Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Audio/LSD2.mp3

Ok I was on some random link and discuss and listened to this and was confused as hell..... and then I saw the URL and was further confused.

But I think I know whats in the box.

THE INTERNET!!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this? You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Lucid Sonic Delusions.

Inspired, I think, by the Malignant Slurpee guy that was always doing the fucked up stuff on 2sense.

adabsurdum · Rasophore Joined: 13 May 2005 Posts: 53

Sometimes, in the night... I can feel them... crawling on me, like they're... angry.

Meah... I've studied reports of LSD trips. He has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

I keep screaming...
Once you know it, you'd do anything to forget it. But it's too late.

Is it just me, or does this remind anyone of Ren's soliloquy to his bar of soap?

...

My guess is there's a dust-covered Twinky in the box. Made up of little spiders, no less.

adabsurdum · Rasophore Joined: 13 May 2005 Posts: 53

Dang it... just opened the box.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Dang it... just opened the box.

I'm telling you the box is a computer and he just logged onto the internet and got all over dramatic

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Is it just me, or does this remind anyone of Ren's soliloquy to his bar of soap?

Not really, because Ren's soliloquy to his bar of soap (which became an ice cream bar at one point) was actually entertaining.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

FUCK THAT SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY IN THE BOX?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

An image that won't load?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1473/103/1600/natalee1.jpg

Have a link to the blog you got that off of? I think I know that girl. Last name wouldn't happen to be 'Westland' would it?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1473/103/1600/natalee1.jpg

Have a link to the blog you got that off of? I think I know that girl. Last name wouldn't happen to be 'Westland' would it?

No, Natalee Holloway...that missing chick in Aruba.
DUDE where have you been? They talked non-stop about this chick on TV before Hurricane Katrina...
Anyways, sorry for steering this off course :x

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

No, Natalee Holloway...that missing chick in Aruba.
DUDE where have you been? They talked non-stop about this chick on TV before Hurricane Katrina...

Apparently, living in a cave. Apparently, and fortunately.

Anyways, sorry for steering this off course :x

No, no, it's quite alright. We've since discovered that topic derailments were stored in that box. You wouldn't believe how many ass burgers were stuffed in there!

Strychnine Velcro · Rasophore Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 58

Meah... I've studied reports of LSD trips. He has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

On the Internet?

I've taken acid. After laughing for half an hour straight at a sweet wrapper, after your ego totally dissolves, after the night sky turns into a kaleidoscope of gaseous flares, after you close your eyes and follow the taste of music into a neverending loop of the raw data of perceived reality, then... THEN you start telling corny campfire stories. HtH.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Sums it up, really.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Blondes all look alike to me. That may be hair-racist of me, but it's true dammit.

Oh, and yeah, I thought he stopped doing rants...

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Jesus fuck, another Spaghetti retard. That is so fitting.

But ask 2 an obvious question, and you get an answer from Comedy Central.