Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Check it out.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

You should link us.

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/showpic.php?g=furry_cards&picnum=10&numpics=17

I'm guessing this since he's been a subject of conversation lately.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Why Hopkins has gotten his own card and not Naylor, I wonder. Long overdue, says I. Cool card, though.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

How about a Munchie card? I'm gonna make a Goterman card even there aren't any photos. :P

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

There are photos of Gonterman around here, but I sure as hell dont want to go rooting around to see the face of the INTERNET™'s most dangerous cartoonist again.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

There are photos of Gonterman around here, but I sure as hell dont want to go rooting around to see the face of the INTERNET™'s most dangerous cartoonist again.

Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi!

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Wow. He's almost the stereotype.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Thanks, Stoneth...I think.

Sorry, I'm one of those thousands of people who just love to hate the guy. It's pathetic, but he's so constantly bad that I can't help it. :P

Pi pi pi indeed!

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

You should link us.

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/showpic.php?g=furry_cards&picnum=10&numpics=17

I'm guessing this since he's been a subject of conversation lately.

That is the true face of evil.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

There are photos of Gonterman around here, but I sure as hell dont want to go rooting around to see the face of the INTERNET™'s most dangerous cartoonist again.

Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi!

WHAT THE LOL.
It's so scary!!!! He looks like a creepy combo between Jerry Springer and Lionel Richie...eek!

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

There are photos of Gonterman around here, but I sure as hell dont want to go rooting around to see the face of the INTERNET™'s most dangerous cartoonist again.

http://foxfire.twu.net/RLDavid.jpg

Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi!

WHAT THE LOL.
It's so scary!!!! He looks like a creepy combo between Jerry Springer and Lionel Richie...eek!

So... Does he host a show where Amy reveals to Sonic that Tails is actually Dr. Robotnik's love child? And afterwards, sing Say you, Say Me for a final thought?

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Good God, is he lactating in that picture?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

There are photos of Gonterman around here, but I sure as hell dont want to go rooting around to see the face of the INTERNET™'s most dangerous cartoonist again.

http://foxfire.twu.net/RLDavid.jpg

Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi!

WHAT THE LOL.
It's so scary!!!! He looks like a creepy combo between Jerry Springer and Lionel Richie...eek!

So... Does he host a show where Amy reveals to Sonic that Tails is actually Dr. Robotnik's love child? And afterwards, sing Say you, Say Me for a final thought?

Now THAT, I'd like to see.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

"WHAT THE LOL.
It's so scary!!!! He looks like a creepy combo between Jerry Springer and Lionel Richie...eek!"

Too me he looks almost the spitting image of the stapler guy from office space. And who the fuck poses for a photo for use on the net in a filthy shirt?

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I'd love to see this expand into a collectible card game. Think about it: you choose an artist to begin with and the goal is to move up in the furry fandom either by virtue or pornography. The setback cards would be Sibe, bit torrents, Bondage Bob requests, etc.

It's like the game of Life, only furry :)

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

That is the true face of evil.

No, it's the true face of an abortion rights poster.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

I'd love to see this expand into a collectible card game. Think about it: you choose an artist to begin with and the goal is to move up in the furry fandom either by virtue or pornography. The setback cards would be Sibe, bit torrents, Bondage Bob requests, etc.

It's like the game of Life, only furry :)

The game where you win, and still lose! You'd need cards like what forums they're on and infamy cards and... gah. Don't get me thinking on how it'd be possible.

Bondage Bob? WTF?

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

Itd be like Magic the gathering, you'd have "Mana" cards like:

"I tap 2 fursuits, a plushie, and a compilation CD and cast Doug Winger."

or

"I will sacrifice 3 fursuits and cast 'Fursecution' on you, you lose 4 health and all artists become tapped for the next round."

and artists would have powers on their card, like:

"Doug Winger-

2 compilation CDs + spoogefolio + Tap: Put a 2/1 Horse Herm dong impaler token into play, due to massive wang size it has first strike."

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I will start working on this RIGHT NOW.

Steve Jackson games, here we come!

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

No, it's the true face of an abortion rights poster.

Hmm, sadly, according to "Sailor Moon: American Kitsune," Sailor Moon is the real poster child for abortion because she has meatball hair. Relive the horror! What's funny is that he establishes the abortion was "The real nasty partial birth kind too" and yet says that she was "promptly aborted." Oh, yeah, late term abortions are soooooooo prompt! :roll: Oh, wait, using the find tool, it seems Davey-kins was also "called 'the reason Abortion on Demand is legal in America,' by schoolkids." Aww, you heart the poor guy's feelings. You should be ashamed. :roll:

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I don't care what you guys say, I think Davey-kins is absolutely adorable.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Bondage Bob? WTF?

Bondage Bob: When Bondage Bob comes into play your mana goes up $500 but your virtue points go down -1000

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Bondage Bob? WTF?

Bondage Bob: When Bondage Bob comes into play your mana goes up $500 but your virtue points go down -1000

Google found a few, ahem, sites that makes me glad that I don't check the site at work. But it found this:

He refers to himself as "The Other Bondage Bob" (not to be confused with "Bondage Bob")

And this (Why would you want to view this at work? Get back to filing!)

Yeegads. When you have pornsters actively trying to avoid association, that cannot be good. Is that "Bondage Bob" an actual one person, or just a name to a collection of shambling masses?

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Yeegads. When you have pornsters actively trying to avoid association, that cannot be good. Is that "Bondage Bob" an actual one person, or just a name to a collection of shambling masses?

just ask Hirtes.

Apperently he got 'bobbed' way back when

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Yeegads. When you have pornsters actively trying to avoid association, that cannot be good. Is that "Bondage Bob" an actual one person, or just a name to a collection of shambling masses?

just ask Hirtes.

Apperently he got 'bobbed' way back when

Yeee---ugh. That just... Yeeegh. I'm at a loss for words. And the salt in the wound is the replies. Beyond hope, that lot.

Barely on-topic, but too subversive to pass up not mentioning:
At one of the Alternative Press Expos (Comic convention) one of the independent comic book people offered a free quickie sketch with the sale of a comic book. My request? "I want you to draw your reaction to my request of you drawing your reaction..." I'm hoping they got a chuckle out of that as well. I'll have to scan that and post it sometime.

Later on, a friend was in a rut about drawing, having drawn the same old things, and the usual idiots all fawning over the same old things, instead of giving actual constructive criticism. So I requested that they draw, 'An Angry Square'. Four sides, no eyes or mouth, but to ensure by the colors, textures, and line work that the square was ready to blow its top and go postal. Definitely not the usual fare, and forces them out of the rut to think about style and not just 'oooh! A griffon!'

I'm going to do that. If I ever go to a convention, and there's artists that do commissions, I'm going to ask for surreal things. "A sad triangle" "What you think of about the 1812 Overture" "Worship of spam" "Proper care and maintenance of platonic concepts" and "Heh. I could sign a blank piece of paper and he'd buy it." No part of the request is furry or not furry. If they decide to have a fox at the 1812 cannon, that's still valid. But hopefully, they'll experiment. It shall be performance art with a fistful of 20s.

I'll let you know if anything ever comes from that, and I invite you to try that out, too.

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 326

I find it funny how the only female on those cards is Kim Keister, surly we can think of more notorious furry girls?

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

banrai card

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I find it funny how the only female on those cards is Kim Keister, surly we can think of more notorious furry girls?

Plush-She... Hey, Bobby, you still got those pictures of Plush-She being gang banged by Pepe Le Pew plushies?

Manawolf, me thinks. I'm sure I can find a couple shots of her someplace. Who the hell else... Shite, I can't think of anyone right now.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

banrai card

You'd really like to see some more drama around here, wouldn't you?

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

banrai card

You'd really like to see some more drama around here, wouldn't you?

Hell yes!

0r0ch1 · Qualificator Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 24

Haha i should do a card of my own

You'll all tremble to my sight @u@!!!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Hey wow, been a long time since I looked at those cards... several new ones! ... What is it with furries and their choices in glasses? Of all the glasses-users in those pics, only Groat and Hopkins have ones that look good on them - everyone else have chosen eyewear that works against their faces, making them look even dorkier than need be...

I find it funny how the only female on those cards is Kim Keister, surly we can think of more notorious furry girls?

Oh no! You mentioned her by name!

creature's suggestions for Plush-She and Sara "Manawolf" Wheeler are good. Here's a few more:

Aubrey "Corona" Ferris, creator of Rabid. That alone should ensure notoriety.

Mayra "Huskie" Boyle, drama queen.

Fatalis, copyright violating furry porn maker.

Desiree Lee, same as Fatalis, only much spoogier.

and MicahFennec...

just ask Hirtes.

Apperently he got 'bobbed' way back when

Eeeewwww...

Haha i should do a card of my own

You'll all tremble to my sight @u@!!!

Oh? Who are you?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Dear lord... Bondage Bob exists?! The horror.

As for females, I'm surprised no one mentioned wabbit.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Females? Sure.

Lia "Tygger" Graf
African Butter Troll
Fetish: Whatever you can afford
Main Attack: Mammary Compactor
Special Power: Spousal Abuse
Weakness: Abject Poverty

Wabbit
Corpse
Fetish: Food
Main Attack: Eat
Special Power: Gravitational Pull
Weakness: Dead

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

OK, I'm objecting to the Wabbit one out of principle. :?

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

How about Shirlee Mouse or whatever the hell her name is and her wonderful mother? :P

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I'm objecting because it isn't funny.

But I do request we cover Wabbit's husband... mate... packmate... fuckbuddy Ursus. The old 'Yiff Beast of Unemployment' has seen more asses than a Grand Canyon horse trail.

Shirlee's just mental trainwreck city. I'm not convinced she'll even appear on photographs - silver halide is a holy material and she operates on an altogether different plane of existance than digital logic.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

Shirlee's just mental trainwreck city.

Makes sense if theres even a grain of truth to the suspicions that some of us have about her and Ma.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

How about Shirlee Mouse or whatever the hell her name is and her wonderful mother? :P

Shit that'd be funny. But other than her weird relationship with her mom, her plushophilia, and her inability to draw pointy things, there's not much that's extraordinary about her.
Except that she's engaged to the Kit 'n' Kay guy.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

How about Shirlee Mouse or whatever the hell her name is and her wonderful mother? :P

Shit that'd be funny. But other than her weird relationship with her mom, her plushophilia, and her inability to draw pointy things, there's not much that's extraordinary about her.
Except that she's engaged to the Kit 'n' Kay guy.

I shall now regale you with something scary, something to keep you up at night:

Imagine what their kids will be like.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Well, I already pray for Michael Jackson's children. Shouldn't be too much extra effort to work them in too.

Actually, I like to think child services would eventually pay them a visit, once their kids do what all kids do and start talking about embarassing things in school.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

How about Shirlee Mouse or whatever the hell her name is and her wonderful mother? :P

Shit that'd be funny. But other than her weird relationship with her mom, her plushophilia, and her inability to draw pointy things, there's not much that's extraordinary about her.
Except that she's engaged to the Kit 'n' Kay guy.

I shall now regale you with something scary, something to keep you up at night:

Imagine what their kids will be like.

OH NOES!!!!
I can just picture how their 'experiences' with their kids will provide for some 'great' material for future episodes of Kit 'n' Kay...
Any kids with Shirlee and Richard as it's parents, and Poodlemom as it's grandmother, will have to have many interesting stories to tell.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I nominate Jess K. for a card, on grounds of rampant drama, angst, and the fact that she draws females incredibly poorly for being one.