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Mastertran
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Posted: 9/1/2005 5:40:56 AM     Post subject: Good 'ole Cloudchaser  

Does anyone remember when I first joined the site and mentioned this guy. Well he's got some updates to his site.

http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/Vixina07.htm



Here's what I love look at the two short stories on top about Vixina's sexuality and look at the art which states that no porn can be drawn of her. It's funny because when I first found the site it was weird but fairly tame by furry standards but sd the years have gone by he
s gotten weirder and weirder.
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Posted: 9/1/2005 6:08:28 AM     Post subject:  

This guy has been covered i'm pretty sure. Who cares though, i read her sexuality thing and laughed my ass off at this.

They have a high yiff drive as well as persistent sexual
arousal syndrome (http://tinyurl.com/cshgb), a condition which can cause a woman to have spontaneous orgasms
anywhere from 10 times to 100 times a day.

Most call it a disorder, but Vixina and Snowstorm both says "Ah don't suffer frum it, Ah enjoy every minuite of it!"
They love to yiff and do so at least 10 times a day minimum, usually up to 20 and often more, one yiffing being one
male climax in their vagina, ass or mouth and 3 minuites of receiving oral sex, mastrubation or a lover
mastrubating them and at least a 4th of those yiffings with each other


I love how furries are never afraid to perpetuate there own stereotype. This GUY's character gets fucked 10 times a day minimum, by 10 different guys/farm animals. No wonder the only backstory on her is her "sexuality"
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Posted: 9/1/2005 6:50:23 AM     Post subject:  

A hog dog vendor at a beach is understandibly distracted by one of his customers :-) According to Little Dragon, "At first, we were going to use a corn dog, but Vixina struck such a suggestive pose with it that the render would probably have violated studio standards. Also, when she did it in front of Mark (the wolf) for the first time, he had to excuse himself from the set for half an hour." Yep, that's Vixina allright, as if her yiffiness and smelling of sex doesn't drive males crazy enough, she does like to tease :-) Not surprisingly, she followed after him to help him releive the stress 'n' get it out of his system long enough to complete the shoot, which explains why he took a half hour. It took that long for his knot to go down so he could pull out of her :-) I had followed along to watch and by the time they tied, I was awfully horny myself, so Vixina gladly used her mouth to releive my stress while still tied to Mark :-) Then after the shoot, we brought Mark back to our hotel room and she had both Mark and I going at it with her for the rest of that day and well into the night :-)

Whaaaa? :(
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Posted: 9/1/2005 11:05:24 AM     Post subject:  

I've posted about him some weeks ago, but it's always funny. Expecialy by someone that calls himself a fervent christian.

Here, have some excerpts from his musical band gig, 'the Wild Animals'.
http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/wildanim.htm

The "warm-up" music before EVERY show ALWAYS ends with first "The Fight" by Giorgio Moroder from the movie soundtrack "Over The Top" followed by Lee Greenwood's rendinion of the Star Spangled Banner.

Just before the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is sung, an American flag drops down from the ceiling and remains hanging there for the whole show. When the Star Spangled Banner ends, the lights go down and the show begins.

EVERY show ALWAYS ends with the bandmembers tossing copies of the New Testament from the Holy Bible into the audience (with their logo printed on the lower right corner of the cover only so people will be more likely to keep ;em and read 'em) and then performing their own rendition of the Battle Hymn of the Republic while the first two stanzas are sung followed by their own instrumental rendition of the Star Spangled Banner ending with red & blue lasers and red, white and blue pyrotechnics & spotlights loudly exploding & flashing all over the stage.

When it's over, the red & blue lasers and red, white and blue spotlights remain on and as the band leaves the stage, a recording of John Philip Sousa's "Stars and Stripes Forever" is played. The concept of Wild Animals is created by and copyright of Cloudchaser Shaconage


...I would expect them tossing inflatable ewes, instead.
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Posted: 9/1/2005 2:14:01 PM     Post subject:  

You forgot that he plays Key-tar.
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Posted: 9/1/2005 4:59:35 PM     Post subject: Re: Good 'ole Cloudchaser  

Does anyone remember when I first joined the site and mentioned this guy.

Regular readers will also recall Cloudchaser as the co-star of the fursuit frolics mentioned in this thread :)
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Posted: 9/1/2005 5:13:19 PM     Post subject:  

Jeez I've missed so much. And here I thought his true fuckedupness was a recent development.


P.S. on his favorite music page he states that he imagines the Wild Animals covering these songs. One of them is straight Outta Compton.
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Posted: 9/1/2005 7:27:09 PM     Post subject:  

I've posted about him some weeks ago, but it's always funny. Expecialy by someone that calls himself a fervent christian.

Here, have some excerpts from his musical band gig, 'the Wild Animals'.
http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/wildanim.htm

The "warm-up" music before EVERY show ALWAYS ends with first "The Fight" by Giorgio Moroder from the movie soundtrack "Over The Top" followed by Lee Greenwood's rendinion of the Star Spangled Banner.

Just before the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is sung, an American flag drops down from the ceiling and remains hanging there for the whole show. When the Star Spangled Banner ends, the lights go down and the show begins.

EVERY show ALWAYS ends with the bandmembers tossing copies of the New Testament from the Holy Bible into the audience (with their logo printed on the lower right corner of the cover only so people will be more likely to keep ;em and read 'em) and then performing their own rendition of the Battle Hymn of the Republic while the first two stanzas are sung followed by their own instrumental rendition of the Star Spangled Banner ending with red & blue lasers and red, white and blue pyrotechnics & spotlights loudly exploding & flashing all over the stage.

When it's over, the red & blue lasers and red, white and blue spotlights remain on and as the band leaves the stage, a recording of John Philip Sousa's "Stars and Stripes Forever" is played. The concept of Wild Animals is created by and copyright of Cloudchaser Shaconage


...I would expect them tossing inflatable ewes, instead.


My god, this guy has created the most elaborate imaginary life for himself. I thought "The Wild Animals" was his real band. I mean it's copywrited, he's got the whole program worked out with pyrotechnics and complimentary bibles, but no. The band doesn't exist, it's members are imaginary as i'm sure his musical talent is. I wonder what jesus thinks about his fursuit sexing christianity in RL. And his dog fucking cross gender rollplaying on the internet. This dude is weird as fuck and he would not put so much thought into his imaginary life if he had any sort of a real one whatsoever.
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Posted: 9/1/2005 7:54:49 PM     Post subject:  

... worked out with pyrotechnics and complimentary bibles, but no.


Well, as worked out as you can expect, without thinking about the effects of tossing a lot of books out into a crowd can be expected. Even if they're small paperbacks, it's not exactly the brightest thing to do.

I wonder what jesus thinks about his fursuit sexing christianity in RL. And his dog fucking cross gender rollplaying on the internet.


Maybe I'm getting too jaded or been there, seen that, but given all the things done in the name of religion, I'd say that this one's rather low on the list. Sad? Yes. Pathetic? Yes. Dumb? Yes. Dangerous to others? Not really.
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Posted: 9/1/2005 9:18:48 PM     Post subject:  

I thought "The Wild Animals" was his real band. I mean it's copywrited, he's got the whole program worked out with pyrotechnics and complimentary bibles, but no. The band doesn't exist, it's members are imaginary as i'm sure his musical talent is.

He seems to be able to play instruments. He's got this collection of "song parodies" with MIDI files on it - the few I clicked aren't OMG MY EARS material, but they're certainly not good either. Oddly enough, for "parodies", the MIDIs I listened to did not have any singing on them (at least I don't think they do, I couldn't bear listening to each song for more than about 20 seconds).
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Posted: 9/1/2005 10:38:43 PM     Post subject:  

MIDIs are computer-generated music, you copy the composition of a song into a program, and your computer plays it back. (WELCOME TO 1996)
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Posted: 9/1/2005 11:40:42 PM     Post subject:  

Oh goodness! The parodies! How could I forget?
SAVIOUR
I'm alone
And I don't know if I can face the night
I'm in tears
And the cryin' that I do is for you
I want your love
Let's break the walls between us
I've made it tough
But I'll put away my pride
Enough's enough
I've suffered and I've seen the light
Jesus

CHORUS
You're my Saviour
Come and live in my heart
You're my Saviour
Come and make it all right

Don't know what I'm gonna do
About this feelin' inside
Yes, it's true
lucifer took me for a ride
Without your love
I'm nothin' but a beggar
Without your love
I lose the will to live
What can I do
I can ask you to come into my life
Jesus

CHORUS
You're my Saviour
Come and live in my heart
You're my Saviour
Come and make it all right
Come and live in my heart

You're the reason I live
You're the reason I die
You're the reason I give
When I break down and cry
Don't need no reason why
Baby, baby, baby

You're the reason I live
And for you I would die
You're the one I come to
When I break down and cry
You died on the cross for me
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus

CHORUS
You're my Saviour
Come and live in my heart
You're my Saviour
Come and make it all right
You're my Saviour
Come and live in my heart
You're my Saviour
Come and make it all right
Come and live in my heart
Come and live in my heart
Come and live in my heart
Come and live in my heart
Come and live in my heart


Right next to:


Let's go!
Guitar!
Drums!

Ah'm goin' out tonight!
Ah'm feelin' allright!
Gonna let it all hang out!

Give mah tail a floof!
Make all mah worries go *poof!*
Ah'm searchin' high and low for fun!

Ah've brushed up mah tail!
Took care of mah mail!
Ah'm ready for a day on the town!

Ah've shampooed mah fur!
And made real sure!
That mah flirty look is at its best!

BRIDGE
The best thing about bein' a vixen!
Is the ability to drive males crazy!

CHORUS
Wuh-uh-oh!
Walk right past you!
Give you a smile!
Flirty yips!
Slim hips!
Wuh-uh-oh!
It drives 'em wild, yeah!
Their eyes poppin' outta their heads!
Wuh-uh-oh!
Walkin' down the street!
Flirtin' with males Ah meet!
Swingin' mah tail!
Perkin' mah ears!
Wuh-uh-oh!
I wanna be free, yeah!
Yeah, to be the fox Ah am!
Man! I feel lahke a vixen!

Hey!

Ah feel Ah need a break!
Tonight Ah'm gonna take!
The chance to go out lookin' for some fun!
Ain't lookin' for a yiff!
Males lahke that get me miffed!
Ah just wanna relax and have a good tahme!

REPEAT BRIDGE

REPEAT CHORUS

Hey!
Yip, yip!
Uh-huh!
Oh yeah!

REPEAT BRIDGE

REPEAT CHORUS

Uh-huh!
Oh yeah!
Get totally crazy!
Can you feel it?
Come on with me baby!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Hoo!
Ah feel lahke a vixen!


Note this line in particular:

Ain't lookin' for a yiff!

AND YET...
'Vixina' 'suffers' from hyper-arousal or whatever syndrome?
WHAAATTT?
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Posted: 9/1/2005 11:48:12 PM     Post subject:  

THAT COCKTEASE BITCH MUST BE STOPPED
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Posted: 9/1/2005 11:52:21 PM     Post subject:  

MIDIs are computer-generated music, you copy the composition of a song into a program, and your computer plays it back. (WELCOME TO 1996)

Oversimplify much? MIDI (Musical Instrument Digital Interface) is the collective term for three things: a physical connector, a message format and a storage format. While you can get programs to do what you describe, that usually sounds like crap. Mostly MIDI is used by people who can actually play an instrument to make music with whatever MIDI controller (keyboard, guitar, etc) they like to use. But hell, who knows what CloudChaser guy did.

Oh, look, he's got a referral log on his site:

Referring Web Pages, last 5 days:

Google <121>
Crush...Yiff...Destroy! :: <39>
Crush...Yiff...Destroy! :: <11>
Cassie the Rock and Roll Vixen <7>
Furry Art and Illustrations <6>
Playmouse > Forums & Stories > Playmouse > Playmouse General > Vote for name of Vixina's furry strip/swingers club pt1 of 2 <5>
Playmouse > Forums & Stories > Playmouse > Playmouse General > (Technically OT) What happened to fchan? <3>
Playmouse > Forums & Stories > Playmouse > Playmouse General > Vote for name of Vixina's furry strip/swingers club pt1 of 2 <2>
Image Search: - MetaCrawler <2>
Crush...Yiff...Destroy! :: <1>
Searchalot - We search a lot so you don't have to! <1>
Netscape Search <1>
mywebsearch.com <1>
Yahoo! Mail <1>
AltaVista - Image Search <1>
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Posted: 9/2/2005 12:03:47 AM     Post subject:  

Oh goodness! The parodies! How could I forget?
SAVIOUR

Ah've brushed up mah tail!
Took care of mah mail!
Ah'm ready for a day on the town!

Ah've shampooed mah fur!
And made real sure!
That mah flirty look is at its best!


Wow, he managed to make Shania Twain even worse.
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Posted: 9/2/2005 12:20:57 AM     Post subject:  

Wow.
Note from Cloudchaser: I’m the type of Furry lifestyler that has a "deep emotional attachment" to a certain animal. My religious beliefs won't permit anything more than that. I am a born again Christian and Jesus Christ is my Lord & Saviour. In my case, that certain animal would be all Wolves in general, especially Red Wolves

And yet he writes about himself fucking foxes? :?
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Posted: 9/2/2005 12:35:41 AM     Post subject:  

Now I'll explain my name. "Cloudchaser" comes from when my sister, my Sire and I joined the Echota Alabama Cherokee Tribe in 1987 (my sister and I are 8% Cherokee, our Sire is 16%). I was not obligated in any way to choose a Cherokee name for myself, but I wanted to. After several months, I finally settled on "Cloudchaser" because I was interesting in learning to fly aircraft at the time. "Shaconage" is pronounced like sha-cone-ah-gee and comes from when I got into the online roleplaying game Furcadia, which has a medieval fantasy-adventure type setting and allows the player to view their character as it walks around the various areas.


Hey, he's a Native American! He's all of eight percent Cherokee. Cloudchaser is a completely convincing native American name! He's totally justified in prancing around pretending to be a red wolf with a nymphomaniac girlfriend.

Maybe it's crossing a line to mock that or something, but I'm probably eight percent black or hispanic or something like that somewhere in my genetics (who even thinks about eight percents?) and I'm not running around telling everyone LOOK AT ME I'M BLACK because, well, I'm not. In fact, I'm blonde and green eyed. Same thing here, I suspect. Furries and Americans at large have a real interest in latching onto any shred of Native heritage they can because it's "cool." What will be the fad race next year?!?

Also, if I were his parents, being referred to as his "sire and dam" would kind of chap my ass.
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Posted: 9/3/2005 1:21:14 AM     Post subject:  

Hey, he's a Native American! He's all of eight percent Cherokee. Cloudchaser is a completely convincing native American name! He's totally justified in prancing around pretending to be a red wolf with a nymphomaniac girlfriend.


Out of curiousity, I did look up the habitat that the red wolf used to be, and at least it's a critter that would have been in alabama, unlike a tiger and camwhorestalking cat. However, the name sounds like it came from the reject pile of Talespin.

I'm not running around telling everyone LOOK AT ME I'M BLACK because, well, I'm not.


I'd argue there is a slight difference because of how few of them are left. (As long as you ignore the genetic backhistory of latinos, of course) That said, yeah, you can garuntee that the only reason this guy even looked it up is to find some shred of an excuse to be special.

Also, if I were his parents, being referred to as his "sire and dam" would kind of chap my ass.


Or being "Whelped." Seriously, WTF?
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Posted: 9/3/2005 2:08:03 AM     Post subject:  

Hah, one of my friends who's a Miqmaq disgustedly said "Well I was Native BEFORE it was cool"
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Posted: 9/3/2005 4:48:27 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah I'm let's see uh 4% cherokee, that's just enough genetic material to tan well in the summer and not have chest hair.

That's really about it, I don't try to join the tribe because my great great grandfather was a cherokee that would just be silly.
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Posted: 9/3/2005 11:35:30 PM     Post subject:  

I feel privelidged to have lost my virginity to a full blooded cherokee girl when i was 12 at bandcamp. Even though i heard that full blooded cherokee didn't exist anymore, but she swears by it.

My friends dad is 50% some kind of native american and he doesn't give a shit. it looks kinda cool though, doesn't really look like any other race out there.
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Posted: 9/3/2005 11:41:53 PM     Post subject:  

I feel privelidged to have lost my virginity to a full blooded cherokee girl when i was 12 at bandcamp.


Geez, I thought I was young when I did. I was 15, but since it was another girl who knows if it really counts. If it doesn't, I was 16. You totally win though. It makes me feel weird.
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Posted: 9/3/2005 11:54:25 PM     Post subject:  

I feel privelidged to have lost my virginity to a full blooded cherokee girl when i was 12 at bandcamp. Even though i heard that full blooded cherokee didn't exist anymore, but she swears by it.

My friends dad is 50% some kind of native american and he doesn't give a shit. it looks kinda cool though, doesn't really look like any other race out there.


There's probably a few full blooded Cherokee left, but yeah Andrew Jackson really fucked them :(
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Posted: 9/4/2005 12:52:38 AM     Post subject:  

I wish I was part native american. :(
Then I could go to college for free. :(
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Posted: 9/4/2005 1:43:44 AM     Post subject:  

I wish I was part native american. :(
Then I could go to college for free. :(


I think theres a good chance some of us are more native american than old cloudchaser here, you should check your geneology. I didn't even know this :o

I got a friend i'm trying to get to make something of his life but he's lazy as fuck and claims he's not going cuz it's too expensive. How does this work? ANY college? He's 25% something, the son of the guy i mentioned a couple posts up. I want to know about this.


Geez, I thought I was young when I did. I was 15, but since it was another girl who knows if it really counts. If it doesn't, I was 16. You totally win though. It makes me feel weird


I don't count this either. Yeah i did stick my penis in her but it literally lasted all of 25 seconds. No i didn't premature, i spent the whole week trying to convince her that it's ok and that she wouldn't burn in hell if we did it. She had the strictest mormon upbringing i've EVER heard of, she was absolutely terrified, she literally ran into the forest screaming when she realized what she'd done. I felt so bad, i didn't even try to get laid again till I was 18, I had the most postsex guilt you could have.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 1:44:04 AM     Post subject:  

I wish I was part native american.
Then I could go to college for free.





Fine by me. After what Whitey did to them they deserve it.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 1:45:32 AM     Post subject:  

and have a casino
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Posted: 9/4/2005 1:49:51 AM     Post subject:  

Still, even though you were both kids, I gotta admit that kids fucking is the one thing that absolutely 100% squicks me, Baserock. I feel a bit queasy at the mental image. It's weird that maggot girl just made me laugh and this makes me feel sick, but hey, at least it's safe to leave kids around me!
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Posted: 9/4/2005 3:53:34 AM     Post subject:  

I'm 25% Cherokee, so I am even more justified in case I want to pretend I'm a red wolf with a nympho girlfriend. I'm not going to because I'm not insane.

I don't count this either. Yeah i did stick my penis in her but it literally lasted all of 25 seconds. No i didn't premature, i spent the whole week trying to convince her that it's ok and that she wouldn't burn in hell if we did it. She had the strictest mormon upbringing i've EVER heard of, she was absolutely terrified, she literally ran into the forest screaming when she realized what she'd done. I felt so bad, i didn't even try to get laid again till I was 18, I had the most postsex guilt you could have.


Might I ask what the hell was going on in your head at that time?
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Posted: 9/4/2005 5:12:05 AM     Post subject:  

Might I ask what the hell was going on in your head at that time?


Seconded. I didn't even know what a clitoris was until I was 14, and I HAVE one.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 5:53:45 AM     Post subject:  

I got a friend i'm trying to get to make something of his life but he's lazy as fuck and claims he's not going cuz it's too expensive. How does this work? ANY college? He's 25% something, the son of the guy i mentioned a couple posts up. I want to know about this.


Tell him to follow up and look about. There's a few scholarships out there.

I forget if the requirement is to be 1/8th or 1/4th (As opposed to most minority scholarships, where it's 1/2), but your mileage may vary. Google is your friend.

I spent the whole week trying to convince her that it's ok and that she wouldn't burn in hell if we did it.


Thirded on the What Were You Thinking bus. Although we're all dumb when we're young, and such, and being 12 isn't exactly culpable, yadda, yadda. And you probably don't remember what was going through your head on that. But why did you spend a whole week trying to convince her? That's the worrysome bit.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 6:10:19 AM     Post subject:  

Might I ask what the hell was going on in your head at that time?


Seconded. I didn't even know what a clitoris was until I was 14, and I HAVE one.

I couldn't FIND mine until I was like, 13. :cry:
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Posted: 9/4/2005 6:27:35 AM     Post subject:  

Wow, those Cherokee really got around.

I knew where it was early but I was raised in hippie sin.

And fuck you all for having sex lives. But I suppose not in that way.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 6:33:33 AM     Post subject:  

Wtf? i'm not a rapist or anything, she made the first move down south anyway and she wanted it but she was conflicted by her emotions and her upbringing. We thought we were in love and we knew we'd never see each other after the 2 weeks was over. I may have been a tad overzealous but that's cuz I

A: Was a really early bloomer
B: Used to steal porn mags from bums at a creek near my house when i was 6 (and used them :oops: ) so i knew everything at a VERY young age.
C: Almost got my "girlfriend" in second grade to do it during one of our naked games in a sleeping bag at her house so i had a lot of frustration built up.
D: Seriously may have been in love with her, i've still never liked a girl as fondly as I liked her :( I don't really like any of the chicks i date honestly, including my current gf (time to erase my web history now).

Now i just wish i could watch you all vomit after you read this, but wtf? You asked for it :|
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Posted: 9/4/2005 6:37:38 AM     Post subject:  

Wtf? i'm not a rapist or anything, she made the first move down south anyway and she wanted it but she was conflicted by her emotions and her upbringing. We thought we were in love and we knew we'd never see each other after the 2 weeks was over. I may have been a tad overzealous but that's cuz I

A: Was a really early bloomer
B: Used to steal porn mags from bums at a creek near my house when i was 6 (and used them :oops: ) so i knew everything at a VERY young age.
C: Almost got my "girlfriend" in second grade to do it during one of our naked games in a sleeping bag at her house so i had a lot of frustration built up.
D: Seriously may have been in love with her, i've still never liked a girl as fondly as I liked her :( I don't really like any of the chicks i date honestly, including my current gf (time to erase my web history now).

Now i just wish i could watch you all vomit after you read this, but wtf? You asked for it :|

WHAAAA? :( That's just sad, man.
But it's better than the time I found out my ex boyfriend told everyone I would dress up in fursuits and slap him. :roll:
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Posted: 9/4/2005 6:48:31 AM     Post subject:  

Umm, do you dress up in fursuits?
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Posted: 9/4/2005 6:49:49 AM     Post subject:  

Umm, do you dress up in fursuits?

I have one that I made for a Halloween costume.
That's all I've ever used it for.
Seriously, I don't want to mess it up...and it's mighty warm in there.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 6:50:55 AM     Post subject:  

Umm, do you dress up in fursuits?

I have one that I made for a Halloween costume.
That's all I've ever used it for.
Seriously, I don't want to mess it up...and it's mighty warm in there.


Halloween, gotcha :wink:

EDIT:

Speaking of fursuits, I think this guy needs a card. Is crossdressing a deadly sin in the bible? Would dressing up as zigzag count as crossdressing? Can someone link me to the picks of his little fursuit romp? i got a doozy lined up :lol:
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Posted: 9/4/2005 7:42:10 AM     Post subject:  

Wtf? i'm not a rapist or anything, she made the first move down south anyway and she wanted it but she was conflicted by her emotions and her upbringing.

Now i just wish i could watch you all vomit after you read this, but wtf? You asked for it :|

We did ask for it, but you must admit, 't'ain't right, McGee. What's done is done, and it's past history, but there was the chance of things going even more wrong. And honestly, things would be amiss if the first reactions were akin to 'Aw, we're still accepting *scritch*'

I don't really like any of the chicks i date honestly, including my current gf (time to erase my web history now).

That part's not past history. It's an issue you need to resolve. First of all with your current gf, secondly about women in general.

Umm, do you dress up in fursuits?

I have one that I made for a Halloween costume.
That's all I've ever used it for.
Seriously, I don't want to mess it up...and it's mighty warm in there.


Halloween, gotcha :wink:


I'm too lazy to make a good Trick or Treat joke here.

Speaking of fursuits, I think this guy needs a card. Is crossdressing a deadly sin in the bible? Would dressing up as zigzag count as crossdressing?


Thanks to Brick Testament, which is down now, the answer is not deadly, but an abomination in DEUT 22:5

But it's just as well, because DEUT 22:11 forbids mixed fabrics, so he's already sinning if he wears a shirt made of cotton/polyester.

http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Deu/Deu022.html
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Posted: 9/4/2005 8:07:10 AM     Post subject:  

What kind of fursuit?

(so i can masturbate to the mental image...i mean...)
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Posted: 9/4/2005 8:21:37 AM     Post subject:  


Speaking of fursuits, I think this guy needs a card. Is crossdressing a deadly sin in the bible? Would dressing up as zigzag count as crossdressing? Can someone link me to the picks of his little fursuit romp? i got a doozy lined up :lol:

WISH GRANTED.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/fursecution/27982.html


Enjoy!
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Posted: 9/4/2005 8:45:03 AM     Post subject:  

The whole thing about love is downright pathetic, and I have a lot of pathetic things going on myself. I'm not a vomiter, and I'm not so much sickened as disgusted. There's a difference. Sickened is revulsion, disgusted is more like "wtf is the world coming to". Call me old-fashioned but--well, actually, people fucked at younger ages way back when.
The idea is just totally fucking alien to me. I first wanked it when I was 11, and I thought THAT was young. I fantascised about feeling up other chicks, fine, that's weird. But I guess it's just too damn weird to me. I was a pretty sheltered kid, and maybe my life of debauchery is related to that. I have some fucked up issues, and I'm working on them. Get the fuck over a girl you only knew for a few weeks and start living like a man. Grow up.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 10:51:26 AM     Post subject:  

Possibly NSFW? Contains fursuit boobs

http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cloudcard0rk.jpg



The whole thing about love is downright pathetic, and I have a lot of pathetic things going on myself. I'm not a vomiter, and I'm not so much sickened as disgusted. There's a difference. Sickened is revulsion, disgusted is more like "wtf is the world coming to". Call me old-fashioned but--well, actually, people fucked at younger ages way back when.
The idea is just totally fucking alien to me. I first wanked it when I was 11, and I thought THAT was young. I fantascised about feeling up other chicks, fine, that's weird. But I guess it's just too damn weird to me. I was a pretty sheltered kid, and maybe my life of debauchery is related to that. I have some fucked up issues, and I'm working on them. Get the fuck over a girl you only knew for a few weeks and start living like a man. Grow up.
</bitch>


Wtf? I can only blame myself if my choice of words led you to this conclusion. I hadn't thought about her in years, and to my hormone addled 12yo mind I may have thought i was in love, I might still think I WAS in love. I've never really been in love so i can't say i know what it's like. Believe me i'm "over" her :? I barely remember what she looked like below the neck let alone remember her full name. Do you think i got a soft spot for her because, oh, i don't know, i lost my virginity to her? I've heard that can happen.

That part's not past history. It's an issue you need to resolve. First of all with your current gf, secondly about women in general.


Yeah, i know i got some issues but i'll let you know that it's not a new thing that guys date girls for sex sometimes even if they dont' like being around them much otherwise. And considering I have what would probably be considered a mild sex addiction, I have never cheated on a girl let alone kissed one that wasn't my gf or even been in a non monogomous relationship for that matter. With my current gf it's no secret that we primarily see eachother for overnights, i just didn't want to let on how much she iritates me sometimes, then there would be a fight. I'm not some complete sexual maladjust. I'm just looking for someone that is really compatible with me that's a joy to just be around but till then, i'm gonna test the waters, guys have been doing it for centuries. This is done
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Posted: 9/4/2005 7:09:34 PM     Post subject:  

absolutely 100% squicks me


CONGRATULATIONS! You have just been squicked!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/labrat882/Squick.png
:lol:
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Posted: 9/4/2005 7:17:01 PM     Post subject:  

Possibly NSFW? Contains fursuit boobs

http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cloudcard0rk.jpg

???

Cloudchaser has a goofy "wolf" suit - this is him on the left in this pic
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Posted: 9/4/2005 7:52:46 PM     Post subject:  

I suddenly feel normal now.
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Posted: 9/4/2005 8:49:04 PM     Post subject:  

Possibly NSFW? Contains fursuit boobs

http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cloudcard0rk.jpg

???

Cloudchaser has a goofy "wolf" suit - this is him on the left in this pic


Really? Wtf? I was under the impression he was in the zigzag suit. I remember it coming up here and we were all amused cuz the guy in the zigzag suit was a GUY and and a supposed christian, i'll fix it.
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Posted: 9/5/2005 2:46:44 AM     Post subject:  

Personally, I think you should use the actual PHOTO of this cloudchaser dude...
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Posted: 9/5/2005 9:17:50 PM     Post subject:  

Personally, I think you should use the actual PHOTO of this cloudchaser dude...




I went back and checked the previous thread about mister native american here and for some reason i really had it in my head that he was in the zigzag costume. I guess pretending your a dogfucking vixen isn't too far off from crossdressing. i give it a year or less before he has a vixina fursuit complete with daisyduke shorts :x
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Posted: 9/5/2005 9:43:47 PM     Post subject:  

Personally, I think you should use the actual PHOTO of this cloudchaser dude...




I went back and checked the previous thread about mister native american here and for some reason i really had it in my head that he was in the zigzag costume. I guess pretending your a dogfucking vixen isn't too far off from crossdressing. i give it a year or less before he has a vixina fursuit complete with daisyduke shorts :x

Heh, I like!
And yes, it's only a matter of time. Although it'll surely be as shitty, if not more, than his current costume.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:20:42 AM     Post subject:  

I think the suggestively placed ears over his lap and the word "bestiality" under it works. That poor dog, i wonder if he'll at least wait for it to come of age?
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Posted: 9/9/2005 9:03:53 AM     Post subject:  

The only thing better than fursuit drama is CLOUDCHASER fursuit drama.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/kathrishali/35430.html
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Posted: 9/9/2005 9:23:56 AM     Post subject:  

The only thing better than fursuit drama is CLOUDCHASER fursuit drama.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/kathrishali/35430.html


You are the absolute queen of drama CCG. Do you have some sort of net drama divining rod or are you just a livejournal junky?

Either way i want to see this flash animation :twisted:
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Posted: 9/9/2005 9:25:27 PM     Post subject:  

Either way i want to see this flash animation :twisted:


Seconded.

You are the absolute queen of drama CCG. Do you have some sort of net drama divining rod or are you just a livejournal junky?


Captain Cowgirl is your one-stop shop for all your babyfur, fursuit, and drama needs! Order now and you'll get a free Zig Zag link at no extra charge!
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Posted: 9/9/2005 9:39:54 PM     Post subject:  



Either way i want to see this flash animation :twisted:


Thirded. :D
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Posted: 9/9/2005 11:15:03 PM     Post subject:  

Yay for this thread as it makes me feel normal.
Also yay for dysfunctional relationships as they're often like training wheels for emotional maturity.

My main mystical minority power is that I can look like an indian from india if I want to... that's my backup plan if everything else fails: Become a phoney Guru and start a sect for fun and profit.

Back on topic: Watching furs that are oh-so vocal about their christianity entangle themselves into their fucked up fetishes is like watching slapstick comedy to me.
It's cheap and all too easy laughs. But like the Ritz waiter slipping on a banana peel, falling facefirst into a creampie, it never fails to deliver a nice dose of Schadenfreude.
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Posted: 9/10/2005 12:38:13 AM     Post subject:  

I was expecting he (Cloudchaser) would keep them to himself, and if he wanted to post them ask my permission first, but the damage is done.

So naive, haha.

As a general rule of thumb, never ever ever pose for any pictures that you would be embarassed to have posted publically - because the more embarassing they are, the more likely they are to appear on the internet. I'm sure that's a corrolary to something.
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Posted: 9/10/2005 1:05:40 AM     Post subject:  

As a general rule of thumb, never ever ever pose for any pictures that you would be embarassed to have posted publically - because the more embarassing they are, the more likely they are to appear on the internet. I'm sure that's a corrolary to something.


We can call it the Beanie Baby rule.
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Posted: 9/10/2005 1:33:05 AM     Post subject:  

I'm totally an LJ junkie. Whenever there is furry drama, my furry sense will start to tingle.
Anyways, I have no idea where this alleged flash video is...but I too would like to see it.
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