Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

It seems our good friend Arcturus who we all know from ArtPlz has taken a break from his work on ArtPlz to bring us something even better: a new furry image board called ChanPlz! What makes it so special appart from other boards like FAP, fchan and onechan?

NO DNP LIST!

For now, that makes it pretty damn cool (appart from the fact that the layout better mimics 4chan). Let's see how long it lasts, shall we?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

RULE THREE - THE THIRD RULE
All mods here are anonymous. This is for your protection. If someone accidentally lets slip they are a mod, don't go spreading it around. It won't do you any good! You don't know who we are. We're nameless. Faceless. And we're IN YOUR HOUSE!

They're also Air Marshalls.

RULE FOUR - THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THREE

RULE FIVE - THREE SIR, THREE

Furries ruin Monty Python.

Commercially available works (For instance, stuff from PlayFur or SexyFur, or whatever Bernal's crap website is, or from Dr. Comet's CDs, or well.. you get the idea.) should not be posted. If have to pay for it, don't post it! Simple as that. Posting commercial work is liable to incur a deletion of it, and possibly a |BANHAMMER|ing.

It looks like they don't quite have the balls to laugh in the face of a DNP list. Guess that spoils your day, Stoneth.

RULE SIX - SIX SIX
???

RULE SEVEN
Profit!

South Park is even less funny with furry mention.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

For now, that makes it pretty damn cool

A furry porn site is pretty damn cool? :?

RULE FOUR - THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THREE

RULE FIVE - THREE SIR, THREE

Furries ruin Monty Python.

Furries ruin everything.

Snarky remarks aside, can anyone think of anything at all that got better by being furry-fied?

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Snarky remarks aside, can anyone think of anything at all that got better by being furry-fied?

Furry is a negative connotation. It destroys, is negative. It's impossible for furry to make anything better.

That being said. What's the deal with all these furry porn boards springing up?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Snarky remarks aside, can anyone think of anything at all that got better by being furry-fied?
Furry is a negative connotation. It destroys, is negative. It's impossible for furry to make anything better.

That being said. What's the deal with all these furry porn boards springing up?

Do you really have to ask?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

It doesn't have a DNP list and Bernal's website was called crap, so it's okay in my book.

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

I eagerly await the delicious drama that will inevitably result.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Furry made drama better. Drama used to be about boys cheating on girls with other girls. Now it's about kids taking a bus to Arizona to give assbirth to warez furry porn.

ChanPlz for the lulz.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

Here (wsf) is the only worthy pic I've found on that link.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

right so I decided to see what "kemono was". I still haven't figured it out, but the way I see it, that doesn't matter at all as long as I avoid it forever.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

It doesn't have a DNP list and Bernal's website was called crap, so it's okay in my book.

MMM, yes. Dug up dirt.
I dare someone to start a Sabrina thread and see what comes up. :twisted:

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I dare someone to start a Sabrina thread and see what comes up. :twisted:

You mean one like this one?

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Awesome.

It'll get deleted pretty soon so I'm reposting it here. =D

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

That being said. What's the deal with all these furry porn boards springing up?

They've obviously figured out the impermanent nature of furry porn boards, and are hedging their bets. It's this, or quit burning down porn boards with drama, so the choice was pretty obvious, for furries.

They can't seem to decide just how much respect they want to give to the rules, can they? All these boards have DNP rules, yet a hilarious number of artists flagrantly ignore Schwartz's "No Sabrina porn" rule. The urge to pornify everything versus the deification of furry artists.

Banning of stuff from Sexyfur isn't really that dumb an idea, though. We all know the odds of them actually getting sued, but I know if I were a webmaster I wouldn't want to deal with it at all.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

right so I decided to see what "kemono was". I still haven't figured it out, but the way I see it, that doesn't matter at all as long as I avoid it forever.

"Kemono" is Japanese for animal. And as far as I know, it's the term in Japan for furry art or rather Japanese furry art. You know ... stuff like this.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

Wow, that didnt last long.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Wow, that lasted long! Is this a record?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I thiunk i hadbv w seezure hhhhhfirom nthat that page...

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

I laughed until I coughed. I was just browsing ytmnd, too. Anyone get the last throws?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I dare someone to start a Sabrina thread and see what comes up. :twisted:

You mean one like this one?

yes. quite like that.
Minus the DNP list of course :twisted:

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

If anyone reads the post there now, it's not me. (Barry Scott is a character form a REALLY cheesy dubbed ad here in the UK for a cleaner. It's so bad it advertising genius and someone else it seems, thought the name of the bad shirt wearing one would also be good to use)

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

That's hilarious. Three days, and they fold like a card table. The gist of the news article seems to be "Arcturus has no self esteem, and can't handle it when people say mean things about him, so he's closing the site." Yeah, way to "poke FChan in the eye" with your immediate surrender there, guys.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

wow uh that was fast

and hilarious

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Artists left and right are now showing their vote of no confidence in the site by DNP'ing themselves and letting their work be posted elsewhere. You can too.

AND THE FURRY WAR WAS ON.
EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS ALL CLEARLY THE FAULT OF THE ARTISTS.
AND THE USERS.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
BUT FIGHT FCHAN FOR US ANYWAY.
COMING SOON: WARPLZ

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

See, this is why I prefer MSN groups to anything else. Not only is there no DNP, there's no drama.

COMING SOON: WARPLZ

That gave me a good chuckle.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I have to admit, though, that that's the best way to close a site.
ever.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Wait what the hell happened? I kind of blinked

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

AND THE FURRY WAR WAS ON.
EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS ALL CLEARLY THE FAULT OF THE ARTISTS.
AND THE USERS.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
BUT FIGHT FCHAN FOR US ANYWAY.
COMING SOON: WARPLZ

Fools! Don't you see? This is just the beginning! A cunning plan! They intend to harvest and use the power of drama for their own schemes!

With only a moderate level of drama (*chan + art pages) they were going to target fchan before Arcturus broke the anonymous moderator containment field, and as such, they got to have a test run of the laser-like drama beam.

Their next iteration will add in the blog drama souces (Thus, the moderator name of Barry Scott) and probably a fusion of Livejournal, DeviantArt, VCL, and chanplz technologies. No DNP, no application form, and while friendslockable, google caches still work.

With finely tuned powers of angst, flame wars, emo, and appropriate injections of quitting the internets, a maelstrom can be contained in a lollercaust vortex, with concentrated bursts directed at fchan and others.

It will be a sight to behold.