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creature
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Posted: 5/26/2005 6:27:06 PM     Post subject: How I feel...  

I think the Wheatus song "Punk Ass Bitch" pretty much sums up how I feel about a good 70% of the furry fandom...


"Punk Assed Bitch"

She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her
A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony
That you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas
That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch

You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle
One gives you attitude-a, your reason to be rude-a
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her
A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension
You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a
It's just a testimony, that you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 5/26/2005 6:42:10 PM     Post subject:  

They left out the part about how "You weigh 800 pounds and you got bad facial hair."
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Stahi
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Posted: 5/26/2005 11:03:57 PM     Post subject:  

They left out the part about how "You weigh 800 pounds and you got bad facial hair."


HEY!
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Rankin
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Posted: 5/27/2005 12:19:23 AM     Post subject:  

They left out the part about how "You weigh 800 pounds and you got bad facial hair."


I believe the colloquialism is 'fatbeard'.
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Posted: 5/27/2005 2:12:42 AM     Post subject:  


HEY!


You couldn't grow a beard if you wanted to, fat ass. :twisted:
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Stahi
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Posted: 5/27/2005 11:06:58 PM     Post subject:  


You couldn't grow a beard if you wanted to, fat ass. :twisted:


I could if the hairs that lie between my mustache to the rest of my neck-hair would actually make a bridge. But they DON'T. So my beard = incomplete.
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its_simo
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Posted: 5/27/2005 11:40:15 PM     Post subject:  

Never heard of Wheatus before, but I sure do know whose mp3's I won't be downloading any time soon. Those lyrics are horrible: lousy poetry, and they make no sense. :shock:


You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator


Dials? Dials are an analog interface; this is the digital age. :lol: "See them later"? What, the dials? "While in the elevator"? Where the hell did that come from? What does an elevator have to do with anything?

"You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle "

Sounds like a desperate attempt to make a rhyme. This makes no sense.

Yuck! :twisted:
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Rankin
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Posted: 5/27/2005 11:53:17 PM     Post subject:  

This makes no sense.


You just can't understand it because it's so deep. Like Tool.. or RadioHead. Or.. or.. NiN - and their overpricessed staticfest of a new single.
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its_simo
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Posted: 5/28/2005 12:23:52 AM     Post subject:  

You just can't understand it because it's so deep. Like Tool.. or RadioHead. Or.. or.. NiN - and their overpricessed staticfest of a new single.


I suppose that's always a possibility. I gave up on buying RIAA CDs in 2000, and have been listening to independents ever since, so I missed Tool and RadioHead.

NiN: "I want to fuck you like an animal" :lol:
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 5/28/2005 3:35:37 AM     Post subject:  

Rankin, it's not fair to use the old Tool in-joke on the new guy.

"LEARN TO SWIM!"
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Banrai
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Posted: 5/28/2005 4:06:00 AM     Post subject:  



I suppose that's always a possibility. I gave up on buying RIAA CDs in 2000, and have been listening to independents ever since, so I missed Tool and RadioHead.

NiN: "I want to fuck you like an animal" :lol:



That was the gayest thing I have ever read.
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