Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

nothingkat · Qualificator Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 29

http://www.livejournal.com/users/goldenzoltan/129630.html

Mass hysteria. Cats and dogs living together. Passwords of FA users posted on the net for all to see. People are pissed. Livejournals are talking. Charges might be pressed (lol, yeah sure)

Furaffinity.net is shut down for now :salute:

Whether or not some of you are affected by this (WINK WINK), it appears the boys down over at FA are slowly learning about SECURITY the microsoft way.

Sorry The New Meat. Your fennec has been targeted!!!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

people are so retarded.

WAITAMINIUTE. I know this GoldenZoltan person. He tried to befriend me some time ago because he lives a mere hour from me. I got pissed off with his stupid remarks and banninated him from my livejournal and buddylist.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

Looks like he's trying to make himself out to be a furry intarweb badass by tweaking people and being an asshole in general. Maybe him and Sibe can go head to head and try to out-dramawhore each other.

It probably never occurred to him that by posting peoples passwords on his LJ, his account will likely be suspended if anyone bothers to complain to the admins. Smart move.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I don't know what's funnier: The fact that he posted this for all to see, or the fact that these people are ranting and raving over it.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Oh well he's been suspended, It ended before I got to see it... :|

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 326

well, it was entertaining while it lasted.

Bored now.

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Fuck, I like FA too. Jesus, it's a shame there's so many holes in the modifed Phpbpp format or whatever they use that anyone who knows it better can just slip in and raise hell.

And what's more amsuing/sad is it was done by a attention whore. Where are the -REAL- evil haxxors these days? I hear all these stories from my older friends about viruses that used to make your PC go up in a tower of flame, infections so bad that you'd have to smash the harddrive to be rid of it, etc.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

The real evil bastards get the passwords then try to match emails and passwords with PayPal accounts without a wisper. You never knew they where there. Fucking dumbass script-kiddies post them on hi LJ to prove what a l337 HAX0R he is and is surprised when they banninate him.

Edit: There's no glory anymore. All the elites work for people now. Often some really scary people, so it's a good idea never to get caught or take credit for anything.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

God you people need to go outside..
ALL OF YOU.
Both the people posting on the livejournal, and the people who made it.

GODDAMN.

I know I did, it was 90 degrees in the shade.. AWSOME day for a walk.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

God you people need to go outside..
ALL OF YOU.
Both the people posting on the livejournal, and the people who made it.

GODDAMN.

I know I did, it was 90 degrees in the shade.. AWSOME day for a walk.

Todays a wonderful day to go out and do things. I got done running/walking three miles. I feel thuper duper. :D

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

"Tell you what, bring it back up ASAP and delete this entry and you might not end up lynched by mobs of angry furries"

The only thing that can push a furry to violence is to take his porn away. :lol: at the ultimatum.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

I happened to be visiting my old friend Micahfennec this weekend when this went down.

Micah: Someone hacked FurAffinity!
Me: Ha, really?
Micah: Yeah, someone hacked into my account and posted Tubgirl!
Me: Isn't that a bit redundant?

She took my good-natured ribbing with alacrity, bless her.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

They're going to blame us for this, aren't they?

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

They're going to blame us for this, aren't they?

Sibe's already taken blame for it.

The cool drama is already taken. We just have to settle with the usual "ruinin' lives!" :wink:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

God you people need to go outside..
ALL OF YOU.
Both the people posting on the livejournal, and the people who made it.

GODDAMN.

I know I did, it was 90 degrees in the shade.. AWSOME day for a walk.

Todays a wonderful day to go out and do things. I got done running/walking three miles. I feel thuper duper. :D

And a wonderful day to beat up your best friend after they made you see "The Perfect Man".
So anyways, LOL AT FURRY DRAMA :D

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Why don't they just reset all the passwords and be done with it? Meanwhile, they can check their logs to see if they can trace whoever broke into their database, pass the requisite information along to the FBI, and adjust their security in the meanwhile. A calm, level headed approach to a crisis always yields the most effective solution.

Instead, they take the typical furry approach and FLIP THE FUCK OUT, and dramatically take the whole site down, which is probably what the hacker wanted to do in the first place. It's not as though this never happens to any other site.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Why don't they just reset all the passwords and be done with it? Meanwhile, they can check their logs to see if they can trace whoever broke into their database, pass the requisite information along to the FBI, and adjust their security in the meanwhile. A calm, level headed approach to a crisis always yields the most effective solution.

The rule of thumb with most furries seems to be MAKING A BIG FREAKING DRAMA INDUCED DEAL OUT OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

God you people need to go outside..
ALL OF YOU.
Both the people posting on the livejournal, and the people who made it.

GODDAMN.

I know I did, it was 90 degrees in the shade.. AWSOME day for a walk.

Todays a wonderful day to go out and do things. I got done running/walking three miles. I feel thuper duper. :D

And a wonderful day to beat up your best friend after they made you see "The Perfect Man".
So anyways, LOL AT FURRY DRAMA :D

What were you doing at my house? :wink:
It was a joke, please dont hurt me!

Yes, laugh at the furry drama. Laugh at the completely predictable sequence of events: Script Kiddie actually does something. The furries and their animal spirits howl with rage. They seek out SK and begin to do their best to harrass him, but because he more likely than not he knew this would happen the verbal slaps arent really chinking his armor.Some troublemakers come by and start posting anti-furry messages to which the furs respond with their ultimate weapon, posting their fap material which happens to be a childhood disney character engaging in buttsecks.

Why do furries have to ruin every damn disney character? I watched Robin Hood as a kid and now hes corrupted! /cry

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier. And that it doesn't happen more often.

Also: Who uses 'yiff' as a password? Dolts.

Blair · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 86

Why don't they just reset all the passwords and be done with it? Meanwhile, they can check their logs to see if they can trace whoever broke into their database, pass the requisite information along to the FBI, and adjust their security in the meanwhile. A calm, level headed approach to a crisis always yields the most effective solution.

Instead, they take the typical furry approach and FLIP THE FUCK OUT, and dramatically take the whole site down, which is probably what the hacker wanted to do in the first place. It's not as though this never happens to any other site.

Reasons
A.Because the site Admin's account had been compromised.
B.The Flipping out was happening.
C.Jesus Came back.

Also, Golden Zoltan was NOT the person responsible for the FA hack. It was someone else, who gave GZ the passwords, which he posted to his LJ, and LOLing ensued.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Also, Golden Zoltan was NOT the person responsible for the FA hack. It was someone else, who gave GZ the passwords, which he posted to his LJ, and LOLing ensued.

Ah that makes sense. Even your average, no talent script kiddie has enough brains to do something as stupid as post passwords on an LJ. Just dumb enough to give them to someone who would.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

And what's more amsuing/sad is it was done by a attention whore. Where are the -REAL- evil haxxors these days? I hear all these stories from my older friends about viruses that used to make your PC go up in a tower of flame, infections so bad that you'd have to smash the harddrive to be rid of it, etc.

We have mortgages or rent to pay.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

They're going to blame us for this, aren't they?

Naa. We just bitch and piss about the dumbasses. SA, Sibe, and other are stupid enough to attempt shit that gets them in trouble.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I am I the only one who thinks the hacker himself is as sad as the furries? He used a script exploit (and furry admins need to learn how to be fucking secure already...), hacked a furry site and everyone is acting like the drama that ensued was some gradiose campaign.

Yes, congrats to Mr. Hacker and Golden Zoltan, you stirred up furry drama. For your next trick, do you plan to shoot fish in a barrel?

0r0ch1 · Qualificator Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 24

Yeah i saw that shit too, they got Micah's password too, oh noez D:;;

Oh well, it's being taken care of right now '^'

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

What? No one contacted Baloo and his army of fellow Linux weenie commando geniuses to make this thing secure? I love it.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

This is retarded as all hell, and I love it.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Why don't they just reset all the passwords and be done with it? Meanwhile, they can check their logs to see if they can trace whoever broke into their database, pass the requisite information along to the FBI, and adjust their security in the meanwhile. A calm, level headed approach to a crisis always yields the most effective solution.

Instead, they take the typical furry approach and FLIP THE FUCK OUT, and dramatically take the whole site down, which is probably what the hacker wanted to do in the first place. It's not as though this never happens to any other site.

am I correct in interpereting part of your message suggests getting the FBI involved with the defacement of a site for furry crap

because whoa

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

am I correct in interpereting part of your message suggests getting the FBI involved with the defacement of a site for furry crap

because whoa

I mentioned the FBI because that's one of the logical steps that normal people take when a site's been hacked, it being a federal crime and all. The thought of a furry webmaster actually doing so never crossed my mind.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

What? No one contacted Baloo and his army of fellow Linux weenie commando geniuses to make this thing secure? I love it.

Slightly off topic, but this reminds me of the 'suggestions' part of closing ceremonies at AC '02. No fewer than 3 dozen geeky furries lined up behind the microphone spouting almost word-for-word the exact same spiel about how they could make registration easier. (That was the year of the infamous 8 hour long badge pickup lines.) Every single one of them used the word 'linux', as if that instantly validated whatever else they were rambling about, and Conway replied to each one with the same answer (something along the lines of, "We can't legally keep peoples' info on record"). After about the 7th dork arguing for TEH POWAR OF TEH LINUX, someone on the stage finally snapped and told them all to sit down if they didn't have something else to talk about.

there's a whole big rant about how much I hate linux zealots on my LJ, but posting a link to it goes against everything I stand for.

Back on topic, I must agree with Computolio that the whole thing is just retarded as all hell. Surprisingly, the drama seemed to blow over pretty quickly, though I hear there are conspiracy theories a-brewin'...

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

SO 1337

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

We know who the person in question is. As of right now, I am considering pressing charges. This individual has also been reported to the people of LiveJournal.

Sounds like they're pretty well convinced Golden Zoltan was the one who actually did the hacking, ha ha.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

SO 1337

The background music is absolutely hilarious! ...But is that intentional?

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

We know who the person in question is. As of right now, I am considering pressing charges. This individual has also been reported to the people of LiveJournal.

Sounds like they're pretty well convinced Golden Zoltan was the one who actually did the hacking, ha ha.

Trust me, he didn't do it - but it will be funny to see furries do nothing to him as usual at cons. I got some hilarious drama off of the FA LJ community as is. My favorite comment has to be:

You forget this is not just furry porn you idiots are fucking with, but its peoples lives.

Furry makes an idiot of himself, trolling ensues. Don't bother reading.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

And then there was this (for those who didn't see it in the LJ post. NSFW)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

And then there was this (for those who didn't see it in the LJ post. NSFW)

I think that may be the funniest thing I have seen all day. :lol:

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

And then there was this (for those who didn't see it in the LJ post. NSFW)

I think that may be the funniest thing I have seen all day. :lol:

NEVAR 4GET!1shift

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Yet, Loki, you and I know who actually did hack/crack/whateverthefuck FA. Question is, should we do anything except sit back and lol? (I am.) :)

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

You forget this is not just furry porn you idiots are fucking with, but its peoples lives.

Jesus.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

You forget this is not just furry porn you idiots are fucking with, but its peoples lives.

I think THAT needs to go in with the front page quotes.

"All that furry smut... gone! Our lives are RUINED now!"

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Furry makes an idiot of himself, trolling ensues. Don't bother reading.

I did bother, and it's the funniest thing I've read for days.

Sometimes I think this whole CYD "laugh at the furries" thing is getting old, but then comedy gold like this comes along. Every time. :)

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I wish I'd gotten to that LJ entry with everyone's passwords before it got taken down. It sounds like it was an exercise in hilarious tragedy all on its own. Can you really claim someone hacked your account if the password you use for a FURRY PORN site is 'yiff'? You don't even need to do a dictionary attack, you can GUESS that on your first try.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Can you really claim someone hacked your account if the password you use for a FURRY PORN site is 'yiff'? You don't even need to do a dictionary attack, you can GUESS that on your first try.

Kinda reminds me of the movie "Hackers", where the kid is talking about the supposed 'four most common passwords'. Love, sex, money, and god, IIRC.

What would the four most common passwords for furries be? Yiff, spooge, pr0n, and SPH?

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I wish I'd gotten to that LJ entry with everyone's passwords before it got taken down. It sounds like it was an exercise in hilarious tragedy all on its own. Can you really claim someone hacked your account if the password you use for a FURRY PORN site is 'yiff'? You don't even need to do a dictionary attack, you can GUESS that on your first try.

Some furry saved the LJ entry: here...

Those are old though, I seen the updated list and who he knows changed their PW afterwards... but yea. I don't know ANY reason why someone who's trying to help FA would save that stuff. :O

Edit: Ah, the smartass changed them. I had them saved, but deleted out of apathy.