Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Herms being penis AND vagina, transsexual just being female bodily features except with male genitalia.

Seriously, why is there so much of this stuff, esp. herms, in furry art? There's even at least one invented species (in this case chakats) which are all naturally hermaphroditic.

Seriously, wtf?

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

It's probably something to do with how alot of furries 'prison gay'. As in, I like women, but I can enjoy the cock if it's all I can get... something like that.

So with a herm, you have: All the woman parts. With the 'plus' of the man parts. To (prison gay/bisexual) furries, it's a win win situation. But to normal people, it's probably going to leave a foul taste in their mouth.

Uh... yeah. The whole concept just screams "But it's not REALLY gay, look, shi has a vagina too!"

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

I have no idea but some furry once said to me that herms are "the most yiffable thing in the universe". It would apeal to neither of the two sexual orientations homo and hetero under normal circumstances, or not ? I can only imagine it apeals to Jailhouse-horny Bisexuals.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Here's a question: When a male furry says they are bisexual, is this code for "I would love pussy if I could get it, but I can't"?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

There's some sort of statistic that shows that bi is the most common sexual orientation in the fandom so what better way to appease a male furry who's bi with something that has both types of plumbing?

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

SIR

HERE WE CALL THEM "DICKGIRLS"

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

But what is it about furry that attracts bisexuals?

Is it just jailhouse gay? Because if they're not only getting it on with other guys, but looking at porno with guys or guy bits in it, this might bolster the argument that human sexuality is quite fluid.

foxykit069 · Qualificator Joined: 18 Aug 2005 Posts: 9

But what is it about furry that attracts bisexuals?

Is it just jailhouse gay? Because if they're not only getting it on with other guys, but looking at porno with guys or guy bits in it, this might bolster the argument that human sexuality is quite fluid.

I heard furs use the term 'gay of opportunity' a couple of times. Alot of furs are young and so they have raging hormones and other furs telling them its ok to be gay and so they take what they can get. The hermos are for the ones that arent sure yet or who are afraid to admit that they like being with guys too.

Someone on fchan had made the same point about guys who have women use dildos on them being into herms and stuff to.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Here's a question: When a male furry says they are bisexual, is this code for "I would love pussy if I could get it, but I can't"?

It's code for "I will fuck anything, including you." Ergo, the high number of "bisexuals" in the fandom.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

I find Dan Savage's opinion on transsexuals interesting, don't know if I agree with it:

"So what's up with the she-male thing? It's like this: Straight boys love tits. Straight boys also love cock. In most cases straight boys are enamored of their own cocks exclusively, and there's nothing' queer about that. But for a tiny minority of straight guys, their love of cock extends to other cocks. This "thing" is most commonly expressed by a taste for "straight" porn that prominently displays cock. Most straight guys who enjoy cock in their porn identify with the other men's cocks, enjoying the thrill of living vicariously through them. But a thin slice of these straight guys actually lust after cock – but just the dicks, GIIRL, not the dudes. An even thinner slice of this already thin slice of the straight-guy pie actively long for dick – a dick other than their own – but they're straight, you see, and they don't want to mess around with an actual dude, just a cock. And that's where she-males come in… excuse me, cash in. They've got dicks, and their dicks aren't attached to dudes. Their dicks are attached to babes, and cock-hungry straight boys will pay them good money for the pleasure of their company. "

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I find Dan Savage's opinion on transsexuals interesting, don't know if I agree with it:

"So what's up with the she-male thing? It's like this: Straight boys love tits. Straight boys also love cock. In most cases straight boys are enamored of their own cocks exclusively, and there's nothing' queer about that. But for a tiny minority of straight guys, their love of cock extends to other cocks. This "thing" is most commonly expressed by a taste for "straight" porn that prominently displays cock. Most straight guys who enjoy cock in their porn identify with the other men's cocks, enjoying the thrill of living vicariously through them. But a thin slice of these straight guys actually lust after cock – but just the dicks, GIIRL, not the dudes. An even thinner slice of this already thin slice of the straight-guy pie actively long for dick – a dick other than their own – but they're straight, you see, and they don't want to mess around with an actual dude, just a cock. And that's where she-males come in… excuse me, cash in. They've got dicks, and their dicks aren't attached to dudes. Their dicks are attached to babes, and cock-hungry straight boys will pay them good money for the pleasure of their company. "

I've got nothing against "alternative lifestyles" anymore, but i will never live in SF and let my tax dollars go to buying sex changes for meter maids, i just think there are some things that people should pay for themselves. I don't know what it means for me but i've always preferred m/f porn to f/f porn. I like both but the "living vicariously through someone elses cock" thoery would seem to make sense there.

Cephus · Prattler Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 107

But what is it about furry that attracts bisexuals?

Is it just jailhouse gay? Because if they're not only getting it on with other guys, but looking at porno with guys or guy bits in it, this might bolster the argument that human sexuality is quite fluid.

It isn't that furry attracts bisexuals, it's that furry attracts people who couldn't get laid on a bet, who have made sex the holy grail of existence. They'll sleep with anything. Men, women, animals, children... heck, if they can find a tree with a knothole in it, they'll fuck that too. Herms, no matter what anyone wants to say about the 'honorable lineage of chakats' are just a way to double your chances to get laid.

It's all pathetic, isn't it?

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

But what is it about furry that attracts bisexuals?

Is it just jailhouse gay? Because if they're not only getting it on with other guys, but looking at porno with guys or guy bits in it, this might bolster the argument that human sexuality is quite fluid.

It isn't that furry attracts bisexuals, it's that furry attracts people who couldn't get laid on a bet, who have made sex the holy grail of existence. They'll sleep with anything. Men, women, animals, children... heck, if they can find a tree with a knothole in it, they'll fuck that too. Herms, no matter what anyone wants to say about the 'honorable lineage of chakats' are just a way to double your chances to get laid.

It's all pathetic, isn't it?

What if someone paid for a few good looking call girls into a con? Would those confused little boys snap out of their "Jail House Gay" syndrome?

Does anyone here actually know of any real herms? I do. He lives in Corpus Christi, is in the Coast Guard and can beat anyone at arm wrestling.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

It's fictious, therefore EVERYTHING is possible.

So the drawn or written fapping material is often used to picture what the filmed cannot offer.

Instead of sex objects looking like the eastern european female hammer throwing olympic team after some heavy doping excesses with floppy penises, pityful tits and shrinky nuts you can draw hourglass shaped bunnyherms with balloon tits and both primary sexual organs in an idealized/exaggerated state.

I don't think most of the furries that like herm stuff are as much attracted to something remotely realistic like a pre-operative transsexual (just with the fictious adjustment of being an anthropomorphic animal) but more to the idea of mixing in all visual stimuli (whoa TITS! whoa CUNT! whoa COCK! etc.) in an easy piece of fap-fiction. (Like the hermtaur from outer space, the translab specimen xy-69-fuckfuck or Blah: Sexdemon from hell)

You could also ask why most dirty purple prose novels geared towards female readers feature some sort of fucked up forbidden incest plot or lots of pirates ravaging innocent maidens.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Actual hermaphrodites are apparently much less exciting, visually.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

What if someone paid for a few good looking call girls into a con? Would those confused little boys snap out of their "Jail House Gay" syndrome?

I think being in the same room as a callgirl would cause most furries' heads to explode. Also, the drama caused by this would be hiliarous. "MY YIFFY MATE WENT AND HAD SEX WITH A NASTY HYOOMAN WOMAN! OH NOES!111"

And don't hermaphrodites have non-functional sexual organs or is that just me being stupid?

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

It isn't that furry attracts bisexuals, it's that furry attracts people who couldn't get laid on a bet, who have made sex the holy grail of existence. They'll sleep with anything. Men, women, animals, children... heck, if they can find a tree with a knothole in it, they'll fuck that too. Herms, no matter what anyone wants to say about the 'honorable lineage of chakats' are just a way to double your chances to get laid.

It's all pathetic, isn't it?

I think that's it right there. Furry is the last refuge of the socially dysfunctional because it's the only fandom you cannot be rejected from.

I remember reading some stuff about the Kinsey scale of sexuality, and a little note that very few people are 100% hetero- or homosexual. Most straight people have a little bit of gay in them. Since they overwhelmingly prefer the opposite sex, and the opposite sex is generally in plentiful supply, that tiny bit of gay goes unnoticed.

It's not hard to imagine that John Q. Furry, being completely unable to get laid through any other means, turns to that little sliver of homosexuality in desperation. He doesn't really want to fuck men anymore like a starving man doesn't really want to eat scraps out of a dumpster, but you do what you gotta do given no alternative. Ergo, jailhouse gay; they turn to each other for love.

I haven't studied the subject extensively, but I believe you're right Troggler. Actual hermaphrodites don't have functional equipment.

Cephus · Prattler Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 107

What if someone paid for a few good looking call girls into a con? Would those confused little boys snap out of their "Jail House Gay" syndrome?

If they thought they could get laid, I bet they'd abandon their male lovers in a flash and go back to them the second the con was over. They don't care who screws them, just so long as someone does.

Does anyone here actually know of any real herms? I do. He lives in Corpus Christi, is in the Coast Guard and can beat anyone at arm wrestling.

Oh, I know a couple RL herms too but in the vast majority of cases, RL herms are surgically 'fixed' when they are very young, usually into females. I got @toaded off a MUCK a while back for daring to suggest to someone that herms were an RL birth defect. I was told, in no uncertain terms, that furries dictated reality. If they thought herms were perfectly good, genetically viable entities then hey... reality better not tell them otherwise!

Furries are fucking idiots, aren't they?

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:shock: HHHOOBOYEEE!!! :shock: Maybe it was the pre-op /trans-gender porn star "Sulka"'s fault ( alot of phurries are obsessed with the 1980's/90s porn icon)or maybe,like everything else in their lives,is a half-assed attempt at "all my fantasies at once" syndrome....one thing IS certain...phurries can't even focus on real life things...what makes you think they could focus on an "alternetive" reality?Besides,the she male thing was pretty much beaten to death by Steven A.Martin :roll: ...let it die quietly..... :wink:

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Only "herms" i know are earhtworms and snails...
LOL!
SNAILFUCKERS!

*kough* yeah.. i bet the thing with furries is; "i will fuck anything just to get rid of my virginity, because being virgin is so uncool ;_; boo-hoo (and while i'm at it, i will continue fucking things)"
Or as one parody stated:
"I want to get laid! Genre and species are not important!"

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Oh, I know a couple RL herms too but in the vast majority of cases, RL herms are surgically 'fixed' when they are very young, usually into females. I got @toaded off a MUCK a while back for daring to suggest to someone that herms were an RL birth defect. I was told, in no uncertain terms, that furries dictated reality. If they thought herms were perfectly good, genetically viable entities then hey... reality better not tell them otherwise!

Furries are fucking idiots, aren't they?

For crying out loud, there are often problems where herms, made into females surgically (cuz it's easier to dig a hole than make a pole), have a lot of trouble adjusting, because hormonally they are not entirely female. The same thing can happen to infant boys whose wangs are mangled in, say, botched circumcisions.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I haven't studied the subject extensively, but I believe you're right Troggler. Actual hermaphrodites don't have functional equipment.

I had the misfortune of seeing detailed pictures of a naked hermaphrodite. I was housesitting for a friend who's dad was a sexual psychiatrist and i was looking at naked chicks in one of his books when i came accross IT. The face was blurred out but let me tell you it's an understatement when you say that furry herms are drawn very idealistically. They're basically an amalgam(sp?) of the least redeaming qualities of both genders. They got the body hair of a male, the soft body fat/hips of a woman but the broad ribcage and shoulders of a man, as well as the masculine big feet/hands and neck and jawline. It looked like it had a very small adams apple.

It's junk was hidious. It looked like a very very undeveloped vagina (what i would imagine a little kids looks like) and it had a small penis(maybe one inch) basically jutting out from between the labia and it was obvious neither were usuable because it was only one organ, just combined. Overall though it looked femenine and beefy at the same time, it was truely ass and i have empathy for them. This particular one wore it's hair like a woman. Enjoy the mental imagery :P

Cephus · Prattler Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 107

For crying out loud, there are often problems where herms, made into females surgically (cuz it's easier to dig a hole than make a pole), have a lot of trouble adjusting, because hormonally they are not entirely female. The same thing can happen to infant boys whose wangs are mangled in, say, botched circumcisions.

You can't expect them to really adjust, they truly are neither male nor female, even if they've been made to look like one. It's like any number of other serious congenital disorders, they'll never fit in because they are inherently different. It's sad, but not nearly as sad as these pathetic furry fuckshits who are trying to turn them into a masturbation toy.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

For crying out loud, there are often problems where herms, made into females surgically (cuz it's easier to dig a hole than make a pole), have a lot of trouble adjusting, because hormonally they are not entirely female. The same thing can happen to infant boys whose wangs are mangled in, say, botched circumcisions.

You can't expect them to really adjust, they truly are neither male nor female, even if they've been made to look like one. It's like any number of other serious congenital disorders, they'll never fit in because they are inherently different. It's sad, but not nearly as sad as these pathetic furry fuckshits who are trying to turn them into a masturbation toy.

Well of course they can't adjust. It's depressing, really. I remember reading about a guy who had been raised as a girl because of either being born a hermaphrodite, or having his genitalia mangled as a baby. Eventually he got a sex change to male. I think he might have gotten changed BACK to female. Eventually he/she committed suicide.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Only "herms" i know are earhtworms and snails...
LOL!
SNAILFUCKERS!

NOTWORKSAFE
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Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Fap away, boys! ;)

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

Jeez, you people know how to derail a thread with picutres.
While we are on that subject; http://www.pbfcomics.com/temporary/PBF003ADSnailHarassment.html

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Dammit! I was planning to post that!

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Fap away, boys! ;)

Who dat?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Fap away, boys! ;)

Who dat?

Obviously it's the arm wrestling hermaphrodite, duh :roll:

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Arm wrestling Hermaphrodites often tend to look like Jamie Lee Curtis.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Jamie Lee urban legends reference page. Oooh, status: Undetermined.
http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.htm

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Didn't Jamie Lee look at least moderately attractive in true lies? Man. She's fallen on really, really hard times. And by hard times I mean falling off the top of the ugly tree and hitting some number of branches on the way down.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Why the fuck did this thread turn into "bash Jamie Lee Curtis"? It isn't furry, and this isn't Off Topic. Shut up.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

I have a complete lack of name-face identification ability.

Anyhoo:

I think it might just be the sort of thing that shows up when a certain level of wierdness is reached. They've got it in Japanese hentai, for example.

Cephus · Prattler Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 107

Well of course they can't adjust. It's depressing, really. I remember reading about a guy who had been raised as a girl because of either being born a hermaphrodite, or having his genitalia mangled as a baby. Eventually he got a sex change to male. I think he might have gotten changed BACK to female. Eventually he/she committed suicide.

That's actually not uncommon. It's sad, but not any more sad than the person born without arms and legs or something like that. These people can't adjust and it's just sick that furs are turning them into happy-go-lucky sex machines who are proud of their defect.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

And it just keeps getting "better"(?) :shock: :roll: :wink:

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Well of course they can't adjust. It's depressing, really. I remember reading about a guy who had been raised as a girl because of either being born a hermaphrodite, or having his genitalia mangled as a baby. Eventually he got a sex change to male. I think he might have gotten changed BACK to female. Eventually he/she committed suicide.

That's actually not uncommon. It's sad, but not any more sad than the person born without arms and legs or something like that. These people can't adjust and it's just sick that furs are turning them into happy-go-lucky sex machines who are proud of their defect.

I wonder if there's any amputee furry smut out there.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

More stupid sex-fads right after these commercial station breaks! 8)

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

I wonder if there's any amputee furry smut out there.

Somebody's obviously never been through VCL...

Three words: Pink. Fairy. Lotus.

Followed by one word: *BLÖRF*

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:roll: EHH!Foxid is pissed off 'cause he can't get a date( even with an inflable girl :twisted: )

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

:roll: EHH!Foxid is pissed off 'cause he can't get a date( even with an inflable girl :twisted: )

I'm just wondering what the hell that has to do with the topic at hand.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

:roll: EHH!Foxid is pissed off 'cause he can't get a date( even with an inflable girl :twisted: )

Okay, Jerry. I call total bullshit on this one. You know absolutely nothing about me, and have decided to resort to not one, but TWO personal attacks.

Go back to the goddamn practice internet until you learn how to type, you talentless old hack.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

:roll: EHH!Foxid is pissed off 'cause he can't get a date( even with an inflable girl :twisted: )

Okay, Jerry. I call total bullshit on this one. You know absolutely nothing about me, and have decided to resort to not one, but TWO personal attacks.

Go back to the goddamn practice internet until you learn how to type, you talentless old hack.

Besides, Foxid can nab any inflatable chick he wants! :)

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

It isn't furry, and this isn't Off Topic. Shut up.

And kids, here's the most important part.

Shut up.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

So the moral of this thread is that there are a lot of transsexuals and herms in furry who happen to look like an inflatible Jamie Lee Curtis who can't type properly SHUT UP purple monkey dishwasher.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

I think it's basically people using up the plain vanilla eroticism in their masturbational fantasies. Being lonely and devoid of having any real sexual experiences the imagination seeks further regions in attempt to satisfy the person's cock.

Cephus · Prattler Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 107

I wonder if there's any amputee furry smut out there.

Of course there is. I'm sure if you look through some of the furry archives you'll find a good supply of it and if you get on the MUCKs, there are plenty of dismemberment freaks... um... fans who probably go in for that as well.

These perverts are like drug addicts, they have to get more and more extreme as time goes on to keep getting the 'high'.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I wonder if there's any amputee furry smut out there.

That reminds me of a joke....

One evening, a very religious and faithful woman was kneeling by her bedside, praying to God. She prayed "Lord, all I ask in life is for a man who will never beat me, never run away from me, and can satisfy my every urge." The next morning, she's having breakfast when she hears the doorbell ring. She goes to answer it, and there on the doorstep is a man with no legs and no arms. "Who are you?" asks the woman. "I'm the man you prayed for." says the man. "I have no arms, so I can never beat you. I have no legs, so I can never run away from you." And the woman says "But how do I know you can fulfill my every urge?"

"Well," says the man, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

I had a herm character when I was 14. I won't lie. I wasn't getting any attention on the board I was on so I made a lame herm pheonix so everyone would like me. It didn't work. *Sigh* I was/am so pathetic.

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

What if someone paid for a few good looking call girls into a con? Would those confused little boys snap out of their "Jail House Gay" syndrome?

I think being in the same room as a callgirl would cause most furries' heads to explode. Also, the drama caused by this would be hiliarous. "MY YIFFY MATE WENT AND HAD SEX WITH A NASTY HYOOMAN WOMAN! OH NOES!111"

And don't hermaphrodites have non-functional sexual organs or is that just me being stupid?

No, your right on. Herms have both male and femasle organs but I was told that there isnt enough genetic material and tissue to form fully functional male and female parts.

The "Man" i know has all his parts. If you want to know how I know... let your imagination go wild.

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

Fap away, boys! ;)

Oh she's a lovely woman. Another woman I like is Sugourney Weaver... specially liked her in Aliens... Big girl with Big guns *Grrrrr*

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

. Another woman I like is Sugourney Weaver... specially liked her in Aliens... Big girl with Big guns *Grrrrr*

She may be the only woman that actually looks sexier with a shaved head.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

What about Sinead?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I had a herm character when I was 14. I won't lie. I wasn't getting any attention on the board I was on so I made a lame herm pheonix so everyone would like me. It didn't work. *Sigh* I was/am so pathetic.

Haha.
That's hilarious.
Herm>Instant Popularity.
:)

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

I had a herm character when I was 14. I won't lie. I wasn't getting any attention on the board I was on so I made a lame herm pheonix so everyone would like me. It didn't work. *Sigh* I was/am so pathetic.

Haha.
That's hilarious.
Herm>Instant Popularity.
:)

Er, no:

It didn't work.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I had a herm character when I was 14. I won't lie. I wasn't getting any attention on the board I was on so I made a lame herm pheonix so everyone would like me. It didn't work. *Sigh* I was/am so pathetic.

Haha.
That's hilarious.
Herm>Instant Popularity.
:)

Er, no:

It didn't work.

Yes, I read that.
I was just saying that her reasoning was interesting.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Yes, I read that.
I was just saying that her reasoning was interesting.

Yeah, there were several herms on the board and everyone fucking LOVED them. They were disturbing people. I had a fursona there for a while, and this sounds lame but I was basically there to act out animal behaviour in a human socially acceptable fashion. In like, roleplaying. I was trying to combine human and animal social laws.
I however needed players for it, and all I could get them to do was yiff my bunny. Which, while okay once a month or so, was a pain in the ass. I figured if I made a herm I could gather some momentum for stuff I gave a shit about.
I am a naive idiot.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Well, at least you had the excuse of being 14. Kids are allowed to do stupid things. Now, when you're 25 and still doing this...