Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

First, furry makes it way toooo easy to make fun of it. If you're not a defender of it, then it makes fun of itself.

Second, they are easily outdoing Orbach's rapid-fire joke rate on his cop show.

Third, there's definitely way too many females at this con to be truly accurate but don't we wish there were more females there?

Fourth, most of these people are way too good looking to be representative. Most furs could look better with a little better, er, grooming but just... don't. At the present.

Fifth, I keep flashing on Doctor Weir's statement in Event Horizon, "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see." And neither will we want them at a con like this either.

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

Best line ever: "I think I'm having Hunter Thompson's flashbacks".

Inazuma · Recusant Joined: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 8

Dammit! I really wanted to see it! -_-
I agree with Wayd's post - plenty of people to make fun of the fandom themselves.. 6,6

Blair · Rasophore Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 52

I enjoyed the hell out of the show. For fucks sake, it was tame in
comparison to others.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

I agree. A fun episode, lots of wackiness but most of it seemed pretty true to life. I got the impression that they were actually going out of their way to not make furries look as stupid as they could have.

I disagree, Wayd; I thought the people in that episode were plenty ugly enough to be furries. And the references to their smell were pretty spot on, too.

Plus, when you find out who the real killer is = BEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY EVAR

Except for, like, the moon landing and all that crap

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Plus, when you find out who the real killer is = BEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY EVAR

I was hoping to make a link to that pic CYD had from Feral (the one about warning fursuiters about hunters), cuz I wonder if the C.S.I. writers may have done some research on CYD and got the idea from that pic here. But dagnabbit! It's no longer in the Gallery! WTF?

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

Plus, when you find out who the real killer is = BEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY EVAR

I was hoping to make a link to that pic CYD had from Feral (the one about warning fursuiters about hunters), cuz I wonder if the C.S.I. writers may have done some research on CYD and got the idea from that pic here. But dagnabbit! It's no longer in the Gallery! WTF?

Here you are. I seem to have put the second page of the Gallery in some form of unreachable limbo, but I've fixed it now...

Sulaco · Rasophore Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 61

They didn't accurately represent furry!

I didn't see a SINGLE fannypack. :x

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Best line ever: "I think I'm having Hunter Thompson's flashbacks".

Approximate rendition of my favorite line: "I like a guy with a hairy chest but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel."

After that point, that old song by Third Base kept going through my head, but modified... "Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel. Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel. Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel, the weasel. Bop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes bop."

Of course, I still endeavor to write the parody. "...you hit the stuffie with your stiffie now all that you got is stained plushies..." Yeah, definitely needs work.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Best line ever: "I think I'm having Hunter Thompson's flashbacks".

Approximate rendition of my favorite line: "I like a guy with a hairy chest but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel."

After that point, that old song by Third Base kept going through my head, but modified... "Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel. Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel. Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel, the weasel. Bop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes bop."

"Ya went to the furry con and ya skritched it. Ya skritched it.
Ya used that civet oil and ya sniffed it. Ya sniffed it.
It made you so damn horny that ya yiffed it. Ya yiffed it.
And now ya got the AIDS. Wotta DUMBSHIT!"

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Best line ever: "I think I'm having Hunter Thompson's flashbacks".

Approximate rendition of my favorite line: "I like a guy with a hairy chest but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel."

After that point, that old song by Third Base kept going through my head, but modified... "Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel. Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel. Bop, bop, bop goes the weasel, the weasel. Bop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes bop."

"Ya went to the furry con and ya skritched it. Ya skritched it.
Ya used that civet oil and ya sniffed it. Ya sniffed it.
It made you so damn horny that ya yiffed it. Ya yiffed it.
And now ya got the AIDS. Wotta DUMBSHIT!"

:shock:

(gag, cough, sputter)

That'll teach me to read your posts while eating dinner. Eating and laughing don't mix.

(hack, wheeze)

That was fall down crying in pain funny. If you can do the whole thing, by all means go for it. I may just record the finished product if I can get a vocal eliminated recording of the instrumental.

Wakestar · Recusant Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 20

I was gonna see it but I managed to miss it myself. but my mom taped it anyways(shes a huge CSI fan), so I'll see it some other time.

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

Saw it yesterday with a desperate yearning for a cup of coffee. It was tame, if you put it in perspective. There's jimmy kimmel, there's MTV, even Anna in wonderland whom have presented furry in a way more horrific manner than CSI did. If it airs in the US, no problem.

But when it airs in finland, shit hits the fan. Not many actually know of furry, whatsoever, and it's good to keep it that way. I'll probably just dodge the bullets by removing my furry porn which is on the net, sit back and enjoy the ruckus it causes.

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

Slightly interesting link: photos of the set by "Jwoulf" (who was an extra on the show): http://www.jwoulf.net/csi.html

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

For more Jwoulf-releated BIG FUN - hey hey, AND a Manawolf connexion! - see http://welcome.to/ebonlupus