Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

LunacyRemoval · Qualificator Joined: 02 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

... Okay, I'm new here, but I've been in several furry communities all over the web, for a while. And I'm just starting to see people... who MUST be jested over, and poked with sticks. I have nowhere to post this kind of thing, so I'm trying it out here. The following LJ'er is one of said people. I will be directing you to a post that does an exceptional job of explaining -why- he so desperately needs poked fun at.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/sciucaro/16331.html

All hail furry. We will soon be holding an election! Our leader shall be he with the sexiest fursuit! LOL. Folks, even other furries are telling this one he's insane. I don't know if this is even appropriate to these forums, but I don't see any specific guidelines anywhere. So, I'm trying. I just couldnt hold this one in.

:lol:

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Friend of yours?

LunacyRemoval · Qualificator Joined: 02 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

Friend of yours?

:D Oh yes, absolutely. :lol:

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

I don't know if this is even appropriate to these forums, but I don't see any specific guidelines anywhere. So, I'm trying. I just couldnt hold this one in.

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

Harmless. When the Nazi Furs come into power, then you have something to worry about.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Friend of yours?

:D Oh yes, absolutely. :lol:

You're a new poster, and I'd venture to say a furry. Now, there is nothing wrong with the first, and we'll ignore the seocnd.

You see, those two once applied to me as well, and I pulled similar. I would post what dumb aquintances or friends of friends had to say to watch 'Teh fursecuters' tear into them.

What I didn't realize was that associating with people who post such dumb ass things in the first place only looked bad upon me.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

He has an overinflated ego (duh) and seems to be insane. No sir, I don't like him.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Ah, that 'furry pride' thing I hear so much about. Don't worry, kids, he'll outgrow it in a few years, look back on it, and drive his head through a wall in embarassment. I mean, DAMN.

So, what do you think furry's score is, in driving people into depression versus taking them out of depression?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

Something tells me this guy was in 'Nam...

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

1. Yiffing. Some people in the Fandom, like me, usually feel especially randy over our friendly cartoon characters. Lola Bunny for example. Even I want her to perform Fellatio unto me.

Well, I can't argue with this one.

Though "Fellatio" is not a character from a play by Shakespeare :roll: Why oh why was the first letter capitilized then..? Alarming signal of pretentious fucktardary: +3 points.

4. Lifestyle. Throw away all of your current room furniture and replace it all with animal stuff. Go out of your home wearing bunny ears, do as you like to live your life, animalized.

I don't think your parents would let you do that.

5. Arts. Of course the arts. Aesop's stories, Mother Goose, The Lion King, Disney's Robin Hood, Jeremy Bernal, Eric W. Schwartz, anything of an artistic craftsmanship involving animals tweaks Furries.

I can't wrap my head fully around this one. Obviously he falls into the logic pit every true furry falls into, that anything that 'tweaks' their personal fetish MUST be in some small way fetish material in itself. This observation must be taken with a grain of salt considering the source of the claim; everything is going to be colored by their own fetishistic, self-centric view of the world.

Furthermore, I fear if you read between the lines "anything of an artistic craftsmanship involving animals" could also mean that anything involving animals has artistic craftsmanship. Notice the general low standards for 'passing', 'good' and 'excellent' art in furry. That's right, there really aren't!

Okay, I couldn't get much farther than that. I'm bored now.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Ah, that 'furry pride' thing I hear so much about. Don't worry, kids, he'll outgrow it in a few years, look back on it, and drive his head through a wall in embarassment. I mean, DAMN.

So, what do you think furry's score is, in driving people into depression versus taking them out of depression?

1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Dr. Online can help you die

I love you.

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

and I love Zeromancer.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

DUMBEST THREAD TITLE EVER

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

5. Arts. Of course the arts. Aesop's stories, Mother Goose, The Lion King, Disney's Robin Hood, Jeremy Bernal, Eric W. Schwartz, anything of an artistic craftsmanship involving animals tweaks Furries.

He ranks Eric Schwartz with Aesop?

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

Mother Goose and Jeremy Bernal are pretty damn similar as well.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

IMHO the best bit is this little gem from his user info:

SciuCaro: The Jesus of Furry

Though this is good, too:

Mission: To unite the Furry people into a full-fledged nation/culture.

Good luck, matey, don't get crucified too soon.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Wait, it took me this long to figure out that the LJ isn't some huge friggin' joke.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

HEIL FURRY