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SkunkDogFromSpace
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Posted: 7/26/2005 1:42:10 PM     Post subject: Gerbil love!  

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

Brother of the maggot girl maybe?
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 7/26/2005 1:45:22 PM     Post subject:  

Contrary to widespread public belief, Gerbil "gerbil-stuffing" is unknown as an actual sexual practice, nor are we aware of a verified medical case of a gerbil having been extracted from a patient's rectum.

Do you read articles before you post them?
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m_estrugo
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Posted: 7/26/2005 2:10:23 PM     Post subject:  

That page links to http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html
Now that's something worthy of reading. :)


... To rid himself of the nuisance of this pile, the old man used to push it back up into his rectum using the artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun he used to man in the war. One day the shell got stuck and the man was forced to hobble down to the hospital to get it removed. As the doctor was about to insert his fingers into the old man's rectum to remove the shell he said 'Of course, this shell is spent, isn't it?' 'Oh no,' said the old man 'There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt (sp?) out of the sky.' So the doctor called in the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man's asshole and defused the shell in situ, before removing it.
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Stoneth
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Posted: 7/26/2005 4:25:09 PM     Post subject:  

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SkunkDogFromSpace
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Posted: 7/26/2005 4:26:39 PM     Post subject:  

Do you read articles before you post them?


No. :D
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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 7/26/2005 8:34:34 PM     Post subject:  

http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html">
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 7/27/2005 5:13:46 AM     Post subject:  

Welcome to the late 90's, SDFS... Next you'll be typing in 'miserable failure' onto Google and hit 'I feel lucky'.
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SkunkDogFromSpace
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Posted: 7/27/2005 3:35:13 PM     Post subject:  

You know.. sad thing about this is, that 2 months ago i wouldn't belive those stories to be true at all. Now i wonder have those really happened D: furries ruin everything..
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 7/27/2005 4:04:38 PM     Post subject:  

Welcome to the late 90's, SDFS... Next you'll be typing in 'miserable failure' onto Google and hit 'I feel lucky'.

Hey, that's pretty funny.
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Kadius
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Posted: 7/27/2005 7:01:31 PM     Post subject:  

If I only had somewhere to upload that Biofelching song I have. :(
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Foxid
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Posted: 7/27/2005 7:14:19 PM     Post subject:  

I may regret this, but every time I see the subject of this thread, I can't help but think of the song 'Jungle love'.

GERBIL LOVE! (oh-ee-oh-ee-oh!)
I think I wanna know ya (know ya)
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