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Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

I'll give a free commission to anyone who donates me enough money for a Deviant Art Submission. Three Months minimum. I would have paid for it myself tonight, but I have more bills than paycheck.

Of course, dA is basically free, but I think David's worrying they gonna kick him out if he don't pay the art mafia.

And as I state on the Deviations, if the DA Brass has anything that needs changes. I invite them to let me know so I can correct it post haste and not get me banned. Remember, not only am I being curteous, I am a _paying_ customer.

For now however, Scarlet PI pic for only $50! I think it's a real bargain.

In the continuing strip, Scarlet PI-wearing "Jim" finally goes gay for himself... Or something. licksmootch

Well, two questions: One, who in his or her right mind would want to impersonate me? Name me one person who would _want_ to imitate my style. I'd love to see one Art Thief who actually considers me to be a target; becuase I'm sure that all of them use the same PoE-inspired Hurr Hurr lines whenever my name is mentioned. And Two, what would you expect me to be? I'm certain that, if you tell me what you think I am, I'd return and say that you don't know me at all. Some may say that I've changed in recent years, with the thanks to getting perscribed to Celexa, but some may say that's a good thing.

And if you think I'm homophobic, then you _really_ don't know me; I have about a dozen people in my home town that actually thinks I'm _gay_ for every one for whom 100% of what they think of me is the scenes with Zoicite in SMAK, and they're blind to every other opinion or even reality. I may not be PC, but I'm far from what my old fanficts paint me as.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Okay I'll just give you my money davie... hey waitaminute!

This is too good, fact more fucked up than fiction.

Goofy · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 55

Anyone wanting to donate money to Gonterman has probably already lost their wallet to the "wallet inspector".

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

I'll give a free commission to anyone who donates me enough money for a Deviant Art Submission. Three Months minimum. I would have paid for it myself tonight, but I have more bills than paycheck.

Of course, dA is basically free, but I think David's worrying they gonna kick him out if he don't pay the art mafia.

For now however, Scarlet PI pic for only $50! I think it's a real bargain.

SOLD AMERICAN! Having a badly designed/posed/drawn/coloured anime fox chick adorn my desktop is far cooler than my crappy ass Halo background. Fuck you, Masterchief, you don't have Gonterman grace or Gonterman style!

Gag...anyway, there actually IS something appealing about a commission from Gonterman. What a great conversation piece! "Why yes, that's my self portrait as done by the artist Dave Gonterman. A five year old? No sir, try thirty five!" Then again, I could probably hire an actual five year old for some of the bad candy in my Easter basket...

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

David Gonterman is the William Hung of the pen.

Oddly enough, like William Hung, people are dumb enough to pay for his shit.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

I wonder what a commision for a Gonterman would be... I think I'd like to ask for a picture of Allah killing George W. Bush with a gontergun or something.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

SOLD AMERICAN! Having a badly designed/posed/drawn/coloured anime fox chick adorn my desktop is far cooler than my crappy ass Halo background. Fuck you, Masterchief, you don't have Gonterman grace or Gonterman style!

You do know that Gonterman does do fan art and fiction from time to time. So he could do a picture of Masterchief for you, but he'd have to mix other series into there to create his signature Gonterman cross-over goodness.

Now imagine Masterchief has teamed up with Adam Packbell (armed with the Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts) and Sailor Moon and traveled to Outworld where Shao Kahn has formed a deadly alliance with the Skaarj from Unreal and Captain Hook. Now these two teams are in fierce competition to find the Soul Edge, for only the one who possesses it can free Princess Zelda from Doctor Robotnik.

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

You do know that Gonterman does do fan art and fiction from time to time. So he could do a picture of Masterchief for you, but he'd have to mix other series into there to create his signature Gonterman cross-over goodness.

Now imagine Masterchief has teamed up with Adam Packbell (armed with the Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts) and Sailor Moon and traveled to Outworld where Shao Kahn has formed a deadly alliance with the Skaarj from Unreal and Captain Hook. Now these two teams are in fierce competition to find the Soul Edge, for only the one who possesses it can free Princess Zelda from Doctor Robotnik.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Reposted - again - for your further edification.

1600x1200 images available upon request.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

I would rather shit broken glass than pay this fucker to draw something.

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

I'll give a free commission to anyone who donates me enough money for a Deviant Art Submission.

Oh! A free commission...for money.

Griphonix · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 50

Reposted - again - for your further edification.

1600x1200 images available upon request.

Does that head look really small to you?