I think internet depravation is getting to the point where demented furry fans are going to start ruining our PREMONITIONS, let alone our memories.

Typically, a modified screengrab.

http://home.comcast.net/~baloo.bear/fuzzyadult37l.jpg (nws)

I think internet depravation is getting to the point where demented furry fans are going to start ruining our PREMONITIONS, let alone our memories.

Typically, a modified screengrab.

http://home.comcast.net/~baloo.bear/fuzzyadult37l.jpg (nws)

I think internet depravation is getting to the point where demented furry fans are going to start ruining our PREMONITIONS, let alone our memories.

Typically, a modified screengrab.

http://home.comcast.net/~baloo.bear/fuzzyadult37l.jpg (nws)

Euuggh! Not even well-drawn spooge at that.

You'd think furries would at least have a disturbingly detailed knowledge on what a REAL bear winky would look like.

This is even less surprising if you've actually seen this movie. I'm ashamed to saw I saw it this weekend (Because I'm an animation whore and I'll see any cartoon) and, to put it charitably, it sucks out loud in that unique and beautiful way that only furry can. I cannot believe that there weren't any furries involved in the making of this flick at every stage in production. It's your standard "Headstrong young native American learns about TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE, grows as a person and becomes a wise steward of the land" until the last five minutes in which the furry retardation factor gets ratcheted up about a hundred notches. My jaw literally dropped. You can tell it's practically an otherkin wet dream from the ads and the actual movie is so much, much worse.


Seriously, Brother Bear is like the worst furry transformation story you've ever read. Just imagine that some craptacular Phil Collins shit was playing while you read it and that you shelled out nine bucks for the pleasure of the whole experience.

This is even less surprising if you've actually seen this movie. I'm ashamed to saw I saw it this weekend (Because I'm an animation whore and I'll see any cartoon) and, to put it charitably, it sucks out loud in that unique and beautiful way that only furry can. I cannot believe that there weren't any furries involved in the making of this flick at every stage in production. It's your standard "Headstrong young native American learns about TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE, grows as a person and becomes a wise steward of the land" until the last five minutes in which the furry retardation factor gets ratcheted up about a hundred notches. My jaw literally dropped. You can tell it's practically an otherkin wet dream from the ads and the actual movie is so much, much worse.


Seriously, Brother Bear is like the worst furry transformation story you've ever read. Just imagine that some craptacular Phil Collins shit was playing while you read it and that you shelled out nine bucks for the pleasure of the whole experience.

It’s collective guilt on the part of the American nation, because they exterminated the Native Americans and nicked their land.

The collective guilt outs itself in fetishing the Native Americans as “wise stewards of the land” (though in reality they caused the extinction of several species etc) while TALKING (but not doing anything) about the environment and how we need to stop RAPEING MOTHER EARTH WITH THE DILDO OF STRIP MINEING or something.

Oh, c'mon, a modified screengrab?

Folks, there was honest-to-god Lilo and Stich porn two weeks before the movie goddamn came out. Before that, we had the first appearance of Titan AE porn at 4 days, and BEFORE THAT, Lola Bunny porn at two weeks.

It's like they're slipping or something. The furries are supposed to be getting quicker and more through in their trashing of new shit, not less thorough and slower.

This is even less surprising if you've actually seen this movie. I'm ashamed to saw I saw it this weekend (Because I'm an animation whore and I'll see any cartoon) and, to put it charitably, it sucks out loud in that unique and beautiful way that only furry can. I cannot believe that there weren't any furries involved in the making of this flick at every stage in production. It's your standard "Headstrong young native American learns about TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE, grows as a person and becomes a wise steward of the land" until the last five minutes in which the furry retardation factor gets ratcheted up about a hundred notches. My jaw literally dropped. You can tell it's practically an otherkin wet dream from the ads and the actual movie is so much, much worse.


Seriously, Brother Bear is like the worst furry transformation story you've ever read. Just imagine that some craptacular Phil Collins shit was playing while you read it and that you shelled out nine bucks for the pleasure of the whole experience.

It’s collective guilt on the part of the American nation, because they exterminated the Native Americans and nicked their land.

The collective guilt outs itself in fetishing the Native Americans as “wise stewards of the land” (though in reality they caused the extinction of several species etc) while TALKING (but not doing anything) about the environment and how we need to stop RAPEING MOTHER EARTH WITH THE DILDO OF STRIP MINEING or something.

I'm not one of those "white men with a guilty conscience". IMO, I wish Custer had air support.