Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 326

Tell the guy in the chicken suit what to do by typing in the box....
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

I find it ever-so creepy....and quite distasteful since its to advertise the BK Tendercrisp really...

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Man, this is old. I think I first found this link on what ... Yerf? Tell the chicken to disco.

Of course it's not as cool as http://www.sithsense.com/

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Man, this is old. I think I first found this link on what ... Yerf? Tell the chicken to disco.

Of course it's not as cool as http://www.sithsense.com/

Neat. I wonder what happens if I keep clicking "Maybe".

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

The Chicken used to do dirty stuff like "Hump the couch", but now he just shakes a finger at you... I think someone bitched. Sad too.

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

This is way more amusing than it has any right to be. :O

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Even more amusing, at least once I've seen the Subservient Chicken go running through the background of the Sith Sense game. Burger King's marketing guy sits right on the border between genius and insanity.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 140

:arrow: I found if you type Crush yiff destory , he throw a tantrum. Seriously try it.

Oh, and one other thing. Thier mask buying program looks like its over. Halloween might be over but still the mask selling idea might of carried on longer.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

I typed "KILL"
"KILL THEM ALL"

Bastard didn't do anything.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Even more amusing, at least once I've seen the Subservient Chicken go running through the background of the Sith Sense game. Burger King's marketing guy sits right on the border between genius and insanity.

There's one scene in the Sith Sense game where the Burger King comes up and whispers in Vader's ear. Strange. Oh and AngryPuritan, when I told it to hump the couch it stared at it for half a minute.

But what kind of subserviant chicken is this thing? I told it to give me a blowjob and it stood by the TV. I told it to take a piss on the floor and it sandwiched itself between two couch cushions. When I wanted it to kiss my feet it did a dance. When said I wanted the thing to blow its brains out it just sneezed. Fucking thing wouldn't even get me a state-of-the-art PC.

It did shake its ass at me when I told it to, which was highly disturbing.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Awesome... I'll have to try that again. For some reason, I get most amused by telling him to go away and watching him walk out of the room...

FitALL · Qualificator Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 15

I found a way to ammuse myself for a few minutes you all might want to try. I'd log on to the site, the chicken got up from behind the couch and walked out, waiting. so I closed the window, waited 20 or so seconds and logged back. he was walking back around the couch, had to turn around and stand there again.
I kept closing it, waiting and relogging. every time I'd find him sitting down or some thing and he'd have to get back up again. he was even messing with the TV once.
A waste of time? Yes. A way to annoy a guy in a chicken suit? Yes. I imagine when the site first opened up he had people constantly telling him to do stuff. now its probibly more like once every several minutes or more. If that.

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

A waste of time? Yes. A way to annoy a guy in a chicken suit? Yes. I imagine when the site first opened up he had people constantly telling him to do stuff. now its probibly more like once every several minutes or more. If that.

You'd think that the guy would be swamped with commands, only that the actions given have been recorded and are accessed through a database of sorts. (Sith sense game works in the same fashion).

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Reminds me of http://www.stewielive.com/
Note to the easily amused: If you type in the name of any Simpsons character, he pees.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

There's something very sinister about that chicken. I think I've seen something like it in a horror movie before. :?

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 326

yeh thats what I was thinking

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

There's something very sinister about that chicken. I think I've seen something like it in a horror movie before. :?

Well, you know, I find that folk with the king mask appearing on the latest Burger King ads much, much scarier. It's the way he acts, his total silence and his fixed expression... well, dammit, it looks like something taken out of a terror movie or something.

This article claims it's supposed to be cool and hip and the stuff, but that may apply only for the US market. Here in Europe, where people eat much less junk food, it looks kinda... weird.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Well, you know, I find that folk with the king mask appearing on the latest Burger King ads much, much scarier. It's the way he acts, his total silence and his fixed expression... well, dammit, it looks like something taken out of a terror movie or something.

edit: quoted the wrong person. doh.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You know, I actually like the BK adds with the silent and plastic king. It amuses me for whatever reason. I also liked his little walk-on part in The Sith Sense. Then again, I'm weird.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

You know, I actually like the BK adds with the silent and plastic king. It amuses me for whatever reason. I also liked his little walk-on part in The Sith Sense. Then again, I'm weird.

Yeah, me too. He's creepy, but come on. You just have to love that homoerotic ad with him waking up in bed with that poor guy!
...at least...I do.

Ruphia · Qualificator Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 24

Here's the old Burger King: Pure Evil article. Great fun.
http://www.axioentertainment.com/main/articles/p2_articleid/37/

I think one of the newer ones is particularly creepy, where the King steps out from behind a tree that a lumberjack has just cut down. It ends with him and the king running in place on a log in a river, which will no doubt end in the death of the unfortunate woodsman.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

I think one of the newer ones is particularly creepy, where the King steps out from behind a tree that a lumberjack has just cut down. It ends with him and the king running in place on a log in a river, which will no doubt end in the death of the unfortunate woodsman.

Poor lumberjack guy. Let us take a moment to remember him...okay, moment's up.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

The King ads are absolutely shudder-causing. I'm not sure who came up with the whole campaign, but they make me less likely to eat at BK for fear of running into that creepy bastard. I feel bad for the guy who gets to put "I played The Burger King" on his resume.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

You know who scared the hell out of me when I was a child? The Mitzels bear.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

You know who scared the hell out of me when I was a child? The Mitzels bear.

Pic plz

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

I did a GOOGLE on MITZELS BEAR... but all I got was a few terrible strips from a comic called CONIFUR, and these...

http://www.mpi-hd.mpg.de/femtolab/People/StaffPics/Mario.jpg

http://www.jacksonholenews.com/PhotoPages/Photos/activitiesPics/RodeoMitzel.jpg

Nothing resembling a bear.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Maybe it was exclusive to the Mitzel's I used to go to.

Lowkey · Qualificator Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 38

I'm sorry, but for me the Burger King has nothing on the Pepsiman.

I really do recommend that you click on the external links and take a look at the actual adverts.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

Does anyone remember that fucked up mouse from Chucke Cheese?
I could only find this pic. But I remember the older costume looking alot funkier.

http://lassie.nxweb.com/images/millar_mouse.jpg

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Does anyone remember that fucked up mouse from Chucke Cheese?

Yes. :shock: Most horrifying fifth birthday of my life.

Lowkey · Qualificator Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 38

Exactly how many fifth birthdays have you had?

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Exactly how many fifth birthdays have you had?

...seven.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Does anyone remember that fucked up mouse from Chucke Cheese?

Yes. :shock: Most horrifying fifth birthday of my life.

SHUT UP FUCKERS