Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

Hi guys I was just wondering about the epic story in Better Days that's running right now.
http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/chapter_11_armed_and_amorous/index.html

And just wondered if anyone else was pretty sure someone is gonna get shot. I mean the story has been going on since October and looks like it still has a way's to go and it doesn't even look like Jay's got a point behind this one other than it's okay for Mister Sexycatto cheat on his wife as long as she's a bitch.

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

Well, he already fucked his sister, and his mom is feeling bad, so maybe he'll forgive her, then sex her up.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Remember; At Better Days, Incest is Best, along with Rush Limbaugh and strap-ons.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

To be honest, I think I may be desensitized to this kinda crap. Better Days doesn't faze me one bit.

Tass · Qualificator Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 35

You know, I just look at the art style and it bores me..

All of them, have the EXACT SAME EYES..

THE SIZE OF DISHPLATES NONETHELESS.

I woulden't MIND if it was well written..

But Incest?

PISSHAAAAW..
Read Hamlet, read just about old literature..
There was PLENTY of incest..

It was commonplace.

It's boring..

Atleast he could do something INTERESTING, like a lasting relationship between him and his sister, causing harm to his outwardly social life and making him an introverted perve..

BUT THAT WOULD BE LITERATURE.

This, apperantly, is somewhat real life.

Which, to my knowledge, is BORING AS FUCK.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

Some trite "life lesson" will be shoved down our throats through tedious monolouges and everyone will be "better" because of it, despite the subject, whether it be fucking your sister or having your mother sleep around. There will apparently be no real consequences for the "good guys" and the "bad guys" will "get what's coming to them." Then the next chapter comes around with no mention of what happened in the previous chapter. Repeat.

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

Some trite "life lesson" will be shoved down our throats through tedious monolouges and everyone will be "better" because of it, despite the subject, whether it be fucking your sister or having your mother sleep around. There will apparently be no real consequences for the "good guys" and the "bad guys" will "get what's coming to them." Then the next chapter comes around with no mention of what happened in the previous chapter. Repeat.

So Jay has combined the retarded nature of "Garfield", the preachyness of "Ziggy", "BC", and to a lesser extent "Family Circus", while upholding (thankfully) a reverse mantra of "The Bookdocks." Hell, he should be on Keenspace any day now..

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

Wouldn't it be great if evil mom fought Jay's mom in Gymkata battle to the death. Now that would spice this movie up.

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

Don't you guys get it? Jay's using incest as a METAPHOR, for how conservatives actually are sexually attracted to and want to fuck liberals, and liberals constantly try to coerce the conservatives into doing it, but the conservatives feel all guilty about it but get a dirty pleasure out of it and that's going to be the downfall of America. If all goes well, the main character's sister should be dead by the end of this plotloop. I forgot their names.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

The answer is: JAY NAYLOR FUCKS HIS SISTER

Goofy · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 55

The incest isn't what concerns me. I want to know why the comic is called 'Better Days' when hardly anyone in it smiles? 'We Look Fucking Morose' is a better name.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I find the incest fascinating, not because of the fact it's there, but because he claims this crap is autobiographical! I mean, this is great! Dr Phil would roll over in his grave. What? Dr. Phil is still alive? Oh, crap.

Anyway, I think hI have the perfect resolution to the so-called conflict-

TWO MOMS ENTER THUNDERDOME- ONE MOM LEAVES.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

The incest isn't what concerns me. I want to know why the comic is called 'Better Days' when hardly anyone in it smiles? 'We Look Fucking Morose' is a better name.

Yeah, I noticed that, too. The only time I can remember characters smiling was after the brother-sister fuckfest, which just raises more comments...

TWO MOMS ENTER THUNDERDOME- ONE MOM LEAVES.

"Starring Lou Diamond Phillips! Rated R!"

Goofy · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 55

Also, something else (other than the incest) disturbs me about this comic...

Why is the maple syrup bottle talking?

That's taking anthro to new levels!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

Also, something else (other than the incest) disturbs me about this comic...

Why is the maple syrup bottle talking?

That's taking anthro to new levels!

Now featuring Mrs. Butterworth fetish porn!!!

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

I've been pondering this, for fun, in the muck for months! =)

My favorite suggestion was that they'd end up in "Cheaters" and have a bitchfight on camera! Just before the private eye got involved.

And then, since Fisk's mom fucked with the neighbor biatch's husband.. Fisk would then fuck the biatch! =)

The Neighbor could also blow away his wife and marry Sheila.. and they all elope to.. Canada! =)
Then the neighbor's kid would become Fisk's brother and they could have an incestous threesome with Lucy! =)

Son of Error · Qualificator Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 4

I had the delightful result of that link showing me nothing but text. Thank you Firefox! After reposting it to IE's rotten corpse I understood what you were talking about. Ah...interesting.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Close the windows, the fanboys are getting in. :(