are cute. In his case, I like the red fur, I love red fur on real critters, and he has a cute face. I don't undnerstand why people get so apeshit over it. I think that As long as people know where to draw the line and don't let their love of the character become an unhealthy obsession, who cares?

On a simular topic, some people go apeshit if I say 'who would win in a race between The Flash and Sonic the Hedgehog?' (I've actually considered those two to be simular in terms of personality, heck they both even love smashing robots ;) ). I mean, what's the big deal? People do the one sci fi universe vs another stuff all of the time, what's the big deal of teaming up characters from one comic universe with another, even for a fun contest? I just don't get why people get so uptight about it.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

Tails was always my preferred character in Sonic 2. I thought he was so cute. It's sad people find a way to pervert even something as innocent and sweet as a cute fuzzy child video game character.

Apparently you've never seen Care Bears porn.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

Merf. I don't even know who's Miles. Shame on me.

a-mole · Qualificator Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 2

Then theres the "Would Tails, since he has three tails, have three buttholes?" question...

Oh my bloody gawd... My brain hurts now... As does my stomach...

Lazarian · Qualificator Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 21

Merf. I don't even know who's Miles. Shame on me.

Miles Prower* aka "Tails" is Sonic the hedgehog's sidekick. He's characterised as an innocent, eager youth that looks up to Sonic. Cute as heck, unfortunately that meant it was inevitable that furverts created tons of Tails porn and gay fanfics.

*I was mildly embarrased that only recently the word-play about his name finally clicked.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Tails porn is just wrong, he's way too damn cute to really be put in hentai.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Tails porn is just wrong, he's way too damn cute to really be put in hentai.

That argument could be made against a lot of furry porn. Seems the arrested minds of some furries makes them link childhood cuteness with sex drive. But that's not news.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Tails porn is just wrong, he's way too damn cute to really be put in hentai.

That argument could be made against a lot of furry porn. Seems the arrested minds of some furries makes them link childhood cuteness with sex drive. But that's not news.

Some furries would like to think that they are adults who have never really grown up (and indeed, there are parts of us which should never grow up). The problem is that furries take these elements from their youth and sexualize it once they reach "maturity".

Like a comfort food established in one's childhood, lust for a cute character be it Tails, Care Bears or Rodolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer could stem from an innocent childhood affinity turned into a fetish once adulthood is reached. In this sense, furry is similar to infantilism in its sexualization of childlike elements (which also helps explain babyfurs).

In a few parts of the world Japan, lust after young girls or boys is not really frowned upon. The emergence of lolicon and shota is proof of this which borders on or even crosses into pedophilia depending on where you go and who you ask, although they are legal in Japan.

It's a free Internet and people will get off on whatever they wish. If it offends someone, they will cry soulrape, but in this day and age it is just about inevitable. For me, the shock factor of seeing childhood characters perverted in every direction has sort of worn off, so seeing porn of Tails bothers me little if any bit at all.

I'm sure this very second someone is writing or drawing smut of something else I don't want to see sexualized, but for now, I can stay in my cave, not knowing, not seeing, not having my soul raped.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

And, dammit, why is it every other time I stumble upon this Tails porn crap, it's always by the same artist, and he always looks like a 20 yr old human-ish man-lady thing, and Sonic and Knuckles are there, and they look frightening, and then I curl up in the fetal position, and then black clouds gather. Gather around me. Then I hear my dead grandmother tell me to quit being such a bitch and close the damn window. I'd be less scared of her if fire wasn't shooting from her mouth when she said it....

But I digress...

Furries' sexual attraction to childish cuteness has always baffled me. I just can't get my brain to even comprehend that. Maybe I'm just old fashioned, and need curves and actual sex appeal to be attracted, but it just doesn't make sense. How--mother fucker, HOW?!--Can someone look at, say, Tails, or Babs Bunny, or something like that, and get a stiffy?! Every time I try to grasp it, my brain starts screaming and gurgling at me...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

My theory is that it's all jus ta form of 3rd party peadophilia. It is the youth and "cuteness" of certain characters that they find attractive. To further disguise this mess. Then, they pervert and distort the character further. Making it an alien sex mutant hermaphrodite with a baseball bat wee-wee further defiles the character, and thus makes it more accessible to them. What kind of psychology it takes to take these steps is beyond me, but it all does seem to begin with an unhealthy obsession with children/childish things.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

That's why they we droo some curves, so they wouldn't be so kiddielike... which again is defiling the character...

Well I did my crimes when I wasn't much older than Babsy...=)

But isn't Susie here HAWT? =)

*GLURF!*

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

That's why they we droo some curves, so they wouldn't be so kiddielike... which again is defiling the character...

Well I did my crimes when I wasn't much older than Babsy...=)

But isn't Susie here HAWT? =)

LOL That's different though. Making the character OLDER and then...um...expanding on her anatomy is one thing, but sticking a tentacle up Shirley Loon's butt and coating her in a mystery goo is a totally different ballgame. It's the difference between "adult" art and outright perversion.

I'm no lesbian, but... the way Susie takes that carrot...wow. =)

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I wonder if anyone is going to point out the irony in the fact that MonicaKitty despite her good willed ~~assasination~~ anger towards of Eric TDK Schwartz among others for trashing up FiFi LeFume, she herself is using an avatar from a picture created by TDK himself.

Just wondering if anyone else noticed. :wink:

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

I share the same view as Stoneth. I've seen so many perverted pictures of Sonic the Hedgehog of Tiny Toons that it no longer affects me.

However, there is porn that I just can't stand. Stuff like Care Bears porn or Garfield porn (I'm not kidding) just makes me scream and turn off the computer.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I wonder if anyone is going to point out the irony in the fact that MonicaKitty despite her good willed ~~assasination~~ anger towards of Eric TDK Schwartz among others for trashing up FiFi LeFume, she herself is using an avatar from a picture created by TDK himself.

Just wondering if anyone else noticed. :wink:

=D I wondered if anyone was going to notice. =) Hey, what can I do? It was my favorite of the pictures of her I found while looking for an avatar. =) But I have my standards! The original picture is tame, with nary a horny Santa Clause in sight. =)

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

=D I wondered if anyone was going to notice. =) Hey, what can I do? It was my favorite of the pictures of her I found while looking for an avatar. =) But I have my standards! The original picture is tame, with nary a horny Santa Clause in sight. =)

Good enough for me. :)

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Babs bunny I can see as sexual, a character like rouge the bat I can see as sexual, they were created to -appeal- in that particular way, but Tails is about as sexy as a sack of potatoes. Unless you happen to like porking plushies.

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

I've noticed on that forum that Tails is somewhat of a holy icon whose dismissal invokes rage and violence. Keeping with my namesake, I'm tempted to take a picture of a Tails plush submerged in urine...kind of like a furry Piss Christ.

Then I remembered that would probably get them off, not offend them.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Babs bunny I can see as sexual, a character like rouge the bat I can see as sexual, they were created to -appeal- in that particular way, but Tails is about as sexy as a sack of potatoes. Unless you happen to like porking plushies.

Pedophile:
if $Character == underage
then $Character != sexual
ifelse $Character == sexual
set $Character == Babs
set Babs == Underage
goto "Pedophile"

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

I wonder if anyone is going to point out the irony in the fact that MonicaKitty despite her good willed ~~assasination~~ anger towards of Eric TDK Schwartz among others for trashing up FiFi LeFume, she herself is using an avatar from a picture created by TDK himself.

Just wondering if anyone else noticed. :wink:

I was thinking about that too. I'm guessing it was an effort to be ironic.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

I wonder if anyone is going to point out the irony in the fact that MonicaKitty despite her good willed <S>assasination</S> anger towards of Eric TDK Schwartz among others for trashing up FiFi LeFume, she herself is using an avatar from a picture created by TDK himself.

Just wondering if anyone else noticed. :wink:

I noticed that too, back in that post where she drew that excellent rendition of Fifi the Chainsaw Murderer.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

Babs bunny I can see as sexual, a character like rouge the bat I can see as sexual, they were created to -appeal- in that particular way, but Tails is about as sexy as a sack of potatoes. Unless you happen to like porking plushies.

Wasn't Tails originally female in Japan anyway? And I think Tails porn was well in production before furry fans got a wiff of it. I've been knowledgeable about furry for about..9 years now, and don't recall much or any Tails porn when the game first came out, well, back around the time of 96. First aritst I can think of dating back then that even did any was Fatalis.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Babs bunny I can see as sexual, a character like rouge the bat I can see as sexual, they were created to -appeal- in that particular way, but Tails is about as sexy as a sack of potatoes. Unless you happen to like porking plushies.

Pedophile:
if $Character == underage
then $Character != sexual
ifelse $Character == sexual
set $Character == Babs
set Babs == Underage
goto "Pedophile"

I dunno, Babs doesn't look underaged to me, Cream from Sonic X is a whole different kettle of fish however.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Sigh. I can't believe I'm justifying this, but Babs was my age when I was watching Tiny Toons. I would imagine most people here are about the same general age. Thus, it's probably no worse than having a crush on some sitcom child from that time. You know, other than the fact she's a CARTOON RABBIT. =)

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

weren't they in highschool?

Which most like means age != 18.

...why are we having this discussion?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

weren't they in highschool?

Which most like means age != 18.

...why are we having this discussion?

I thought they were 13.

...And I have no idea.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I'll comprimise and say that they're in their mid to late teens. (They are in a "Looniversity" after all.)

And the reason we're having this conversation is because we were on the subject of sexualizing an under-age character (Tails) which ultimately led to the question of whether sexualizing Tiny Toons is ethical due to their ambiguous age.

I can't believe I just wrote all that.

BeanBall · Apocrisiary Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Posts: 44

I was always under the impression they were Junior High age (ie, about 12-14 or so).

According to TV Tome, the series started in the fall of 1990, was pretty much done by November 1992, although there were specials for a few years after that. That does make it seem odd about saying 1994 was the year the Stalking took place as by then, the show was pretty much said and done.

I disagree that Babs was suppossed to be the 'sexy' character, if anything, it was FiFi, I mean she was basically a female PePe and in every ep she was in, she was trying to get a man.

And the reason we're having this conversation is because we were on the subject of sexualizing an under-age character (Tails) which ultimately led to the question of whether sexualizing Tiny Toons is ethical due to their ambiguous age.

Of course, given the way our society is going ... we're getting to the point where eight year old girls are wearing makeup and revealing clothing; I mean, where do we draw the line?

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Stoneth will be our new Zen! =)

Babs says in the pilot that she's 14... so NOW she is 29! =)

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Stoneth will be our new Zen! =)

Donny, you have honored me in ways I cannot even begin to count.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

Guys, this conversation was bound to happen. I mean, WE TALK ABOUT FURRY PORNO REGULARLY and not having Babs/Fifi's age come up is like, uh, discussing hentai regularly and not mentioning Asuka and/or Rei.

IT IS ONE OF THOSE PATHETICALLY AWKWARD SITUATIONS THAT ARE INEVITABLE

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

It is amusing that for a forum that routinely discusses, and even occasionally embraces, the idea of ink and cels having attractive, alluring, even sexual elements, there is still that sense of social awkwardness. The "Oh shucks, I feel weird mentioning this" Amazing, but it's probably a good sign that despite the constant debasement and perversion routinely linked to around here, most people can still blush about things.

I don't try to understand why, or rather HOW guys can find cartoon animals attractive. I've never found Buster Bunny or Donatello from TMNT remotely attractive. Cartoons have always been entertainment and a hobby to me. I loved Tiny Toons not due to burgeoning sexuality...but because it was a fun show about funny animals.

Still, at age 13 I felt an affinity, or maybe an empathy to a girl skunk who people don't like simply because they assume something about her. Skunks stink, thus her potential friends and boyfriends run. I was a nerd, thus the popular kids avoided me like the plague...and let's not even consider the subject of boys. In that way I suppose there is a similarity. A cartoon fills a void. A character, a creation of paint and a voice and a writer's word processor come together to give us someone to identify with. A surrogate friend...or even an object of attraction.

I don't get why guys drool over Babs Bunny. But you know, I think the Prince in Prince of Persia is hot, so maybe it's not that far a leap after all. Then again, thinking "Wow, he's a hottie" is a little different than creating a webiste full of fan fiction and nude drawings. But...eh, who am I to judge? =)

So, it is a subject that has its place here. And it is so cute when all you hardened furry veterans seem embarassed by something. I would imagine it doesn't happen very often. =D

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

But...eh, who am I to judge? =)

Well, as the saying goes, he/she who has not drawn a splooge pic, cast the first stone, or something like that.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

I don't try to understand why, or rather HOW guys can find cartoon animals attractive.

Because the human attributes we've been programmed to find sexy have been instilled in these character designs by animators and cartoonists looking to rule the world with every brushstroke. They knew eventually the sexualities of humans would warped to the point they'd be the sole providers of fap material.

It was all a scheme from the beginning!! Burn them!!! :wink:

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I don't get why guys drool over Babs Bunny. But you know, I think the Prince in Prince of Persia is hot, so maybe it's not that far a leap after all. Then again, thinking "Wow, he's a hottie" is a little different than creating a webiste full of fan fiction and nude drawings. But...eh, who am I to judge? =)

I have one friend who has the hots for Angemon, Lucemon Falldown Mode, Vega, and Vegita, but mostly Vegita (she's a bit crazy).

I have another friend and she has thinks Magus from Chrono Trigger is a hottie.

To each their own, I suppose. Personally I like Fifi over Babs, but that's just me. Then again, I think Renamon and Mai Shiranui are the shiggity shiznit.

BeanBall · Apocrisiary Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Posts: 44

I always liked Ayla from Chrono Trigger, she's a sweetheart. Course, it's kinda hard not to like a woman that runs arround in a skin bikinni.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

I always liked Ayla from Chrono Trigger, she's a sweetheart. Course, it's kinda hard not to like a woman that runs arround in a skin bikinni.

We all know Lucca is the best though, intelligent chicks now how to please a man. :)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

We all know Lucca is the best though, intelligent chicks now how to please a man. :)

Because they used to be one?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Mmm... Lucca/Velma slash...

My heart is fluttering...

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Well, as the saying goes, he/she who has not drawn a splooge pic, cast the first stone, or something like that.

*Thunk*

BeanBall · Apocrisiary Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Posts: 44

Heh Lucca, yeah I always liked her too.

Course, no ones hotter then Chrono's mom ;)

Sorry, someone had to say it :D.

Btw, am I the only one that thinks the bushy tailed version of Sally (of Sonic fame) wearing a shirt looks like an anthro version of Lelia from futurama (except with two eyes). Saw a pic where her expression really seemes simular.

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

Forget Lucca/Velma slash. Try Lucca/Yomiko Readman. That's teh win!

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

To continue this geekish tangent, I must declare that Janice from Chrono Cross is the hottest character in the Chrono series. :)

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

To continue this geekish tangent, I must declare that Janice from Chrono Cross is the hottest character in the Chrono series. :)

You realize that Janus is a guy, right? He's Magus as a little boy. Ewww...

His sister Schala on the other hand is quite the cuttie. Queen Zeal is actually quite hot too.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Hey, lots of people mistake little boys for adult women. Just ask Michael Jackson!

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Janice you pedophile. Two different characters. STOP RAPING MY CHRONO CROSS MEMORIES. :cry:

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Forget Lucca/Velma slash. Try Lucca/Yomiko Readman. That's teh win!

ANYONE/Yomiko Readman, anything juicy. That's teh win.

Dim · Lurker Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 1

I'm a pretty big Sonic fan, and no stranger to Tails porn. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't like seeing poor Tails like that; the only character I want to see defiled less than him is Cream. I mean, it's not as bad when the artist ages the character, but to leave Cream at six and draw smut of her? That's just wrong. Like, punch-you-through-the-monitor wrong.

Rouge porn, on the other hand...

(First post, yo. Go easy on me, it's my first time.)

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Rouge porn, on the other hand...

Your username seems appropriate.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

HOW IN THE HOLY FLYING FUKK IS IT POSSIBLE TO FIND SONIC PORN JERKABLE

TELL ME

FOR SCIENCE

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

HOW IN THE HOLY FLYING FUKK IS IT POSSIBLE TO FIND SONIC PORN JERKABLE

I don't know about the porn, but I was playing a game of Sonic Adventure 2 on my Dreamcast, and kept fucking up when trying to hop on the moving octagon things. By the third time, I jerked my arms up when jumping in an effort to propel sonic into the air. It didn't help. :(

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Okay, so Sonic and the characters associated with him generally are kid-like or at least suitable for children. Hence, sexualization of them seems a bit wrong. Tails and Cream are prime examples.

Rogue the Bat on the other hand...

Looks and dresses like a slut. Here I can least justify porn being made of her than I can of a more innocent-looking character like Tails.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Rogue the Bat on the other hand...

Looks and dresses like a slut. Here I can least justify porn being made of her than I can of a more innocent-looking character like Tails.

It's a pair of boots with wings, and eyeshadow.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I dunno...the way she's overly posed she seems to have the sex appeal of Ms Pac Man.

RabidRick · Qualificator Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 10

I think Tails is sexy :shock:

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

yiff yiff!

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

I think Tails is sexy

Like "get Tails drunk on Jesus juice and take him back to the mansion to watch The Exorcist" kind of sexy? :wink:

RabidRick · Qualificator Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 10

Hehe....

Yeah, but that really happened and it was with kids, not a two-tailed fox. Foxes don't live as long as people so in this case it's ok.

(the age of consent goes down if it's a fox, right?)

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

I dunno...the way she's overly posed she seems to have the sex appeal of Ms Pac Man.

You know, Ms. Pac-Man porn would at least be FUNNY.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Okay, so Sonic and the characters associated with him generally are kid-like or at least suitable for children. Hence, sexualization of them seems a bit wrong. Tails and Cream are prime examples.

Rogue the Bat on the other hand...

Looks and dresses like a slut. Here I can least justify porn being made of her than I can of a more innocent-looking character like Tails.

Have you seen her special outfit? you get it for getting all A's on all her levels, tight leather hot pants and a tiny top. :shock:

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 277

You know, Ms. Pac-Man porn would at least be FUNNY.

you know, now that you mention it...

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

I believe this VGCats strip is much more relevant.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

You know, Ms. Pac-Man porn would at least be FUNNY.
you know, now that you mention it...

Eeeeooo! Yucky!

...

Wait, so where did Baby Pac-Man come from?

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Wait, so where did Baby Pac-Man come from?

Pac-Man became an infantilist?

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

Pac Men reproduce by cellular division. He's actually a giant, single celled organism.

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

That VGcats strip is awsome but Shadow isn't really getting his own hardcore GTA like game is he?

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

That VGcats strip is awsome but Shadow isn't really getting his own hardcore GTA like game is he?

*Cough*

Smatterchew · Qualificator Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 13

Yo fap 2 teh hedgehog? Personal "Rule of thub": cheesy tube socks cross scotch rocks canal locks. You always know what'cher gonna get. Scarmifurtivity. Not that I would read much into lusty fantasies about sexually mature characters, but when they're the subject of kids games it makes meh stop and scratch me 'ead. Yes, some of these characters are cute... but Sonic pron? Sonic pron? Why does just adding boobies make something sexxy? Full furry female form is fun... dig that fresh. Nothing new, but this using of copyrighted character stuff for nefarious means leaves me perplexed. To each his own I guess.

Griphonix · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 50

Yo fap 2 teh hedgehog? Personal "Rule of thub": cheesy tube socks cross scotch rocks canal locks. You always know what'cher gonna get. Scarmifurtivity. Not that I would read much into lusty fantasies about sexually mature characters, but when they're the subject of kids games it makes meh stop and scratch me 'ead. Yes, some of these characters are cute... but Sonic pron? Sonic pron? Why does just adding boobies make something sexxy? Full furry female form is fun... dig that fresh. Nothing new, but this using of copyrighted character stuff for nefarious means leaves me perplexed. To each his own I guess.

Reading that made me feel like I was chewing gravel...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Reading that made me feel like I was chewing gravel...

Ow! My vocabulary hurts!

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

Forget Lucca/Velma slash. Try Lucca/Yomiko Readman. That's teh win!

Wow, this tread geeked out fast. Pull up! PULL UP! :!:

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

I dunno...the way she's overly posed she seems to have the sex appeal of Ms Pac Man.

You know, Ms. Pac-Man porn would at least be FUNNY.

Yeah, but all she'd be able to do is give head. :lol:

Smatterchew · Qualificator Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 13

Reading that made me feel like I was chewing gravel...

Thanks ^^. Viewing said material makes me feel like my eyes are chewing on gravel.