Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

just got the game and thought I'd let you know

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

just got the game and thought I'd let you know

Uh yeah.

Thanks for that little tidbit.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

But were they lovingly rendered?

Even so... yeck.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

It would have looked better for you if you'd waited until some kooky furry mentioned this on another board, and just linked to it like you found something mock-worthy. Now it sounds like you were actively looking at their anuses. Tsk!

itsthesheppy · Qualificator Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 29

Yeah. Thats -5 points for ya there.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Oh....kay....

I think that would have gone better had you attempted some snarkiness, like a jab at how Xydexx would like the game due to the, er, special features.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

well now we'll all have to buy it.

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

just got the game and thought I'd let you know

What?

Seriously... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Why were you paying attention to the poop-chutes of little computer rendered puppy dogs?

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Thank you for buying shit games and subsidizing the creation of quality titles. Without consumers like yourself the industry would be a far less profitable and more barren place.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

I was going to refrain from posting in this thread until I read the above, after which my eyes tried to roll out of their sockets and onto the floor.

Honestly now, what kind of hippy anti-consumerist shit is that.

/r/ that Compu LAZORS THIS THREAD TO DETHS

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

Thank you for buying shit games and subsidizing the creation of quality titles. Without consumers like yourself the industry would be a far less profitable and more barren place.

Well, they were only selling Advance Wars to preorders.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

"What does the Z button do?"

"BARREL ROLL"

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

"What does the Z button do?"

"BARREL ROLL"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I got a ds and am not getting nintendogs cuz it's not my type of game(heard it's ingenious though). But i saw that in pictures and was thinking the nonmorphic cub faggot furs would have a field day with this. They can acctually control them!!

As for railfoxens hatred I'm not remotely interested in this game but if it's 1 of only 4 games in history to get a perfect score from famitsu i'm just going to assume it's got a lot of things going for it.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

My DS will run some shitty games. I'm a whore for Pokemon. But Nintendogs? No. I have a real dog, thanks. Why simulate cleaning up shit for a brainless beast when I can do it every damn day?

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Because it's fun.

I don't have a DS and i doubt i'd bother with the game but it sounds neat.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Because it's fun.

I don't have a DS and i doubt i'd bother with the game but it sounds neat.

I still totally play with my tamogatchi. The other day it hatched into one of those Bill Clinton things.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

SIR I BELIEVE THE PROPER ZOOPHILE/SHITHEAD TERMINOLOGY IS "TAILHOLE(S)"

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

SIR I BELIEVE THE PROPER ZOOPHILE/SHITHEAD TERMINOLOGY IS "TAILHOLE(S)"

I thought it was 'Murrhole(s)"?
Or is that vagina?
Whatever. WHY AM I CARING ABOUT THIS SHIT.

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

When I was a little kid, I was completely obsessed with the Dogz and Catz games. They could fight and you could put them in stupid outfits, and they grew up over time. And their anuses were not lovingly rendered. I miss that game.

Nintendogs seems like it would get boring after a few hours. And speaking as a person who volunteers at an animal shelter, I am not so big on that whole ONLY PUPPIES ARE WORTHWHILE mentality. There's a lot of really nice adult dogs out there who are doomed because of the insidious cute factor.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

When I was a little kid, I was completely obsessed with the Dogz and Catz games. They could fight and you could put them in stupid outfits, and they grew up over time. And their anuses were not lovingly rendered. I miss that game.

Nintendogs seems like it would get boring after a few hours. And speaking as a person who volunteers at an animal shelter, I am not so big on that whole ONLY PUPPIES ARE WORTHWHILE mentality. There's a lot of really nice adult dogs out there who are doomed because of the insidious cute factor.

I totally agree with you.
Do these Nintendogs grow up?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Do these Nintendogs grow up?

No, they do not. You can't kill them either.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

When I was a little kid, I was completely obsessed with the Dogz and Catz games. They could fight and you could put them in stupid outfits, and they grew up over time. And their anuses were not lovingly rendered. I miss that game.

That game was freaking sweet.

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

Are they torturable? As I remeber, back when the Creatures games and Dogz and Catz were big, a bunch of "LOL WE TORTURE VIRTUAL PETZ" websites sprang up and with it, equally hysterical "PREVENT CRUELTY TO VIRTUAL ANIMALS" websites.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

They don't grow up and you can't kill them? That sucks. Even Tamagotchi and Digimon had those two features. Digimon being the better of the two since you could cock-fight with them.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

They don't grow up and you can't kill them? That sucks. Even Tamagotchi and Digimon had those two features. Digimon being the better of the two since you could cock-fight with them.

Some guy on the ign board found a way you could throw em accross the room with the jump roap, they then get impaled on a mortal kombat esque bone pyre with spikes at the bottom, then the succubusses come out......

Seriously, you can toss em accross the room.

I wonder what the announced nintencats is going to be like? You just sit there and talk at em while they sleep and act indifferent. Occasionally they yak up a hairball.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Haha Speaking of Dogz, I used to play that on my friends computer. So much fun, really. That was back when I didn't have a real dog. Now that I have one, the appeal of Nintendogs is strange to me, although I certainly wouldn't mind playing it. My dog is HUGE and the idea of having little virtual dogs you can put in your purse sounds like fun.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

NSFW

http://media.ds.ign.com/media/736/736312/img_2684561.html

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

You heartless bastards.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

When I was a little kid, I was completely obsessed with the Dogz and Catz games. They could fight and you could put them in stupid outfits, and they grew up over time. And their anuses were not lovingly rendered. I miss that game.

Nintendogs seems like it would get boring after a few hours. And speaking as a person who volunteers at an animal shelter, I am not so big on that whole ONLY PUPPIES ARE WORTHWHILE mentality. There's a lot of really nice adult dogs out there who are doomed because of the insidious cute factor.

Hmm I recall playing that (my cousins owned it)
I constructed a torture chamber by filling a room with spray bottles and those motorized balls.... good times good times.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

http://gozips.uakron.edu/~js58/hot_biscuit.jpg

Cub art?

Please tell me mating is not a normal feature in this game much like humping unconscious soldiers is not a normal feature in Metal Gear Solid 2.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

http://gozips.uakron.edu/~js58/hot_biscuit.jpg

Cub art?

Please tell me mating is not a normal feature in this game much like humping unconscious soldiers is not a normal feature in Metal Gear Solid 2.

It is not normal. Just a photoshop joke.
http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2005/08/25/hot-biscuit-mod/

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://gozips.uakron.edu/~js58/hot_biscuit.jpg

Cub art?

Please tell me mating is not a normal feature in this game much like humping unconscious soldiers is not a normal feature in Metal Gear Solid 2.

It is not normal. Just a photoshop joke.
http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2005/08/25/hot-biscuit-mod/

That's wonderful!
That might just be a future new icon for me ;)

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

http://nintendogsracist.ytmnd.com/

Wait till jack thompson heres about this

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://nintendogsracist.ytmnd.com/

Wait till jack thompson heres about this

ITS A BOX OF SNICKERS!

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

I personally await the day when I will be able to teach my Nintenbaby to say 'Suck my balls'.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

AHHAHA! This thread is like.. the funniest thing ever :D

Snake's humping fetish is widely known :D http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=48 and it's hilarious.

Zorn · Qualificator Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Posts: 25

Nintendogs for the DS, a virtual and sophisticated dogfest, has taken the gaming world by storm, already selling more than 1.5 million units in Japan and North America combined.

oh god

Why have i been so corrupted to the point where "dogfest" brings to mind a forest of throbbing dog knots? D:

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Nintendogs for the DS, a virtual and sophisticated dogfest, has taken the gaming world by storm, already selling more than 1.5 million units in Japan and North America combined.

oh god

Why have i been so corrupted to the point where "dogfest" brings to mind a forest of throbbing dog knots? D:

Somewhere, there is a pornagraphic video called dogfest

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

a forest of throbbing dog knots

It's the new location in the next Zelda game for the DS.
"Welcome to Inu-bukkake forest. Beware the salty rain."

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 326

I'd play it if a DS and the game were given to me for free. Not worth forking out any hard earned cash though.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I'd play it if a DS and the game were given to me for free. Not worth forking out any hard earned cash though.

I played it, it really is ingenious but it's also a puppy simulator. Not my type of game.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

it really is ingenious but it's also a puppy stimulator.

Fixed.