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Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

I don't know from where I've got this link.. this forum, SA? Anyway, it's a complete riot. Probably the most inept attempt to social dance I've ever seen... IN FURSUITS (and no, I was never been to a furry convention).

There's more on this server, but I haven't seen these yet.

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Eurofurence/EF8/Dance/Dance07_Mystifur_Catcoon_Chez_Varric_misc.mpg

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Eurofurence/EF8/Dance/

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I haven't seen the other files, but that one you linked to prooves that I am not the world's worst dancer anymore. These guys couldn't dance to save their souls. You know... when you turn off the sound it almost looks like one of those nature videos (especially when the cameraman turns on the nightvision).

Natureguy: "And here we see two males of the genus Clausetus Geifrikius in what appears to be a primitive form of a courtship dance. The difference being of course that this bizarre mating ritual will not result in offspring, but with specimens this hideous, who would want that? Thus mother nature in her most ineffable wisdom, finds ways of preventing inferior chromosomes from re-entering the gene pool."

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

That wasn't just bad, it was dull.

There wasn't even enough action in that footage to cut a Moby video.

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

..why did I sit through that?

It was horribly boring. Idiots swaying back and forth to some indiscernable noise. I can see that shit at ANY dance. Boo-urns! Boo-urns!

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

I don't know from where I've got this link.. this forum, SA? Anyway, it's a complete riot. Probably the most inept attempt to social dance I've ever seen... IN FURSUITS (and no, I was never been to a furry convention).

There's more on this server, but I haven't seen these yet.

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Eurofurence/EF8/Dance/Dance07_Mystifur_Catcoon_Chez_Varric_misc.mpg

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Eurofurence/EF8/Dance/

Heh.

I brought up the fact of these videos over a year ago.

I said it once and I'll say it again, "There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'".

:twisted:

Zounds · Qualificator Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 5

Jesus @ the size of the file. Admittedly, I'm not on dialup anymore, but it still took up a good ... say ... thirty seconds of my life waiting for the thing to finish. ... and those are precious seconds there, because unlike women, I can't multitask, so when something's downloading, I have to sit and watch the bar go down whilst drooling comatosely.

... and it's disturbing to recognize that furryism does indeed exist beyond the realms of the Internet. Seriously, though, that dancing was shit. Anybody can walk around really slowly waving their arms mysteriously. Why did anybody think to create a near-40mb file of it?

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

WHAT?! No hot, kinky grinding of the hips? No paw to ass slams of carnal lust? No prancing?

Furries are supposed to be on the lowest rung of sexual decency. This looks more like a Young Republicans dance.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

WHAT?! No hot, kinky grinding of the hips? No paw to ass slams of carnal lust? No prancing?

Furries are supposed to be on the lowest rung of sexual decency. This looks more like a Young Republicans dance.

Man, you don't know what you're saying... David Gonterman is a (not so) Young Republican Gay Commando, and believe me, you just don't want to question his grapefruits.

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Eurofurence/EF8/Dance/Dance01_Catcoon_2002.08.18_02-20-21.mpg

Here you go: in the last 20 seconds there's an amazingly stupid shot of a barefoot fat beardy idiot in a huge glasses (I AM A WOLF OKAY) with a topless skinny guy, and the Skinny is hopping on his four around - on a leash.

And this storage is just FUCKIN' HUGE. There are literally THOUSANDS of files from a dozens of a furry cons... so, Michael "Motherfucking" Hirties, maybe you drop a link or two more?

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

Here you go: in the last 20 seconds there's an amazingly stupid shot of a barefoot fat beardy idiot in a huge glasses (I AM A WOLF OKAY) with a topless skinny guy, and the Skinny is hopping on his four around - on a leash.

Drat! That file is 75MB, and at a 8k/sec download I think I'll pass on this one.

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

What was the deal with the guy laying on the ground and the fursuiters trying to revive him?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

What was the deal with the guy laying on the ground and the fursuiters trying to revive him?

hahaha, I thought you said you'd pass/

TEMPTATION WAS TOO MUCH.

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

hahaha, I thought you said you'd pass

I got a fragment of the beginning after I aborted the download :wink:

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

What was the deal with the guy laying on the ground and the fursuiters trying to revive him?

Well it's common courtesy to make sure the other person is conscious before yiffage can commence. Don't you agree? :lol:

I thought that the fat guy with the skinny shirtless dude on a leash coming out near the end was funny. I can only hear two seconds of the next song but I can tell it's "The Final Countdown" by Europe.

doubtingwolf · Rasophore Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 57

Get the ".low.rm" versions, for the blur and choppiness helps protect the eyes. :)

Plus, since it's pretty obvious what the content will look like, why not save the wait.

Griphonix · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 50

I don't know from where I've got this link.. this forum, SA? Anyway, it's a complete riot. Probably the most inept attempt to social dance I've ever seen... IN FURSUITS (and no, I was never been to a furry convention).

There's more on this server, but I haven't seen these yet.

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Eurofurence/EF8/Dance/Dance07_Mystifur_Catcoon_Chez_Varric_misc.mpg

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Eurofurence/EF8/Dance/

:? Even the spiderbait video has better furry dancing than that.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

I thought that the fat guy with the skinny shirtless dude on a leash coming out near the end was funny. I can only hear two seconds of the next song but I can tell it's "The Final Countdown" by Europe.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (now in .rm) ;)

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Not so much dancing as a lot of swaying and random spasms. The only ones doing anything were leash boy with his dork daddy, and the two freaks in the fursuits. My favorite was the white fursuiter repeatedly trying (and failing) to jump over leash boy. Maybe it's some kind of furry mating ritual.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I wonder if anyone else has noticed that if you go up a few directories on that site, you can find all manner of furry related videos among other things.

I think I can finally compose that music video now. Weee!

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

I thought that the fat guy with the skinny shirtless dude on a leash coming out near the end was funny. I can only hear two seconds of the next song but I can tell it's "The Final Countdown" by Europe.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (now in .rm) ;)

Alright! I see what you're talking about now, although I'm more offended at their taste in music than their dancing.

I mean, why not something along the lines of "Closer," by NIN? They could really shake their tails to something depressing, depraved and sex crazed.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I'm pretty sure that actual gay men would be thoroughly offended that the furries have stolen not only their sexuality, but their dance music as well. I think the primary evidence to the theory of "Jailhouse Gay" versus "Actually Gay" is that these people couldn't dance to save their life. I'm willing to bet their drapes are not tastefully chosen to match the carpet and wallpaper either.

Goofy · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 55

This once again fulfills my theory that if you add furries to add thing, it will make it lame.

I respect people who can dance, or even people who have the nerve to al least try and dance. But watching furry fanatics dance is the stupidest thing I've ever seen... And I've watched mexican wrestling.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Alright! I see what you're talking about now, although I'm more offended at their taste in music than their dancing.

I mean, why not something along the lines of "Closer," by NIN? They could really shake their tails to something depressing, depraved and sex crazed.

Damn it, I like "The Final Countdown", but I don't think that the original version by Europe is nearly as dance-able as the remixes of that song by Laibach or Captain Cozmo.

Seeing "Closer" played at a furry dance would very fitting (especially with the line about wanting to fuck you like an animal), but it would also be very disturbing. It'd be like a furry S&M show, but alas I repeat myself.

I'm pretty sure that actual gay men would be thoroughly offended that the furries have stolen not only their sexuality, but their dance music as well. I think the primary evidence to the theory of "Jailhouse Gay" versus "Actually Gay" is that these people couldn't dance to save their life. I'm willing to bet their drapes are not tastefully chosen to match the carpet and wallpaper either.

This looks like this is a job for Fab Eye for the Furry Guy! Five men Daysan, Darius, Heath, Tino and Zeph dedicated to turning ordinary, pathetic, fashionless, jailhouse gay furries from drap to fab!

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Running 'Closer' would work as it, wow, mentions animals and fucking, but I think the rest of the lyrics ruin it for the crowd. Remember, it comes from 'The Downward Spiral', which eventually ends in the main character commiting suicide - and this is just a step along the way. It's about escaping from 'my whole existance is flawed'. I think it comes just a little too close to reality for most furries.

That said... I'll be shocked and surprised if they don't manage to run 'Ain't Nothing But Mammals'. Furry dances I've seen footage from seem to tend toward fun and happy music. Or shit they grew up with - and with so many of 'em pushing 40 these days...

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

That said... I'll be shocked and surprised if they don't manage to run 'Ain't Nothing But Mammals'. Furry dances I've seen footage from seem to tend toward fun and happy music. Or shit they grew up with - and with so many of 'em pushing 40 these days...

I'm positive that is run at any furry convention - anywhere. I loved Bloodhound Gang - they were a twisted, immature version of "Ween' (As if that's possible). Then, I heard this song playing at the dance to that con I went to. If there is truly a 'hang-dog' expression, I wore this, then.

A much better song for a con would be by the Disturbingly Lonesome Cowboys:

Why'd you fuck Ol' Blue?
What'd he ever do to you?
He was a good ol' pup,
Until you fucked him up.
Why'd you fuck Ol' Blue?

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

Here you go: in the last 20 seconds there's an amazingly stupid shot of a barefoot fat beardy idiot in a huge glasses (I AM A WOLF OKAY) with a topless skinny guy, and the Skinny is hopping on his four around - on a leash.

Oh

my

god!

It's like a real live stage version of one of Shawn Keller's animations!

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

"Master says furry isn't about fetishes."

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

CLICK HERE NOW to get an amazing video of a bunch of ugly adult men doing a retarded circle fag dance, filming it and posting for everybody to watch - for a low low LOW price of only 42 megabytes... As seen on national Internet!

Check out a wolf guy having a second thoughs about what he's doing there... I first thought he got tired of these 2 minutes of a hard walking around, but now I think maybe he wasn't retarded enough. And seriously, it's of course nothing special. Just a group of a dorky looking, fat and/or balding guys in animal costumes doing a real silly things... usual stuff, and nothing really bizzare.

Oh, and it's called a "fursuit dance panel". Yeah.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

CLICK HERE NOW to get an amazing video of a bunch of ugly adult men doing a retarded circle fag dance, filming it and posting for everybody to watch - for a low low LOW price of only 42 megabytes... As seen on national Internet!

I wish I could laugh, but I'm too busy crying. It's so very bad...

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

Oh, and it's called a "fursuit dance panel". Yeah.

I would never join hands with a fursuiter wearing shorts. I recall what that tends to indicate.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

CLICK HERE NOW to get an amazing video of a bunch of ugly adult men doing a retarded circle fag dance, filming it and posting for everybody to watch - for a low low LOW price of only 42 megabytes... As seen on national Internet!

This is quite possibly the most retarded fursuit dance number since that horse and dwarf who danced arround to "Return to Innocence" at Mephit Furmeet. Just looking at it makes me dizzy. It's like something out of "Freaks". I wouldn't be surprised if they ended the number by passing arround the Loving Cup while chanting "One of us! One of us!"

It'd be different if they just stayed where they were in a cricle and had each one take turns going into the center, do a number, and then go back out to the circle. Perhaps even if they played a little Midnight Star. Then it'd ressemble an actual dance circle. As it is, it looks like a pathetic attempt to create a form of culture. I think the wolf guy had the right idea.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

:arrow: Requesting gif of that guy in the bearsuit that does insane breakdancing on a sidewalk

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Wel, I finally caved and watched teh damn video... and I must certinly say, not only do I agre with the wolf guy, but what the FUCK. THe guy that wasn't in suit that was selected danced like a drunken... seasponge.

I'm only sorely dissapointed some of htem didn't but out the John Travolta disco moves.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Well, I mean, it COULD be wore...