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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 11/21/2003 2:12:05 AM     Post subject: FILK: Furry Fan  



I'm the only straight furry fan
I'm the only non-gay man
I'm ther only straight furry fan
At the con

I'd like to meet a gal built like Amy the Squirrel
But the only cute chick here isn't really a girl
I'm the only straight furry fan
At the con

I feel a bit sick and under the weather
I just saw Scooby-Doo dressed in skin-tight leather
I'm the only straight furry fan
At the con

I think carpet is something you put under your feet
Not something you wear when you're 'between the sheets'
I'm the only straight furry fan
At the con

And the Bunny-Boys sing, now
(Assorted ecstatic grunts and moans)

Please don't think I'm a Nazi or troll
Just because I don't lust after Koda's corn-hole
Koda's corn-hole

I'm the only straight furry fan
(Only straight furry fan)
I'm the only non-gay man
(The only non-gay man)
I'm the only straight furry fan
At the con
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