Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Well,once again the condesending dingle berries at a.f.f. are carping about that evil druggie turn coat Jerry Collins again,It's funny that they can sneak into our site here at c.y.d.,but if any of us go there,they slam the hatch in your face shut(oh ,gosh,watta surprize) :roll: Well folks ,last week while surfing about, I found a google site that Had a guy on there (who I thought was a friend, a fan boy goy ,Ken Pick) saying a bunch of swarmy exagerations about my life( yeah, I had smoked the blessed herb, and believe in leagalization,but it does not dominate my life,it's just part of it,like reading,working,taking the occasional dump)but this putz was making out that I was some dead eyed junkie ,pimpin' my wife and kids,etc.etc.blah,blah.If these two faced ass wipes had any balls(or honour) they'd do their research THOROUGHLY before they bitch and moan..But ,wait! that would mean they would have to fore thought,ethics,consideration...yeah,I should have know better..WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TEH PHURRIES!!!We at c.y.d. know we ain't perfect,what's their lame-o excuse???? Jah Bless all here(Jerry)

Goofy · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 55

Jerry?

JERRY???

Jerry's not here.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Keep in mind, in order to rant you need not truth or evidence or a grasp of any language. All you need is a CAPS LOCK and a whole lot of drama.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

True that kiddo,thanks for the lesson in humility.(Jer)

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

( yeah, I had smoked the blessed herb, and believe in leagalization,but it does not dominate my life,it's just part of it,like reading,working,taking the occasional dump)

Dude! Got any on ya? :shock:

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

I have tried to wrap my mind around this, only to find that my translator killed itself.

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 277

Keep in mind, in order to rant you need not truth or evidence or a grasp of any language. All you need is a CAPS LOCK and a whole lot of drama.

To paraphrase someone to whom I cannot put a name, "Facts are irrelevant. Most people would rather have a single soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts".

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

( yeah, I had smoked the blessed herb, and believe in leagalization,but it does not dominate my life,it's just part of it,like reading,working,taking the occasional dump)

Dude! Got any on ya? :shock:

I have to read Jer's posts aloud to figure out what they're about... Previously I had to wait for people to reply to him and figure it out from their context...

Oh, I'm holding, everyone's invited :)

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

To paraphrase someone to whom I cannot put a name, "Facts are irrelevant. Most people would rather have a single soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts".

This is the goddamn truth.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

etc.etc.blah,blah.

Here's a hanky. No, no. You can keep it. :arrow:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Fursecution is a state of mind, not a state of reality. Thus, reality-based facts are irrelevant, all you need is a big helping of OMG TeH Drama!

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

etc.etc.blah,blah.

Here's a hanky. No, no. You can keep it. :arrow:

You know where you can shove that hanky of your's don't you, Mister AFF Mole?

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

etc.etc.blah,blah.

Here's a hanky. No, no. You can keep it. :arrow:

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Well sunshine,we ALL know what you do with that hankie,no thanks pal,keep your ebola cultures to yourself,or you'll make the C.D.C. folks verrrrrry upset! :lol: You e.l.,if you put one tenth of an effort in your artwork that you put in your retty hate trips you might be... :shock: ..a better artist and a better human being! :P grow up worm boy!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

:oops: that should be PETTY hate trips! :wink:

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

there is an edit button

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Sooooorryyyy!pardon moi for not being computor godling :roll: it ain't how I type shnookums,it's WHAT I type that's important right now. :evil: now FOCUS!!! :twisted:

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

But focus on what I don't see anything to focus on ;_;

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

But focus on what I don't see anything to focus on ;_;

Stop picking on Jerry. It's not his fault - all of the cool kids were eating paint chips! :evil:

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Glmpse? you were in East point Ga. in the mid 1960s?Zowie kid,dead on!(plus the gold paint snorters too)oh,and dogthing..your'e on the wrong site,this is c.y.d., not whiney fan/pink boy superiority dance school..now,run along and go play in the mine-field..

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

I take it we don't let Jerry out often, eh guys?

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

I take it we don't let Jerry out often, eh guys?

Well, when he IS let out, he tends to get hauled off by the boys in white, and someone has to go break him back out again.

I've always imagined his posts with a friendly, hey-y'all deep-Southern accent myself. Since I can't understand southerners anyway, it kind of helps. :)

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Hey, that works! Jerry, you are hereby awesome.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Goh,and dogthing..your'e on the wrong site,this is c.y.d., not whiney fan/pink boy superiority dance school..now,run along and go play in the mine-field..

Hey, what did I do? :evil:

:cry:

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

Sorry kiddo(Dogthing) I did you wrong, :oops: I just get real cranky at times..oh,good..Here's Dr.Howard&Dr,Fine,&Dr.Howard...Weeeee!it's occupational threapy time!(really though guy, I thought you were dissing me,I'm so used to it lately,again my appologies!)

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Um, your posts would probably be a bit more readable if you put a space after commas and periods. I think that's the main reason why you probably get dissed and such, is that we can't read the content of your posts if they are not visually easy to read.

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

Jerry Collins sounds like the Evil Mad Bomber who bombs at midnight.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Jerry Collins sounds like the Evil Mad Bomber who bombs at midnight.

Evil is good! Yeah baby!

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Sorry kiddo(Dogthing) I did you wrong, :oops: I just get real cranky at times..oh,good..Here's Dr.Howard&Dr,Fine,&Dr.Howard...Weeeee!it's occupational threapy time!(really though guy, I thought you were dissing me,I'm so used to it lately,again my appologies!)

:) All's cool.

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

group hug!

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

group hug!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

:oops: To the folks at c.y.d.; To tell the truth guys,when I started this thread ,it was to demonstrate what a bunch of finks "teh phurries" can be,but alas,it must have come across as a bunch of belly-ache-ing and whinging,my appologies for my misguided attempts,thank you guys for keeping me humble. I just wanted to show what a bunch of judgemental,petty.traitorous lout they were....and became as rotten as them!May Jah Bless all here.(Jer)

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

Well sunshine,we ALL know what you do with that hankie,no thanks pal,keep your ebola cultures to yourself,or you'll make the C.D.C. folks verrrrrry upset! :lol: You e.l.,if you put one tenth of an effort in your artwork that you put in your retty hate trips you might be... :shock: ..a better artist and a better human being! :P grow up worm boy!

LOL! WTH? Man, I go away for a couple of weeks not reading what the reply to what I wrote was and this was it?

FUNNY.

And what's this about AFF anyway? I haven't even read or posted to it in months I believe until today. (BTW, nice work in the new Genus, NOT).

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

simply put,E.L., your'e a fool who worships at the false idol of his own ignorance,you defend Naylor,and he IS a racist,your'e so busy thinking up snappy comebacks that you can't take your own life into retrospect,you judge others when you have many,many gaffs,failures,and misdeeds of your own making...there is only one thing left to me to do.....ignore you, and thereby erase you from my reality.from now on,you are nothing but a fictional being created by one of the c.y.d. contributors as a JOKE!but ,before I shove you out the airlock,I'll say this for the FINAL time: "If you put as much effort and energy into your artwork as you do your hate,ego,and vainity,you WILL become a better artist,and a human being." Having said that,when I see evidence of you acting more like a decent human being,then I'll acknowledge your existance....till then...Ebony who?????

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

simply put,E.L., your'e a fool who worships at the false idol of his own ignorance,you defend Naylor,and he IS a racist,your'e so busy thinking up snappy comebacks that you can't take your own life into retrospect,you judge others when you have many,many gaffs,failures,and misdeeds of your own making...there is only one thing left to me to do.....ignore you, and thereby erase you from my reality.from now on,you are nothing but a fictional being created by one of the c.y.d. contributors as a JOKE!but ,before I shove you out the airlock,I'll say this for the FINAL time: "If you put as much effort and energy into your artwork as you do your hate,ego,and vainity,you WILL become a better artist,and a human being." Having said that,when I see evidence of you acting more like a decent human being,then I'll acknowledge your existance....till then...Ebony who?????

Defend Naylor? Feh, I can give to squats about em, hense why I never say anthing about him.

And frankly, I have ZERO idea what the heck you're talking about on a.f.f. I bearly read it anymore, and still have no more clue as to what you were talking about (thanks to your excellent communication skills) nor do I really care and won't be losing any sleep about it.

And if you're high enough to think you can shove a fictional being out of an imaginary airlock, then that explains the crap I just paid $3 for in Genus. There should be more than the Adults Only warnings on those things, a heads up of when you're going to have some sketches published would be appreciated.

And if you hadn't noticed, I wasn't the only one telling you to kill the drama and write more in a way that makes sense either. I told you, my problem with you is mainly focused on the work you have published and I feel stupid for buying (since you have no idea what'll appear in a furry anthology until you acutally pay for it), not your odd personality quorks. Those I can care less about. It's the lost of the cash I'm more peeved at.

But then, maybe that's more Radio's fault than yours for publishing sketches in the first place, so maybe my bitchiness is misdirected.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

TAKE IT TO ANOTHER ROOM OR YOU CAN'T EAT AT THE GROWN UP TABLE ANY MORE.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

:lol: :lol: :lol: ahhh,the funniest thing Iv'e read since Bruce McCall's & Gahan Wilson's stuff from the old National Lampoon! Brilliant!To whoever thought up this "Ebony L" Character gets my vote for the best c.y.d. hoax ever!I mean really,this guy is an unbelievably funny caricature of "teh phurries" :D !Funny!Funny!wow! :lol: :lol: :lol: No real person can actually think like that and still function in society(about my only complaint about the character) but, still, a brilliant parody! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

:lol: :lol: :lol: ahhh,the funniest thing Iv'e read since Bruce McCall's & Gahan Wilson's stuff from the old National Lampoon! Brilliant!To whoever thought up this "Ebony L" Character gets my vote for the best c.y.d. hoax ever!I mean really,this guy is an unbelievably funny caricature of "teh phurries" :D !Funny!Funny!wow! :lol: :lol: :lol: No real person can actually think like that and still function in society(about my only complaint about the character) but, still, a brilliant parody! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why thank you for the compliment (and the welcome critique) :D

Yes, I'm the one who created that character. It was my first time trying such a project, so I didn't expect it to be perfect, but I feel it came out better than I'd hoped. I'm not sure if I'll do anything like that again, since I'm kind of bored with the concept, and I've pretty much let this one roam free and take it's course. Some might say that's being irresponsible, but I think true art can take on a life of it's own even past the hands of it's creator.

Any comments, suggestions, verbal blowjobs or critiques are always welcome!

- EbonyLeopard is © Skunkfuckers Inc.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

EbonyLeopard is © Skunkfuckers Inc.

I'd never thought I'd see the day where Skunk Kitty would own Shawntae Howard. :lol: What are you going to do now that you have the rights to Extinctioners?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

EbonyLeopard is © Skunkfuckers Inc.

I'd never thought I'd see the day where Skunk Kitty would own Shawntae Howard. :lol: What are you going to do now that you have the rights to Extinctioners?

Turn over the creative and artistic reins to Rob Liefield, then spin off half a dozen other books before launching an alternate universe version called Ultimate Extinctioners.

I'm also hoping to tap Warren Ellis to scribe one of the titles, as I'm sure he'll jump at the chance to work on such a project :twisted:

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

It was the Brilliant Krikfalusi-esque obsession with the $3.00, :lol: my sides are still hurting! :D Funny stuff!Lovely hoax!I mean,think about it,a nurdy uber Erkle,hanging out with a bunch of white supreamist loonies,obsessed with losing $3 to arival artist?Wow!funny,funny stuff..thank you S.F-er!

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Wait what

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

EbonyLeopard is © Skunkfuckers Inc.

I'd never thought I'd see the day where Skunk Kitty would own Shawntae Howard. :lol: What are you going to do now that you have the rights to Extinctioners?

Turn over the creative and artistic reins to Rob Liefield, then spin off half a dozen other books before launching an alternate universe version called Ultimate Extinctioners.
I'm also hoping to tap Warren Ellis to scribe one of the titles, as I'm sure he'll jump at the chance to work on such a project :twisted:

No way! Get Civasco to write and draw an alternative universe of Extinctioners where there's interspecies romance between a human male and one or more of the female anthro animal characters done in the horrifically inked art style that only Civasco can produce.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

TAKE IT TO ANOTHER ROOM OR YOU CAN'T EAT AT THE GROWN UP TABLE ANY MORE.

My lack of replying had more to do with having work to do than what you said, though I wasn't planning on posting anything else anyway since my feelings on the topic were expressed.

There's only one person that 'owns' me and that'd be the tied to my religious beliefs.

Though I have to admit, typing in all caps is definitely one way of getting your point across.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

EbonyLeopard is © Skunkfuckers Inc.

I'd never thought I'd see the day where Skunk Kitty would own Shawntae Howard. :lol: What are you going to do now that you have the rights to Extinctioners?

Turn over the creative and artistic reins to Rob Liefield, then spin off half a dozen other books before launching an alternate universe version called Ultimate Extinctioners.
I'm also hoping to tap Warren Ellis to scribe one of the titles, as I'm sure he'll jump at the chance to work on such a project :twisted:

No way! Get Civasco to write and draw an alternative universe of Extinctioners where there's interspecies romance between a human male and one or more of the female anthro animal characters done in the horrifically inked art style that only Civasco can produce.

For the record on that, I have nothing to do with that. He's just doing that on his own. First I had heard about it was when he posted it on VCL.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

No way! Get Civasco to write and draw an alternative universe of Extinctioners where there's interspecies romance between a human male and one or more of the female anthro animal characters done in the horrifically inked art style that only Civasco can produce.

Dude, I'm into the interspecies. If I have to pick one I'm claiming that as my fetish, okay?

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

Dude, I'm into the interspecies. If I have to pick one I'm claiming that as my fetish, okay?

Ah, ok, but I won't be doing it.

I've done adult art, but it's really not my cup of tea overall.
I've done 2 comic stories, both of which I think sucked and any regular pictures were probably by request than just me doing it on my own.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

I'm also hoping to tap Warren Ellis to scribe one of the titles, as I'm sure he'll jump at the chance to work on such a project :twisted:

more like he'd jump at the chance to piss all over your face am i rite

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Dude, I'm into the interspecies. If I have to pick one I'm claiming that as my fetish, okay?

Ah, ok, but I won't be doing it.

I've done adult art, but it's really not my cup of tea overall.
I've done 2 comic stories, both of which I think sucked and any regular pictures were probably by request than just me doing it on my own.

Uh... huh?

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

To Skunkfuckers inc:; Dude! THIS IS THE GREATEST SATIRE I'VE SEEN IN AGES! :lol: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:How in heck do you keep the character of E.L. so consistant?the continuity is sharp!Oh,and as to" who owns him"...have you desided on C'thulhu or Sutek?or just ol' Mr. Lucy-fur '?Again dude,Ebony Leopard is the funniest 'toon villian since Miyazaki's version of Prof.Moriarty,Snidely Whiplash,or Jack Spicer from "Xiao lin showdown"! Keep up the good work Skunkfuckers Inc. !Funny stuff! :D

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Mr. Lucy-fur

Sounds like a name for a fursona... :cry: