Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Drawing-impaired Kelly Price has gone political! Watch as the ever tasteless Stalag99 parodies Katrina rescue efforts! Laugh at the self-applied 'Web 14' rating! Stare in wonder at whatever the fuck that thing on the TV is! (Research has determined that Price was, in fact, thinking of bunnies when he made that.)

Gasp in awe at the insanely popular fan club!

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

Drawing-impaired Kelly Price has gone political! Watch as the ever tasteless Stalag99 parodies Katrina rescue efforts! Laugh at the self-applied 'Web 14' rating! Stare in wonder at whatever the fuck that thing on the TV is! (Research has determined that Price was, in fact, thinking of bunnies when he made that.)

Gasp in awe at the insanely popular fan club!

I don't get it. Is it funny? As an Australian who doesn't give too much of a shit about the political side of the hurricane, is it even possible for me to get it?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I cant even see the damn thing.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Ah, Kelly Price. The androgenous admin of Keenspace and all-around shitty furry artist.

I had the misfortune of meeting him/her/it once. Thank gods I was already drunk at the time.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Wow, considering how long this guys been around (i think) i assumed he had some sort of real fanbase. I figured that this fan base were the ones that egged him on to draw such weird retarded shit, guess he's a freak on his own, i'm sure only he gets off to his "art". So he's highly androgenous you say? guess it was written in the stars with a name like Kelly Price.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Wow, considering how long this guys been around (i think) i assumed he had some sort of real fanbase. I figured that this fan base were the ones that egged him on to draw such weird retarded shit, guess he's a freak on his own, i'm sure only he gets off to his "art". So he's highly androgenous you say? guess it was written in the stars with a name like Kelly Price.

Nope, It's much safe to say that he's universally hated. If not for his unbelievably shitty comic, then for being a overzealous little nazi on the Keenspace (or whatever the fuck it's called now) forums.

The only people I think do like him are the Keenspot staff that let Kelly run Keenspace. A service they quickly got sick of managing themselves due to the low turnover and screeching retard members that can't seem to get it into their heads that you get what you pay for with a free service. From what I understand, he does this for nothing other then the huge ego trip it gives him! Proving Kelly is a fucking moron as well as a freak.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

I cant even see the damn thing.

Keenspace is allergic to direct image links. See the page (if you still can't see the comic, hit reload)

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Drawing-impaired Kelly Price

Writing-impaired, too. I read the linked-to strip twice and can hardly make sense of it. An impressive lack of grasp of the English language. I don't think there's anything to get here, except perhaps some totally convoluted political statement (which I'm not sure what would be).

(What's Naylor doing in the thread title? We've had way too many Naylor threads already, no need to also bring him in where he's not involved.)

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

You should have to take a written test before you're allowed to own a copy of Poser. I... think there was supposed to be some sort of political jab in there somewhere, but it was obfusicated by all the confusing jargon and poor grammar. I guess you'd have to have been familiar with the strip for several years to understand all the inside references, which is about par for furry.

bobby · Prattler Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 167

His artwork is like Gonterman gone cubist.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I cant even see the damn thing.

Keenspace is allergic to direct image links. See the page (if you still can't see the comic, hit reload)

Is there a joke in there? I don't get it.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I cant even see the damn thing.

Keenspace is allergic to direct image links. See the page (if you still can't see the comic, hit reload)

Is there a joke in there? I don't get it.

Dude, a trip to the Holocaust museum really makes ya think. Think about genetically manipulated cobra wolves, that is!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/stalag99/2135.html#cutid1

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

He names his webcomic after german WWII prison camps and ponders the greatness of Euthanasia.
Let me guess what his political orientation is...

What needs euthanasia are the poor abominations from his webcomic.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

I've had my eyeballs mangled by Kelly Prices shitty art pretty much the same week I discovered the fandom on the net (and with it VCL) which was pretty much 1998 or something. I just couldn't explain to myself how one can draw SO MUCH and not improve a single bit over the YEARS.
(I thought up the velar Kelly Price lifetime non-achievement award of constant lack of improvement. First and only lucky winners so far have been Kelly Price (AKA STriker Redwolf) and EK Goya)

It was only last year when I finally got the explanation for all of it.
It was a relevation, all the pieces clicking together like a giant, retarded jigsaw puzzle.
I knew the reason,
I had the answer.
It was like: "Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the fucking chandelier!"

Someone on anthrochat pointed out that the capitalization of "ST" in "STriker" was due to the artist being a rabid Atari ST fan.

That explained EVERYTHING!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

A testament to the awfulness of this comic.

http://www.stalag99.net/d/20050905.html

http://www.stalag99.net/d/20050907.html

http://www.stalag99.net/d/20050909.html

How lazy is this guy? He does this other times as well

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I have a bit of a wacked out anatomy.

NO SHIT.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Drawing-impaired Kelly Price

Writing-impaired, too. I read the linked-to strip twice and can hardly make sense of it. An impressive lack of grasp of the English language. I don't think there's anything to get here, except perhaps some totally convoluted political statement (which I'm not sure what would be).

So I'm not the only one who found trying to read that strip sort of painful? The words make sense, but they don't seem to link up!

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

How lazy is this guy?

You'd think that if he only needed to draw that raised hand once, he'd put it at a plausible angle instead of 180 degrees around from one, wouldn't you?!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

How lazy is this guy?

You'd think that if he only needed to draw that raised hand once, he'd put it at a plausible angle instead of 180 degrees around from one, wouldn't you?!

I'm pretty sure the anatomy of the hand is mystifying to this guy. He probably spent hours on it and was happy when it finally stopped resembling a garden weasel. If you don't know what that is i'll save you the trip to google or ace hardware

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214800/214862/Products/8451322.jpg

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

So I'm not the only one who found trying to read that strip sort of painful? The words make sense, but they don't seem to link up!

Yeah. I felt as though the words were bouncing right off my eyeballs before they could sink through my retinas.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I cant even see the damn thing.

Keenspace is allergic to direct image links. See the page (if you still can't see the comic, hit reload)

Is there a joke in there? I don't get it.

Dude, a trip to the Holocaust museum really makes ya think. Think about genetically manipulated cobra wolves, that is!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/stalag99/2135.html#cutid1

Oh. THAT Kelly Price.
That damn comic is the ugliest thing I've ever seen...take his copy of Poser away...PLEASE...

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

So I'm not the only one who found trying to read that strip sort of painful? The words make sense, but they don't seem to link up!

Yeah. I felt as though the words were bouncing right off my eyeballs before they could sink through my retinas.

It's like trying to read while stoned.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I sincerely doubt Kelly Price has the capacity to mach the asshatedness of other notable furries who put forth political garbage in their comics (that and I can't understand what he's saying when he's trying to make points).

Nope, the herm wolfskunk artists won't replace Naylor anytime soon, especially in light of what is going to apparently happen next in Better Days...

USMC-Sgt.MURDER · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 82

Clicked on the link to STALAG 99 page and read the strip for Sept. 23, today.

Some computerized bunny chic with big breasts says...

University of Maryland students on several shuttles deployed modified Canmephian style balloons to freeze parts of the storm, thereby stopping it.

Do what now?

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Yes, because turning water into ice in mid-air will certainly prevent it from falling to the earth.

I think that's what they mean.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Yes, because turning water into ice in mid-air will certainly prevent it from falling to the earth.

I think that's what they mean.

It was probably like the japanese movie Time of the Apes, where it got so cold it went back in time! Cuz apparently when things get really really cold that happens :?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

It was probably like the japanese movie Time of the Apes, where it got so cold it went back in time! Cuz apparently when things get really really cold that happens :?

I thought it was vice versa. See the first Back To The Future , and notice the lact of ice from the other movies timeshifts. I guess that bit confused people.

Bant · Qualificator Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 4

I have a bit of a wacked out anatomy.

NO SHIT.

Imagine all the corrective back surgery breasts that big would warrant.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

I have a bit of a wacked out anatomy.

NO SHIT.

Imagine all the corrective back surgery breasts that big would warrant.

You will return to read the comic because her BREASTS ARE THE SIZE OF PLANETS.

If she's a shapeshifter, she'll need to conserve mass. Large creatures are undoubtedly better for fighting, so she'll need a tremendous mass. This translates to 20 ft tall and tits with their own zip codes.

Bant · Qualificator Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 4

You will return to read the comic because her BREASTS ARE THE SIZE OF PLANETS.

So that's why that guy's always hanging around her - he's in orbit!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I think it's truly telling how out of all the pathetic figures in furry that have been around forever like this guy and acctually have a fanbase, Mr. Price's fanbase seems to consist of approximately 1 guy that hangs out at his LJ and comic discussion thingy.

If i was into furry and made comics for years that were displayed online and acctually had my name known (i mean we're discussing him right?) and couldn't get a bigger fanbase than pink furry lotus, i would just give up. He has 1 fan :lol:

Seriously though, this guys drawings are much better quality and far less disturbing than that hag pink's. That might be why furries flock to her shit like flies

Bant · Qualificator Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 4

Yeah, that's pretty sad, there.

Maybe he does it for the infamy too? Or is he just deluded?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Yeah, that's pretty sad, there.

Maybe he does it for the infamy too? Or is he just deluded?

No, i'm sure he fantasizes about having sex with those characters. He posts it online no doubt because if he showed it to people in person, they would spit in his face

Bant · Qualificator Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 4

Yeah, that's pretty sad, there.

Maybe he does it for the infamy too? Or is he just deluded?

No, i'm sure he fantasizes about having sex with those characters. He posts it online no doubt because if he showed it to people in person, they would spit in his face

Unfortunately, that makes sense. That would certainly explain the orbital breasts.

Very considerate of him.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Seriously though, this guys drawings are much better quality and far less disturbing than that hag pink's. That might be why furries flock to her shit like flies

Sorry but I beg to differ. This guy is like the root of all bad furry artists and I'm sure his "work" inspired many bad artists like Kurt Logan or Pink Faery Lotus to actually upload their horrors on the net, affirming to them that there really is no shame or quality barrier on the net...
I was really depressed to be reminded that his vcl directory goes back to 1998 once I dug for pics... God I need some hot cocoa.

Not work safe, not brain safe, but grotesquely funny:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Yrdrick-c.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Mozdoc-c3.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/2004/WS-Xander-BigNTwisty.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Inflated2.jpg

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Seriously though, this guys drawings are much better quality and far less disturbing than that hag pink's. That might be why furries flock to her shit like flies

Sorry but I beg to differ. This guy is like the root of all bad furry artists and I'm sure his "work" inspired many bad artists like Kurt Logan or Pink Faery Lotus to actually upload their horrors on the net, affirming to them that there really is no shame or quality barrier on the net...
I was really depressed to be reminded that his vcl directory goes back to 1998 once I dug for pics... God I need some hot cocoa.

Not work safe, not brain safe, but grotesquely funny:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Yrdrick-c.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Mozdoc-c3.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/2004/WS-Xander-BigNTwisty.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Inflated2.jpg

Pink is like fuckin' Rembrandt compared to this guy...muscles that aren't there? Check. Grotesque detail? Check. Horrible poser art? Check.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Whether Pink or Price can draw better is a matter of preference, I think... Both have a limited grasp on correct anatomy, proportions, etc, and very odd tastes in subject matter, but while Price's drawings are very angular and lifeless, Pink's better art at least has a sort of primitive cartoon charm to it. (Also, IIRC, Pink has long ago distanced herself from furries, concluding they're a bunch of annoying retards.)

But back on the topic of Kelly Price:
http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/
Commissions?! WTF? Someone pays for his crap?

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Yrdrick-c.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Mozdoc-c3.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/2004/WS-Xander-BigNTwisty.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Inflated2.jpg

That's WTF material allright.

Sandstar1 · Qualificator Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 8

Seriously though, this guys drawings are much better quality and far less disturbing than that hag pink's. That might be why furries flock to her shit like flies

Sorry but I beg to differ. This guy is like the root of all bad furry artists and I'm sure his "work" inspired many bad artists like Kurt Logan or Pink Faery Lotus to actually upload their horrors on the net, affirming to them that there really is no shame or quality barrier on the net...
I was really depressed to be reminded that his vcl directory goes back to 1998 once I dug for pics... God I need some hot cocoa.

Not work safe, not brain safe, but grotesquely funny:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Yrdrick-c.jpg

What the fuck? Someone PAID him for that. That's horrid.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Whether Pink or Price can draw better is a matter of preference, I think... Both have a limited grasp on correct anatomy, proportions, etc, and very odd tastes in subject matter, but while Price's drawings are very angular and lifeless, Pink's better art at least has a sort of primitive cartoon charm to it. (Also, IIRC, Pink has long ago distanced herself from furries, concluding they're a bunch of annoying retards.)

But back on the topic of Kelly Price:
http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/
Commissions?! WTF? Someone pays for his crap?

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Yrdrick-c.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Mozdoc-c3.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/2004/WS-Xander-BigNTwisty.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Inflated2.jpg

That's WTF material allright.

Oh lovely. Well...there's no accounting for taste!
I agree with you about Pink. Some of her recent stuff is actually kind of cute.
Kelly Price can't say the same thing. His stuff is weird, too, but it's not done well.
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Inflated2.jpg
what

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

When people ask you, who know the Internet better than they, what the acronym OMGWTFBBQ means, you can point to these pics (among ten billion others in furry) and the idea will be understood immediately. At least furry does explain itself that well on so easily understood and visceral a level.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Not work safe, not brain safe, but grotesquely funny:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Yrdrick-c.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Mozdoc-c3.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/2004/WS-Xander-BigNTwisty.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/commissions/Inflated2.jpg

Something about those pictures is just so... Ordinary. It's garden-variety wtf. I mean, look at it. The ridiculous muscles, the obvious self-taughtness, etc... It's like furry Rob Liefeld. Hell, this guy looks like he has a somewhat better understanding of perspective than Rob Liefeld.

And multiple-giant-penis'd herms just don't even faze me anymore.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

It's like furry Rob Liefeld.

I think you've nailed it. Congrats, you win this thread.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

This guy apparently fails at everything Max Cannon exceeds at. Only Max Cannon has a thing for macabre humor, and Kelly doesn't know what humor is.

One day I shall make a webcomic parodying webcomics parodying webcomics about furries parodying neo-nazi webcomics. And then the internet shall crumble in the E-Apocalypse.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

It's like furry Rob Liefeld.

I think you've nailed it. Congrats, you win this thread.

Ever seen that Liefeld Captain America pic, where his left pec is jutting forward, even though he's being drawn from the side?

It's crazy.

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

Ever seen that Liefeld Captain America pic, where his left pec is jutting forward, even though he's being drawn from the side?

It's crazy.

I got curious upon reading this and found it via Google images on this page. I think stuff like that is the main reason I never had any avid interest in comic books.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Ever seen that Liefeld Captain America pic, where his left pec is jutting forward, even though he's being drawn from the side?

It's crazy.

I got curious upon reading this and found it via Google images on this page. I think stuff like that is the main reason I never had any avid interest in comic books.

Oh dear, capn america is pregnent.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Ever seen that Liefeld Captain America pic

Has anybody NOT seen it by now? is the more appropriate question methinks.

See commentary (and follow "ADLO's analysis" for piXXX)

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

I just hate any artist who puts human-like chins on animal characters. AGH STOPPIT STOPPIT.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

I just hate any artist who puts human-like chins on animal characters. AGH STOPPIT STOPPIT.

And the lips...THE LIPS! WAUGH!

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Pink has long ago distanced herself from furries, concluding they're a bunch of annoying retards

THE IRONY BURNS ME LIKE EBOLA. OH JESUS THE BURNING, THE BURNING.

If she distanced herself from furries it's because she's a world class rip off artist who has a long running fight with a few other artists, most notably Krissy Updike for ripping off characters, then recoloring them and claiming them as her babies and people have started calling her on it more and more.

Or might have to do with the fact that she's a #1 whore who aside from being a dog fucker and sleeping with anything male or female that sucks up to her enough, she's got or had the crabs. That along with the smut she let some idiot take of herself popping up every so offen on places like F-Chan might be why..but Pink's a dramawhore too and claims the typical "LEAVING TEH FANDUM" every few weeks to cover her ass with fanboys when people are looking for a place to put a boot.

Furry would improve by 15% if shitty artists got more harsh pityless views of their art and less fanboys looking for someone to kiss up on.