GoManVanGogh 
Coadjutor 
Joined: 18 Nov 2003 
Posts: 140
  
 | 
 
Posted: 11/21/2003 2:12:05 AM    
Post subject: FILK: Furry Fan | 
  | 
 
  | 
 
 
 
I'm the only straight furry fan
 
I'm the only non-gay man
 
I'm ther only straight furry fan
 
At the con
 
 
I'd like to meet a gal built like Amy the Squirrel
 
But the only cute chick here isn't really a girl
 
I'm the only straight furry fan
 
At the con
 
 
I feel a bit sick and under the weather
 
I just saw Scooby-Doo dressed in skin-tight leather
 
I'm the only straight furry fan
 
At the con
 
 
I think carpet is something you put under your feet
 
Not something you wear when you're 'between the sheets'
 
I'm the only straight furry fan
 
At the con
 
 
And the Bunny-Boys sing, now
 
(Assorted ecstatic grunts and moans)
 
 
Please don't think I'm a Nazi or troll
 
Just because I don't lust after Koda's corn-hole
 
Koda's corn-hole
 
 
I'm the only straight furry fan
 
(Only straight furry fan)
 
I'm the only non-gay man
 
(The only non-gay man)
 
I'm the only straight furry fan
 
At the con | 
 
  |