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Posted: 11/14/2005 5:54:41 AM     Post subject: Ebon Lupus' Packlands at the Weekend Web  

It seems that everyone's favorite dog fucker has his own forum with for misanthropes to discuss being wolves or some shit. Seems that the goons have caught wiff of it and it's been given the Weekend Web treatment!

Read and be amused.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 6:05:56 AM     Post subject:  

Why is SA featuring articles around older furry lols anymore? Is CYD just that ahead of the time?

Sad part is, Ebon seems really gone. If any of the goons troll and/or post serious doubts to her lycanthropy, she'll (he'll) just take it as a spiritual attack. But fuck that's funny.

General attitude of the posters there:
Don't dare hunt the wolves... I need them for sex!
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Posted: 11/14/2005 6:25:49 AM     Post subject:  

PRETENTIOUS LOAD OF THERIAN BULLSHIT. God, I would love to do some trollin'.
Alas, CYD rules do not make it a possibility. Hopefully someone, somewhere, on the internet will tend to it.
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URGE TO KILL: RISING.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 7:16:15 AM     Post subject:  

I'm confused about how they're like "AWW WOLFIES R SEXY N CUTE LOL". Um, no they're not. They're like a stinky killer vicious kind of dog. They used to fucking kill people in russia. People hate them for damn good reasons. They don't like people in general, and especially not people who try to fuck 'em.

I'm not saying wolves should be exterminated, but jesus christ this is a little too friendly for most sane people of any species shape or form, don't you think?
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Posted: 11/14/2005 8:20:43 AM     Post subject:  

PRETENTIOUS LOAD OF THERIAN BULLSHIT. God, I would love to do some trollin'.
Alas, CYD rules do not make it a possibility. Hopefully someone, somewhere, on the internet will tend to it.
"god didn't give dogs balls so you can cut them off...he gave them balls so you can suck them off"
URGE TO KILL: RISING.


Oh, it's mean of me to tempt poor CC, but just imagine it! If someone posted there, pretending to be the God Warrior!

This forum is Dark Sided! It's got spirits and wolves and gargoyles! I pray to Jeeee-zus!
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Posted: 11/14/2005 8:44:22 AM     Post subject:  

You say you have a wolf in your head? Allow me to beat it out with this brick, good sir.

*seconds later*

Sir, it seems you have been mislead. All there is to find within your leaflike skull is a porridgy, grey substance. Most bothersome, I might add.


This wins at the retard factor. The worst thing is, they're all so serious about it, like it's supposed to be some sort of hush-hush secret brotherhood of eternal demonworshipping or something like that. Granted, people should be able to believe what they want and want to screw what they want as long as they stay the hell away from me and my dog, but as I said... This wins.

I'd love to see them try to, as they say, 'mount' a wolf. The results would be outward hilarious to my morbid, gruesome sense of humor.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 8:58:41 AM     Post subject:  

Ebonlupus... could these forums survive another strike by him and his mountian man misanthropy? Especially rendered defenseless without our dear brother ZenZhu?

Actually, Mitch, is Ebon banned?
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Posted: 11/14/2005 9:01:03 AM     Post subject:  

I'm confused about how they're like "AWW WOLFIES R SEXY N CUTE LOL". Um, no they're not. They're like a stinky killer vicious kind of dog. They used to fucking kill people in russia. People hate them for damn good reasons. They don't like people in general, and especially not people who try to fuck 'em.

I'm not saying wolves should be exterminated, but jesus christ this is a little too friendly for most sane people of any species shape or form, don't you think?


Actually, you'll find that wolves are minor threat to humans. When all of their regular food sources are unavailible and they are exceedingly hungry is when you'd have to be most careful. Bears on the other hand are FAR more threatening, and match your description more closely.

My father respects wolves and has instilled that same respect in me. He used to tell me tales from his days when he was stationed in Canada. Most Canadians won't go deep into the wilderness, especially alone. He did. His encounters with wolves amounted to howling in the night and the occassional fireside visit. He would sit there cooking an evening's catch by the fire and be visited by a two or three wolves who would sit and watch him, just at the edge of the fire's light like silver shadows. Ususally they are just curious about what this thing wandering through their territory is. He'd sit there and pretend not to notice them and they'd just stay there for hours watching while he made camp. Of course he always had his rifle handy. You never take chances when wild animals are concerned.

Of course, none of that excuses this Therian madness. The mind boggles as to what the hell is going on with these people.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 12:19:55 PM     Post subject:  

Hey! My boss is a moron too, this mean I'd have to discover my lupine soul, and start to growl and be a mean predator, and DISEMBOWEL PEOPLE!
Wolves are beautiful animals, I respect them.
Sad sociopaths calling themselves 'wolves' because they can't work around their social skills enough to be accepted by their own specie don't gain my respect, instead.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 1:06:50 PM     Post subject:  

Ebonlupus... could these forums survive another strike by him and his mountian man misanthropy? Especially rendered defenseless without our dear brother ZenZhu?

Actually, Mitch, is Ebon banned?

No, he's free to post.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 2:44:43 PM     Post subject:  

Actually, you'll find that wolves are minor threat to humans. When all of their regular food sources are unavailible and they are exceedingly hungry is when you'd have to be most careful.


Ding ding ding! Top of the food chain, ma! Darwin has made sure that all the smart wolves give us a lot of space. We can take them out a whole lot quicker than they can get us. And, well, the ones that do approach people, we end up domesticating, and turning into this:


His encounters with wolves amounted to howling in the night and the occassional fireside visit. He would sit there cooking an evening's catch by the fire and be visited by a two or three wolves who would sit and watch him, just at the edge of the fire's light like silver shadows.


I forget why I read Never Cry Wolf long ago. I think it was my wife's book. Anyways, it was about a biologist that went into the wilderness to actually observe wolves, to prove or dispute the notion that they were a threat to the caribou population. What he found was interesting, but makes sense. Their most common prey? Mice.

Forget magestic, it was a hop-pounce to break a rodent's neck, and much more efficient than going after big game all the time, especially for a small group. So the biologist started hunting and eating mice, to see if a large mammal could actually live off such a small portion of meat.

The other item of note was that of marking. To test, the biologist, after like 3 pots of tea and many trips, 'marked' around the campsite. The wolves he was studying actually noticed the mark, marked the other side and never crossed the border into the campsite ever since. Of course, the wolf was able to do that without any breaks for tea.

Of course, none of that excuses this Therian madness. The mind boggles as to what the hell is going on with these people.


Quite simple. The mind must find some way to justify itself; some reason to go on. If your life sucks, and you find few redeeming qualities, then you either hurl yourself off a bridge or find some excuse to go on. Attach yourself to an identity or belief that praises you, makes you special. This is why all the sad, pathetic things latch onto 'noble' wolves, or 'sexy' foxes, or 'powerful' dragons, or lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

The more insular you can make your delusion, and even better, to have a group large enough to reinforce your delusions, but small enough to ensure an 'us vs. them' mentality, and there you go!

You can wager good money that none of these people have a successful job, or strong love life (Love as in love, not unf unf unf with dogs), or are generally satisfied with their life.

Actually, a counterexample would be interesting. Someone who had become successful, but still wanted to be with wolves. I suppose that they would go and move to the artic, and probably wouldn't be chatting on a forum, anyways.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 3:05:56 PM     Post subject:  

Forget magestic, it was a hop-pounce to break a rodent's neck, and much more efficient than going after big game all the time, especially for a small group. So the biologist started hunting and eating mice, to see if a large mammal could actually live off such a small portion of meat.


I've seen that behaviour before. My friends old greyhound, Skye, would scoot of into the gourse bushes. We'd then see her come flying out of the underbrush like Pop-Up-Pirate, trying to stamp on a rabbit, mouse or rat that she'd come across. She was a bit less efficient than wolves, in that she'd jump a good four feet in the air and completely clear the bush, losing sight of her target.

And I understand what you mean in your last statement. However, my life ain't exactly a bed of roses, but I'm going to throw myself into the Thames or pretend I'm a wolf. It solves nothing. All I can do is carry on, improve my work and hope to produce quality material that might be worthy of publishing someday.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 3:55:01 PM     Post subject:  

I'm still amazed at how... out there (to say the least) these >>people<< are. I mean holy crap, furries might be strange but therians just take it to a level where it's like all you can do is "What the fuck is wrong with you?" - I can't even begin to imagine how pathetic these people have to believe they are actually wolves or have the soul of a wolf.. animals don't have souls. :<

But yea, like Bob said, that whole community is just an attempt at trying to salvage whatever remains of these people's broken and pathetic lives. Hell, even if they're doing ok, they're still sick in the head... haha, I want to do a Flash Tub kind of thing with that boss post and record it.

Also, look at these great threads:


(hosted from ImageShack not SA, I'm not leeching)
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Posted: 11/14/2005 5:48:50 PM     Post subject:  

animals don't have souls. :<


I was agreeing with your post until that line...which was said as if it were common knowledge or even assuming that such thing as a 'soul' even exists. Or maybe I take things a little too seriously

They do make themselves look stupid in my opinion, not because of what they believe in, but because of how they express it.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 6:06:54 PM     Post subject:  

But yea, like Bob said, that whole community is just an attempt at trying to salvage whatever remains of these people's broken and pathetic lives. Hell, even if they're doing ok, they're still sick in the head...

But the thing is, they're not doing OK. They intensely dislike human society, they intensely dislike being human. No matter whether they're just playing pretend (as some of them must be) or actually believe they have a wolf soul or what-the-hell-ever... these are not happy people. Their alleged wolf souls don't do jack for them. They're forever stuck in their darkened, spunk-stained basement bedrooms, bitching on the internet about the tribulations they suffer in their interaction with the filthy hyooomans.

Oh, what can be said about EbonLupus that we haven't already? The man's genuinely mad. The SA goons picked out plenty of funny from the forum - I LOL'ed - but at the end of the day, it's just sad.
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Posted: 11/14/2005 7:35:39 PM     Post subject:  

And I understand what you mean in your last statement. However, my life ain't exactly a bed of roses, but I'm going to throw myself into the Thames or pretend I'm a wolf. It solves nothing. All I can do is carry on, improve my work and hope to produce quality material that might be worthy of publishing someday.


I'm guessing on the not there. But the difference is that you and I, while our life isn't a bed of roses, we have a purpose, a hope, a possibility, a goal. You aren't going to throw yourself into the Thames or pretend you're a wolf exactly because you have real reasons, noble ones to go on. Self improvement, producing quality material, and the oppurtunity of success by being published are all valid and life-affirming.

My life might not be great, but it's mine, and I like it, and I intend to do things with it. And because of this, I don't need to attach to anything delusional as a replacement. There's the key.

There might be a lot of chicken and egg issue going on here, but I'd wager this can be applied to other batshit insane subsections of the fandom as well.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 12:34:14 AM     Post subject:  



I feel cold and squishy.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 2:45:56 AM     Post subject:  

The worst thing is, they're all so serious about it, like it's supposed to be some sort of hush-hush secret brotherhood of eternal demonworshipping or something like that.

Did somebody say Aeternal??
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Posted: 11/15/2005 4:42:06 AM     Post subject:  

OH GOD MITCH, COMPY
LET US TROLL JUST THIS ONCE plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dammit I love how they accuse their other 'packmates' or whatever as 'posers'. Like a bunch of fat old men who think they're wolves isn't pretending to be something theyre not, right?
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Posted: 11/15/2005 6:05:42 AM     Post subject:  

Did somebody say Aeternal??


Initial reaction: What...? Secular reaction: COULD THIS BE DRAGONS? Final reaction: Transgendering, huh? GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN

Dammit I love how they accuse their other 'packmates' or whatever as 'posers'. Like a bunch of fat old men who think they're wolves isn't pretending to be something theyre not, right?


Damn right. They look at themselves as all high and holy and noble and righteous, when they at the same time scorn their own >>>>>people<<<<< like they came out of someone's ass. This is, IMO, exactly the kind of behaviour that makes mankind shitty.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 6:35:32 AM     Post subject:  

HAHA OH GOD
http://packlands.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=577
"its meant to be a joke"
SUUUUURE Ebon, just keep telling yourself that.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 6:57:46 AM     Post subject:  

HAHA OH GOD
http://packlands.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=577
"its meant to be a joke"
SUUUUURE Ebon, just keep telling yourself that.


And I quote:

"God didn't give dogs balls so you can cut them off... he gave dogs balls so you can suck them off."
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Posted: 11/15/2005 7:44:16 AM     Post subject:  

The worst thing is, they're all so serious about it, like it's supposed to be some sort of hush-hush secret brotherhood of eternal demonworshipping or something like that.

Did somebody say Aeternal??


Hoobawhatta? That's just... sad. And with the link to generic androgynous anime things, is this some sort of contest, a race between the two fandoms to the bottom of the barrel, or below it?

OH GOD MITCH, COMPY
LET US TROLL JUST THIS ONCE plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


It's very tempting, isn't it? Makes you wonder, is there any other group this deluded? Otherkin dragons, perhaps. Elves? Gah. I hate elves. But what about something that would be more... pedestrian?

Yeah, I can see some counterpart showing up. A true believer that's... a cat. Something to bait the canines with how domesticated and trained they and their relatives have become. Really, they've become humans' lap dogs.

Or something stupid like a raccoon. "Yeah! Wolves going down! Get rid of that forest, put in a 7-11! We're on top now! Opposable thumbs AND free rabies immunization health care AND easy access to garbage AND less natural predators! Bring on this civilization! We're next in line for the throne!"

The possibilities! The possibilities!

Dammit I love how they accuse their other 'packmates' or whatever as 'posers'. Like a bunch of fat old men who think they're wolves isn't pretending to be something theyre not, right?


No, no, this is worse than pretending. This is worse than kittens, too.

Pretending is to present a falsehood, but to know it is a falsehood you're presenting. Nothing wrong with pretending. Mister Rogers taught us that. We had the land of Make-Believe. But Rogers reminded you that make-believe, while it's fun to pretend, was pretend, not real.

These guys aren't pretending, they're delusional. They think the falsehood they're presenting is real. And that is what makes it even sadder.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 8:00:34 AM     Post subject:  

Guys, we are nowhere near funny enough to pull that kind of shit. Or rather, it would be an excercise in pointlessness because old eboner here probably has 24/7 vigilance on the ban button.

Forum invasions require planning, and they also require that planning to not be done on a public forum. As hateful and vile as these people are, it really isn't worth it right now.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 8:51:41 AM     Post subject:  

Hypothetically, what would we even do to troll these people? They're already so ridiculous that they're practically troll-proof.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 8:54:11 AM     Post subject:  

Guys, we are nowhere near funny enough to pull that kind of shit. Or rather, it would be an excercise in pointlessness because old eboner here probably has 24/7 vigilance on the ban button.

Forum invasions require planning, and they also require that planning to not be done on a public forum. As hateful and vile as these people are, it really isn't worth it right now.

Let me rephrase that. Not so much 'trolling', as a trojan type of thing.
Buuuut I think I'll be quiet about it for now.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 10:21:01 AM     Post subject:  

Sumbitch PC give out on me.

Uncompleted post in a nutshell...

Wolves: great but hardly ethereal and benevolent and free from care. Nature is red in tooth and claw.

Therians: deluded in opinions about wolves, as well as themselves. Ebon's last bit on SA = ironic. (as if you needed me to tell you all that)

Therian in article not sexually attracted by 'disgusting' hyoomans: I think the feeling may be mutual.

Aeternals: WTF? Please tell me this is a fanboy thing like chakats, and not another 'we're not really humans' thing.

CC's idea: I like it.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 10:56:47 AM     Post subject:  

Furry brotherhood for life!

As I'm sure it has come to your attention, your site's been "Weekend Web"bed by Something Awful. Which will likely lead to a small number of arses attempting to join your digital pack in order to harass and annoy. For the future, you may wish to make several areas member viewable only... My spirit is decidedly feline, I bring this up out of respect for a fellow noble beast... If you wish to allow a cat in your midst, it would be an honour, but I shant make further attempt at contact unless you decide to.

Thank you for your thoughtful email. You are not a Wolf so you do not belong in the Packlands...


Or maybe not!

I second Compy. A bunch of infighting and easily amused anti-somethings does not an invasion make.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 3:02:57 PM     Post subject:  

Captain Cowgirl, please cut it out with the "us" and "we" re: trolling. There is no "we", the CYD forum is not an exercise in groupthink. Also, apart from trolling always being, well, stupid (even calling for forum invasions is a bannable offense on this forum, and rightly so, considering the nature of this site), in this case it wouldn't even serve a discernible purpose:

Hypothetically, what would we even do to troll these people? They're already so ridiculous that they're practically troll-proof.

What The New Meat said. There's no way in hell you could out-absurd EbonLupus and his pals without immediately giving yourself away and get banned.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 6:13:08 PM     Post subject:  

This is worse than kittens, too.


What's wrong with kittens?
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Posted: 11/15/2005 6:32:01 PM     Post subject:  

This is worse than kittens, too.

What's wrong with kittens?

Ask Jay Naylor, he came up with the "worse than kittens" thing.
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Posted: 11/15/2005 11:51:59 PM     Post subject:  

I bring this up out of respect for a fellow noble beast...

There - my point! Fallacious anthropomorphic projections.

Also, apart from trolling always being, well, stupid (even calling for forum invasions is a bannable offense on this forum, and rightly so, considering the nature of this site)

Aw. :(
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Posted: 11/16/2005 1:30:49 AM     Post subject:  

Captain Cowgirl, please cut it out with the "us" and "we" re: trolling. There is no "we", the CYD forum is not an exercise in groupthink. Also, apart from trolling always being, well, stupid (even calling for forum invasions is a bannable offense on this forum, and rightly so, considering the nature of this site), in this case it wouldn't even serve a discernible purpose:

Hypothetically, what would we even do to troll these people? They're already so ridiculous that they're practically troll-proof.

What The New Meat said. There's no way in hell you could out-absurd EbonLupus and his pals without immediately giving yourself away and get banned.

No, no, no, it was a hypothetical 'we'. I wasn't trying to get everyone in here to go trolling, and like I said, 'trolling' is the wrong word in this case...
And I'm not 'calling for forum invasions'. I'm just saying I wish it was possible. That's like marching into a furry con, arms linked, in CYD apparel...Nowhere did I say HEY GUYS LOLS LETS GO TROLL THEIR FORUMS WHO WANTS TO POST GOATSE?
I can dream, can't I? Stop taking everything I say so literally.
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Posted: 11/16/2005 6:14:17 AM     Post subject:  

Therians... wow. I have a bit more inight into the minds of these people that I currently would care to. Trolling them is the worst thing you can do, well, joining them is the worst thing you can do, actually.

Hypothetically, what would we even do to troll these people? They're already so ridiculous that they're practically troll-proof.


Indeed, groups like these thrive on self-validation and a determining of self worth through the conflict they do generate. In a way, they aren't too far off from Something Awful goons, only having paid their dues with their sanity, not their tenbux...

Therianism is a religion, or more appropriatley, a cult. They enjoy all the dogma of a big name church, to keep them on the 'right path' while also being small enough to view themselves as a minority group of sorts, 'elecated' over the masses. In short: Victim complex galore.

Therians come in as wide a variety as any religion, and Ebon is thier version of miss 'god warrior'. Some therians aren't too bad, even sociable. At cons they tend to be a bit snobby, having to deal with furry 'fakers', but it's hardly a recipe for an instant fucktard.

As with any religious type people, in general, their sociability and niceness is inversley proportional to how seriously they take their own beliefs. Of course, their confrontationalism is a bit higher because they have no need to recruit new members. The teen angst factories of the world leave them awash with wannabes and whatnot. A culture, a dogma and a lifestyle of self-loathing projected onto others and perverted farther into a superiority complex. So sad.

Unlike Jehova's Witnesses, though, they can't be simply ignored. They commit horrible acts of cruelty to animals while smearing all enviroment movement efforts with their misanthropic taint. They still live of the conflict of them being a dying species though. Which is why so many choose not only predators, but endangered ones. You'll find few if any shark thers.

Which brings us to...

Dammit I love how they accuse their other 'packmates' or whatever as 'posers'. Like a bunch of fat old men who think they're wolves isn't pretending to be something theyre not, right?


They tear themselves apart when not getting 'attacked'. I would wager real money that during any forum invasion, you would find few 'You aren't a REAL werewolf' type threads in their forum. Remember, they thrive on being the minority, and under constant - for lack of a better term - spiritual attack. When the paranoia from without has ended they go Stalin on each other internally. In theory, if simply ignored long enough, they would devour themselves as a group, if not as an entire religion.

So they become ever more bizzarre, in-your-face and confrontational to achieve a constant 'threat'. Read the old thread with Ebon to see this in action. Not only is the arroganc as thick as Italian pubic hair, but see how language like 'bullied', 'hate' and 'attacked' is worked in. A duality if I ever saw one.

It's very tempting, isn't it? Makes you wonder, is there any other group this deluded? Otherkin dragons, perhaps. Elves? Gah. I hate elves. But what about something that would be more... pedestrian?


I think wolf thers are a special case only because the status of the animal, and the popularity thusly associated with it. I mean, hell, I even have a wolf shirt... or two... and a calendar... and megabites upon mega... er...

:oops:

Every emo/goth/furry/loser basically loves wolves, for a multitude of reasons. I've seen some real wolves in my life, a bit more elegant than dogs, but not by much. This 'popularity' means old fuck-you-I'm-a-wolf types are worshipped by the new ones, which only makes their egos that much more bloated, and they compete in cases like this to prove themselves 'worthy'. For claiming to shirk off pety human behaviors, they exhibit enough to make you hate them almost as much as they hate themselves, almost.

Then again, some take it far less seriously, and they're the type who hang with 'fakers' and whatnot, but who pays attention to the quiet unassuming Christian when you can see "DARK SIDE! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!"?

Dragons tend to have a bit less victim complex, and just pick their 'species' for reasons of trying to be the powerful being. Insecurity, mainly, not full blown self loathing. Of course, they have the added bonus of not having any real animal to model themself after, meaning they tend to argue a lot about 'proper interprettation' and nuances than having set in stone behavior patterns. Mostly, they're like a furryitized gothic vampires, perhaps a bit older. Far less entertaining then Ebon and crew, if for only the lack of (direct) bestiality.

If your curious for more on them:

http://www.draconic.com/
http://www.dragonspot.net/forum/

I knew of a few feline thers, mostly big cats (surprise surprise) back on were.net. Whenever otherkin/therians all gather, there is some special tension, but their hard chiselled views of themself as another species, even species which are natural enemies, melt when they have the same gola of griping about humanity and stroking each others egos. For more on that...

http://www.were.net
http://www.otherkin.net/index.html

I mean, sure it's fun to laugh at people who honest to fuck think they are a wolf, but it's novelty wears thin when you realize how widespread and e-common it is. Sure, some aren't too bad at all, but those that are... ugh.

The best thing to do is try to avoid them, and report any who actually fuck their dogs to the ASPCA.

Furry brotherhood for life!


Something Awful = all of humanity? Wow, I guess I missed out when Lowtax created the heavens and the Earth...

So yeah, the non-TLDR version of this post can be summed up in "LOL *cry*".
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Posted: 11/16/2005 9:54:11 AM     Post subject:  

You should write an article. You practically did. Although...

Then again, some take it far less seriously, and they're the type who hang with 'fakers' and whatnot, but who pays attention to the quiet unassuming Christian when you can see "DARK SIDE! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!"?

I don't feel that 'seriousness' of belief is the thing, rather personal (and probably correct/incorrect) interpretation. That sociable, nice, quiet, unassuming Christian doesn't have to believe any less than the God Warrior, and in fact may be 'more of a Christian' (y'know, that whole 'love, peace, tolerance' thing, that seems to be forgotten by Christian and non-Christian alike). But - as was said - those who make it a very vocal conduit for their own hates and desires, get the attention (as with ramming planes into buildings, if I may be allowed to use the analogy).

I realise this isn't the time and the place for a theological debate, and it's probably the last thing any of you want to read. I apologise. But it's so rare to have the opportunity for a calm observation on a web forum, that I couldn't pass it up.

Thank you. I'm done.
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Posted: 11/16/2005 11:36:52 AM     Post subject:  

I realise this isn't the time and the place for a theological debate, and it's probably the last thing any of you want to read. I apologise. But it's so rare to have the opportunity for a calm observation on a web forum, that I couldn't pass it up.


The issue is that equation doesn't compute here. Ebon and crew are ~not~ normal people, and although without the internet there may be fewer of them, or they would be less noticable doesn't mean there still isn't a dog somewhere getting trained to have asssex with them.

That, and that image is posted and rehashed by Cargoweasel and Xydexx too much for it to be any more a truism than a " lol all arabs work at 7-11" thing. Besides, Gabe hates Will Wright... That makes him an unperson. :wink:
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Posted: 11/16/2005 6:54:42 PM     Post subject:  

Thank you for your thoughtful email. You are not a Wolf so you do not belong in the Packlands...


Only hyoomans have to bother with things like tolerance and acceptance!
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Posted: 11/16/2005 7:44:27 PM     Post subject:  

Better late than never.

Captain Cowgirl, please cut it out with the "us" and "we" re: trolling.

I figured that the us implied just CC and I, since I was egging her on earlier.

Let me rephrase that. Not so much 'trolling', as a trojan type of thing.
Buuuut I think I'll be quiet about it for now.
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT WE SHALL ATTACK addjafsfhkgsd


I was thinking about that. Given Ebon's xenophobia and paranoia, entering into their forums would mean they'd have an unhealthy distrust for far too long for any trolling to work right. There's a high probability that Ebon's reading these posts as well. (I'm surprised he hasn't shown up. It's not like he doesn't have an account here)

No, but something from inside, with either a friend already there, or someone else from the Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiracy to infiltrate the boards on their spare time. Undercover, they can sow seeds of doubt and help along the lols as well as relay it back, regardless of it being publically viewable or not.

Or even just to discuss such a possibility, knowing that Ebon won't trust this post, but still will be eyeing all his consorts.

So anyways, time to check up on my MAFC covert EAF ops friend... :wink:
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Posted: 11/16/2005 9:13:11 PM     Post subject:  

Maybe this trojan attack thing could work. If done right Ebon would become so paranoid that he would shut down the forum and decide to live out in the middle of the forest away from the filthy hyoomans, where he would eat himself to death.

I can dream.
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Posted: 11/16/2005 10:46:04 PM     Post subject:  

Not only is the arroganc as thick as Italian pubic hair,


:shock:



He's right, y'know!
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hot
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Posted: 11/17/2005 4:49:53 AM     Post subject:  

Maybe this trojan attack thing could work. If done right Ebon would become so paranoid that he would shut down the forum and decide to live out in the middle of the forest away from the filthy hyoomans, where he would eat himself to death.

I can dream.

Wouldn't it be loverrrlyyyyyy

Not only is the arroganc as thick as Italian pubic hair,


:shock:



He's right, y'know!

That, plus the fact that I was just playing Super Mario brothers, makes for one unsightly mental image, bro.
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Posted: 11/17/2005 11:53:42 AM     Post subject:  

You know what I hate about Ebon/Snowolf? It's not the fact that they're zoophiles. I could care less about domestic dogs. But they have that whole "I hate monkies because they're too much like humans" mindset. God... I fucking hate these so-called animal lovers who dismiss primates. It's not their fault they're related to humans, and a lot of them are just as endangered (and even more so) than those fucktards' precious wolves. I love primates, especially the CRITICALLY ENDANGERED gorillas. Ebon's pet dogs are more human than a wild ape because they need a hyooooomin to live.
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Posted: 11/17/2005 3:58:13 PM     Post subject:  

You know what I hate about Ebon/Snowolf? It's not the fact that they're zoophiles. I could care less about domestic dogs. But they have that whole "I hate monkies because they're too much like humans" mindset. God... I fucking hate these so-called animal lovers who dismiss primates. It's not their fault they're related to humans, and a lot of them are just as endangered (and even more so) than those fucktards' precious wolves. I love primates, especially the CRITICALLY ENDANGERED gorillas. Ebon's pet dogs are more human than a wild ape because they need a hyooooomin to live.


Ohhhhhhkay... I'm not even sure what to respond to, first. Agreed that there are some primate species that are very endangered, and Jane Goodall is a saint for doing what she does.

But do you really expect Ebon to have any role modelling or otherwise logical sense? They don't care about wolves. They care about the image of wolves in their minds, and as a sex object.

One of the covert trolling questions I thought up, a real, valid question, is about whether or not to take a sick dog to the vet. It pits their interests (dog for sex, distrust of people) against the dog's (health, population control). There's a likely chance that they'd suggest not using a vet, but having their 'inner wolf' heal the dog, up until it dies.

Although it seems like the rule more than the norm that "Animal lover" really means "One-or-two-specific-species-of-animal lover, any-animal-that-competes-with-previous-animal hater, and any-animal-that-isn't-in-the-two-previous-groups indifferent."

I like monkeys. They make noise and fling poo. That's like the best combination out there! I also enjoy watching LJ drama for the exact same reasons.
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Posted: 11/17/2005 4:01:09 PM     Post subject:  

I'm not 'calling for forum invasions'. I'm just saying I wish it was possible.

But of course it's possible. There is no "we", you don't need Mitch's or anyone else's permission to do whatever it is you'd like to do on the internet.

That's like marching into a furry con, arms linked, in CYD apparel...

There's a big difference between observing drama and generating it. No one's stopping you from doing the latter, by all means do, but in such case prepare to be laughed at like any other furry behaving like a tit. Being a CYD forum member does not make one immune to LOLs from other CYD forum members.

Anyway, I'm pretty damn sure that any type of "attack" on EbonLupus' forums is doomed to failure. He uses the ban button liberally, and he has his usual gang of cronies to applaud every move he makes. All you really could manage to do is confirm his already-twisted worldview.
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Posted: 11/18/2005 4:22:55 AM     Post subject:  

Anyway, I'm pretty damn sure that any type of "attack" on EbonLupus' forums is doomed to failure. He uses the ban button liberally, and he has his usual gang of cronies to applaud every move he makes. All you really could manage to do is confirm his already-twisted worldview.


Completely agreed. Anything you do to invaded the space he marked off by pissing around his little bit of the internet will be viewed as a direct attack by he and his pack. You'll just work them into a banning frenzy and further validate their delusions. For everly laugh you get off them, someone else, be is that 'icky hy00mon' at the mall or the dog they trained to spread eagle will suffer. Kind of the same reason why you don't go to visit jail and just laugh at the inmates with lines like "Haha, you're in prison! Get raped much?" Even if you can walk away without injury, someone is going to suffer for any pent-up anger you get out of that prison.

God willing, though, the ASPCA will get enough evidence to make Ebon BE that prisoner someday.
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Posted: 11/18/2005 6:21:32 PM     Post subject:  

Well folks,there's nothing said here that Mike Hirtes had said already,and better!Besides,everybody knows that Ebon Lupus/Shirtail Howitzer is really a character created by Skunkfuckers Inc. :wink: a "real" person,even a total rotter like Saddam or Adolf Hitler,couldn't be this STUPIDLY evil....but,then ,If he's truly real..then he has NO ONE but HIMSELFto blame...but you guys knew this already. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted: 11/18/2005 8:43:04 PM     Post subject:  


Not only is the arroganc as thick as Italian pubic hair,


:shock:



He's right, y'know!

That, plus the fact that I was just playing Super Mario brothers, makes for one unsightly mental image, bro.


HEE-za RY-ta, you know!
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Posted: 11/19/2005 12:36:03 AM     Post subject:  

I like monkeys. They make noise and fling poo. That's like the best combination out there! I also enjoy watching LJ drama for the exact same reasons.

I dunno if mountain gorillas throw poop, but they will eat it (to quote a nature show, "A hot meal on a cold day").

Eh. That old thread was still entertaining to read. I like that "I did live in the wild with wolves, but then I quit because of my bad genetic, and now I sit on my ass playing with photoshop and bumming on the internet".
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Posted: 11/19/2005 1:34:44 AM     Post subject:  

Besides,everybody knows that Ebon Lupus/Shirtail Howitzer is really a character created by Skunkfuckers Inc.


That's a pretty tall alegation right there. Not only would having an entire other forum seem a bit extreme for just a simple character, but I don't doubt at all that people can indeed be that stupid. I know they are, and if Skunky really did just play Ebon, he would have to have studied people just as bad for a long time to be that accurate...
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Posted: 11/19/2005 9:12:55 AM     Post subject:  

Well folks,there's nothing said here that Mike Hirtes had said already,and better!Besides,everybody knows that Ebon Lupus/Shirtail Howitzer is really a character created by Skunkfuckers Inc. :wink: a "real" person,even a total rotter like Saddam or Adolf Hitler,couldn't be this STUPIDLY evil....but,then ,If he's truly real..then he has NO ONE but HIMSELFto blame...but you guys knew this already. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Is there any good evidence that EbonLupus is a made-up character? And if that's true, guy made x number of websites, lovingly rendered photoshop pictures, and about a zillion arguments in favor of zoophilia?

I'm sorry, but that's kind of like that bit where the two guys order at a fast food place, pay for it, then drive off without the food and laughing hysterically.
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Posted: 11/19/2005 2:11:25 PM     Post subject:  

Well folks,there's nothing said here that Mike Hirtes had said already,and better!Besides,everybody knows that Ebon Lupus/Shirtail Howitzer is really a character created by Skunkfuckers Inc. :wink: a "real" person,even a total rotter like Saddam or Adolf Hitler,couldn't be this STUPIDLY evil....but,then ,If he's truly real..then he has NO ONE but HIMSELFto blame...but you guys knew this already. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Is there any good evidence that EbonLupus is a made-up character? And if that's true, guy made x number of websites, lovingly rendered photoshop pictures, and about a zillion arguments in favor of zoophilia?

I'm sorry, but that's kind of like that bit where the two guys order at a fast food place, pay for it, then drive off without the food and laughing hysterically.


This guy is real, for sure. He lives in oregon and Snowolf lives with him ( Snowolf, 19 or 20 now, ebon 40 something)

Sad thing is I used to be friends with some of ebon's little 'packmates' before i discovered this naughty little secret. If i would have remembered I would have saved the image of Ebon they sent me. Fat bearded oregon man with LOTS OF WOLF pictures.

Edit: I can always remember the day I was told he went on furcadia to do some retarded feral roleplay and got OMG SO INSULTED at all the 'poser wolf roleplayers'
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Posted: 11/19/2005 10:43:24 PM     Post subject:  

I'm not 'calling for forum invasions'. I'm just saying I wish it was possible.

But of course it's possible. There is no "we", you don't need Mitch's or anyone else's permission to do whatever it is you'd like to do on the internet.

That's like marching into a furry con, arms linked, in CYD apparel...

There's a big difference between observing drama and generating it. No one's stopping you from doing the latter, by all means do, but in such case prepare to be laughed at like any other furry behaving like a tit. Being a CYD forum member does not make one immune to LOLs from other CYD forum members.

Anyway, I'm pretty damn sure that any type of "attack" on EbonLupus' forums is doomed to failure. He uses the ban button liberally, and he has his usual gang of cronies to applaud every move he makes. All you really could manage to do is confirm his already-twisted worldview.

When I said I wish it was possible, I meant that I wish it was possible, but it's not because, like you said, about Ebon "Dog Fucker" Lupus and his ban button.
I AM NOW DROPPING THIS.
LIKE IT'S HOT.
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Posted: 11/20/2005 4:06:38 AM     Post subject:  

Long time lurker, just registered to highlight this unedited post by him which made me laugh out loud.. no hard feelings mister Lupus.

Nitrus, I know about Wolves because I am a Wolf. Packlands is not an RP, it's a forum for those who believe they were a Wolf in a past life. I am no ones alpha, I just host the site. I do however, on occasion, say what's on my mind... and if I think someone is fucked up I often let them know it. I don't mince words either... and it's a shame the human world has become so insecure that everyone has to take offense at every fucking little comment anyone makes about them. It's a world full of crybabies that can't face facts or even stand up for themselves anymore. There's a spell checker on this forum and the only reason you can's spell is because, as I woofed, you are lazy.


I think someone might need a little psychology crash course in projection here. Also, the word 'woofed' makes me laugh out loud each time I read it, it's too cute :)
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Posted: 11/20/2005 6:05:48 AM     Post subject:  

The "talk --> woof" thing cracks me up too. If I didn't already have the greatest Fchan quote ever in my sig, I would definitely make it "There's not much to woof about hate."
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Posted: 11/20/2005 11:48:14 AM     Post subject:  

Do wolves really "woof"? I know they howl, duh, and growl, but barking seems unwolf like. But what do I know, I'm just a stupid monkey.
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Posted: 11/20/2005 12:14:10 PM     Post subject:  

I think most of this stupidity stems from using a homogenised western misinterpretation of Shamanism as an excuse to not include oneself in social situations other than those one can easily control and steer in an otaku like fashion: The "totem animal" is not something you try and bcome, you already are it, and violating your human form to try and emulate it is an acknowledgement of the fact that you don't really believe it. Anybody familiar witrh northwest coast mythology and/or Shamanistic practices can spot the absurdity of this straight away.
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Posted: 11/20/2005 6:37:21 PM     Post subject:  

I think most of this stupidity stems from using a homogenised western misinterpretation of Shamanism as an excuse to not include oneself in social situations other than those one can easily control and steer in an otaku like fashion: The "totem animal" is not something you try and bcome, you already are it, and violating your human form to try and emulate it is an acknowledgement of the fact that you don't really believe it. Anybody familiar witrh northwest coast mythology and/or Shamanistic practices can spot the absurdity of this straight away.


Not to mention that peoples who are seriously and honestly shamanistic / totemistic are a hell of a lot more zen about...well, everything. I've certainly never heard of any native americans touting their own self-importance at being approached by a totem animal; nor have I heard of any who discriminate against those with different totems.

Aside: what's with the recent glut of furry-related junk on SA? I thought lowtax declared furries 'off limits' because he was sick of people like Xydexx for whom the internet is serious business.
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Posted: 11/20/2005 8:19:04 PM     Post subject:  

Ebon Lupus is not a furry. He's so batshit insane and locked into a "ima woof on the inside" mindset that he's gone beyond furry, removing all anthropomorphism entirely. For Ebon, it's two legs bad, four legs good.

I don't consider being called a Dogfucker an insult. It's a fact of life ;)
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Posted: 11/20/2005 8:48:02 PM     Post subject:  

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." Adam Savage. (Mythbusters)
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Posted: 11/21/2005 4:20:46 AM     Post subject:  

Ebon Lupus is not a furry. He's so batshit insane and locked into a "ima woof on the inside" mindset that he's gone beyond furry, removing all anthropomorphism entirely. For Ebon, it's two legs bad, four legs good.

I don't consider being called a Dogfucker an insult. It's a fact of life ;)


Yeah, otherkin are fair game still at SA from what I understand, be it wolf, elf or otherwise.
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Posted: 11/21/2005 7:02:10 AM     Post subject:  

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." Adam Savage. (Mythbusters)

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." --Baron Munchausen (The Adventures of Baron Munchausen)
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Posted: 11/21/2005 6:36:01 PM     Post subject:  

Once again the human dog wistle misses the mark..... AGAIN!Yo,angry purina,the whole"Ebomy leoperv -is- a- character -created -by -Skunkfuckers Inc."is an 'in-joke ' between me and Skunkfuckers Inc.....(you-understand-um-schtick? :roll: )And for what it's worth...life has punished this hateful goof(His bestus buddy is Eric Schwartz,he does grunt work for Steve Gallacci,and he has to kiss phurri butt to sell his x-man knock-off art(?)and is cursed to walk the Earth as an Erkle-clone!)And if I didn't say it enough times..If he put one tenth of an effort into his art as he does hating me (and others)he could tile his bathroom with"Eisner" awards!Whatta putz!Dear Jah!may I avoid his tendancies,and may we all!But for now I must confess....Any "disharmony"that he brings on his own fat head gives me kilotons of "schadden-freude"!!!!I hope it does for you guys here too! :lol: :lol: :lol: have a happy one gang,see ya' soon!(Jer)
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Posted: 11/21/2005 6:49:45 PM     Post subject:  

Thanks for the lowdown, Jerry, but this thread is about EbonLupus, not EbonyLeopard.
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Posted: 11/21/2005 6:55:18 PM     Post subject:  

Pish!Tush!and likewise drat!....I thought they were one in the same.Oh well :wink: thanks anywho Paul....later Kittens! :D
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Posted: 11/21/2005 7:46:59 PM     Post subject:  

Pish!Tush!and likewise drat!....I thought they were one in the same.Oh well :wink: thanks anywho Paul....later Kittens! :D


Yeah, but that Shawntae - urkel clone comment was way worth it :)

lol
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Posted: 11/21/2005 10:24:21 PM     Post subject:  

Nitrus, I know about Wolves because I am a Wolf. Packlands is not an RP, it's a forum for those who believe they were a Wolf in a past life


The thing about past lives is that they're past lives. I believe a past life influences me sometimes but I think the idea is that I learn from the past. Of course, I believe I was a person in a past life and people aren't oh-so-noble like wolves apparently are, so I guess that doesn't apply them. :P

Another fairly basic tenant of reincarnation in several cultures is that there's a reason for coming back in a different form. It's not always as straightforward as it is with Hinduism with karma and all of that; sometimes it's just a matter of being given another life in order to accomplish something. I just don't see what good insisting you're a wolf and fucking dogs is going to do anyone. And if he doesn't figure that out, he just be doomed to another life as a boring old hy00man. :P
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Posted: 11/21/2005 11:27:29 PM     Post subject:  

Do you have any photo of this Ebon guy?
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Posted: 11/21/2005 11:43:29 PM     Post subject:  

Do you have any photo of this Ebon guy?


Yes. Unfortunately they're all aerial.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 12:25:14 AM     Post subject:  

Do you have any photo of this Ebon guy?

Yes. Unfortunately they're all aerial.

Aerial Wolf Photography... what kind of men could do this?
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Posted: 11/22/2005 1:36:18 AM     Post subject:  

Do you have any photo of this Ebon guy?

Yes. Unfortunately they're all aerial.

Aerial Wolf Photography... what kind of men could do this?


K

and what the fuck is he talking about?
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Posted: 11/22/2005 3:10:58 AM     Post subject:  

Crap


Why would the evil-sky-hy00mons be Nazis? Do you have to be a facist to poach wolves? What does that mean about Vassili Zaitzev? :shock:
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Posted: 11/22/2005 3:38:36 AM     Post subject:  

From: Anonymous (Wed Apr 20 19:15:40 2005)
For your argument to support bestiality, this would be perfectly fine as it is nature. Humans are merely using their natural adaption which is weapons to hunt. They are animals. This is life. Get over it. According to Darwin's law of natural selection, if wolves cannot defend themselves to a superior species, they are weaker and will die off unless if their new generation can somehow be armor plated. You can't have it both ways. If humans are living things too, this is perfeclty exceptable. Now, I expect I'll be banned for making a point and my comment removed as quickly as possible to hide this. =<


From: Ebon Lupus (Wed Apr 20 21:36:58 2005)
Actual, Anon, people need to see coments like yours in order to understand the full depth of human ignorance, arrogance, and predjudice. Please, post some more of your wit.



From: Anonymous (Fri Apr 22 05:14:32 2005)
First, you claim that humans are merely animals so can mate as a dog does with a pig.
Nextly, you claim humans are superior and must not kill. Natural selection. Nature running its course.
If humans are not considered animal, it is wrong as it also would make bestiality immoral if humans are supposed to be playing God.
If humans are animals, it is just as a Wolf would kill a deer. Why not victimize them as well? In a way, it's point-blank retarded to point out that a species which is nomadic and wandered to hunt is killing wolves. Boohoo. Just because you find them sexually appealing doesn't mean they only have to be saved. There's other things occuring which are far more important. Let us drop everything and whine about a couple of wolves being shot.
Yeah, Iran and North Korea trying to stockpile nuclear weapons; could you hold on? I need to fucking bitch and moan at some Alaskan Hillbillies and make a site about it though it will be ignored.


From: Ebon Lupus (Fri Apr 22 14:38:28 2005)
Keep going anon, you're doing great ;)



Lalalala I can't hear you
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Posted: 11/22/2005 4:16:44 AM     Post subject:  

I CANT BELIEVE I LEFT A COMMENT
NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF THIS
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Posted: 11/22/2005 4:21:32 AM     Post subject:  

That's the chilling part. He doesn't even feel like he has to defend himself. He's presented point blank with a logical argument that shows how full of shit he is, and he doesn't even give it two seconds of consideration. He honestly thinks Anonymous is the one spouting nonsense.

It seems awfully negligent to just let him go on his way. We know for almost certain that he's abusing animals. And people who become that detached from reality have the serious potential to become dangerous to other people. Somebody has to know who he is in person. Aren't there any law-enforcement branches we could tip off?
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Posted: 11/22/2005 4:46:54 AM     Post subject:  

Another fairly basic tenant of reincarnation in several cultures is that there's a reason for coming back in a different form. It's not always as straightforward as it is with Hinduism with karma and all of that; sometimes it's just a matter of being given another life in order to accomplish something. I just don't see what good insisting you're a wolf and fucking dogs is going to do anyone. And if he doesn't figure that out, he just be doomed to another life as a boring old hy00man. :P


Yes. The much-brought-up comparison between Eastern religions and therianthropy is one of those things that bothers me about these people. The ultimate goal of most religions that believe in reincarnation is complete loss of physical body. No Hindu or Buddhist would ever want to be an animal because they understand how bad animals have it.

As a wolf, none of these people would be able to appreciate art or music or surf VCL. There would be no abstract thought or really meaningful friendships or language. No more message boards or introspection or opinions. I'm pretty sure some of them would die of starvation, too. But then again I'm sure none of these dog-raping asstards had really thought any of that through before they became obsessed over National Geographic photos and some romantic ideas about chasing scared deer around.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 4:57:19 AM     Post subject:  

I heard Ebon once LIVED AMONG WOLVES LIKE FOR REAL or some shit like that.

All funny/scary/disgusting details plz.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 7:51:19 AM     Post subject:  

I heard Ebon once LIVED AMONG WOLVES LIKE FOR REAL or some shit like that.

All funny/scary/disgusting details plz.


He did until his bad genetics got the best of him!
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Posted: 11/22/2005 2:20:53 PM     Post subject:  

I heard Ebon once LIVED AMONG WOLVES LIKE FOR REAL or some shit like that.

All funny/scary/disgusting details plz.

Check out this legendary thread and get the (rather lame) story from EbonLupus himself.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 4:10:23 PM     Post subject:  

I wonder how many people have developed a god complex from fucking dogs.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 7:23:14 PM     Post subject:  

I wonder how many people have developed a god complex from fucking dogs.


Even one is too fucking many.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 8:28:41 PM     Post subject:  

Took alook at that "Legendary Thread" and decided I wanted to post.
Snowolf wrote
Oh, and note that the Discovery Channel rather well enjoys telling only facts


And I think I found Ebon's source of Wolven Knowledge.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 8:57:51 PM     Post subject:  

I heard Ebon once LIVED AMONG WOLVES LIKE FOR REAL or some shit like that.

All funny/scary/disgusting details plz.

Check out this legendary thread and get the (rather lame) story from EbonLupus himself.


That thing is LOLlerific. It brings back so many beautiful memories...

"as I woofed..."
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Posted: 11/23/2005 7:02:19 PM     Post subject:  

Like George Carlin said:" Turds of a feather,flush together!"
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Posted: 11/23/2005 8:33:42 PM     Post subject:  



"What'chu woofin 'bout Willis?"
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Posted: 11/23/2005 8:35:53 PM     Post subject:  

God damnit, that is the funniest damn thing ever!
There should be a seperate thread for phrases and saying like that.

What the WOOF?

sorry for that... :oops:
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Posted: 11/24/2005 1:35:06 AM     Post subject:  

God damnit, that is the funniest damn thing ever!
There should be a seperate thread for phrases and saying like that.

I can't think of any clever ones. I'm sorta glad of it.
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Posted: 11/24/2005 4:58:26 PM     Post subject:  


Oh, and note that the Discovery Channel rather well enjoys telling only facts


And I think I found Ebon's source of Wolven Knowledge.


And Ebon sayeth to his dog:

You and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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Posted: 11/25/2005 10:14:24 PM     Post subject:  

That's disgusting... go wash out your mouth with soap young man.

Anywho, Ebon, along with his mental dysfunction/disability, is obviously a habitual liar.
I'm not the only one that was over whelmed by the pretention, was I?

Living in the wilderness for 6 years...

So your daddy took you camping... what does that have to do with anything?

Drinking a does blood fresh from the wound...
Not Just saying he's done it but, asking you all if you have, like it makes him (more) right if you havent.

Yeah, I have drunk the blood from edible animals ive killed too. And said that prayer from the opening of "The Last of the Mohicans" cause it was cool... and respectful or something.

Kissing a, forgot what animal he said he kissed, and then getting challenged by the bull...

ok... so you kissed your dog and your dad screamed, "What the hell ya doin boy?"

Getting charged by feerocious bears...

right...

Ebon, if you still come here to read through the forums, like I know insaniacs who say they don't care but really are obsessed and do, as you.

Nice Story, tell it to READERS DIGEST.

-EDIT- Oh, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING, you bloated sack.
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Posted: 11/25/2005 10:28:34 PM     Post subject:  



Nice Story, tell it to READERS DIGEST.

-EDIT- Oh, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING, you bloated sack.


Apparently his dog's crazy-assed caregiver/sexual abuser just leaves him alone for extended periods of time in favor of leaving for the middle of nowhere to commune with the elk.

Unless of course his amazing natural survival story is untrue, which of course it is.
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Posted: 11/26/2005 12:37:40 AM     Post subject:  



"What'chu woofin 'bout Willis?"

HAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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