Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Maybe you guys will get more out of this than I did.

And straight from the SA school of exaggeration and hyperbole, the furry report!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

LAMEST. PRANK. EVER.

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

Getlement, I give you....

THE MOST EXTREEEEEME BABYFUR EVAR!!!!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Alright, I just can't bring myself to actually watch and listen to this without having some idea of what to expect.

Could someone give me a summary of what this video is all about?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Alright, I just can't bring myself to actually watch and listen to this without having some idea of what to expect.

Could someone give me a summary of what this video is all about?

A guy in a fursuit hangs a balloon with the words "Baby Shower" on the doorknob of a room where babyfurs are hanging out.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

A guy in a fursuit hangs a balloon with the words "Baby Shower" on the doorknob of a room where babyfurs are hanging out.

.... That's IT?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Man ... do these people have no imagination? Taping a "baby shower" balloon to the door of a babyfur party room is not that good of a prank. Even I could have come up with a better way to prank babyfurs. Even something like having them bust in and sing "Mama yo quiero" whilst videotaping the babyfurs would have made a better prank.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Alas, they had a golden opportunity before them, and like true furries, totally f*cked it up.

The whole thing is that the con badges given out at this year's AnthroCon had artwork by Tim Albee on them. Thusly, they say on the back, "Artwork by Tim Albee". However, instead of putting the correct website address of KAZEghostwarrior, some fucktard on the AC staff put down kageghostwarrior.

So, some 2300+ people had conbadges with kageghostwarrior.com on them. Instead of doing something clever (personally, I think it would've been funny to see someone do a stick-figure retelling of the Kaze ghost warrior thing using a cockroach), they do...that. Yeah. STUPID FURRIES.

Which reminds me...when is someone going to do an article about Sam "Uncle Kage" Conway? I've heard he got into the whole 'furry' thing via Macrophile, and over the years has become completely batshit insane as chair of AC.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I would've put itching powder in their diapers.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I would've put itching powder in their diapers.

I'd like to see you get close enough.

Not that they'd put up an offensive, but likely your brain would cave in on itself in a last-second attempt to spare yourself the displeasure of having to touch them.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I would've put itching powder in their diapers.

I'd like to see you get close enough.

Not that they'd put up an offensive, but likely your brain would cave in on itself in a last-second attempt to spare yourself the displeasure of having to touch them.

I was actually meaning BEFORE they put them on... but I guess that's just right out, since they'd be wearing them the entire time. No way I'd put it in them while they were wearing them... baby furs scare the crap out of me.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

baby furs scare the crap out of me.

...wear a diaper.

*ducks*

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

personally i think atomic balm would have been better for the diapers. That or razor blades so they can't have kids and get all jealous of them cuz they get to wear diapers out in public.

Is it really true the babyfurs were shitting themselves in public areas at the con? I would think that would be grounds for removal.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Getlement, I give you....

THE MOST EXTREEEEEME BABYFUR EVAR!!!!

Wait a sec, is that kid really a babyfur? Wtf?

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Wait a sec, is that kid really a babyfur? Wtf?

No... lol - that's nothingkat being an idiot.. haha...

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

That was such a huge setup for such a small prank, if you can even call it that. Looks like the prank was on us for getting our hopes up.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Wait a sec, is that kid really a babyfur? Wtf?

No... lol - that's nothingkat being an idiot.. haha...

The "most extreeeeeme babyfur" thing came from this this fake live journal of "nothingkit".

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the boat! They put a balloon on the babyfurs' door? Wow- that is just so wild and crazy! What a bunch of wacky pranksters! The zaniness is just too much to bear! Why, next thing you know they'll be wearing spinning bowties and asking you to smell the flowers in their lapels - only to have said flowers squirt water in your face! Oh ho ho, you never know what these witsters are going to do next!

They certainly are proud of themselves, though, aren't they? The self-satisfied chortling starts to get on my nerves by the end of the first minute and I couldn't watch any farther. This was the worst prank since short-sheeting.

nothingkat · Qualificator Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 29

Haha. Oh that nothingkit! Long story short, Fredryk saw a crib outside of our hotel room so we grabbed it and dragged it in. It was hilarious for a total of 3 minutes.

And there we gave birth to the most extreme (fake) babyfur! :<

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

No... lol - that's nothingkat being an idiot.. haha...

Well, he didn't have to make much of an effort, did he?

/Just kidding, Kat
//Or am I?

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

You know what possibly could be the saddest part of this?

The fact that babyfurs got mad at the prank

Apparently, since Kage is a buttnazi - he was/is/will be banning the people in the video from AC. But I think it's just a rumor.. who cares. It just goes to show that there is something that furries have to hide.. despite wanting respect and equality. Hell, not until they let media into their cons will I ever respect any con.. :D

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

And this is what we're left with.

Nothing to see here! Move along!
We aren't trying to step on toes here.
After talking with a few people, we are thinking maybe a furry info site would work well here. (explaining what furry is in a really sincere, and understanding way)
However, I'm open to suggestions, so if you have some, send me your thoughts.

"Sincere and understanding?" That's so boring.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

You know what possibly could be the saddest part of this?

The fact that babyfurs got mad at the prank

The baby talk going on there (or is it broken english?) and the whole "mommy" and "daddy" thing makes it seem incredibly creepy to me.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Furry ruins everything, even pranks against furries...

But one babyfur actually shit himself in a dealers room of AC one year? Hilarity.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Ripping the sign out of our door is not really harmless, because the problem is not the balloon, but the sign.

Pieces of paper have been ripped off doors before, it's not the end of the world. I promise you.

And yes, it IS harmless. Some of you are making mountain out of a molehill.

The word sign can be used in the means of a Symbol .. as Firebreath XIII said it in one of his comments, I'm pretty tired of such acts. Did I need to told you how much time I have get this type of harmless pranks on my back ?

You're not the first person ever to get picked on. I don't know if you're talking about real life, or on IRC, but bawling like this is just how people that pick on you WANT you to react. And what symbolism is there behind tearing down a piece of paper that identifies a room? Little or NONE. You people are completely over-reacting to a harmless sophmoric prank.
I'm not trying to be the bad guy here, but you need to quit being a baby about this. Grow up and stop shitting your pants over tiny things like this.

Wow.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Did I need to told you how much time I have get this type of harmless pranks on my back ?

PARSE ERROR.

The bit about needing to grow up and stop shitting themselves is priceless, though. I <3 DRAMA (when I'm not stuck in the middle of it)

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Did I need to told you how much time I have get this type of harmless pranks on my back ?

PARSE ERROR.

The bit about needing to grow up and stop shitting themselves is priceless, though. I <3 DRAMA (when I'm not stuck in the middle of it)

While you're at it you wanna restucture his sentence for me? I've been sitting here looking at it for like 5 minutes and I still have no clue what the fuck he's saying.

What kind of English is that? :(

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

While you're at it you wanna restucture his sentence for me? I've been sitting here looking at it for like 5 minutes and I still have no clue what the fuck he's saying.

This man is clearly talking about something that happened(/happening/will happen) in the past, present AND future.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

While you're at it you wanna restucture his sentence for me? I've been sitting here looking at it for like 5 minutes and I still have no clue what the fuck he's saying.
This man is clearly talking about something that happened(/happening/will happen) in the past, present AND future.

Holy crap, I've figured it out!

BABYFURS ARE ABLE TO TRANSCEND TIME! How else could they freely fling around verbs in conflicting tense like that? Do you realize what this means?! They could go back to before CYD started, and crap themselves next to Mitch and Computolio, causing our dear founders to lose their respective trains of thought and thereby cause CYD to have never existed!

But they'll probably just keep bitching on LJ about how they were SOOOO offended that somebody stuck a balloon to their door.

Gods, if the staff of AC had any sense and/or brains, they'd use this to say "LOOK BABYFURS, NOBODY LIKES YOU, GO THE FUCK AWAY, DON'T COME TO OUR CON ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL POKE FUN AT YOU AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP THEM." But that would also require aforementioned staff to grow a collective backbone. Speaking of which, anyone know if the previously mentioned rumors of Conway banishing those responsible for this so-called prank are just rumors?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

While you're at it you wanna restucture his sentence for me? I've been sitting here looking at it for like 5 minutes and I still have no clue what the fuck he's saying.
This man is clearly talking about something that happened(/happening/will happen) in the past, present AND future.

Holy crap, I've figured it out!

BABYFURS ARE ABLE TO TRANSCEND TIME! How else could they freely fling around verbs in conflicting tense like that? Do you realize what this means?! They could go back to before CYD started, and crap themselves next to Mitch and Computolio, causing our dear founders to lose their respective trains of thought and thereby cause CYD to have never existed!

But they'll probably just keep bitching on LJ about how they were SOOOO offended that somebody stuck a balloon to their door.

Gods, if the staff of AC had any sense and/or brains, they'd use this to say "LOOK BABYFURS, NOBODY LIKES YOU, GO THE FUCK AWAY, DON'T COME TO OUR CON ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL POKE FUN AT YOU AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP THEM." But that would also require aforementioned staff to grow a collective backbone. Speaking of which, anyone know if the previously mentioned rumors of Conway banishing those responsible for this so-called prank are just rumors?

Someone should just send those damn babyfurs back to the future for god's sakes.
Or at least toilet train them.
I had an encounter with a baby fur recently. It was a big steaming heap of sad. :(

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

While you're at it you wanna restucture his sentence for me? I've been sitting here looking at it for like 5 minutes and I still have no clue what the fuck he's saying.
This man is clearly talking about something that happened(/happening/will happen) in the past, present AND future.

I am quite willing to believe this. I don't think I could pull off anything like that if I even wanted to.

Time Travelling babyfurs OH GOD THE HORROR

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Remember, it's not real furry drama unless it's a hate crime.

BTW, the furrorists are clearly winning.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

And further, this thread makes the entire thing worthwhile.

Well the real reason I'm making this post, I'm gay. There i said it. Not only am i gay about 85% of us are gay as well. That part in the video was slander.
That video was singling out the babfurs. But in reality when he made the comment on gays he was speaking to a large part of the fandom. I thought a con was a place to be how you are with out hate. Well i guess i was wrong :(

First off not all babyfurs shit them selves. Some of us really need diapers. Some of us have no control over selves. The few that don't need them just waer them for fun.

Diapers: not just for children and dogfuckers any more!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Well the real reason I'm making this post, I'm gay. There i said it.

Welcome to furry, now stand in line.

First off not all babyfurs shit them selves. Some of us really need diapers. Some of us have no control over selves. The few that don't need them just waer them for fun.

Methinks Thor is involved here.

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

Methinks Thor is involved here.

One thing that really gets me is when they take a character as cool as Thor and they turn it into something like an animal dildo.

Furries ruin everything.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

And further, this thread makes the entire thing worthwhile.

Oh lord that was priceless. The babyfurs trying to claim that only a small minority of them don't NEED diapers due to incontinence.

What are the odds that all these completely normal 20 to 45 year old men suddenly went incontinant 50 years early, bought diapers, and realized that wearing them totally makes them gay horny for 8 month old cartoon animals? Oh teh odds :o ! Mother natures a maaaaaad scientist!

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

"Gay horny" LOL! That made my day.

Most of the babyfurs have fetish to scat/pee so.. er.. i'm pretty sure they LOOOOVE to poop in their diapers.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

No fair. These entries always wind up deleted by the time I get to them.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I think it's safe to say that most people who consider themselves babyfurs are not babyfurs due to involuntary incontinence. It is true that there are people who are indeed incontinent, it can come with old age or through an condition brought on by say an accident where trauma causes one's bladder and bowels to cease functioning properly. (That's why you see adult diapers being sold in stores.) But most people who are truly incontinent will hide it as best they can.

Babyfurism is a fetish. It is a fetish brought on by having a fetish for diapers, baby items, age-play and other related items. Most babyfurs have perfectly working plumbing. They don't wear diapers out of need, but out of want. Therefore to defend babyfurism as someting born out of a need is completely rediculous.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Gotta agree with Stoneth.

B'sides, you don't see senior citizens with perfectly fine bladder control wearing depends to show solidarity with their leaky bretheren. Because that would be stupid.

And even if most babyfurs really DID have some form of incontenence, that doesn't explain or make up for the disgusting fettish they've built around it.

Babyfur = {scatophilia, pedophilia, serious mental problems}

...I suppose when put that way, it fits right in with furry fandom.