Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Octan · Qualificator Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 10

I figured you people could have a fair bit of fun with this:

http://home.telepath.com/~wanderer/imagine_furnetics/services.html

Dr. Mojo · Prattler Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 180

i dearly hope this is an april fools' joke

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Asshats. 'Digigrade' isn't even a word. Looks like a lot of effort to put into a make-believe session, but we all have hobbies.

doubtingwolf · Rasophore Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 57

Based out of Oklahoma.

Need we say more?

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

You know Werewolfs really aren't that great looking and I highly doubt looking like a fox is going to make your spouse happier. Plus Sheething humans have that to it's running around with no pants on in winter.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Someone tell Dennis Avner AKA Stalking Cat about this!

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

He's already living the high life.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

He's already living the high life.

I really wish the National Geographic and Discovery channels would stop putting him on, he gives me horrible nightmares every single time. I'd rather watch the show about the people who put their hands in a sack of bees.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

http://home.telepath.com/~wanderer/imagine_furnetics/services.html

Good prank, that. :)

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

He's already living the high life.

I've seen his personal ad before, and it always confuses me that he has "trans" under sex. He's obviously not transsexual (If so, the hormones are SO not working), and unless he's wearing panties and a bra under that fur suit he's not a transvestite either. I think he got confused...which is likely the understatement of the year.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Someone please tell me no one ACTUALLY FELL FOR THIS

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Someone please tell me no one ACTUALLY FELL FOR THIS

This reminds of the time when someone from POE randomly IM'd and started chatting with a kid who's obsessed with The Matrix. The guy convinced this kid that the Matrix is real and he's recruiting the kid to bring him into the 'real' world. To add to this, he had other people IM asking question and being generally suspicious sot the kid would think "agents" were on to them.

You can tell from the chat logs that the kid was convinced about all of this, and was ready and willing to enter the Matrix. Had he wanted to, the guy could probably have gotten this kid to kill himself.

All of which is kind of sad, but one thing you have to remind yourself of is at least it wasn't on the level of furry-sad.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

This reminds of the time when someone from POE randomly IM'd and started chatting with a kid who's obsessed with The Matrix. The guy convinced this kid that the Matrix is real and he's recruiting the kid to bring him into the 'real' world. To add to this, he had other people IM asking question and being generally suspicious sot the kid would think "agents" were on to them.

That is the most awesome thing ever.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

He's already living the high life.

Oh, gee, he's bi.
What a frickin' surprize.

When him go to Happy Hunting Grounds, ancestors givum heap big ass-whoppin'!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

It's the same old nonsense,genetic experiments,Faustian deals with demons....kripes ,I wish they'd get a reality or make their peace with this one.,

LoKi · Coadjutor Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 99

I bet some furry out there fell for it.. >.>

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Isn't the stalking catguy a testicular cancer survivor?

I mean hell, if you had to give your balls up, I don't see what's so wrong with acting a little weird. At least he doesn't draw, to my knowledge.

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

Someone please tell me no one ACTUALLY FELL FOR THIS

This reminds of the time when someone from POE randomly IM'd and started chatting with a kid who's obsessed with The Matrix. The guy convinced this kid that the Matrix is real and he's recruiting the kid to bring him into the 'real' world. To add to this, he had other people IM asking question and being generally suspicious sot the kid would think "agents" were on to them.

Right here

Tass · Qualificator Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 35

After playing cyberpunk, I learned that even AFTER the surgery it still sucks.
"Well ref, I payed for the surgery and it's over with right?"
"Yep, now roll these d6's..."
"For what?"
"For the weeks you'll spend in therapy trying to get used to the fact that you ARE A FREAKING ANIMAL."
"Oh, that would be a problem.."

Honestly, Cyberpunk 2020 is kickass..

I think this would actually be a GOOD idea however..

Telling furs they MAY become a bipedial animal, having them sign on the dotted line and VIOLA! Viable human test subjects!

Griphonix · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 50

Yeah, tell them if you pump enough wolf hormones into them they'll turn into one. It'd be funny if it didn't breach human rights laws...

Tass · Qualificator Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 35

Yeah, tell them if you pump enough wolf hormones into them they'll turn into one. It'd be funny if it didn't breach human rights laws...

It' be a big complicated contract, that would basically sell their life to you, and allow you to forcebly move them to china/mexico.

Then you could do whatever you want..
Aslong as you had the money, which you acquired from selling their stuff...

doubtingwolf · Rasophore Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 57

You know Werewolfs really aren't that great looking...

Hey hey hey speak for yourself!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 450

You know Werewolfs really aren't that great looking...

Hey hey hey speak for yourself!

It's sad but true. Werewolves are, as a whole quite unattractive. Hairy face, hairy palms and no hand-to-hand combat skills.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

It's sad but true. Werewolves are, as a whole quite unattractive. Hairy face, hairy palms and no hand-to-hand combat skills.

Tell that to my main man Jon Talbain, the Kung-Fu werewolf from Darkstalkers.

Griphonix · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 50

It's sad but true. Werewolves are, as a whole quite unattractive. Hairy face, hairy palms and no hand-to-hand combat skills.

Tell that to my main man Jon Talbain, the Kung-Fu werewolf from Darkstalkers.

Pfft. Yugo will kick his ass.
Scrap that, Yugo would kick everyone's ass.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Pfft. Yugo will kick his ass.
Scrap that, Yugo would kick everyone's ass.

I like Yugo too (almost as much as I like Uriko). But Yugo's not in Darkstalkers.