Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/s/res/1271.html
This is some funny shit.
I came across it a few minutes ago, and figured it was too good NOT to post. Someone says they fap to Zigzag. Chaos ensues.
I love how the people getting into deep detail about "Zigzag's Childhood" and phsycological ailments and whatnot.

Some of my favorite quotes:

AAny criticism of a beloved furry icon such as ZigZag will have me stygmatized as antifurry, something I am not.

JUST SHUT UP AND FWAP.

The moral of the story: PORN STARS ARE PEOPLE TOO! D'AWW

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Lovely.

Do they always launch into an in-depth discussion every time a piece of porn is posted?

"What is this? It seems to be a nude human, of the female variety. ...I... do not know what all those things are! We furries long ago gained the ability to reproduce through gay buttsecks..."

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Yeah, i saw that shit. There needs to be like a two line max for text posting limit at fchan, the amount of inane blabber that goes on there is absolutely rediculous. It's annoying to have to wade through that crap just to find some decent pics.

Do furries constantly squabble like 8 year olds in person or do they only do it on the net. If they do, thank god i don't know any.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

That's why fchan has the best banners.

Although I'm going to have nightmares from the one with Bob Barker and the furries saying how they won't spay or neuter.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Although I'm going to have nightmares from the one with Bob Barker and the furries saying how they won't spay or neuter.

"How much for 'Thor'?"
"Fifty dollars Bob."
"Let's see if he's right..!"

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Although I'm going to have nightmares from the one with Bob Barker and the furries saying how they won't spay or neuter.

"How much for 'Thor'?"
"Fifty dollars Bob."
"Let's see if he's right..!"

HAHAHA

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Heh, I noticed ZigZag's tragic past when I was going through Sabrina Online just to snark at it. (Yes, I know Schwarz didn't create her.) I thought it was funny because, you know, females only have a sex-drive to speak of if they've got screwed up childhoods: Exhibit A, Exhibit B. I'm so glad I have furries to tell me these things! :roll:

From the thread:

ZigZag should be used only to harden your cock.

Use only as directed!

Buddahfuckingchrist

Coming soon to a porn theater near you!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Yeah, i saw that shit. There needs to be like a two line max for text posting limit at fchan, the amount of inane blabber that goes on there is absolutely rediculous. It's annoying to have to wade through that crap just to find some decent pics.

The terms "fchan" and "decent pics" do not go in the same paragraph!

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

I think New Meat should do an in-depth analysis into the whole worship of ZigZag for his next article, and possibly answer the question: Just how "deep" is she?

And no, I meant "deep" as in her personality, not her vagina.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I think New Meat should do an in-depth analysis into the whole worship of ZigZag for his next article, and possibly answer the question: Just how "deep" is she?

And no, I meant "deep" as in her personality, not her vagina.

She is a porn star who runs a porn studio. She fucks all the time, and films anthros fucking all the time. Enough said.

Chris Baird · Prattler Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 140

I think New Meat should do an in-depth analysis into the whole worship of ZigZag for his next article, and possibly answer the question: Just how "deep" is she?
And no, I meant "deep" as in her personality, not her vagina.

An obvious start would be how there's the fanciful situtation that not one person at the porn studio is extremely mentally ill and/or a heroin addict...

Politically-correct sex-workers. lol.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Recently checking up on the thread reveals the fact that ZigZag was allegedly beaten and molested by her father. I don't know if I should laugh or get all pissy.

Oh, and some of the comments are actually kind of funny and semi-sane.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:roll: oh joy....another fun ride on the Schwartzney's land roller coaster of crap! :roll: ...when will his 15 minutes be up??? :cry: :wink:

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

:roll: oh joy....another fun ride on the Schwartzney's land roller coaster of crap! :roll: ...when will his 15 minutes be up??? :cry: :wink:

PLEASE STOP USING SO MANY GODDAMN SMILIES.

And Schwartz didn't create ZigZag, Max Blackrabbit did.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Recently checking up on the thread reveals the fact that ZigZag was allegedly beaten and molested by her father. I don't know if I should laugh or get all pissy.

Oh, and some of the comments are actually kind of funny and semi-sane.

ZigZag has a "BACKGROUND"?!?!
Wow, apparently porn stars aren't enough to fap to...you gotta throw in Incest, too!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

And Schwartz didn't create ZigZag, Max Blackrabbit did.

I think you're lying. Eric "Tokyo Denkikagaku Kogyo" Schwartz is a furry art god. He invented Sabrina, Amy, ZigZag, Thomas Wolfe, the Amiga, and Transformers because he's just that talented and infallible.

Let be known that Max despite his flaws is also a thousand times more talented than EWS is.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

And Schwartz didn't create ZigZag, Max Blackrabbit did.

I think you're lying. Eric "Tokyo Denkikagaku Kogyo" Schwartz is a furry art god. He invented Sabrina, Amy, ZigZag, Thomas Wolfe, the Amiga, and Transformers because he's just that talented and infallible.

Let be known that Max despite his flaws is also a thousand times more talented than EWS is.

The only Max pic I've ever seen is the one of Sabrina masturbating.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Recently checking up on the thread reveals the fact that ZigZag was allegedly beaten and molested by her father.

Yup. It's all in her official profile/background page on Max Blackrabbit's site. Blackrabbit evidently subscribes to the utterly defective mode of writing that if you let your character go through all sorts of hardships and ordeals, then it automatically becomes deep and real - genuine character writing be damned. Read it and weep, not for Zig Zag's abuse-filled childhood, but for the crappy prose.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Recently checking up on the thread reveals the fact that ZigZag was allegedly beaten and molested by her father.

Yup. It's all in her official profile/background page on Max Blackrabbit's site. Blackrabbit evidently subscribes to the utterly defective mode of writing that if you let your character go through all sorts of hardships and ordeals, then it automatically becomes deep and real - genuine character writing be damned. Read it and weep, not for Zig Zag's abuse-filled childhood, but for the crappy prose.

If you find yourself writing that much for a character created solely for the purpose of being fucked, you have too much time on your hands.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Recently checking up on the thread reveals the fact that ZigZag was allegedly beaten and molested by her father.

Yup. It's all in her official profile/background page on Max Blackrabbit's site. Blackrabbit evidently subscribes to the utterly defective mode of writing that if you let your character go through all sorts of hardships and ordeals, then it automatically becomes deep and real - genuine character writing be damned. Read it and weep, not for Zig Zag's abuse-filled childhood, but for the crappy prose.

If you find yourself writing that much for a character created solely for the purpose of being fucked, you have too much time on your hands.

Oh, indeed.
That's almost as bad as some of the childhood theories I've seen for "Gadget".

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

That's almost as bad as some of the childhood theories I've seen for "Gadget".

And what whould that be?

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

If you find yourself writing that much for a character created solely for the purpose of being fucked, you have too much time on your hands.

Or uncanny business sense. You can't buy advertising as well targeted and incessant as the fan wankery surrounding that shit. Instead of being limited to bland Chester Ringtail-style wank prints, ZZ's got a universe that every fanboy wants to build onto. As a result there isn't a furry alive today who doesn't know of ZZ. Maori tribesmen who pretend to have lion spirits are visited by winged angels bearing glossy posterboards and accompanied by choruses singing of the daily issues one encounters running a porn studio.

Of course, selling well drawn smut to furries is like selling ice to Eskimos... stranded in the desert... who have ice fetishes... anyway, it's overkill.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

That's almost as bad as some of the childhood theories I've seen for "Gadget".

And what whould that be?

She's been abused, her parents are dead, yadda yadda yadda.
What would be scarier is if her 'past' consisted of fat furries jerking off to Toon Disney cartoons, but that's much too close to reality.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Blöblörff!

http://discreetfx.com/SportsFX.htm

All other EWS-threads were closed! Shame on you!

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Or uncanny business sense.

Max does -not- have good business sense when it comes to his control over Zig or he would not be riding a bike (I think it's the pedel kind) around town. Ask Shawntae Howard.

By all rights, Max should, due to Zig and ZZstudios be pulling in at least as much bunk as SexyFur, but he's not even close.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

Exhibit B.

Why am I not surprised that Shirleeeeee's (I swear, she adds more "e's" every time she appears) first sexual experience was with a plushy? And given her portrayal in the comic, that her mom didn't say anything about it?

For all her apparent enthusiasm in the comic, I picture Shirleeeeeeeeee's mother as a long-suffering individual, resigned to her son-in-law drawing sexual pictures of her daughter as a mouse, her daughter's sex life overshadowing the rest of her life, and herself appearing as a naked dog-thing ruling over a town where fucking heals everything. The mental image includes her laying her head on a table, crying, drinking straight from a bottle of cheap gin.

sorry to post in a resurrected topic, but Donny brought it up, and it seems I missed it the first time around

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Blöblörff!

http://discreetfx.com/SportsFX.htm

All other EWS-threads were closed! Shame on you!

oh jesus fucking christ

bobby · Prattler Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 167

Blöblörff!

http://discreetfx.com/SportsFX.htm

All other EWS-threads were closed! Shame on you!

It's like every neckbearded animator's fantasy babe decided to take up basketball.

Oh wait, that was Lola Bunny.

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

So I googled Eric Schwartz. I was bored, alright?

First result

I don't know why, but I find this terribly amusing.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Hands up who thinks Square Moogle going to turn this into an YTMND (assuming he hasn't already)?

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Hands up if you think I have a furry admin watching my YTMNDs like a hawk. :)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Hands up if you think I have a furry admin watching my YTMNDs like a hawk. :)

AWW COME ON!!!
There's not MUCH furry about this...
I mean, no shitting dicknipples!
AND I WORKED SO HARD :(

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Keep Your Jesus off My Penis

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Hands up who thinks Square Moogle going to turn this into an YTMND (assuming he hasn't already)?

The look of wide eyed anticipation on TDK is priceless for that picture.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

So I googled Eric Schwartz. I was bored, alright?

First result

I don't know why, but I find this terribly amusing.

I found that a while back as well. At first, it was good to see EWS had finally gotten a life beyond Amiga, the Zombie computer (It's not alive, it's not dead, but shambles about, feasting on the CPUs of the living!) and drawing pantsless porn.

Then I realized it was not EWS, but a different Eric. Ah well.

Frankly, if they have to battle (There can be only one!), I'm rooting for the jesus penis guy.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

oh my god

<3<3<3<3<3

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Frankly, if they have to battle (There can be only one!), I'm rooting for the jesus penis guy.

I think that's a given. Considering TDK is a furry it's safe to assume almost anybody can kick his ass. That's probably why groats so batshit insane about having an arsenal of guns.

Razortail · Qualificator Joined: 18 Oct 2005 Posts: 2

Yeah you know it has to be gold coming from a hentai site.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Ah, if anything gets kicked off of YTMND.com it does not effect YTMNSFW.com, if you use that site you'll see everything that has been blocked. (Almost half of everything now.)

ALSO-- http://furryporn.ytmnd.com/

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Ah, if anything gets kicked off of YTMND.com it does not effect YTMNSFW.com, if you use that site you'll see everything that has been blocked. (Almost half of everything now.)

ALSO-- http://furryporn.ytmnd.com/

Yey!
I am pleased :)

bobby · Prattler Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 167

ALSO-- http://furryporn.ytmnd.com/

That was a terrible YTMND. :<

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

Ah, if anything gets kicked off of YTMND.com it does not effect YTMNSFW.com, if you use that site you'll see everything that has been blocked. (Almost half of everything now.)

ALSO-- http://furryporn.ytmnd.com/

Wow, the comments you got from http://fuckingfurries.ytmnsfw.com/ are funny. :D No wonder it got blocked.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

ALSO-- http://furryporn.ytmnd.com/

That was a terrible YTMND. :<

Thank you, always good to know that I've still got it. :)

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Wow, the comments you got from http://fuckingfurries.ytmnsfw.com/ are funny. :D No wonder it got blocked.

HAHAHAHA, that made my day, thanks for mentioning that. Apparently the general consensus is that all furries should be rounded up and gassed, interesting how that kept coming up.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

ALSO-- http://furryporn.ytmnd.com/

That was a terrible YTMND. :<

Thank you, always good to know that I've still got it. :)

AND WE LOVE YOU FOR IT
but mine are shittier

CousinTed · Qualificator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

Exhibit B.

Okay, can someone tell me what this: <:3 )~~8~ is supposed to be? The best I could think of was a cat in a party hat being eaten by a penis eel.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Okay, can someone tell me what this: <:3 )~~8~ is supposed to be? The best I could think of was a cat in a party hat being eaten by a penis eel.

It's actually a female mouse, the '8' is a bow on it's tail.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Okay, can someone tell me what this: <:3 )~~8~ is supposed to be? The best I could think of was a cat in a party hat being eaten by a penis eel.

It's actually a female mouse, the '8' is a bow on it's tail.

Way too much thought went into that damn smiley.

bobby · Prattler Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 167

Exhibit B.

Wow, shock and awe campaign going on here. AmyStereo AKA QUOZL is posting like mad there. Kit & Kay attracts the most creepy furry fans, it seems.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I thought that retard was run off of every forum he is on. Guess I was wrong.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

Wow, shock and awe campaign going on here.

Got that right. It's shocking and awful. :P Explains a lot though. She should be so lucky as to have had the FBI intervene à la Nikki. Come to think of it, we'd probably all be better off.

Okay, can someone tell me what this: <:3 )~~8~ is supposed to be? The best I could think of was a cat in a party hat being eaten by a penis eel.

It's actually a female mouse, the '8' is a bow on it's tail.

Way too much thought went into that damn smiley.

Toaster! <)3~