Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I have finally discovered my Totem Animal...

http://newgrounds.com/collection/foamysrant.html

Now I am at peace.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

He is a bit hard to understand for viewers that do not have english as first language. But I managed to dig him.
The main site has more episodes than Newgrounds, btw.
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You're a squirrel? How original. I enjoy the Foamy stuff and rants athousand times better than 2's stuff and the cartoons are amusing, but there is a flaw.

Your fursona isn't good enough unless it looks like this... (NWS, but not as mind-numing as his other stuff.)

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

I thought foamy was a cat... learn something new everyday.

I have a totem animal. But according to actual not made up tribal rituals like teh Furries I am obliged to not speak of it unless certain criteria apply.

Some of you may be from Oklahoma or Wisconsin may know of a nation known as the Kickapoo. Here in Eagle Pass there is a tribe. It is possible to become a member of a tribe but it is difficult and you can't do it just because you want to.

I'm not certain of other tribes but for the local Kickapoo to accept you, you must ask the spiritual leaders and they give you a number of tasks to accomplish.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Your fursona isn't good enough unless it looks like this... (NWS, but not as mind-numing as his other stuff.)

Fursona, furshmona, he's my TOTEM.

Foamy the Squirrel guides my spiritual destiny!

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

2003 called. They want their meme back.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

My Totem animal is the human.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

I'm not really a big fan of most of the Foamy/Neurotically Yours stuff, but the "Beginners Guide to Being a Bitch Hermit" was pretty funny.

STAY INSIDE

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

I don't like Foamy. It's basically the same humor ploy over and over.

My totem animal is the hagfish, of course. The sexiest, most limber, most rawly erotic animal of all.
What pisses me off about totem bullshit (NEWB excluded) is...who the fuck says they're anything? Do they know any shamans? Fuck, I have several Native friends, none of them have animals. It's only certain tribes, and only some even practice it. Just because Fleetfoot Fuzztail says you're a noble yiffy fox doesn't make it legit.

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

I am not fond of Foamy. It's the same damn LOL WE ARE SO GOTH AND CYNICAL spiel over and over and over aaah. He reminds me of Hot Topic and people who try and fail to scare soccer moms.

My spirit animal is a roly-poly bug. (technically an arthropod, but who truly cares other then me and some biologists.)

I always found it immensely amusing how every other person who participates in an offically sanctioned Spirit Quest (tm) ends up being some variant of a white wolf. The people who run those things know where their bread is buttered.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

My Totem animal is the human.

Same here. We're constantly being persecuted against, you know.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

My Totem animal is the human.

Same here. We're constantly being persecuted against, you know.

I feel your pain brother.