Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

We've had a lot of fun and laughs here at the expense of bestialists, but there is a side to it that we haven't really taken into consideration...

That side which isn't laughable or pathetic at all, but actually quite intimidating with an air of machismo.

What do I mean?
Let me put it to you this way.....

Would YOU wanna pick a fight with a guy who fucked an alligator and lived?

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Who? Steve Irwin? l'll bitchslap that bitch. who cares about him ?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

It's always possible to tranqilize an animal and have your way with it. Therefore, that'd make the person a coward and a pervert. If you meet such a person, punch them in the face.

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Sure, because anyone who lived from sticking their cock into a adult gator or croc is a pussy. Why? The animal had to be sedated in some form for a number of reasons (No human on earth could have sex with a fully awake gator and live without some type of injury, due to the fact that gators and crocs would just want to get away and would do so, not stick around to make sure said molester never molested any other animals)

And no knocks on the Croc Hunter! That man legitly loves animals, has his certs and I'm sure he thinks furries are freaks like the rest of the world..if he even knows what the hell a furry is (How's that for a special guest at AC, Steve and Terri, along with some of their biggest crocs!)

Beast lovers fuck domesticated animals, wild animals who have been mostly domesticated while a few who get lucky fuck dolphins. For all the ooo and ahhhing, no beasty is stupid enough to hop the fence at the local zoo and try having sex with the zebras, lions, tigers or bears while they are not sedated.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

If it were somehow possible, I'd fuck a grizzly bear in the wild. Not because I'm attracted to animals, but for the bragging rights. You're right, no man on Earth would ever pick a fight with you.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

If it were somehow possible, I'd fuck a grizzly bear in the wild. Not because I'm attracted to animals, but for the bragging rights. You're right, no man on Earth would ever pick a fight with you.

Bear fucker, are you in need of assistance?

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Would YOU wanna pick a fight with a guy who fucked an alligator and lived?

Haha xD that was a good one, i have to admit!

But none of the beast-furries fuck anything what might hurt them (if it's not their fetish, i mean) they're cowads who can't get any female human (yes, i speak about the male beast-furries) "pussy" and as the female dogs are not easily aroused they get male to hump them, as they hump anything anyway.

i wish all the furries would try to hump a wildbeast :) i bet we would get easily rid of them that way, hehe..

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

This thread sucks alligator cock.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

This thread sucks alligator cock.

Would you pick a fight with this thread?

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

<Stoneth, Sixtail>

You guys have... No sense of humor at all, do you?

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

This thread sucks alligator cock.

Would you pick a fight with this thread?

That reply deserves a LAFFO, I think.

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

And no knocks on the Croc Hunter! That man legitly loves animals, has his certs and I'm sure he thinks furries are freaks like the rest of the world..if he even knows what the hell a furry is (How's that for a special guest at AC, Steve and Terri, along with some of their biggest crocs!)

I'm kind of a fan of Steve Irwin. Was a big fan, even went to his zoo in Oz. But he's getting a little weird these days. IMO. There's the Michael Jackson impersonation (baby over the croc pen), and the croc funeral procession through the zoo. And those're the ones I know about.

But I suppose the last one does point out that he (platonically) loves animals. It's easy enough to see without that event.

Would YOU wanna pick a fight with a guy who fucked an alligator and lived?

You surely can't mean the gator would resist being 'loved'?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

LOL Steve Irwin.
That Crocodile whore.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

LOL Steve Irwin.
That Crocodile whore.

Indeed!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

LOL Steve Irwin.
That Crocodile whore.

Indeed!

Somehow, this reminds me. Sorry to bring her up, but didn't KAK claim to be friends with Steve Irwin or something? That shit was hilarious.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Actually, at work we were discussing about the ultimate MAN test which involves a polar bear and several bottles of electric blue hair dye.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Actually, at work we were discussing about the ultimate MAN test which involves a polar bear and several bottles of electric blue hair dye.

I seen a thing on the Man Show a while ago about manly ways to die, and I must say I agree.

I personally wanna go for 'prison riot', or maybe 'running shootout with the police'... maybe even the 'alligator attack'.

That, or wrecking a super-car at 180 mph, you know, setting a land speed record in a school zone. :)

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

And no knocks on the Croc Hunter! That man legitly loves animals, has his certs and I'm sure he thinks furries are freaks like the rest of the world..if he even knows what the hell a furry is (How's that for a special guest at AC, Steve and Terri, along with some of their biggest crocs!)

I'm kind of a fan of Steve Irwin. Was a big fan, even went to his zoo in Oz. But he's getting a little weird these days. IMO. There's the Michael Jackson impersonation (baby over the croc pen), and the croc funeral procession through the zoo. And those're the ones I know about.

But I suppose the last one does point out that he (platonically) loves animals. It's easy enough to see without that event.

Would YOU wanna pick a fight with a guy who fucked an alligator and lived?

You surely can't mean the gator would resist being 'loved'?

The baby over the croc pen thing was a bit of a snafu, I'm sure because he was trying to just..show off I guess. He always has been proud of the fact that he was in the brush running around and saving snakes and crocs and stuff with his parents before he was out of diapers and he just wants to pass it down to his kids. (It seems to be working, Bindy's been handling the highly poisoness snakes from the time she could walk)

As for the croc funeral..that by US standings would be a bit odd, but yeah he just really really loves crocs. A lot. It's funny, because I heard Terri doesn't care for reptiles at all, even crocs, prefering mammals instead and most of his zoo/compound seems based around giving the crocs massive areas, needed I guess as they are all breeding, without so much on the mammals. He is a bit..crazy but eh, to each their own. I'd still love to see him bring a 10-15 foot croc to show off at AC, as impossable as it is, just to see furry reaction..and his reaction.

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

It's funny, because I heard Terri doesn't care for reptiles at all, even crocs, prefering mammals instead

IIRC she had something to do with pumas and/or bears un the US before she met Steve.

and most of his zoo/compound seems based around giving the crocs massive areas

Yes. Yes it is. And there's lots of them. They could call the place Crocodile Zoo and forget about it.

I'd still love to see him bring a 10-15 foot croc to show off at AC, as impossable as it is, just to see furry reaction..and his reaction.

I keep picturing them jumping on him and squirming. It could be a taste of what the crocs experience...

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I'd still love to see him bring a 10-15 foot croc to show off at AC, as impossable as it is, just to see furry reaction..and his reaction.

I keep picturing them jumping on him and squirming. It could be a taste of what the crocs experience...

If he went to AC, he'd probably dangle a baby in some fat beardies' face.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

OH YEAH, BABY

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

I'd still love to see him bring a 10-15 foot croc to show off at AC, as impossable as it is, just to see furry reaction..and his reaction.

I keep picturing them jumping on him and squirming. It could be a taste of what the crocs experience...

If he went to AC, he'd probably dangle a baby in some fat beardies' face.

That wouldn't be a bad idea. He could say "See, this is what you get to create in a normal relationship! Not masterbating to gay ringtails!"

That aside, I doubt he would bring his kids and if he did, they would stay with their nanny.

Cephus · Prattler Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 107

Who? Steve Irwin? l'll bitchslap that bitch. who cares about him ?

Yes, Steve Irwin is... the Crocodile Humper.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

I'd still love to see him bring a 10-15 foot croc to show off at AC, as impossable as it is, just to see furry reaction..and his reaction.

I keep picturing them jumping on him and squirming. It could be a taste of what the crocs experience...

If he went to AC, he'd probably dangle a baby in some fat beardies' face.

Then the beardy turns out to be a ravnous baby fur that snatches it and takes it away to the babyfur room party where it is sacrificed to an idol to the creepy SOB that drives slow past playgrounds.