Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/

A dorky looking spazzo kid with no brain.

You just KNOW that all it would take is for someone to plop a Doug Winger print onto his lap and WHAMMO! Instant Furry!!

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

A little sexual frustration, some house pets, and there you have it.

And of course the doug winger prints.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

Fresh meat for the furries. He's one step closer to the edge, and he's about to break. :shock:

I propose an experiment. While I am against experiments upon human beings, the thing growing out of the back of his head lends question to whether or not he might be human, so reflexively, it's fine and good and moral.

Introduce him to something mildly anthro. Record results.

If/when he asks for more, record results and give him some Doug Winger.

If/when he still asks for more, run.

Experiment complete.

no wait thats a bad idea nevermind

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Fresh meat for the furries. He's one step closer to the edge, and he's about to break. :shock:

I propose an experiment. While I am against experiments upon human beings, the thing growing out of the back of his head lends question to whether or not he might be human, so reflexively, it's fine and good and moral.

Introduce him to something mildly anthro. Record results.

If/when he asks for more, record results and give him some Doug Winger.

If/when he still asks for more, run.

Experiment complete.

no wait thats a bad idea nevermind

That's when you break the glass on the cabinet, punch your fist against the big yellow button inside, making all the multi-ton blast-proof concrete & steel doors slam down, and start the countdown to the nuclear device.

Society must be protected.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

I don't see a potential furry recruit. I just see a dumbass. A dumbass with the best guestbook in the world, that is.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

That's when you break the glass on the cabinet, punch your fist against the big yellow button inside, making all the multi-ton blast-proof concrete & steel doors slam down, and start the countdown to the nuclear device.

Society must be protected.

I'm thinking an ELF cannon to vaporize him and disinfect the immediate thirty feet around him.

I love ELFs. (Not elf pr0n*)

*i love elf pr0n.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I don't see a potential furry recruit. I just see a dumbass. A dumbass with the best guestbook in the world, that is.

I see a lonely kid who needs a friend ripe for being taken advantage of by people who gave up on ever being happy and whole themselves a long time ago. Sort of like those hopeful people who end up going down hard in Hollywood surrounded by really bad examples. I hope that it goes the better way for him, but given these days of the Internet... I hope some of the people in furry don't get their claws in him. He'll be a virgin still at 30 and trying to draw more kids in. But you just know that by bringing him into mention here, some problem furs will be jonesing to do this kid with K-Y. (severe indefinite shuddering in fear)

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

I might be cynical, but I still see only a hoax.

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

I might be cynical, but I still see only a hoax.

It is, that picture's been floating around the SA forums for a while now.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

I might be cynical, but I still see only a hoax.

Me too.

Or a lost bet between him and his schoolyard buddies.

DA · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 320

does the page crash anyone else's browser? my comp screams everytime I try to look :lol:

angel-paws · Recusant Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 19

poor fella, i think he got no friends, he's to young for putting ads like this on the internet... :(