Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

for attempting to make plot with the most plotless of comics.

I swear, all four of these dumb fuckers must have graduated from the same goddamn online art college - assuming they weren't just from the same damaged breeding stock in the first place. Okay, you've got the tools to do lens flares/outer glow layer effects, but NONE of you people can pull the rainbows out of your asses long enough to manage some fucking text anti-aliasing? (Here RailFoxen realizes his brain is just blocking out the World's Most Unerotic Porn.) And it is supposed to be witty that Temple and Gilrog always do exactly the same comic at exactly the same time?

But no. All four artists. It's not the erotic/horribly unerotic dichotomy of these artists' work. It's the fact they dress it up to look... egh. For Chrissakes, this is like looking at Peanuts if Schulz was a sex fiend. All the plot of Cathy with the razor wit of Family Circus. This is what the comic section of the newspaper looks like in HELL.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Now you too can draw and write just like Gene Catlow or KatEllis! Just follow these simple rules:

1. All art must be cutesy as if trying to draw for children. This will be your distinction once you start to draw porn.

2. Anti-aliasing is the tool of Satan. To suggest that digitally images and text can be smooth and unpixelated is complete and utter blasphemy.

3. All coloring of images must be flat. To do otherwise would suggest that characters might have something called anatomy and this just wouldn't do.

4. Make your stories convoluted and cheesy yet involve sex. Remember, sex sells. Just ask Urban Hermit.

5. Don't be affraid to include cliches in your work. Doing so means you know what makes a good web comic.

6. Include a few basic Photoshop filters if you must, but keep them pixelated as if you were using a version of Photoshop older then 4.0 and at all costs refrain from shading your characters.

7. Be sure to include gratuitous furry words like "headfur" and "yiff", only then will people know that you are a truly furry artist.

Just follow these easy steps and soon there will be nothing seperating you from the great comic book artist Albrecht Dürer!

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

People get off on this shit? :? I'd compare this to having sex with your grandmother.

Lazarian · Qualificator Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 21

People get off on this shit? :? I'd compare this to having sex with your grandmother.

Or mother-in-law.

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Richard-Katellis/Shirlees_Mom2004f.gif

Family reunions with these guys must be a riot.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

As I've said before, the art style conflicts big time with the subject matter. It's like watching the muppets or Rocky and Bullwinkle fuck. It's just creepy...

Zeis Montero · Rasophore Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 54

and now to wait for the inevitable wife-swapping comic while Poodlemom diddles in the background.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

for attempting to make plot with the most plotless of comics.

I swear, all four of these dumb fuckers must have graduated from the same goddamn online art college - assuming they weren't just from the same damaged breeding stock in the first place. Okay, you've got the tools to do lens flares/outer glow layer effects, but NONE of you people can pull the rainbows out of your asses long enough to manage some fucking text anti-aliasing? (Here RailFoxen realizes his brain is just blocking out the World's Most Unerotic Porn.) And it is supposed to be witty that Temple and Gilrog always do exactly the same comic at exactly the same time?

But ya just can't stop not looking at it. It calls to yooooou. :twisted:
But no. All four artists. It's not the erotic/horribly unerotic dichotomy of these artists' work. It's the fact they dress it up to look... egh. For Chrissakes, this is like looking at Peanuts if Schulz was a sex fiend. All the plot of Cathy with the razor wit of Family Circus. This is what the comic section of the newspaper looks like in HELL.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

People get off on this shit? :? I'd compare this to having sex with your grandmother.

LOL, (Sorta twisted thought) but, you know at the rate kids are having kids, a grandmother could be only as old as 30, in which case could mean grandma could be not so bad. :wink:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Holy crap I hate this comic. It's like badly drawn muppet babies having sex ALL THE TIME. Plot? Who needs a plot when you have a MS Paint-coloured mouse naughty bits, and the infamous Poodle Mom?

Goofy · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 55

Click here to listen to some delicious David Cross goodness.

(Had to make a html file because the server doesn't allow direct linking to sounds unless from the host.)

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Click here to listen to some delicious David Cross goodness.

Reminds me of something from Dave Attel's standup

Last time I was in Mississippi a man was arrested for having sex with a cow. He was arrested for it! ..That means he was warned several times!
..I wouldn't have sex with a cow.. I would have sex with a horse.. because a horse is a beautiful animal... and you'll always know you'll have a ride home.