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bobby
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Posted: 11/5/2003 3:21:18 AM
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I think internet depravation is getting to the point where demented furry fans are going to start ruining our PREMONITIONS, let alone our memories.
Typically, a modified screengrab.
http://home.comcast.net/~baloo.bear/fuzzyadult37l.jpg (nws) |
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 11/5/2003 3:28:15 AM
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I think internet depravation is getting to the point where demented furry fans are going to start ruining our PREMONITIONS, let alone our memories.
Typically, a modified screengrab.
http://home.comcast.net/~baloo.bear/fuzzyadult37l.jpg (nws)
I think I too mentioned Brother Bear at some point, possibly here, definitely to my wife and she rolled her eyes, stopped a moment, then said, "you're probably right." and went back to making dinner. After a few minutes she came by the table and put her finger in her mouth and made a gagging noise before adding, "just don't say, 'I can get you a URL for that'." so I promised I'd not.
I WISH I'd been wrong. |
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Computolio
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Posted: 11/5/2003 5:31:24 AM
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Oh, c'mon, a modified screengrab?
Folks, there was honest-to-god Lilo and Stich porn two weeks before the movie goddamn came out. Before that, we had the first appearance of Titan AE porn at 4 days, and BEFORE THAT, Lola Bunny porn at two weeks.
It's like they're slipping or something. The furries are supposed to be getting quicker and more through in their trashing of new shit, not less thorough and slower. |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 11/5/2003 8:27:53 AM
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This is even less surprising if you've actually seen this movie. I'm ashamed to saw I saw it this weekend (Because I'm an animation whore and I'll see any cartoon) and, to put it charitably, it sucks out loud in that unique and beautiful way that only furry can. I cannot believe that there weren't any furries involved in the making of this flick at every stage in production. It's your standard "Headstrong young native American learns about TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE, grows as a person and becomes a wise steward of the land" until the last five minutes in which the furry retardation factor gets ratcheted up about a hundred notches. My jaw literally dropped. You can tell it's practically an otherkin wet dream from the ads and the actual movie is so much, much worse.
Seriously, Brother Bear is like the worst furry transformation story you've ever read. Just imagine that some craptacular Phil Collins shit was playing while you read it and that you shelled out nine bucks for the pleasure of the whole experience. |
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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 11/5/2003 8:31:30 AM
Post subject: Re: OH HOW NICE, THE FIRST BROTHER BEAR PORN STARTS SHOWING |
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I think internet depravation is getting to the point where demented furry fans are going to start ruining our PREMONITIONS, let alone our memories.
Typically, a modified screengrab.
http://home.comcast.net/~baloo.bear/fuzzyadult37l.jpg (nws)
Euuggh! Not even well-drawn spooge at that.
You'd think furries would at least have a disturbingly detailed knowledge on what a REAL bear winky would look like. |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 11/5/2003 8:40:18 AM
Post subject: Re: OH HOW NICE, THE FIRST BROTHER BEAR PORN STARTS SHOWING |
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I think internet depravation is getting to the point where demented furry fans are going to start ruining our PREMONITIONS, let alone our memories.
Typically, a modified screengrab.
http://home.comcast.net/~baloo.bear/fuzzyadult37l.jpg (nws)
Euuggh! Not even well-drawn spooge at that.
You'd think furries would at least have a disturbingly detailed knowledge on what a REAL bear winky would look like.
Don't encourage them pls!!! |
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Anonymous
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Posted: 11/5/2003 11:10:04 AM
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This is even less surprising if you've actually seen this movie. I'm ashamed to saw I saw it this weekend (Because I'm an animation whore and I'll see any cartoon) and, to put it charitably, it sucks out loud in that unique and beautiful way that only furry can. I cannot believe that there weren't any furries involved in the making of this flick at every stage in production. It's your standard "Headstrong young native American learns about TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE, grows as a person and becomes a wise steward of the land" until the last five minutes in which the furry retardation factor gets ratcheted up about a hundred notches. My jaw literally dropped. You can tell it's practically an otherkin wet dream from the ads and the actual movie is so much, much worse.
Seriously, Brother Bear is like the worst furry transformation story you've ever read. Just imagine that some craptacular Phil Collins shit was playing while you read it and that you shelled out nine bucks for the pleasure of the whole experience.
It’s collective guilt on the part of the American nation, because they exterminated the Native Americans and nicked their land.
The collective guilt outs itself in fetishing the Native Americans as “wise stewards of the land” (though in reality they caused the extinction of several species etc) while TALKING (but not doing anything) about the environment and how we need to stop RAPEING MOTHER EARTH WITH THE DILDO OF STRIP MINEING or something. |
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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 11/6/2003 12:16:59 AM
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This is even less surprising if you've actually seen this movie. I'm ashamed to saw I saw it this weekend (Because I'm an animation whore and I'll see any cartoon) and, to put it charitably, it sucks out loud in that unique and beautiful way that only furry can. I cannot believe that there weren't any furries involved in the making of this flick at every stage in production. It's your standard "Headstrong young native American learns about TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE, grows as a person and becomes a wise steward of the land" until the last five minutes in which the furry retardation factor gets ratcheted up about a hundred notches. My jaw literally dropped. You can tell it's practically an otherkin wet dream from the ads and the actual movie is so much, much worse.
Seriously, Brother Bear is like the worst furry transformation story you've ever read. Just imagine that some craptacular Phil Collins shit was playing while you read it and that you shelled out nine bucks for the pleasure of the whole experience.
It’s collective guilt on the part of the American nation, because they exterminated the Native Americans and nicked their land.
The collective guilt outs itself in fetishing the Native Americans as “wise stewards of the land” (though in reality they caused the extinction of several species etc) while TALKING (but not doing anything) about the environment and how we need to stop RAPEING MOTHER EARTH WITH THE DILDO OF STRIP MINEING or something.
I'm not one of those "white men with a guilty conscience". IMO, I wish Custer had air support. |
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mouse
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Posted: 11/6/2003 8:04:14 AM
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Oh, c'mon, a modified screengrab?
Folks, there was honest-to-god Lilo and Stich porn two weeks before the movie goddamn came out. Before that, we had the first appearance of Titan AE porn at 4 days, and BEFORE THAT, Lola Bunny porn at two weeks.
It's like they're slipping or something. The furries are supposed to be getting quicker and more through in their trashing of new shit, not less thorough and slower.
hmm i cant think offhand who lilo and stitch are , i dont think i seen that
a google search will rectify that momentarily
anyway ...2 weeks prior ?!
how did they manage that ? working off of movie posters, trailers and stuff?? thats actually kind of ..impressive...
i take it you mean drawn porn and not fanfiction type of shit right? |
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Anonymous
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Posted: 11/6/2003 11:20:36 AM
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This is even less surprising if you've actually seen this movie. I'm ashamed to saw I saw it this weekend (Because I'm an animation whore and I'll see any cartoon) and, to put it charitably, it sucks out loud in that unique and beautiful way that only furry can. I cannot believe that there weren't any furries involved in the making of this flick at every stage in production. It's your standard "Headstrong young native American learns about TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE, grows as a person and becomes a wise steward of the land" until the last five minutes in which the furry retardation factor gets ratcheted up about a hundred notches. My jaw literally dropped. You can tell it's practically an otherkin wet dream from the ads and the actual movie is so much, much worse.
Seriously, Brother Bear is like the worst furry transformation story you've ever read. Just imagine that some craptacular Phil Collins shit was playing while you read it and that you shelled out nine bucks for the pleasure of the whole experience.
It’s collective guilt on the part of the American nation, because they exterminated the Native Americans and nicked their land.
The collective guilt outs itself in fetishing the Native Americans as “wise stewards of the land” (though in reality they caused the extinction of several species etc) while TALKING (but not doing anything) about the environment and how we need to stop RAPEING MOTHER EARTH WITH THE DILDO OF STRIP MINEING or something.
I'm not one of those "white men with a guilty conscience". IMO, I wish Custer had air support.
Hmm,
Custer didn’t know how to handle the natives; he was foolish and stupid in his dealings. However the bloodshed could not be avoided at some point, The land was being taken.
But during the civil war he sacrificed men in foolish charges and silly actions, just so he could get glory.
Ultimately, One has to say that there never was a golden age and all heroes have feet of clay. |
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Tussan
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Posted: 11/6/2003 10:34:20 PM
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the more popular the anthro/animal movie is, the more chance of it being spoiled by fanboys.
i might be wrong. |
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