Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Today, I went down to the King County District Court and got my name legally changed.

Richard Brian Fallstrom

is now

Brian Alfador Fallstrom

Discuss Brian Alfador Fallstrom here and leave this poor guy Naylor and his sister alone (Allah rocks, anyway).

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Move your dead bones, bones, bones... the buttplug shall keep you alive.

...I had more, I swear, but your avatar always distracts me. Blerrrgh.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Hail Evil!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I hope like hell he (that is a male, right?) goes to one of those artsy liberal colleges where one who wears collars, ears and a tail is just trying to stand out from the goths and emos and whatnot.

Either way, I feel bad for their classmates and especially their lab partners.

Professor: "Now cut along the cat's stomach with the larger scalpel."
Brian: *Sniffle* "But... he's so cyoote! You're a horrible evil scientist hyoomon!"
Professor: "Ugh... Brian, this is why I paired you with the Muslim kid when we did fetal pigs..."

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

no...not the diaper furs...please lets not talk about them...it's bad enough as is...oh god it's a class picture...they look so...so...that guy seems so embarrased...christ...ears and tails and...no...i don't want to think about it... he's probably wearing one too...shit...no! i didn't mean that...dammit!...make it stop...

Whatever happened to Xanadu and Birthright and Fusion - it should never have turned into this...

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Guess who! NSFW, or anywhere for that matter.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

Guess who! NSFW, or anywhere for that matter.

It's times like this that I welcome that killer asteroid that will wipe out everything organic on this planet. Diapers and all.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Guys, what's happening to the once-upstanding American society? How is it he's not being beaten up constantly? Are they afraid of blowing up his diaper on themselves? Like with this infamous burning-shit-bag prank...

Also: Stoneth, how is it you're a friend to every freak? I'm getting a little afraid of you.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Stoneth's a furry, man, you can't break him of that. Sort of like you can't housebreak Alfador. The fact that Stoneth's got his lips wrapped around half of these guys' metaphorical cocks, I suppose we'll just have to learn to live with, much like the daily hijinks of the resident scat-queen and the random old ghosts of furrydom past who can't seem to forget old wrongs (those that haven't been banned, anyway).

Alfador: furry 4 life, indeed. Hard to believe he's about as far through his EE as I am (but I'm hitting up CS as well, that loser), but let's see what shit hits what fans when he's thrust into the desert of the real. Western universities tend to support that kind of 'self-expression' and 'lifestyle choice', but let's see what industrial or contract management will be down with foxtails and fake ears on site or in the office. I'm sure there's gotta be some OSHA violations there, and I'd love to see what the courts would say about this sort of 'discrimination in the workplace'.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

At last, my first name is the name I've gone by all my life. And instead of switching Richard in as the middle name, I dropped it in favor of the name I've assumed over the past nearly-five years.

Uh ok what? So his entire LIFE has only been five years. I suppose being a baby fur, that's a good delusion to have(?)...

I... have no other comment at present.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Also: Stoneth, how is it you're a friend to every freak? I'm getting a little afraid of you.

Stoneth's a furry, man, you can't break him of that. Sort of like you can't housebreak Alfador. The fact that Stoneth's got his lips wrapped around half of these guys' metaphorical cocks, I suppose we'll just have to learn to live with, much like the daily hijinks of the resident scat-queen and the random old ghosts of furrydom past who can't seem to forget old wrongs (those that haven't been banned, anyway).

Every freak? Not the last time I checked. So I'm friended to Alfador. Big fat fucking hairy deal. It's not like this is Quozl or TDK or Cigarskunk or Postvixen we're talking about. Alfador in my humble opinion is a far lesser evil than most shmucks featured on the threads here.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Stoneth, you're not cool anymore :(

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Every freak? Not the last time I checked. So I'm friended to Alfador. Big fat fucking hairy deal. It's not like this is Quozl or TDK or Cigarskunk or Postvixen we're talking about. Alfador in my humble opinion is a far lesser evil than most shmucks featured on the threads here.

Seriously, in furry fandumb as in life, one cannot help that their friends might... suck. Stoneth's not responsible for his friends' actions and unless he purposefully befriended Alfador for his shitty art and stories, you can't really hold it against him.

Maybe it's just the overly defensive furry in me talking...

Oh, and I'm a friend of a friend of Cigarskunk's. Does that make me a loser twice removed?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Oh, and I'm a friend of a friend of Cigarskunk's. Does that make me a loser twice removed?

WHO IS CIGARSKUNK???

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Oh, and I'm a friend of a friend of Cigarskunk's. Does that make me a loser twice removed?

You know how to catch the person who's making tinkle in the wrong place, right? Just follow the trail upsttream. :twisted:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Seriously, in furry fandumb as in life, one cannot help that their friends might... suck. Stoneth's not responsible for his friends' actions and unless he purposefully befriended Alfador for his shitty art and stories, you can't really hold it against him.

Well said.

Oh, and I'm a friend of a friend of Cigarskunk's. Does that make me a loser twice removed?

WHO IS CIGARSKUNK???

Cigarskunk is an asshat. He tried to claims up an down that the picture done of him by EWS and the one done by TDK were done by two different people. He also bitches on fchan about how some pics shouldn't be in /a/ and how he offended by pics which don't violate TOS but offend him. And let us not forget Cigarskunk's keen sense of logic: If a female uses a strap-on on another female, it is considered lesbian, so if a female uses a strap-on on a male, it is considered gay.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

And regardless of the Fchan topic, he always mentioned three points:

1. He did not like gay porn or herms.

2. Furries hate conservatives like he.

3. Hirtes suxxorz.

He was banned from the land of fchan, much like Hirtes from here. Perhaps they will duel to the death in some place no one will have to watch.

Regardless, he introduced me to Shaulin Soccer, so I get mixed feelings. Sadly, the only picture I took of him was not direct on. I have a better view of his ass than his face.

Take any random beardy, moderately overweight, 40-50something furry and you have how Cigarskunk looks.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Guys, it's not a thread about CS. It's a thread about Brian.

Brian...the babe they called Brian,
Grew...grew, grew and grew,
Grew up to be,
Grew up to be,
A boy called Brian,
A boy called Brian.
He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet
This boy whose name was Brian,
And he grew, grew, grew and grew,
Grew up to be,
Yes he grew up to be,
A teenager called Brian,
A teenager called Brian.
And his face became spotty
Yes his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low,
And things started to grow,
On young Brian and so,
He was certainly no,
No girl named Brian,
Not a girl named Brian.
And he started to shave,
And have one off the wrist,
And want to see girls,
And go out and get pissed
A man called Brian.
This man called Brian.
The man they called Brian.
This man called Brian.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Cigarskunk is like every stereotyped, movie blowhard who hasn't done a thing with his life but has a pocket full of boasts and self-inflation. He's one of those people who when you see them and hear about them, YOU'RE embarassed for them.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Alright alright, Alfador might not be evil per se, but he's still a colassal dork. He doesn't fuel any buring self-righteous hatred within me the way that KnK does, but I find him amusing.

Stoneth can be friends with whom eve he wants to, provided he doesn't fag up these forums with "CMON GUYS I'M STILL COOL STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BUDS" posts. But since I'm required to make said posts whenever Micah comes up in conversation, I'm probably not one to talk.

Is it just me or does Alfador make it his business to go fan psycho over every furry atrocity comic/artist out there? I think I've seen him swooning over KnK, GeneCatlowe, Jack, etc. but I could be mistaken. Someone needs to post his 9/11 tribute, though.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Stoneth can be friends with whom eve he wants to, provided he doesn't fag up these forums with "CMON GUYS I'M STILL COOL STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BUDS" posts.

Funny you should say that because Mic...

But since I'm required to make said posts whenever Micah comes up in conversation, I'm probably not one to talk.

You... evil psychic bastard. You had to ruin that for me, didn't you?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Believe you me, I don't have very many, uh ... odd friends. And I'm not going to go "Hey you guys! You shouldn't talk about people like that. Whine..." because that defeats what makes this board so wonderful. Feel free to talk about him all you want. I'm just not going to contribute much to this thread because, well ... I don't believe in back-stabbing. It's not like I share all the interests of my friends. I for one hate KnK.

BTW, did someone mention September 11th?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Sigh...spandex shorts and all...

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Sigh...spandex shorts and all...

I was thinking that the elastic holding the breastplate on must chafe, not wearing an undershirt with it and all.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Flag on the scythe... I can't believe that from all that one can pick in this picture, it's that one that makes me laugh.

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

Its even at half mast...

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

But since I'm required to make said posts whenever Micah comes up in conversation, I'm probably not one to talk.

I've told you before, there's no need, I can defend myself well enough. ;P Let's not give the impression that I force you to defend my honor! *snort*

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Flag on the scythe... I can't believe that from all that one can pick in this picture, it's that one that makes me laugh.

I find the scythe itself a laugh and a half. =) It's very clever how it's curved into almost a backwards D with the hamfisted effort to squeeze it into the photo. Classy stuff!

The 18 or so tails are great too! Lady Liberty has never stood taller!

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

Today, I went down to the King County District Court and got my name legally changed.

God DAMNIT! More of 'em!

Dormin · Qualificator Joined: 01 Nov 2004 Posts: 29

Believe you me, I don't have very many, uh ... odd friends. And I'm not going to go "Hey you guys! You shouldn't talk about people like that. Whine..." because that defeats what makes this board so wonderful. Feel free to talk about him all you want. I'm just not going to contribute much to this thread because, well ... I don't believe in back-stabbing. It's not like I share all the interests of my friends. I for one hate KnK.

BTW, did someone mention September 11th?

Magus, what has he done to you?

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

And regardless of the Fchan topic, he always mentioned three points:

1. He did not like gay porn or herms.

2. Furries hate conservatives like he.

3. Hirtes suxxorz.

4. Furries hate smokers. It's wrong to complain about smokers when you also like Tiny Toon porn. (?)

The Stoneth bashing isn't cool, guys. I'm friends with a lot of freaks; they're just not obnoxious, stupid freaks. I'm fine with harmless fetishes or fanboys as long as they're not zealots or obliviously tactless in public.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Alfador/wtc_tribute.jpg

http://totallysquared.free.fr/ct/images/personnages/magus-p.gif

Magus, what has he done to you?

Awwww, it was so much funnier when I thought he made that weak crap up. =D Nice job on the cape, though. Apparently that trained artists eye mistook the fluttering cloak for batman-style points.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Alfador/wtc_tribute.jpg

http://totallysquared.free.fr/ct/images/personnages/magus-p.gif

Christ, he can't even be lame in an original way. How big a percentage of furry art isn't a direct rip-off of something else? 10 %, at best?

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

SO LET'S ALL FORGET THIS IS A MOCKING SITE AND SEND THEM ALL PIES!

cow pies

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Oh, and I'm a friend of a friend of Cigarskunk's. Does that make me a loser twice removed?

Nope. Twice added.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

The Stoneth bashing isn't cool, guys. I'm friends with a lot of freaks; they're just not obnoxious, stupid freaks. I'm fine with harmless fetishes or fanboys as long as they're not zealots or obliviously tactless in public.

Brian Alfador Fallstrom is wearing his TAILS WITH A BUTTPLUG AND A FUCKING DIAPER quite in public, and even makes sure he's in the goddamn newspapers.

And you're saying some conservative guy who don't know what "gay" actually means is really so much worse? I'd disagree.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

It is okay to mock fat people cuz you sometimes can do something about it... but not the shape of someone's skull!
it's not nice..

Augh ...but am I the only un who thinks his fox ears or glasses are on too tight and the skull has caved in? <<<=)

And how many tails does he got anyway? =)

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

His mom just squeezed when she should have pushed at birth, collapsing that soft supple baby head. That explains the egg head look and the deep trauma that just shines trough on everything he does.

Buttplug? Where the hell did you find that out? No, don't tell me. He posted it on the internet for all to see and took pride in it? As long as there's no pictures and videos. *shivers*

Why the hell do furs want to bring all their shit to public? Why?

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Because if they keep it underground the fursecution will just continue. DUH. The only way to get people to stop making fun of you is to give them a reason to.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I noticed his head head's shape, too... But AT LEAST he's not fat (and bearded). Yet?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Who cares if he's not fat? HE WEARS DIAPERS AND COLLARS AND TAILS. In public.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Who cares if he's not fat? HE WEARS DIAPERS AND COLLARS AND TAILS. In public.

In before "Horses in New York City do too"... BECAUSE OF HITLER!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Speaking of wearing tails,

http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/retroSWAT3/11.jpg

Edited for: OH NOES!

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Speaking of wearing tails,

hurting image of a huge ugly damn fatty folk

GAH!! Have you seen the picture that shows there!? THE HORROR!
DO NOT try to leech images from SA!

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Speaking of wearing tails,

http://i.somethingawful.com/fashion/retroSWAT3/11.jpg

Edited for: OH NOES!

My GOD you are really fucking stupid

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

So see ya (you may delete my account).

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Speaking of wearing tails

You know, there are these swell sites called ImageShack and Photobucket and TinyPic that you can use to host images. Try 'em, you might like 'em!

Or you could just mooch off a generous friend like I do.

Anyway.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

BAM! Another bites the dust in short order.

I'm getting that Eat All Furries deja vu except no one has banned anybody yet in this thread. Also it was in a hissy fit. Are the endtimes coming for CYD or just more drah-ma?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

re the endtimes coming for CYD or just more drah-ma?

No, it's just DRAMARAMA. Pixel-Drama if you will.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

No, it's just DRAMARAMA. Pixel-Drama if you will.

I love that band.

It's a cruel... cruel summah.. and you're gone - you're not the only one...