Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

I just want to say a couple of things.

First off, if Brian had emailed me back in the day, when Jerry's "I Remember Brian" piece first appeared, who knows what might have happened? I'm a reasonable guy; if he'd sent me a reasonable email and convinced me that piece was an unwarranted attack on him who can say what might have happened? I might have removed it, I might not have, I might even have put up a rebuttal if he asked.

But did he email me? Did he fuck. In his ineffable wisdom he opted to spazz out on our forums instead, posting anonymously and referring to himself in the third person, and generally acting like a complete fucking dickhead. And that is why everything he considers "defamatory" can stay right where it is and also why he's been banned for all eternity (or until he changes his IP). Too late, Brian, you had your chance and you pissed it away, and it's no-one's fault but your own if you're a bad-tempered hothead who prefers to shoot first and ask questions later.

Second, and for the information of anyone else who has a bone to pick, *I* am the final arbiter of what appears on this site. Not Jerry, not Mike Hirtes, not Computolio. Me. If I wanted to, I could say to hell with everything and fill the entire site with pictures of cute kittens. So if you want to complain, email me.

Have a nice day.

EDIT: I also banned the IP range of a certain well-known artist and comic creator posting as "StopURbitchin" who, unlike Brian, didn't have the cojones to reveal who he was.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

If I wanted to, I could say to hell with everything and fill the entire site with pictures of cute kittens.

Please do this ^______^

Edit:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/315285/maine-coon-kitten.jpg
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/315285/fincat.gif
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/315285/louis-cat.jpg

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

hmm intersting place.

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Suddenly, all is well with the world.

LOOK AT THEM!!! THEY'VE GOT SUCH DEAR LITTLE PAWS AND WHEN THEY SCRUNCH THEIR DARLING EYES LIKE THAT IT'S TOO CUUUTE!!!!

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

i like the one dogthing posted a while back

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/315285/sadkittysmall.jpg

-mouse

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

this thread has been encorporated to include bunnies now as well

and an optional Cliff Racer:

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Let's just crank this Cute Level all the way up to 10 and show some hamsters, shall we?

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

I hate hamsters.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I hate hamsters.

How can you have no soul? Hamsters rule!

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

I hate hamsters.

How can you have no soul? Hamsters rule!

And I hate YOU!

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

lol !
i was trying to think of what this hamster might be singing

this thread has been encorporated to include bunnies now as well

:shock:

this has to be the most outrageously cute picture ever

I WANT ONE

if you made a toy that looked exactly like this you could probably sell millions of them

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

:shock:

this has to be the most outrageously cute picture ever

I WANT ONE

if you made a toy that looked exactly like this you could probably sell millions of them

And you'd likely have several furry websites giving detailed directions on how to make an SPH and an electrical tape S&M outfit for it. :twisted:

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I hate hamsters.

How can you have no soul? Hamsters rule!

And I hate YOU!

Good.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

I hate hamsters.

How can you have no soul? Hamsters rule!

And I hate YOU!

Good.

I normally hate hamsters, because they're mean, nasty little things that think nothing of biting the hand that feeds them and spend all their time plotting their escape, because, you know, it's soooo much better to starve to death hiding behind a bookshelf than to live in a nice warm cage with free food.

Still, that singing hamster just melts my cold heart of stone.

And they're still preferable to guinea pigs, in any instance.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

if you made a toy that looked exactly like this you could probably sell millions of them

And you'd likely have several furry websites giving detailed directions on how to make an SPH and an electrical tape S&M outfit for it. :twisted:

no, they will NOT

because BUNNAY will be the first plush toy with an End User License Agreement attached to it

and i will also be the first CEO wielding a 9iron... not on the golf course, but rather as offensive weapon - smacking people upside the head with it for being creepy

JMauv · Recusant Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 3

hay guys

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I hate hamsters.

How can you have no soul? Hamsters rule!

And I hate YOU!

Good.

I normally hate hamsters, because they're mean, nasty little things that think nothing of biting the hand that feeds them and spend all their time plotting their escape, because, you know, it's soooo much better to starve to death hiding behind a bookshelf than to live in a nice warm cage with free food.

Still, that singing hamster just melts my cold heart of stone.

And they're still preferable to guinea pigs, in any instance.

Don't knock hamsters. I mean come on! God actually created a living teddy bear! I can attest to how owning a pet can help lower tension & stress, because the "hammies" I once owned helped spare a local McDonald's or Post Office from a violent bloody fate by my hands. :wink:

Dunno what sort of hamsters you've been encountering, but the ones I've dealt with tend to be pretty slack. The only time I've ever been bitten by one was when it smelled something interesting on my fingers (I had been eating a sandwich earlier), and was wondering what it might taste like. My bad. Not the hamster's.

The main dif is that you've gotta give it the care & attention it needs. Just like any other pet. Ya can't just stick it into a cage and forget about it most of the time.

Kinda miss having the little critters around (live in an apartment now, and I don't want the dilema of wondering what I'm going to do when the pet eventually passes away, since there's no back yard to bury it in. This proves I think ahead from A to Z when it xomes to caring for a pet).

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Dunno what sort of hamsters you've been encountering, but the ones I've dealt with tend to be pretty slack. The only time I've ever been bitten by one was when it smelled something interesting on my fingers (I had been eating a sandwich earlier), and was wondering what it might taste like. My bad. Not the hamster's.

Huh. You're the first person I've ever met who's ever had anything good to say about hamsters. The best thing I can say about them is, yes, they're darn cute with their little paws and their cheek pouches and whatnot, but I've never known one to be very affectionate. Perhaps I've just had bad luck with them but the number of people I've met who have been bitten leads me to believe that a friendly hamster is the exception rather than the rule. Every hamster I've handled just runs and hides. They're solitary animals, after all, so perhaps it just takes them a little longer to warm up to people.

Now, rats, those are good rodents. Every rat I've ever had has been nothing but friendly and they're one of the few little critters that like to come out to play and explore rather than just hide in a corner. Even when I handle them after eating they don't bite (although they will lick). Plus, if you happen to accidentally leave their cage open, they don't run away. An all round class act.

The main dif is that you've gotta give it the care & attention it needs. Just like any other pet. Ya can't just stick it into a cage and forget about it most of the time.

That's pretty much true of all small mammals, but some just have easier going base personalities. In my experience, rats are friendly, hamsters are mean, mice tend to be stand-offish, chinchillas are moody, rabbits are laid back, and guinea pigs live in a state of constant, mind-numbing terror. You can change their personalities to an extent, and an oft-handled hamster might be nicer than one that isn't, but still.

Kinda miss having the little critters around (live in an apartment now, and I don't want the dilema of wondering what I'm going to do when the pet eventually passes away, since there's no back yard to bury it in. This proves I think ahead from A to Z when it xomes to caring for a pet).

We always just buried them in the park. Although I did have one cousin who practiced taxidermy on his departed companions. We don't speak of him much.

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Rabbits are meant to be laid back? In that case, I have no idea what happened to the one I had when I was a kid. Vicious little bastard, he was.

That said, at least he wasn't as bad as one of the gerbils I inherited from the family up the road that didn't have the good sense to identify and segregate the males and females. We're talking inbred psychotic little bitch that would not only bite you if you tried to touch her, but would actually run out and attack you as soon as you opened the lid on the tank - and this included the time one of the cats managed to get in and flip the wire up.

Stick to cats. At least they're SUPPOSED to be vicious bastards.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Rabbits are meant to be laid back? In that case, I have no idea what happened to the one I had when I was a kid. Vicious little bastard, he was.

So already we have friendly hamsters and evil rabbits. Just goes to show you can't place much stock in stereotypes, I guess.

That said, at least he wasn't as bad as one of the gerbils I inherited from the family up the road that didn't have the good sense to identify and segregate the males and females. We're talking inbred psychotic little bitch that would not only bite you if you tried to touch her, but would actually run out and attack you as soon as you opened the lid on the tank - and this included the time one of the cats managed to get in and flip the wire up.

I don't know much about gerbils, since they're illegal out here in California. Are they usually mean?

Stick to cats. At least they're SUPPOSED to be vicious bastards.

But cats can do real damage.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

I don't know much about gerbils, since they're illegal out here in California. Are they usually mean?

i think gerbils have a personality somewhere right between rats and mice

like mice are always kind of wild , a rats are usually a little more tame

i wouldnt say gerbils are usually mean though...i really doubt that
ive never seen a mean gerbil

but i think each animal is different as an individual, i think thats why there all these exceptions

a friend of mine his parents bought a dog , it was the kind that looked wishbone..i dont know what those are ..

anyway the dog was literally skizophrenic..or something
either that or it was abused at some point

i was in the other room over at this house having a cigarette in the laundry room and the thing was sitting there, looking real friendly and then in a flash with absolutly no provocation whatsoever it jumped at me at started biting and clawing at my boot real viciously
and it attacked him several times too before the family got rid of it (gave it to his whackedout girlfriend at the time LOL)

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

I don't know much about gerbils, since they're illegal out here in California. Are they usually mean?

Usually a lot less meaner than hamsters, at least the ones I've seen. Plus they don't smell like rats and mice can and don't fight with each other, but on the down side they're hyperactive and incredibly quick moving.

DA · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 320

But cats can do real damage.

:? You wanna bet? I'd rather be scratched by a cat then attacked by a rabbit or hamster. My friend has scars on her arms where a rabbit all but bit through it, nearly severing an artery and marks on her finger from where a Hamster bit all the way to the bone.

Animals are all different individuals something alot of people forget when looking at pets. Any animal can harm you, a lot of people forget that thinking aww it's cute and fluffy of course it won't do any damage...

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Rabbit bites hurt like no other thing on this planet. This is my official verdict on the matter.

And yes, gerbils are all hyperactive. Every single last one of them. They're usually quite friendly, with the exception of the aformentioned viking-berserker-ubercreature of doom, and don't tend to smell like mice.
Oh, and they're the most inquisitive thinjgs ever. Which means that if they escap somehow there's no way you're getting them back until they're satisfied that they've explored every inch of the room. Gits.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I don't know much about gerbils, since they're illegal out here in California. Are they usually mean?

Usually a lot less meaner than hamsters, at least the ones I've seen. Plus they don't smell like rats and mice can and don't fight with each other, but on the down side they're hyperactive and incredibly quick moving.

They can smell, since their urine (Them being desert creatures) is VERY concentrated even thought they don't make much, and you have to clean them out about every 2 days, or they stink of ammonia.

I had 3 gerbils though, And one day, one of them decided to keep the others from being able to access the water dripper or the food bowl, after about a day or two, the other two were looking a bit ragged, so I decided to put the aggressive one in by itself, But wouldn’t you know it?

Just as I reach to get it out, they start a massive brawl, In the process of separating, them, I ended up with a hand that looked like it had been flagellated by flagellants and they were all covered in blood... my blood.

They lived about 2 years, and then they all died of tumours, probably because of their fast metabolism.

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

They can smell, since their urine (Them being desert creatures) is VERY concentrated even thought they don't make much, and you have to clean them out about every 2 days, or they stink of ammonia.

This is why we thank whatever gods there may be for the gift that is peat compost from the garden store. Cheaper than anything the pet shop sells in the way of bedding, better for the little critters to burrow in, and has the added effect of breaking down unpleasant smells.

Marvellous stuff.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

I want to get a rabbit so bad, but I'm still unsure of their general personality. I guees I would have to shop around for a really really really sweet rabbit that likes being handled.

I guess I'll stick to puppies and kittens for the time being.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Hey Mike, this was posted on a.f.f. I guess hamsters can be powerful.

http://www.otherpower.com/hamster.html

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I just want to say a couple of things.

First off, if Brian had emailed me back in the day, when Jerry's "I Remember Brian" piece first appeared, who knows what might have happened? I'm a reasonable guy; if he'd sent me a reasonable email and convinced me that piece was an unwarranted attack on him who can say what might have happened? I might have removed it, I might not have, I might even have put up a rebuttal if he asked.

Ahhh, but you DIDN'T. You ran the article no questions asked. And damnned if I was to follow in Eric Schwartz's footsteps in your "Entrapment hidden as rebuttal" tactics. You did, in fact, run the article as fact, without even bothering to ask anyone if it was okay (guess what, a few people would know my e-mail addy).

You, therefore, are guilty. Instead, you act as if *I* am the villain, because you attacked someone you didn't know, with facts you didn't have, and I retaliated. Do you even comprehend that fact? Collins lied. You assumed it to be god's given truth and published it as such. I retaliated with a similar attack, and you act like I'm worse than Hitler.

And yet, I was NOT the one firing the first attack, I was NOT the one making the first accusation. And for that matter, until Collins showed his true colors, I was a hell of a lot more respective of his preferences, because until you posted that little article, I had reservations about selling his crap in online auctions. Since, however, Collins considered a crank like Hirtes more important, and was willing to shaft me as royally as he did, those reservations were dashed.

I'm sure ANYONE here with a half an ounce of sanity would have done the same.

Well, I can smell the IP ban coming on, so I'll let this rest my case. Sorry I came off as an asshole, but when you're treated like an asshole for no reason, you come off as such no matter what you do.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

I just want to say a couple of things.

First off, if Brian had emailed me back in the day, when Jerry's "I Remember Brian" piece first appeared, who knows what might have happened? I'm a reasonable guy; if he'd sent me a reasonable email and convinced me that piece was an unwarranted attack on him who can say what might have happened? I might have removed it, I might not have, I might even have put up a rebuttal if he asked.

Ahhh, but you DIDN'T. You ran the article no questions asked. And damnned if I was to follow in Eric Schwartz's footsteps in your "Entrapment hidden as rebuttal" tactics. You did, in fact, run the article as fact, without even bothering to ask anyone if it was okay (guess what, a few people would know my e-mail addy).

I feel sorry for that poor 1972 G Marquis that had to put up with your stinkin ass for god-only-knows how long before it met its fate that rainy georgia night

it wasnt donners fault, it wasnt an accident ...it was SUICIDE

who knows , maybe its 428 thunderjet lives on somewhere...probably in a mustang

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I just want to say a couple of things.

First off, if Brian had emailed me back in the day, when Jerry's "I Remember Brian" piece first appeared, who knows what might have happened? I'm a reasonable guy; if he'd sent me a reasonable email and convinced me that piece was an unwarranted attack on him who can say what might have happened? I might have removed it, I might not have, I might even have put up a rebuttal if he asked.

Ahhh, but you DIDN'T. You ran the article no questions asked. And damnned if I was to follow in Eric Schwartz's footsteps in your "Entrapment hidden as rebuttal" tactics. You did, in fact, run the article as fact, without even bothering to ask anyone if it was okay (guess what, a few people would know my e-mail addy).

I feel sorry for that poor 1972 G Marquis that had to put up with your stinkin ass for god-only-knows how long before it met its fate that rainy georgia night

it wasnt donners fault, it wasnt an accident ...it was SUICIDE

who knows , maybe its 428 thunderjet lives on somewhere...probably in a mustang

Actually it probably does. However, it was STILL Donner's fault. He was driving on a wet street, and waited, waited, waited, til he could tell the car ahead of him that was standing still didn't have anyone in it, let alone any hazard lights.

I still got screwed over by Collins, in fact, you might say that my so called business failings are BECAUSE of Collins. I've been ripped off by furries along with Collins as long as it goes. At least, unlike them, I actually am making an effort to give them their money's worth. Something I cannot claim Collins is capable of.

Now on your case. I thought YOU were the guy in charge, but you're responding in a thread started by someone else claiming to be the guy in charge? Man what a liar.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Now on your case. I thought YOU were the guy in charge, but you're responding in a thread started by someone else claiming to be the guy in charge? Man what a liar.

Huh?

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Actually it probably does. However, it was STILL Donner's fault. He was driving on a wet street, and waited, waited, waited, til he could tell the car ahead of him that was standing still didn't have anyone in it, let alone any hazard lights.

I still got screwed over by Collins, in fact, you might say that my so called business failings are BECAUSE of Collins. I've been ripped off by furries along with Collins as long as it goes. At least, unlike them, I actually am making an effort to give them their money's worth. Something I cannot claim Collins is capable of.

i dont really care o'connel...sorry

Now on your case. I thought YOU were the guy in charge, but you're responding in a thread started by someone else claiming to be the guy in charge? Man what a liar.

dude, what the fuck are you talking about ...
christ

if your here to apologize to Mitch for your being an asshole , then do so and ignore my obvious baiting you

and just where in the hell did you ever get this idea this is my site? :lol:

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Actually it probably does. However, it was STILL Donner's fault. He was driving on a wet street, and waited, waited, waited, til he could tell the car ahead of him that was standing still didn't have anyone in it, let alone any hazard lights.

I still got screwed over by Collins, in fact, you might say that my so called business failings are BECAUSE of Collins. I've been ripped off by furries along with Collins as long as it goes. At least, unlike them, I actually am making an effort to give them their money's worth. Something I cannot claim Collins is capable of.

i dont really care o'connel...sorry

Now on your case. I thought YOU were the guy in charge, but you're responding in a thread started by someone else claiming to be the guy in charge? Man what a liar.

dude, what the fuck are you talking about ...
christ

if your here to apologize to Mitch for your being an asshole , then do so and ignore my obvious baiting you

and just where in the hell did you ever get this idea this is my site? :lol:

Hard to prove since alt.fan.furry has a craptacular level of retention. However. you used EXACTLY the same excuse as the guy who started this thread, which led me to believe you are, in fact, the one who not only started the whole BOC bashing spree, but the one who is desperate to justify it. Mitch allowed the publication of the lies, you are the only one besides Computolio (a notorious SomethignAwful goon who I suppose needed a new outlet) who gives a shit. Besides, why are YOU so desperate to justify their lies? Do you think Collins or Hirtes are right? Did you waste a year living with Collins, let alone deal with Hirtes' stupidity?

Are you aware that Hirtes published furry pr0n for a living, for example? Or for that matter, are you aware that Collins and Hirtes both live on the "Give me SSI because I'm too much a fuckhead to hold a REAL job" basis? Why not ask for the truth, instead of shooting the messenger?

Hell, I mentioned before on alt.fan.furry about how Hirtes called me and Collins days on end because he was afraid to give up his hamster when his landlord in 1993 decided to toss him out on his ass. And Collins, for that matter, up until 1997 or so, had to denigrate himself to get a job when the Georgia SSI dept decided that just claiming to be too fucked in the head wasn't enough of an excuse. But hey, you weren't the one who last saw Collins taking tickets at the early 98 E3, I was.

Meanwhile, much to everyone's chagrin, I've been working on artwork for those who kept in touch with me. Those who screamed bloody murder and threw a tantrum aren't seeing shit from me, because they don't even bother to keep in touch. That alone should be a clue.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Brian, are you that guy who said his mom got killed in the world trade center to try and get in on some of those lawsuits but then she wasn't? Because I heard something about that and I'm just wondering.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Hard to prove since alt.fan.furry has a craptacular level of retention. However. you used EXACTLY the same excuse as the guy who started this thread, which led me to believe you are, in fact, the one who not only started the whole BOC bashing spree, but the one who is desperate to justify it. Mitch allowed the publication of the lies, you are the only one besides Computolio (a notorious SomethignAwful goon who I suppose needed a new outlet) who gives a shit. Besides, why are YOU so desperate to justify their lies? Do you think Collins or Hirtes are right? Did you waste a year living with Collins, let alone deal with Hirtes' stupidity?

ok
seriously, check yourself into a hospital

Are you aware that Hirtes published furry pr0n for a living, for example?

REALLY?!?! WTF, HIRTES?!?!
oh, wait.. i already knew that ..i have some of it...
nevermind.

Or for that matter, are you aware that Collins and Hirtes both live on the "Give me SSI because I'm too much a fuckhead to hold a REAL job" basis? Why not ask for the truth, instead of shooting the messenger?

i dont know why they are on SSI...its none of my business why

why do you think this is so important to everyone?
if they shouldnt have gotten it, the state shouldnt have given to them..its that simple..whatever the state looks into, they qualified

whats your fucking point, and why do you keep pounding this issue?

(also: as your own maliciousness has shown , you already tried calling in on Hirtes, and it didnt work ..)

Meanwhile, much to everyone's chagrin, I've been working on artwork for those who kept in touch with me. Those who screamed bloody murder and threw a tantrum aren't seeing shit from me, because they don't even bother to keep in touch. That alone should be a clue.

oh yeah i forgot i commissioned you under the name 'sagnath' , and my real name is Adam R Goss right? and i refused a refund from you right?

you got it all figured out man

bobby · Rasophore Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 70

I'll give BOC one single credit - he's even ripped Sibe off. That's an achievement.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/robert.wagman/Sibes_An_Idiot.log

(open in word or wordpad, the formatting doesn't work in notepad)

DA · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 320

Just one question? Who are the artist's mentioned in the log? i've never heard of any of them, and can someone please post examples?

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I just want to say a couple of things.

First off, if Brian had emailed me back in the day, when Jerry's "I Remember Brian" piece first appeared, who knows what might have happened? I'm a reasonable guy; if he'd sent me a reasonable email and convinced me that piece was an unwarranted attack on him who can say what might have happened? I might have removed it, I might not have, I might even have put up a rebuttal if he asked.

Ahhh, but you DIDN'T. You ran the article no questions asked. And damnned if I was to follow in Eric Schwartz's footsteps in your "Entrapment hidden as rebuttal" tactics. You did, in fact, run the article as fact, without even bothering to ask anyone if it was okay (guess what, a few people would know my e-mail addy).

I feel sorry for that poor 1972 G Marquis that had to put up with your stinkin ass for god-only-knows how long before it met its fate that rainy georgia night

it wasnt donners fault, it wasnt an accident ...it was SUICIDE

who knows , maybe its 428 thunderjet lives on somewhere...probably in a mustang

Actually it probably does. However, it was STILL Donner's fault. He was driving on a wet street, and waited, waited, waited, til he could tell the car ahead of him that was standing still didn't have anyone in it, let alone any hazard lights.

I still got screwed over by Collins, in fact, you might say that my so called business failings are BECAUSE of Collins. I've been ripped off by furries along with Collins as long as it goes. At least, unlike them, I actually am making an effort to give them their money's worth. Something I cannot claim Collins is capable of.

Now on your case. I thought YOU were the guy in charge, but you're responding in a thread started by someone else claiming to be the guy in charge? Man what a liar.

Ah Jeez Loiuse! YOU again?

Brian, all your ravings here are NOT going to help you escape from the fact that you're a thief and scumbag. "Collins this! Collins that! Collins Collins Collins! COLLINS MADE MY CORNFLAKES GO ALL MUSHY! NYAAAAHHHH! LOOKITME! LOOKITME!!".

Do you actually think we CARE what you have to say around here? All you are to us is part freakshow, part comedy act.

Go ahead and post here as much as you want (since you seemed to be obsessed with doing so, in spite of being banned from here at least twice). Every time you shoot your greasy, semi-toothed mouth off, the more everyone gets to see what a nutjob you are.

Gee, does ANYone send you commission money anymore after reading some of your screeds?

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Are you aware that Hirtes published furry pr0n for a living, for example?

The key word is "publishED". As in "USED to publish", and "publishes no more". I've tried to point this out to buttholes like you for years, and yet you continue with this "once a furry, ALWAYS a furry" shit. Gawd! When are you clowns going to comprehend the meaning of "That was then. This is now."?

YOU however, are not only a thief and mental case, but have even become MORE fraudulent and unstable over the years. It's been both amusing yet still a tad disturbing to see your brain corrode into this mass of used kitty litter and collected zit juice.

Or for that matter, are you aware that Collins and Hirtes both live on the "Give me SSI because I'm too much a fuckhead to hold a REAL job" basis? Why not ask for the truth, instead of shooting the messenger?

Okay, everyone's aware now (although WHY they need to know OR care is anyone's guess). You can finally stfu about it now.

Besides, you're just jealous because you cannot convince anyone that being a psychotic sleazebag scammer is a disability.

Hell, I mentioned before on alt.fan.furry about how Hirtes called me and Collins days on end because he was afraid to give up his hamster when his landlord in 1993 decided to toss him out on his ass.

Yep, there you go again. I hope you don't have any pets (apparently, you don't seem to care about their welfare when you are having a crisis). Poor creature is obviously in danger being around a heartless jackoff such as yourself.

Hell, if you did, you'd probably EAT the poor thing the moment you ran out of money. Gawd, I am SO glad you live far, far away from me. Pity on my friends there in Seattle though.

And Collins, for that matter, up until 1997 or so, had to denigrate himself to get a job when the Georgia SSI dept decided that just claiming to be too fucked in the head wasn't enough of an excuse. But hey, you weren't the one who last saw Collins taking tickets at the early 98 E3, I was.

Oh No! Jerry had a temp job! HORRORS!

Now, please explain to us all why any of us REALLY need to know this data, or what it has to do with any of us? Were you expecting us to go "TSK TSK! Hirtes is on assistence! I hate him now! Jerry worked part-time, the BASTARD!"?

Meanwhile, much to everyone's chagrin, I've been working on artwork for those who kept in touch with me. Those who screamed bloody murder and threw a tantrum aren't seeing shit from me, because they don't even bother to keep in touch. That alone should be a clue.

*Sigh* one more time.........

1. Keep in touch with Brian, and he'll claim that you're bugging him and that he can't draw art for you because he's too stressed.

2. DON'T stay in touch with Brian (because you don't wanna be bugging him so he'll be too stressed out to draw), and he'll blame YOU for not being there to keep in touch with him and remind him about it.

Brian, please take your next brainfart over to the goobers at AFF. Maybe they'll give more of a shit there about what you have to say than we do here.

In fact, this thread is starting to degenerate into an AFF-clone (thanks to you). Here's another cute critter picture to get this thread back on track.

m_estrugo · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 160

Brian, are you that guy who said his mom got killed in the world trade center to try and get in on some of those lawsuits but then she wasn't? Because I heard something about that and I'm just wondering.

This is all my fault and I admit it. Shortly after Sept. 11 attacks, I met Brian on Furry Muck and we spoke for a long time, where he told me that his mother could have been working on the WTC on the moment of the attacks.

I was on NYC at the time, and decided to lend a hand to him by putting his mother's name on one of the missing people's lists online, hoping to gather more information and put Brian in contact with her, supposing she wasn't affected by the attacks. I remember I typed something like "supposed to be working on WTC #2" on the description.

Unfortunately, I didn't tell Brian, and he found that online list and found her mother's name. That made him think she could have died on the attacks, until I contacted him and cleared things out.

I was embarassed, and still am, because I scared to death Brian with my feeble attempt to help and messed things in a way I couldn't predict. So, if he claimed thast his mother could have died in Sept. 11, it was my fault and nobody else's.

Claiming that he did it in purpose to get a benefit from the victims' fund is an exageration, and a deformation of what happened.

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

Are you aware that Hirtes published furry pr0n for a living, for example?

In fact, this thread is starting to degenerate into an AFF-clone (thanks to you). Here's another cute critter picture to get this thread back on track.

What the hell IS that thing?

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Are you aware that Hirtes published furry pr0n for a living, for example?

In fact, this thread is starting to degenerate into an AFF-clone (thanks to you). Here's another cute critter picture to get this thread back on track.

What the hell IS that thing?

It's what you get when you do a GIS for "kit fox".

I suppose you loathe baby foxes too, huh? :wink:

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I suppose you loathe baby foxes too, huh? :wink:

Not me. Though... can I be the only one who wants to make an outfit entirely out of real animal skins and wear it to a furry con? I know one suit maker who'll make a zoot suit to order out of just about any suitable fabric. I'm considering fox, wolf, and other furs just so I can ask stunned and gasping furries, "what? Relative of yours?"

Oh, the things you can find on the Internet...

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

I think we're losing sight of the true purpose of this thread. Let's get back on topic.

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 81

How about some Snow Leopard cubs?

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

Hard to prove since alt.fan.furry has a craptacular level of retention. However. you used EXACTLY the same excuse as the guy who started this thread, which led me to believe you are, in fact, the one who not only started the whole BOC bashing spree, but the one who is desperate to justify it. Mitch allowed the publication of the lies, you are the only one besides Computolio (a notorious SomethignAwful goon who I suppose needed a new outlet) who gives a shit. Besides, why are YOU so desperate to justify their lies? Do you think Collins or Hirtes are right? Did you waste a year living with Collins, let alone deal with Hirtes' stupidity?

WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE. Back up.

I DON'T care. Well, at least I didn't at first. Initially I saw you as yet another jackass dramawhoring furry squared off in an endless feud with someone who was by no means a jackass but pretty goddamn odd himself over some really sad personal-life crap that I couldn't give half a fuck about.

However, I think I DO care now, but that's mostly because watching the fag0try continue on way past it's expiration date is starting to become amusing. Mitch offered a day pass for the clue bus somewhere earlier in this thread; I suggest you lighten up and take him up on it.

Also: Cute Kitten Stress Relief threads are funny.

edit: to a point

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

I'll give BOC one single credit - he's even ripped Sibe off. That's an achievement.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/robert.wagman/Sibes_An_Idiot.log

(open in word or wordpad, the formatting doesn't work in notepad)

*snirk* Kewl. Now that is comedy gold right there.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I'll give BOC one single credit - he's even ripped Sibe off. That's an achievement.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/robert.wagman/Sibes_An_Idiot.log

(open in word or wordpad, the formatting doesn't work in notepad)

*snirk* Kewl. Now that is comedy gold right there.

For added phun, play or hum "Deuling Banjos" while reading it.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

Fuck this O'Connel shit.