Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

In case anyone wonders where I've gone and like who the fuck would, my room mate is moving out and taking my godson(for whom I'm the only father he's ever known) with her so that's a bit upsetting and my wife and I have some good number of doctor visits to deal with on our continuing quest to have kids before we're too old to enjoy them the way our parents still half-heartedly claim they enjoyed us. You'd never believe the bills. And then there's work which this week will be in bad shitty weather and probably cause more workplace injury. I've had enough to be on disability but I'd rather work in the field than sit at home all day. I've also got some home renovation work to stop putting off and I ain't paying someone to do the carpentry I used to be employed in.

Have fun all and take care.

BTW, Plush-She is officially on my list of people I'd take a gunshot for(been there done that so I'm not unfamiliar with the pain of said wound). Savaging her without knowing her isn't criticism of furry fandom, it's mean and ignorant. So if you're looking for something to deride, just wait a few days for CSI.

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

ditto

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

This is how I read it.

I wrote a number of posts vehemently defending Plush-She and explaining what a wonderful person she is and all. Then someone posted a link to the nude pictures and made fun of her. Coincidentally, 10 minutes later I make this post saying I'm leaving for some totally different reason but I make sure to add a pro-Plush-She comment at the end.

I'm wounded.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

heh maybe if you read his post you would understand it dipshit

it aint that fuckin hard

lol

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

heh maybe if you read his post you would understand it dipshit

it aint that fuckin hard

lol

Assuming you're standing on the earth's surface, the point flew so far over your head that scientists won't be aware of it occuring for another 60 years.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

he stated his case

pretty goddamn clearly actually,
not only in this thread..but in several others also

meanwhile 2 dipshits
one new , and one anonymous

"what" "huh"

i didnt miss the point fuckwad...your analysis was retarded
if it was supposed to be funny - it came out pathetic

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Reading your previous posts, it's apparent you have the sense of humor of a stone, so I'm not surprised.

Maybe you ought to do some research and note that the "I'm leaving and making sure everyone knows about it and knows what wounded me" tactic is quite commonplace in furry fandumb.

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

oops, got logged out. ^^ me

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Reading your previous posts, it's apparent you have the sense of humor of a stone, so I'm not surprised.

wrong
i just hold my comedy to extremely high standards

and we all know where standards tend to lie when it comes to the internet and dumbass twinks on message boards

also, i hate to have to break it to you but -
you arnt the comedy genius you think you are

no bullshit

here,
ill just throw down my trump cards right now

www.lcdcomic.com
www.whatisdeepfried.com
www.uprightcitizens.org/

eat it

Maybe you ought to do some research and note that the "I'm leaving and making sure everyone knows about it and knows what wounded me" tactic is quite commonplace in furry fandumb.

its so fucking commonplace with everyone that its use by furries doesnt even bear special mention far as im concerned

-mouse

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

Whoah, I've been called "not a comedy genius" by someone on the internet. My ego is so shattered. :roll:

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

aww, lookit that

he even used the roll eyes emoticon too

-mouse

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

“Plush-she” is evil

And bobby is right mouse, Why does WAYD defend the crime against Kultur that is "plush-she" yet rail against other furries who are in many cases, no where near matching the unholy ness that is "plush-she"?

We must have purges and show trials.

Purges and show trials...

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

?Plush-she? is evil

And bobby is right mouse, Why does WAYD defend the crime against Kultur that is "plush-she" yet rail against other furries who are in many cases, no where near matching the unholy ness that is "plush-she"?

We must have purges and show trials.

Purges and show trials...

EVIL!? Good grief, all she's done is produce a p0rny video and some pix for the amusement of horny fanboys and appear in that MTV program and here you are coming on like the Spanish Exposition....

"Every time I hear the word 'culture' I get out my revolver"

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

This is how I read it.

I wrote a number of posts vehemently defending Plush-She and explaining what a wonderful person she is and all. Then someone posted a link to the nude pictures and made fun of her. Coincidentally, 10 minutes later I make this post saying I'm leaving for some totally different reason but I make sure to add a pro-Plush-She comment at the end.

I'm wounded.

Nice try dickhead, but you aren't even remotely close. I have about two minutes to bang this reply out before another 23.75 hours of Hell after getting maybe two hours of sleep after having spent most of yesterday and on into this morning at the hospital with my wife. I still have two doors to replace, a linoleum floor to re-lay, ten different medications to pick up from the phramacy at a $15 co-pay each, sixteen hours of cable work to cram into four, and two cars to repair before the legendary New England winter hits. I also have to begin the remodelling of a spare room into a baby nursery which requires about two days of molding and framing and sheetrock work crammed into about five hours.

There is of course about seven hours of meeting with various loan officers between my tobacco business and refinancing this house so we can raise the roof to a full third floor and convert from two-family to single family leaving us with about seven bedrooms and three baths, should we get the local PZC to stop dicking around with their qualms.

BTW, I told Plush what some thought and she shrugged audibly on the phone and basically could give a shit what anyone thinks. If it wasn't gotten in the way it was intended, who cares?

If you want to sling insults at me personally, feel free to do it to my face some time.

Be back on Thursday people, after CSI.

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

That's nice. Thank you for sharing intimate details of your chaotic and whimsical personal life with us all. I am touched by your stories of hard middle class household struggles, and your devotion for your good friend who shoves dildo-equipped plushies between her thighs and defines herself by her sexuality is truly and genuinely warming my heart. There should be a movie made about your life, it's so immensely interesting!

This is the internet. People fling insults at each other. I've never met you and am judging you entirely by your posts here, and your years of flawed alt.fan.furry posts attempting to being moderate thought into a fandom that benefits most from hardline elements; since such elements create flamewars and strife which generates immense comedy. And you respond in typical fashion to insults with a standard "why you insolent little.. I dare you to say that to my face in real life!" reply. I could reduce myself to the equally base "I'd say it to your face there too" reply, but what's the sense, it's just internet dickwaving at that point.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

There is of course about seven hours of meeting with various loan officers between my tobacco business and refinancing this house so we can raise

Smokeing the biggest cause of amputations today.
You are dealing in death(TM)

BTW, I told Plush what some thought and she shrugged audibly on the phone and basically could give a shit what anyone thinks. If it wasn't gotten in the way it was intended, who cares?

Why would you even bother to do that?
I am a person on the Internet.
My opinion of you, or anyone else matters WHAT Exactly?

I could say that I hate Henry Kissenger and hope he dies, but it’s not going to make his life unpleasant or torment him in any way (mores the pity)

If you want to sling insults at me personally, feel free to do it to my face some time.

MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

That's nice. Thank you for sharing intimate details of your chaotic and whimsical personal life with us all. I am touched by your stories of hard middle class household struggles, and your devotion for your good friend who shoves dildo-equipped plushies between her thighs and defines herself by her sexuality is truly and genuinely warming my heart. There should be a movie made about your life, it's so immensely interesting!

This is the internet. People fling insults at each other. I've never met you and am judging you entirely by your posts here, and your years of flawed alt.fan.furry posts attempting to being moderate thought into a fandom that benefits most from hardline elements; since such elements create flamewars and strife which generates immense comedy. And you respond in typical fashion to insults with a standard "why you insolent little.. I dare you to say that to my face in real life!" reply. I could reduce myself to the equally base "I'd say it to your face there too" reply, but what's the sense, it's just internet dickwaving at that point.

Would you be the same bobby that was perma-banned from the SA forums?

Just curious.

MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS.

You must be texan my friend.

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

Would you be the same bobby that was perma-banned from the SA forums?

Just curious.

Yep.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

That's nice. Thank you for sharing intimate details of your chaotic and whimsical personal life with us all. I am touched by your stories of hard middle class household struggles, and your devotion for your good friend who shoves dildo-equipped plushies between her thighs and defines herself by her sexuality is truly and genuinely warming my heart. There should be a movie made about your life, it's so immensely interesting!

This is the internet. People fling insults at each other. I've never met you and am judging you entirely by your posts here, and your years of flawed alt.fan.furry posts attempting to being moderate thought into a fandom that benefits most from hardline elements; since such elements create flamewars and strife which generates immense comedy. And you respond in typical fashion to insults with a standard "why you insolent little.. I dare you to say that to my face in real life!" reply. I could reduce myself to the equally base "I'd say it to your face there too" reply, but what's the sense, it's just internet dickwaving at that point.

Would you be the same bobby that was perma-banned from the SA forums?

Just curious.

Yes he is. He wasn't really an asshole though, he just got in a feud with one of the administrators.

On SA he posted hilarious stories from back when he was involved with furrydumb. During the past few months, he has also provided me with a good chunk of the Dennis Falk and Merlino info.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

Yes he is. He wasn't really an asshole though, he just got in a feud with one of the administrators.

On SA he posted hilarious stories from back when he was involved with furrydumb. During the past few months, he has also provided me with a good chunk of the Dennis Falk and Merlino info.

Oh. I think I remember something about elpintogrande posting in the Leper's Colony about how he hated bobby more than JJCoolJ. I never really saw anything bad about Bobby's posts, and found them quite funny, when I lurked around FYAD (I dare not post there, being an '03).

In that case, an honor to be posting with you, bobby. 8)

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Loads of work and coffee and not nearly enough sleep later, I manage to finish before CSI and sit back down.

That's nice. Thank you for sharing intimate details of your chaotic and whimsical personal life with us all. I am touched by your stories of hard middle class household struggles, and your devotion for your good friend who shoves dildo-equipped plushies between her thighs and defines herself by her sexuality is truly and genuinely warming my heart. There should be a movie made about your life, it's so immensely interesting!

Your sarcasm is pathetic and amature and thus of no importance to me. if you were hoping to devastate me, you'd have to be someone I actually give a flying rat's rear about so no, I'm not all broken up.

I've always like everyone else I've known in the REAL WORLD (read: not the Internet), had no problem giving explanations of what I'm up to. It's part of the daily social interchange of society and a cornerstone of both family and community, something furries run from with a vengeance so your hostility to it says where you come down.

(After the flare up, should I disappear without explanation and let you think what you like since you're going to anyhow? That'd be like letting the cretins with the anatomically correct fursuits get away with defining furry solely as a fetish emporium which they still to this day do. As expected you continue to think what you like but not without me having said something first.)

I sometimes forget there are totally unempathic people like yourself ready to sling, again, pathetic and amature sarcasm when everyday life is shared the way real people in the real world do all the time. Nevertheless, I know you're hardly representative any more than the trolls at alt.fan.furry so I don't do it to amuse you; your annoyance if any suffices.

And your continued pre-occupation with Plush-She's sexuality is both troubling and hopeful. On the one hand, you've definitely got issues if you think a pretty damn hot and very nice person like her doesn't belong in furry. I can only guess you think the flouncing nancy-boys who'd get their butts kicked badly by real homosexuals in Provincetown as an embarassment to their entire sexual preference are a better thing. Or maybe the avowed bisexuals who are virgins with both genders and can't even utter the words, "would you like to go out for a coffee?" without having a nervous breakdown in fear?

On the other hand, you obviously have some healthy desires for healthy sexual pleasure so I recommend the personals. Good luck there kiddo.

This is the internet. People fling insults at each other. I've never met you and am judging you entirely by your posts here, and your years of flawed alt.fan.furry posts attempting to being moderate thought into a fandom that benefits most from hardline elements; since such elements create flamewars and strife which generates immense comedy.

Well that only proves you'll never get anywhere in furry as long as you believe that. Feel free to watch them circle the wagons against your slings and arrows as such hardline personal verbal (textual) abuse is the one thing that can unite all sorts of furry varieties together. "There's a mundane posing as a furry trying to destroy us from within! Everyone to the ramparts!"

You might also think you can direct traffic by physically kicking the cars in the preferred direction or changing the course of rivers from outside instead of from within. Feel free to be proven wrong and redouble your efforts like a maniac until you finally sputter to a halt.

(Hint: change can only come from within with both steadfast determination and unwavering conviction on the one hand and love and compassion and clear separation of the people from what they do on the other. Throw away the people altogether and you will never get through to them ever as their inherent self-defenses leap to the fore. Never waver from disapproval of what they do but always remain their personal friend and you will get a whole lot farther.)

We saw very vividly what was accomplished by Burned Fur. Even furs who'd once been problem furs who signed on in disgust with what they had been and what they'd been encouraged to be but had straightened out were treated as mundanes from without. Endless nonsense about persecution, etc., was what resulted. Furries tend to have a martyr complex so it isn't surprise the personal attacks resulted in what they did rather than any progress.

Instead of hating the sin and not the sinner, you're partaking of something no better than the group-think gangstomping that furries take part in constantly. When one gets so far out of hand it can't be ignored anymore and they have nothing to offer enough furs who are either supposedly important or connected with one or more who are, then they are roundly reviled and despised and made fun of. (Which only helps shield the rest because the attack on the singular fur or small group of furs wasn't aimed at the core of the problem, the dysfunctionalities they commonly share, which would sooner or later make them consider, "maybe what I'm doing has something to do with going nowhere in life...")

Usual behaviour of people who've themselves been bullied. Similar to child abusers usually having been abused children themselves. But instead of leading by example in any positive way, you just reinforce the improper choice in response to their largely self-perceived victimhood. All you do is make furries feel justified even more in what they do and keep the cancer growing and spreading.

Have you ever been a shoulder to cry on for anyone in this fandom? I have. Have you ever talked any fur out of suicide? I have. Have you ever been there through thick and thin with a problem child in this fandom never bending from caring for the person while steadfastly drawing the line between them and their behaviour which you don't stop disapproving of just to go along to get along?

No, you've obviously chucked the baby with the bathwater and turned to out and out hate or something passing for it. Well that's going to help a lot isn't it?

Some I cut slack on this and some I don't. You can bring up Mike Hirtes all you like, but I don't see him anywhere near as so many others do.

And you respond in typical fashion to insults with a standard "why you insolent little.. I dare you to say that to my face in real life!" reply. I could reduce myself to the equally base "I'd say it to your face there too" reply, but what's the sense, it's just internet dickwaving at that point.

Maybe you should consider the ramifications of the insults you hurl as someday you may have to back them up face to face with someone. While most of the twits in furry would blow away if standing behind a flatulent trucker after a lunch at Taco Bell, not all would.

Before you throw insults my way, you better be prepared to face off with me one to one or not bother with them because if not, you're just another sufferer of (NISS)Nietzsche Internet Superman Syndrome. i.e. since it hasn't gotten you killed yet, it must make you strong.

I on the other hand come from a background where we aren't on the Internet or behind other such shields and used to casting insults when fully prepared to scuffle over it if need be. You want to make personal attacks on anyone, not just me, you better be prepared to go down in a scrap or keep your mouth shut.

This brings up another point I've long made about furry. Too many cretinous people thinking they can say anything to anyone with utter impunity, just daring karma to run their dogma over with a semi. Ever attend a con and note the would-be MacLeods with real carbon steel katanas? Or the people carrying knives around? Or the people with the NRA stickers on their rides with gun racks in the rear window? Ever see the veritable army of Columbine twits in the offing around?

Sooner or later, someone like yourself, is going to say something that will move someone to violence in anger and everyone is going to suffer for it and then, the furry murder in CSI will be inadequate to cover it with all the detail of the thing. All because you have the mistake of having nothing more in your toolbox than a hammer and seeing every problem as a nail and more to the point, anyone who draws your notice.

My vitriol is for the self-defeating, self-destructive inane behaviours, not the twits who embody them. Somewhere sometime they were reasonable and decent people. Maybe when they were kids, but once upon a time, they were someone's bundle of joy. Somewhere along the way something went wrong and snowballed. I excoriate their behaviours and they know who they are who practice them. I don't join bandwagons attacking problem people. I only go after a specific individual when they make a) make themselves unavoidable and b) are actively making it worse and c)manifestly know better or should.

But I don't join in the group gangstomp bullying. I care for those fucked up people but I won't approve of their doings simply on the basis of that care. That would be like approving of my own brother destroying himself.

You might think that this is too much care, but lack thereof is what is paradoxically at the core of furry mutual self reinforcement of stupidity. Furries don't tend to care for anyone but themselves and if you understand anything of human psychology, they don't even really care about themselves (in any positive way) which makes caring about others not easy. So mutual excuse making and redefining severely screwed up behaviour as superior helps them shield themselves from review and keeps them from having to face up to the fact that they themselves are keeping themselves in such idiotic circumstances.

All their lives they've felt like victims and martyrs. So if you attack personally, they're going to just lump you and your view in with all the others who ever in their view persecuted them. Disapprove of their behaviours and not them as people and hold out hope and you still get toasted, but not so much you don't get a lot of lurkers on the edge of furry to agree in private and still maintain your friendships even with those who occassionally dip into the wrong side of furry.

On top of this is the bubbling pressure cooker of emotion which personal attacks will sooner or later burst open resulting in fists flying if not blades or bullets.

So tell me big brave man, are you prepared to get your ass gangstomped by people you've personally insulted? Are you prepared to defend yourself physically? Are you prepared to the social and cultural damage to furry that will more or less permanently make any rehabilitation of furry/anthropomorphics impossible? Is that what you want to drive it to?

You can say I'm overboard and not on target all you like. As I said, if you want to insult me, say it to my face the way about five or six hundred other furries haven't had the guts when they finally saw what I looked like in person at a con. I'll even buy you the shots of Grey Goose to get your courage up.

No? It might end badly? Well if you think that then you doubt your own ability to say that maybe you went too far and its merely a difference of opinion and you need to address that problem you're seeing in yourself starting with your insult first and think later ways.

But maybe you'd feel more comfortable if I was let's say someone 5' 2", 120lbs., flaming effeminate gay and wearing hotpants. Instead of actually 5' 10", 236lbs., and come from a background of people who fight(not to mention trained to do it very well). Maybe someone smaller and visually obviously easy to beat would make you feel like a man and give you lots of courage.

Oddly, Klebold and Harris weren't taken for much to deal with either. Bad assumption to make in retrospect, huh? Maybe things should never have reached that point. Fuck that, we KNOW that things should NEVER have reached that bursting point.

Personal attacks are a bad idea all the way around as a rule for dealing with furry structural defects for all the seething deeply held hatred and pain it produces. Personal attacks on occassion better not be made without knowing damn well you can take what the other guy dishes out or face the ultimate.

If you still disagree, I'll buy the drinks and you can explain your theories in person about how being hardline is so superior to moderation. If you don't want to do that, have the good grace not to keep on making yourself look like another "AOL keyboard kommando", not to keep spreading personal hatreds, and to try something a bit more constructive.

(If you want to take this thread any further, don't do it here, do it in person. I'll get the check at the bar and bring the smokes. I've made this offer many times before and so far, no one's had the courage to take me up on it. If you don't drink, maybe over dinner at Morimoto's.)

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

I read the first couple words of your post and then realized it was too long so I skipped to the end. No, I am not going to waste days worth of time and gas driving down to the US to meet you in some bar, although I probably would if you lived anywhere near me.

Oh, and brevity is the soul of wit.

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

I've decided to read and respond to your post after all because someone told me your post is a laugh riot. First the CSI ep, then your post. I haven't laughed this much in a single day for ages.

I've always like everyone else I've known in the REAL WORLD (read: not the Internet), had no problem giving explanations of what I'm up to. It's part of the daily social interchange of society and a cornerstone of both family and community, something furries run from with a vengeance so your hostility to it says where you come down.

There's a term used to coin what you do. It's called E/N. It stands for everything/nothing. It is annoying and pointless off-topic banter about the poster's day and their real life and it is annoying, because it is basically some random internet dude droning on and on about their uninteresting life which almost nobody cares about.

defining furry solely as a fetish emporium which they still to this day do.

Whoah, it's not a fetish? Welcome to the (dwindling) minority.

I sometimes forget there are totally unempathic people like yourself ready to sling, again, pathetic and amature sarcasm when everyday life is shared the way real people in the real world do all the time. Nevertheless, I know you're hardly representative any more than the trolls at alt.fan.furry so I don't do it to amuse you; your annoyance if any suffices.

Ah, but this is the internet, where I don't need to be "polite" and "well-mannered" and therefore can actually say to somebody, "Hey guy, will you shut up about your life already, we're trying to have a discussion about something here".

a pretty damn hot and very nice person like her

If that's what you call "hot" and "sexy", WELCOME TO THE FURRY FETISH, MY FRIEND. In one paragraph you're like "it's not a fetish" and in the next you're like "Plush-She is hot". MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

On the other hand, you obviously have some healthy desires for healthy sexual pleasure so I recommend the personals. Good luck there kiddo.

Yeah, I could be married and sitting on internet message boards going "Plush-She is hot and sexy" like you. The fires of passion don't dwindle with age, but add some toxic chemicals and they'll burn funny colors.

you'll never get anywhere in furry

That's like saying I'll never get anywhere on death row. How is this bad. Is furry some sort of game you win, or some sort of ladder you climb?

You might also think you can direct traffic by physically kicking the cars in the preferred direction or changing the course of rivers from outside instead of from within. Feel free to be proven wrong and redouble your efforts like a maniac until you finally sputter to a halt.

Feel free to watch me not care as you totally miss my point and go 0/5 in game 7 of the internet world series. Furry isn't a traffic jam or a river. It's a fandom, which has buttons that you can push to generate comedy. It's a fun fandom if you approach it right, but pushing the buttons of the many extremist nutcases which populate it is a hilarious activity.

Instead of hating the sin and not the sinner, you're partaking of something no better than the group-think gangstomping that furries take part in constantly. When one gets so far out of hand it can't be ignored anymore and they have nothing to offer enough furs who are either supposedly important or connected with blah blah blah blah bla blah bla blah blah bla bla blah bla blah)

Okay, I'm sorry but I can't read this stuff even if it is apparently funny, because you're droning on on some nonsensical tangent which doesn't make any sense. BE BRIEF FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.

Usual behaviour of people who've themselves been bullied. I am an armchair psychologist and here is my diagnosis of your condition, etc etc

Have you ever been a shoulder to cry on for anyone in this fandom? I have. Have you ever talked any fur out of suicide? I have. Have you ever been there through thick and thin with a problem child in this fandom never bending from caring for the person while steadfastly drawing the line between them and their behaviour which you don't stop disapproving of just to go along to get along?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Guess where it got me and what I got out of it? Nothing. Investing one's self too deeply in this fandom is a paramount mistake and I cannot make enough of an effort to tell people not to make that same mistake.

Involving yourself with the many insane extremists and disillusioned confused young furs who get into this crazy rollercoaster ride is like being an Israeli citizen doing charity work in a bombed out Palestinian refugee camp. You're helping people who hate you, spit in your face, have no idea what they want or need, and want to blow you up. What a great way to spend one's life.

I've spent 9 years involved in furry fandom now and the only positive thing I've gotten out of it has been a desire and will to get a life and not be like these losers who are becoming more and more of a majority within.

Maybe you should consider the ramifications of the insults you hurl as someday you may have to back them up face to face with someone. While

I'm glad you've had 600 people back out and not be willing to face you in real life. I'm glad you're proud to be ex-military and impale yourself with rusty nails daily just to see if you're still alive because you are INTIMIDATING EX-MILITARY MAN and therefore incapable of feeling pain or some crap. Am I supposed to be impressed? You're so incapable of brevity that any potential opponent you meet will be fucking bored to death listening to you talk.

You've acquired one skill in your lifetime at least, the ability to deflect attention away from yourself when you're perceived as incorrect by shifting the issue to this kind of crap. However you've given me a good laugh in the process so I can't say I mind.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

On SA he posted hilarious stories from back when he was involved with furrydumb.

SHARE PLEASE

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

There is of course about seven hours of meeting with various loan officers between my tobacco business and refinancing this house so we can raise the roof to a full third floor and convert from two-family to single family leaving us with about seven bedrooms and three baths, should we get the local PZC to stop dicking around with their qualms.

You know, Wayd, tobacco is whacko. But only if you're a teen. At 18, it magically becomes good for you, just like sunshine and orange juice and wet slobbery puppy dog kisses.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

a pretty damn hot and very nice person like her

If that's what you call "hot" and "sexy", WELCOME TO THE FURRY FETISH, MY FRIEND. In one paragraph you're like "it's not a fetish" and in the next you're like "Plush-She is hot". MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

On the other hand, you obviously have some healthy desires for healthy sexual pleasure so I recommend the personals. Good luck there kiddo.

Yeah, I could be married and sitting on internet message boards going "Plush-She is hot and sexy" like you. The fires of passion don't dwindle with age, but add some toxic chemicals and they'll burn funny colors.

frustrated, bobby?
sounds like it

im not going to get any more involved in this plush-she shit ..because to be honest..i really dont give a fuck either way

i figured i would just point out to you

i swear to god, reality is going to come down on you like a 10lb sledge...i only wish i could be there to photograph the broken look on your face when it does

you see, provided you arn't gay...there is an 85% chance (or greater) you are going to be married to some fat ugly bitch

oh sure she might be hot to start off, then as soon as they have the 1st kid , shell gain 200 lbs

so i dont know who you think your ideal woman is but ..fuckin good luck

i work in an office, and these women go on maternity leave and they come back fat
no shit

only a precious few exceptions to that too (a 23 year old with FOUR kids)

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

you see, provided you arn't gay...

I am, so the rest of this point is invalid.

And I'm fully aware that "normal" women aren't supermodel quality.

However "normal" human beings are supposed to wash their ass, too, especially before taking pornographic pictures of themselves.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

And I'm fully aware that "normal" women aren't supermodel quality.

great , thats all i wanted to hear

However "normal" human beings are supposed to wash their ass, too, especially before taking pornographic pictures of themselves.

what i said had nothing to do with plush-she specifically
thats why i said im not talking about her anymore

-mouse

Ethan A. Stanger · Rasophore Joined: 23 Oct 2003 Posts: 53

you'll never get anywhere in furry
That's like saying I'll never get anywhere on death row. How is this bad. Is furry some sort of game you win, or some sort of ladder you climb?

Exactly. How does that work? I didn't think inane social groups were considered the same thing as a business or company.
I don't see Star Trek fans becoming actors who play characters in a Star Trek movie. I don't see "furry" fans becoming the next Frank Frazetta, either. There is no personal or material success/gain in a fandom, you might as well get a real job, get real friends and join society like the rest of us.