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Stoneth
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Posted: 11/1/2005 3:31:42 PM     Post subject: Screw ArtPlz and fchan, there's a new image board in town!  

It seems our good friend Arcturus who we all know from ArtPlz has taken a break from his work on ArtPlz to bring us something even better: a new furry image board called ChanPlz! What makes it so special appart from other boards like FAP, fchan and onechan?

NO DNP LIST!

For now, that makes it pretty damn cool (appart from the fact that the layout better mimics 4chan). Let's see how long it lasts, shall we?
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 11/1/2005 7:38:24 PM     Post subject:  

RULE THREE - THE THIRD RULE
All mods here are anonymous. This is for your protection. If someone accidentally lets slip they are a mod, don't go spreading it around. It won't do you any good! You don't know who we are. We're nameless. Faceless. And we're IN YOUR HOUSE!


They're also Air Marshalls.

RULE FOUR - THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THREE

RULE FIVE - THREE SIR, THREE


Furries ruin Monty Python.

Commercially available works (For instance, stuff from PlayFur or SexyFur, or whatever Bernal's crap website is, or from Dr. Comet's CDs, or well.. you get the idea.) should not be posted. If have to pay for it, don't post it! Simple as that. Posting commercial work is liable to incur a deletion of it, and possibly a |BANHAMMER|ing.


It looks like they don't quite have the balls to laugh in the face of a DNP list. Guess that spoils your day, Stoneth.

RULE SIX - SIX SIX
???

RULE SEVEN
Profit!


South Park is even less funny with furry mention.
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Paul
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Posted: 11/1/2005 9:02:44 PM     Post subject:  

For now, that makes it pretty damn cool

A furry porn site is pretty damn cool? :?

RULE FOUR - THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THREE

RULE FIVE - THREE SIR, THREE

Furries ruin Monty Python.

Furries ruin everything.

Snarky remarks aside, can anyone think of anything at all that got better by being furry-fied?
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Kadius
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Posted: 11/1/2005 9:20:46 PM     Post subject:  

Snarky remarks aside, can anyone think of anything at all that got better by being furry-fied?
Furry is a negative connotation. It destroys, is negative. It's impossible for furry to make anything better.

That being said. What's the deal with all these furry porn boards springing up?
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 11/1/2005 9:23:27 PM     Post subject:  

Snarky remarks aside, can anyone think of anything at all that got better by being furry-fied?
Furry is a negative connotation. It destroys, is negative. It's impossible for furry to make anything better.

That being said. What's the deal with all these furry porn boards springing up?


Do you really have to ask?
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 11/1/2005 9:29:59 PM     Post subject:  

It doesn't have a DNP list and Bernal's website was called crap, so it's okay in my book.
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Evil
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Posted: 11/1/2005 10:33:23 PM     Post subject:  

I eagerly await the delicious drama that will inevitably result.
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 11/1/2005 10:39:59 PM     Post subject:  

Furry made drama better. Drama used to be about boys cheating on girls with other girls. Now it's about kids taking a bus to Arizona to give assbirth to warez furry porn.

ChanPlz for the lulz.
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CrazyBomber
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Posted: 11/1/2005 11:10:30 PM     Post subject:  

Here (wsf) is the only worthy pic I've found on that link.
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 11/2/2005 12:40:21 AM     Post subject:  

right so I decided to see what "kemono was". I still haven't figured it out, but the way I see it, that doesn't matter at all as long as I avoid it forever.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 11/2/2005 12:45:43 AM     Post subject:  

It doesn't have a DNP list and Bernal's website was called crap, so it's okay in my book.
MMM, yes. Dug up dirt.
I dare someone to start a Sabrina thread and see what comes up. :twisted:
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 11/2/2005 1:43:17 AM     Post subject:  

I dare someone to start a Sabrina thread and see what comes up. :twisted:

You mean one like this one?
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Ray Prower
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Posted: 11/2/2005 1:49:19 AM     Post subject: TIME PARADOX  

Awesome.



It'll get deleted pretty soon so I'm reposting it here. =D
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Monkey King
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Posted: 11/2/2005 2:45:18 AM     Post subject:  

That being said. What's the deal with all these furry porn boards springing up?

They've obviously figured out the impermanent nature of furry porn boards, and are hedging their bets. It's this, or quit burning down porn boards with drama, so the choice was pretty obvious, for furries.

They can't seem to decide just how much respect they want to give to the rules, can they? All these boards have DNP rules, yet a hilarious number of artists flagrantly ignore Schwartz's "No Sabrina porn" rule. The urge to pornify everything versus the deification of furry artists.

Banning of stuff from Sexyfur isn't really that dumb an idea, though. We all know the odds of them actually getting sued, but I know if I were a webmaster I wouldn't want to deal with it at all.
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Stoneth
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Posted: 11/2/2005 2:46:43 AM     Post subject:  

right so I decided to see what "kemono was". I still haven't figured it out, but the way I see it, that doesn't matter at all as long as I avoid it forever.

"Kemono" is Japanese for animal. And as far as I know, it's the term in Japan for furry art or rather Japanese furry art. You know ... stuff like this.
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Zod God
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Posted: 11/2/2005 3:05:29 AM     Post subject:  

Wow, that didnt last long.
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Barry Scott
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Posted: 11/2/2005 3:13:15 AM     Post subject:  

Wow, that lasted long! Is this a record?
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 11/2/2005 3:25:27 AM     Post subject:  

I thiunk i hadbv w seezure hhhhhfirom nthat that page...
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TheBobSays
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Posted: 11/2/2005 3:33:24 AM     Post subject:  

I laughed until I coughed. I was just browsing ytmnd, too. Anyone get the last throws?
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 11/2/2005 3:41:42 AM     Post subject:  

I dare someone to start a Sabrina thread and see what comes up. :twisted:

You mean one like this one?
yes. quite like that.
Minus the DNP list of course :twisted:
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Barry Scott
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Posted: 11/2/2005 5:42:20 AM     Post subject:  

If anyone reads the post there now, it's not me. (Barry Scott is a character form a REALLY cheesy dubbed ad here in the UK for a cleaner. It's so bad it advertising genius and someone else it seems, thought the name of the bad shirt wearing one would also be good to use)
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Monkey King
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Posted: 11/2/2005 8:56:53 AM     Post subject:  

That's hilarious. Three days, and they fold like a card table. The gist of the news article seems to be "Arcturus has no self esteem, and can't handle it when people say mean things about him, so he's closing the site." Yeah, way to "poke FChan in the eye" with your immediate surrender there, guys.
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Computolio
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Posted: 11/2/2005 5:06:45 PM     Post subject:  

wow uh that was fast

and hilarious
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Stoneth
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Posted: 11/2/2005 6:37:57 PM     Post subject:  

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RailFoxen
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Posted: 11/2/2005 8:13:56 PM     Post subject:  

Artists left and right are now showing their vote of no confidence in the site by DNP'ing themselves and letting their work be posted elsewhere. You can too.

AND THE FURRY WAR WAS ON.
EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS ALL CLEARLY THE FAULT OF THE ARTISTS.
AND THE USERS.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
BUT FIGHT FCHAN FOR US ANYWAY.
COMING SOON: WARPLZ
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Posted: 11/2/2005 9:04:43 PM     Post subject:  

See, this is why I prefer MSN groups to anything else. Not only is there no DNP, there's no drama.

COMING SOON: WARPLZ


That gave me a good chuckle.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 11/3/2005 2:04:59 AM     Post subject:  

I have to admit, though, that that's the best way to close a site.
ever.
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 11/3/2005 2:12:45 AM     Post subject:  

Wait what the hell happened? I kind of blinked
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TheBobSays
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Posted: 11/3/2005 9:27:48 PM     Post subject:  

AND THE FURRY WAR WAS ON.
EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS ALL CLEARLY THE FAULT OF THE ARTISTS.
AND THE USERS.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
BUT FIGHT FCHAN FOR US ANYWAY.
COMING SOON: WARPLZ


Fools! Don't you see? This is just the beginning! A cunning plan! They intend to harvest and use the power of drama for their own schemes!

With only a moderate level of drama (*chan + art pages) they were going to target fchan before Arcturus broke the anonymous moderator containment field, and as such, they got to have a test run of the laser-like drama beam.

Their next iteration will add in the blog drama souces (Thus, the moderator name of Barry Scott) and probably a fusion of Livejournal, DeviantArt, VCL, and chanplz technologies. No DNP, no application form, and while friendslockable, google caches still work.

With finely tuned powers of angst, flame wars, emo, and appropriate injections of quitting the internets, a maelstrom can be contained in a lollercaust vortex, with concentrated bursts directed at fchan and others.

It will be a sight to behold.
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