Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/512199/rfrid/tehuti_88

Porn that takes place in ersatz Egyptian times. Plot: Human gets it up the ass from some creature whose name I can't remember, and becomes creature's love slave. There's also conflict between the humans and the creatures or something. I can't be bothered to read it again. Love, lust, slavery, hatred, redemption...or so says the summary. Almost 50 parts. I challenge you to read the entire thing.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Wow, I can't find it, let alone read it. What a crap-ass layout.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

Search terms: furry yaoi egypt kemet homosexual gay lesbian anthro anthropomorphic egyptian kemetic apsiu kana moru slave master fantasy erotica

-sigh-

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Wow, I can't find it, let alone read it. What a crap-ass layout.

What Monica said. But judging from weird_guy_in_the_corner's description, not finding it probably isn't a bad deal...

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

HALT!

THIS STORY IS NOT JUST PORN!

HALT!

GEORGE W BUSH IS NOT JUST STUPID!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

HALT!

GEORGE W BUSH IS NOT JUST STUPID!

HALT!

ASININE POLITICAL COMMENTARIES MAKE YOU SMRT!

Pull the Kerry sticker off your car, and shove it up your ass, ok. It's over, you whiny bitch. You lost seven months ago. Take your political bullshit and put it in an apporpriate thread.

I also tried looking for this craptacular pile of wrechedness, then realized what I was doing, and sibsequently gave up. For the good of the world, Jesus, our Troops, and PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

HALT!

GEORGE W BUSH IS NOT JUST STUPID!

HALT!

ASININE POLITICAL COMMENTARIES MAKE YOU SMRT!

Pull the Kerry sticker off your car, and shove it up your ass, ok. It's over, you whiny bitch. You lost seven months ago. Take your political bullshit and put it in an apporpriate thread.

I also tried looking for this craptacular pile of wrechedness, then realized what I was doing, and sibsequently gave up. For the good of the world, Jesus, our Troops, and PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH.

I haven't been here long enough to know if that was sarcasm.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

i think it was :(

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Furries have a boner for ancient egypt. In part because they want to rape the memory of Anubis worse than 'The Mummy' movies, and part because icky Christians were illegal back then.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

HALT!

GEORGE W BUSH IS NOT JUST STUPID!

HALT!

ASININE POLITICAL COMMENTARIES MAKE YOU SMRT!

It wasn't political commentary. I could have written something else like:

HALT!

MACDONALDS DOESN'T JUST MAKE YOU FAT

or...

HALT!

DEAN KOONZT DOESN'T JUST WRITE SHITTY BOOKS

Cause HALTing someone and saying something is NOT JUST SOMETHING BAD is a little redundant, don't you you think?

Maybe next time if you read between the lines instead of between your buttcrack, you might see that.

Pull the Kerry sticker off your car, and shove it up your ass, ok. It's over, you whiny bitch. You lost seven months ago. Take your political bullshit and put it in an apporpriate thread.

I didn't have a Kerry sticker since I'm not from the US in the first place! JOKE'S ON YOU, STUPAD!

I also tried looking for this craptacular pile of wrechedness, then realized what I was doing, and sibsequently gave up. For the good of the world, Jesus, our Troops, and PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH.

Don't forget Naylor.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

This thread is starting to suck more than the story...

Also to get to the rape you need to scroll down and click on a chapter.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Also to get to the rape you need to scroll down and click on a chapter.

That reads like an instruction manual from Hell.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

Reviving this thread because, well, the author's upset:

To the people who came here from the CrushYiffDestroy board: I'm sorry I disappointed you so badly.

I'm sorry for trying to put my best into my writing. I guess I thought it counted for something but I guess I was wrong.

If the site layout is truly so difficult for you to get, all you have to do is click on the updates item and find links to each part. Each part links to the subsequent part. That is, if you wanted to go that far. Judging by the posts it doesn't look like anyone did even that before deciding this story was not worth their time. That's fine by me. The only reason the story is posted on a site with such a difficult layout is because the content is such that most other sites will not accept it. I could send people the story in plain HTML format if they wished, but from the sound of it none of you are interested. Also fine by me.

But just the same, #1, I used the word "furry" only because my story features anthropomorphic beings of my own creation--I thought that might help people who were interested in such a thing get here. There are no people in fursuits or anthro foxes or anything like that--and all the search terms given apply to the story. #2, no, there is no Anubis in this story. So you don't have to complain about that at least. Not that you would know or care what I personally think of Anubis. Lastly, #3, I am not a Mummy fan, nor am I a furry.

One would think that members of a site whose "About" section states, Anyone who seriously takes CYD for a "hate site" is either just skimming through it or relying on what his or her friends have said, because reading is hard work, kids, right? would at least LOOK at the work in question before they commence flaming it as so horrifically awful...don't you think?

I'm sorry somebody spammed your board with my link without my knowledge. And I hope you find something more to your liking elsewhere since you didn't find it here.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

For a non-furry he sure takes his internets like a furry...

My judgement stands: To get to the rape you need to scroll down and click on a chapter.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Reviving this thread because, well, the author's upset:

To the people who came here from the CrushYiffDestroy board: I'm sorry I disappointed you so badly.

I'm sorry for trying to put my best into my writing. I guess I thought it counted for something but I guess I was wrong.

If the site layout is truly so difficult for you to get, all you have to do is click on the updates item and find links to each part. Each part links to the subsequent part. That is, if you wanted to go that far. Judging by the posts it doesn't look like anyone did even that before deciding this story was not worth their time. That's fine by me. The only reason the story is posted on a site with such a difficult layout is because the content is such that most other sites will not accept it. I could send people the story in plain HTML format if they wished, but from the sound of it none of you are interested. Also fine by me.

But just the same, #1, I used the word "furry" only because my story features anthropomorphic beings of my own creation--I thought that might help people who were interested in such a thing get here. There are no people in fursuits or anthro foxes or anything like that--and all the search terms given apply to the story. #2, no, there is no Anubis in this story. So you don't have to complain about that at least. Not that you would know or care what I personally think of Anubis. Lastly, #3, I am not a Mummy fan, nor am I a furry.

One would think that members of a site whose "About" section states, Anyone who seriously takes CYD for a "hate site" is either just skimming through it or relying on what his or her friends have said, because reading is hard work, kids, right? would at least LOOK at the work in question before they commence flaming it as so horrifically awful...don't you think?

I'm sorry somebody spammed your board with my link without my knowledge. And I hope you find something more to your liking elsewhere since you didn't find it here.

Cry me a river.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

the author's upset

He put that on his own site because someone somewhere else on the internet had a few negative comments? I could understand it if he'd posted it here... but putting it up there makes little sense.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

He put that on his own site because someone somewhere else on the internet had a few negative comments? I could understand it if he'd posted it here... but putting it up there makes little sense.

Like he said, if someone somewhere has negative comments, it's a HATE SITE.

its_simo · Coadjutor Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 82

He put that on his own site because someone somewhere else on the internet had a few negative comments? I could understand it if he'd posted it here...

Too much like work. You have to register, then wait for confirmation, then you can post.

what I don't get is why he would point out another web site where his story was getting bad reviews. :shock: That might drive away potential readers, might it not? :roll:

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

No way, if cyd is attacking you, it must be fantasic. Those nazis can't stand any good furry art.

its_simo · Coadjutor Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 82

No way, if cyd is attacking you, it must be fantasic. Those nazis can't stand any good furry art.

That theory only applies if it's Furry art. He said it wasn't a Furry story, just that he used that as a search term to draw in Furries.

He lied, that bastard! :evil: Go get 'em nazis! :lol: