Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I think I possibly have found one of the worst concepts for a webcomic. Ever. I can't even begin to grasp how amazingly stupid this comic that I'm about to link to is. It's like the :downs: king of the internet in terms that it involves (if you haven't guessed by now) otherkin. I'm just gonna give you a handbook reference here since it's pretty frustrating to read just for kicks even. :<

Theri There

This abomination probably would not be that horrible if it weren't for the fact that people ACTUALLY believe that they can do the things in the comic like 'mental shifting' or having wings or phantom claws. It's so God damn stupid I can't even believe people exist.

My wings enveloped my fat body as I try to ride my fatass self to work

Alright, so you have wings. Okay. TOO BAD DRAGONS AREN'T FUCKING REAL! :D

I'm sure this is insulting to all the people who lost all their limbs in war..

So, basically you're trying to prove that there's a relation between a chick getting her arm chopped and thinking it's still there not because it's a psychological matter but rather a spiritual matter? Who is he/she to say that a spirit takes the shape of a human body? From a rational (haha, rationality and otherkin/furries don't mix!) standpoint, don't humans try to personify everything into a tangible form? Hell, I could run around saying that your soul is in your heart still like they did 500 years ago but that doesn't make it true. Anyways, you can make your own decision on that matter. :roll:

IMPOSTER!

I'm amused that they refer to furries as imposters when most people think of furries as a step up from otherkin. This distinction has already been noted with other batshit insane otherkin furries like Ebon and her dog-abusing ways. I'm just wondering what kind of decision making skills these otherkin have when trying to justify the dog sechs.

Oh, I forgot my phantom wings don't weigh anything

Let's cut to the point. You're a clumsy, dumbass teenager who's clinging to a far-fetched cultist ideology in an attempt to escape from reality. Kids say it after me: Escapism is BAD. Using the excuse that you're doing a mental shift instead of paying attention to what you're lifting is sad. :<

Oh, if you want more laughs - just go check out their LJ community (link) and watch them talk about their experiences with those dastarbly hy00mans. Just don't come crying to me when you lose all hope for mankind.

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

....."Xir"?

What?

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I think we've found our next article subject.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

Nice find.

The art in this is decent but reminds me of those instructional posters on how to do the heimlich maneuver.

http://therithere.comicgenesis.com/d/20050926.html

I'm not sure what the ancient Egyptian gods or actual tribal shamans have to do with weepy 14-year-olds and their escapist fantasies, but okay.

http://therithere.comicgenesis.com/d/20051024.html

Glad to hear that people take their spiritual lives so seriously as to base everything around online roleplaying.

phantom wing phantom tail phantom phantom phantom

shut up : (

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 140

http://therithere.comicgenesis.com/d/20051031.html

Halloween is when our costumes are taken off.

...Aren't you a little OLD to be trick or treating? What are you suppose to be thats so scary; Jay Naylor or Micheal Jackson?

I can imagine the 'shock and awe' of those giving out candy mistaking an SPH as a sewn in candy pouch.
Dragons ain't fuckin' real, phantom limbs ain't fuckin' real, and in case anyone was wondering,

"I DONT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!" - Robin Williams, Hook (1991)

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

Ebon is "him". I guess.

Nothing of this beats the Phantom Gaming System anyway.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

There's a nice LJ when you click on DISCUSS THE COMIC
CLARE_DRAGONFLY wrote

I'm doing NaNo! :D My novel has nothing whatever to do with otherkin, but it'll be fun.

Not everyone can be pathetically insane... Good Luck! :P

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://www.livejournal.com/community/therithere/5070.html

Goldmine.

I'm not entirely sure about the whole wings thing (while I do have them, I've never thought about using them as a counterweight for things), but I've used my tail plenty of times as a counterbalance and have had decent results. Then again, I'm pratty sure there are all sorts of technicalities in why one works over the other, or why it doesn't.... but yeah.

Lift with your legs, not with your back/imaginary wings.

With "The Mob Rules", I lead a citizen's revolt of theris against a corrupt government. Don Felder's "Taking a Ride" is a draconic romance theme. And so on.

In all of this, I can feel every movement...the wind shrieking across my wingbones, the length of steel in my hand, the curling of tail around a pole to arrest forward motion. Hooves moving so fast only the leading tips touch the floorboards.

If democracy has failed you, lead a revolt of imaginary beastmen against those datardly hy00mons.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I like how this one looks like he has downs syndrome

http://therithere.comicgenesis.com/comics/20050904.GIF

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

For some reason I'm having a severe amount of trouble loading these images. All that comes up is a white screen that says "1 x 1 pixels" at the top.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

This is the best thing on CYD for a while now. Loki thank you for dredging the Internet for us.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

This is the best thing on CYD for a while now. Loki thank you for dredging the Internet for us.

More like stealing it from Sibe's journal...

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

This is the best thing on CYD for a while now. Loki thank you for dredging the Internet for us.

More like stealing it from Sibe's journal...

Quiet you! I shall take full credit. This Sibe fellow is a figment of your imagination. ;D I wrote all the comments/summary at least. :P

P.S. It's not stealing as more so borrowing forever. :>

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

This is the best thing on CYD for a while now. Loki thank you for dredging the Internet for us.

More like stealing it from Sibe's journal...

Quiet you! I shall take full credit. This Sibe fellow is a figment of your imagination. ;D I wrote all the comments/summary at least. :P

P.S. It's not stealing as more so borrowing forever. :>

I don't care, this is gold.

That Xir thing, are they referring to dragons as hermaphrodites, if so this is even funnier.

CousinTed · Qualificator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

Be kind, don't make the fairy folk do your ironing. It's their secret weakness. This is why dragons end up doing most of the housework

Tell that to the denzines of FrostFang Manor

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

Tell that to the denzines of FrostFang Manor

HOLY SHIT!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Eueka Mini Upright Vacuum only $40.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

http://www.kmart.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=103539&Ne=537&N=548&Nty=1&categoryId=548&pCategoryId=537&gpCategoryId=466&nomerch=1

Eueka Mini Upright Vacuum only $40.

K

is this thread painful for you to look at? Because that's a hell of a derail.

Edit:Damn my lack of normal humor

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

Tell that to the denzines of FrostFang Manor

Ugh, someone get those cats out of there, please. Maybe it's clean enough for troo draggon spyryts, but somehow I'm not so sure that the real animals like the litter pan made of trashbags or the giant mysterious red stains everywhere.

also,
http://www.dododge.net/portalofevil/frostfangmirror/MLNA0057.JPG

That picture is so sad to me for some reason. Maybe it's because I know that with the money they spent on all those tails and con badges , they could have put a wall there. WITH PAINT, no less.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Tell that to the denzines of FrostFang Manor

Ugh, someone get those cats out of there, please. Maybe it's clean enough for troo draggon spyryts, but somehow I'm not so sure that the real animals like the litter pan made of trashbags or the giant mysterious red stains everywhere.

also,
http://www.dododge.net/portalofevil/frostfangmirror/MLNA0057.JPG

That picture is so sad to me for some reason. Maybe it's because I know that with the money they spent on all those tails and con badges , they could have put a wall there. WITH PAINT, no less.

Oh god, that's sick. Those poor cats...and yeah, the red stains are creepy...ugh, check out the WHITE stains!
*shudders*

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

So is this Frost Fang guy a therian or something? You should make a new thread about it if anything instead of derailing this one. I swear to God, don't derail this. :<

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

So is this Frost Fang guy a therian or something? You should make a new thread about it if anything instead of derailing this one. I swear to God, don't derail this. :<

I would hate for this thread to die in one day

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

This is nothing compared to my old friend's room. There might've been four square feet of clear floor in the entire 20 x 20 room.

Edit: Links that break the table are pretty gay, just fyi. ):

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

....."Xir"?

What?

Wikipedia just redirected to "hir" but never explained it in the article. I've seen "hir" and all the others used, but until this comic never xir.

I think it might just be a combination of "xeno" and "hir" which would imply they're separate from all those mundane intersexed humans and therefore much more beautiful and unique.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I'm kind of surprised. That comic they have up for today is probably the most insightful thing you'll find there. An otherkin trying to balance himself with his imaginary wings and falling on his ass and hopefully causing terrible injury to his back is utterly hilarious. YOU DO NOT REALLY HAVE WINGS, DUMBASS.

CousinTed · Qualificator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

So is this Frost Fang guy a therian or something? You should make a new thread about it if anything instead of derailing this one. I swear to God, don't derail this. :<

Sure, his site is abandoned at this point if I'm not mistaken but if anyone's interested in his rather absurd story I'll be glad to start a new thread.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I'm pretty sure I read on Sibe's GJ that Xir is something like the English word for 'it' - but following in the retarded ways of furries in needlessly recreating words for everything... it now means it. Except it's not it! :OOO

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

Hir... Xir...

Speak-a da English, fools.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 140

Ahhh, that house is evidence of something alright. Could they not afford to put down at least some linoleum flooring to hide all the gross stains.
I double dog dare anyone to send those pictures to the magezine, "Better Homes & Gardens"

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

I wonder where the severed heads of Frost Fang's hapless victems are kept...

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

Tell that to the denzines of FrostFang Manor

I can almost smell those photos. D:

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

It's like Ed Gein's house after they took the bodies out. Only Furrier.

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

I'm too lazy to actually read this thread, but while skimming I noticed a mention of dear old Kajima Appleseed Frostfang. Really, if anyone deserves an article here, it's him and his whole butterdwaggyn clique. Also his, er, mate Neuromancer Pookie Loxorion Alynna Frostfang Trypnotk (or whatever he's going by these days; fatty's got more names than motherfucking Prince).

SPECIAL EXTRA SECRET HAPPY FUN-TIME BONUS:
Pookie photo
Even ~~worse~~ better Pookie photo
There's some pictures of Kajima out there as well, but I couldn't find any. Maybe someone with superior POE-fu can post them.

CousinTed · Qualificator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

I'm too lazy to actually read this thread, but while skimming I noticed a mention of dear old Kajima Appleseed Frostfang. Really, if anyone deserves an article here, it's him and his whole butterdwaggyn clique. Also his, er, mate Neuromancer Pookie Loxorion Alynna Frostfang Trypnotk (or whatever he's going by these days; fatty's got more names than motherfucking Prince).

SPECIAL EXTRA SECRET HAPPY FUN-TIME BONUS:
Pookie photo
Even ~~worse~~ better Pookie photo
There's some pictures of Kajima out there as well, but I couldn't find any. Maybe someone with superior POE-fu can post them.

I'm the guy who brought the fat bastards up. And I wholeheartedly agree that Kajima and Pookie (Not to mention Pookie's surogate lover Katsuie) deserve an article all their own. That gaggle of goobers was one of the major reasons I joine Portal of Evil in the first place (and joining Portal of Evil would inadvertantly lead me to signing up here, funny how things work out like that). I've got the first half of a rather massive post I was working on if anyone decides to pick this up, it could easily be converted to article form, or at least give some ideas for an introduction.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

Pookie photo

Awww... He's making out with his girl... (boy?)

Even worse better Pookie photo

This is funny... in the cosmic kind of way.

I've got the first half of a rather massive post I was working on if anyone decides to pick this up, it could easily be converted to article form, or at least give some ideas for an introduction.

I'd like to see it. Or you could keep it under wraps and suprise us.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

What...what IS that?!
And yes, someone needs to write an article about this fellow.
Just LOOKING at this photo tells me theres some interesting backstory here. ">

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Doesn't he have a card already?

Is that whale this guy?

Link

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

[public|21:43] TRIGGUR SAYS, "NAUM NAUM NAUM NAUM"
[public|21:43] Alynna says, "I ate that last weekend."

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

Just LOOKING at this photo tells me theres some interesting backstory here. ">

This guy is a roommate (intimate partner?) with a guy named Kajima Frostfang that is big in the otherkin dragon community and writes a lot of rants about people who don't respect dragon beliefs. He (Kajima) is a plastic/vinyl/rubber fetishist and he draws himself as a toy dragon.

The guy pictured is "Alynna", or something, who thinks that he's not only a dragon but also an intersexed fox with wings on the astral plane or some bullshit. He has a long string of ridiculous "spirit" names, I think he was last calling himself Alynna Pookie Appleseed etc etc. He is completely serious. This shit defines him as a person.

They all live together in a filthy hovel as a commune type situation with some miserable looking cats. In other words, they're typical furries.

I keep getting this one mixed up with the "fuck you, I'm a dragon" guy.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

Hey, they did all these photos themselves? I'd like too see more!

(I wouldn't surprised if they shit everywhere, like this other whale "lady".)

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

Image

You perv! That vaseline is to keep the PC fans lubed up and running good (hehe).

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Q: How does Kaijima handle someone who (shock! horror!) invades his happy fluffy fuzzy cuddly otherkin LJ community with the intent of spying on its private messages?
A: This is how. Also, update.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

OHHW!

OHHHHW!!

OHHHHHHHHW!!!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

OW! :shock: MY EYES!!!! :shock:

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

It'll be a bit redundant to post that image anymore. It's already burned cleanly into the back of my eyes. Now I have to get surgury...

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

I just don't understand what the fuck would posess anyone to put pictures of their hideous selves and their hideous fucking filth encrusted bumsex commune on the internet. WHAT GOOD COULD EVER COME OF IT???

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

It'll be a bit redundant to post that image anymore. It's already burned cleanly into the back of my eyes. Now I have to get surgury...

Just to make sure...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

So, I thinks to myself "Hey! You should go check the CYD forums! It's been too long! I miss them!" And the first image that greets me is a hairy fat man in his tighty-whities dismantling a PC.

I think that image gave me cancer.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Just to make sure...

Yep, that pretty much secured it...I'm blind.

So, I thinks to myself "Hey! You should go check the CYD forums! It's been too long! I miss them!" And the first image that greets me is a hairy fat man in his tighty-whities dismantling a PC.

I think that image gave me cancer.

Welcome to my world. You will learn to hate this place.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

:O Monica welcome back

CousinTed · Qualificator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

So, I thinks to myself "Hey! You should go check the CYD forums! It's been too long! I miss them!" And the first image that greets me is a hairy fat man in his tighty-whities dismantling a PC.

I think that image gave me cancer.

You think THAT image is bad, you should see the one of him with his stuffed fox:

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

Naturally, there is a computer no further than 2 feet away at all times.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

That stuffed fox looks very well-used. Part of me wants to believe it's just because he's had it since childhood...but I know better. =)

I'm quite impressed that KMart futon supports the massive weight.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 140

Monicakitty's

I'm quite impressed that KMart futon supports the massive weight.

Your sure that isn't a sofa meant to accomadate a family?

I know mattresses are put to the bowling ball test, but they
are not meant to hold anything the equivelent weight of a
3/4 ton Powerwagon!

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Finally had a look at Theri There. I pronounce it "Ziggy of the furry world"!

In other words, it's shitty and stupid yet heartwarming in a Special Olympics-kind-of-way.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Finally had a look at Theri There. I pronounce it "Ziggy of the furry world"!

I pronounced it "retarded".

Rewind · Qualificator Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 16

If I was someone who believe himself to be a dragon BUT is a very fat and greasy guy, I wouldn't put my photos on the Net. I'd try to make the others believe I'm a skinny fascinating guy who lives into an ancient mansion in some cool place on the world, or things like this.

BUT I WOULD NOT PUT MY PHOTOS ON THE NET. NO! NOOO!

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

I guess it's because otherkin are basically just furries with an even looser grip on reality, so they're completely unaware of the fact that a 22 stone man with bad hair fixing a computer in the buff is weird. In fact, they probably think this shit is totally normal.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

If I was someone who believe himself to be a dragon BUT is a very fat and greasy guy, I wouldn't put my photos on the Net. I'd try to make the others believe I'm a skinny fascinating guy who lives into an ancient mansion in some cool place on the world, or things like this.

BUT I WOULD NOT PUT MY PHOTOS ON THE NET. NO! NOOO!

but that would be thinking rationally, a concept alien to therians

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Asian kids are sweating dirt and crying blood to make those plushies, (for Walmart no less) and how do they repay these godforsaken children? By sticking their weiners into their lifework? Foul!

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

You know, as a kid I thought dragons were cool.

But c'mon, it was well before I've got to know some real dragons... on the Internet!

Dragons are like this, only fat and more retarded.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Speaking of dragons.. And knowing that furries ruin everything they touch: Who wants to bet there's Puff the Magic Dragon porn?

I liked bugs more than dragons, thankfully.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

WHY ARE THERE NO BUGS?

THEY OUT NUMBER MAMMALS LIKE 1000 TO ONE!
AND THEREFORE THEIR SOULS SHOULD TOO!

CAPSCAPSCAPSCAPSCAPS

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

WHY ARE THERE NO BUGS?

THEY OUT NUMBER MAMMALS LIKE 1000 TO ONE!
AND THEREFORE THEIR SOULS SHOULD TOO!

Because they're not sexually appealing to the furry masses.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

WHY ARE THERE NO BUGS?

THEY OUT NUMBER MAMMALS LIKE 1000 TO ONE!
AND THEREFORE THEIR SOULS SHOULD TOO!

Because they're not sexually appealing to the furry masses.

Look up "Argon Vile" on VCL. SOMEBODY finds them sexually appealing... *gag*

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Speaking of dragons.. And knowing that furries ruin everything they touch: Who wants to bet there's Puff the Magic Dragon porn?

I liked bugs more than dragons, thankfully.

WWOEC, dear.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

WHY ARE THERE NO BUGS?

THEY OUT NUMBER MAMMALS LIKE 1000 TO ONE!
AND THEREFORE THEIR SOULS SHOULD TOO!

Because they're not sexually appealing to the furry masses.

Are you kidding, there's no species on this planet unappealing enough for these folks to write an epic, sword & sorcery, fantasy porn about. Somewhere out there, there's A Bugs Life porn drawings...though I'm not brave enough to look for it. =)

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Are you kidding, there's no species on this planet unappealing enough for these folks to write an epic, sword & sorcery, fantasy porn about. Somewhere out there, there's A Bugs Life porn drawings...though I'm not brave enough to look for it. =)

I must admit (and I don't do this very often), you have a point.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1396

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

2post

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1396

Wow...it's almost dinner time, and I didn't read past the introduction...but seriously, wow.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1396

Oh, how nice. Amazing how gladly people will set their creepy fetish things on the table with a boast and a brag "Oh, yeah? Well, I have an errotic attraction to maggots." Personally, I don't think it would be very easy for a sane person to brag about. Maybe it's just me.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

Please do... make a loop video of that "fat bastard" so that he may live on in our minds as a bloated canvas sack full of oatmeal and fetid cheese.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Finally had a look at Theri There. I pronounce it "Ziggy of the furry world"!

I pronounced it "retarded".

In the dictionary under "redundant" it says "see redundant".

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://www.dododge.net/portalofevil/frostfangmirror/MLNA0057.JPG

That has GOT to be somebody's basement...likely his parents. And more to the point- Why in the hell would you post photos of something like that on the internet? Is he proud of the stained towels? Are they some kind of badges of hounour for him? "Look how furry I am! I live in squalor and masturbate on plush toys!" Is this furry street cred?

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

The "Phantom Tail" and such thing makes me gag. There's nothing spiritual about it. Actual phantom limbs are one thing, tails are something else and you would only have them pretend you do. When I was a kid, I went through a phase where I decided I was an angel. I don't remember thinking about having wings much but I pretended I had a halo because I would have to take it off before I took a shower and such. I'd set it down on the counter and then put it back on. Yeah, it sort of "felt" like I had a halo after a while, but as soon as I snapped out of that phase, it was gone. It was all in my head. And let's not forget that I was a kid. :P

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

The "Phantom Tail" and such thing makes me gag. There's nothing spiritual about it. Actual phantom limbs are one thing, tails are something else and you would only have them pretend you do. When I was a kid, I went through a phase where I decided I was an angel. I don't remember thinking about having wings much but I pretended I had a halo because I would have to take it off before I took a shower and such. I'd set it down on the counter and then put it back on. Yeah, it sort of "felt" like I had a halo after a while, but as soon as I snapped out of that phase, it was gone. It was all in my head. And let's not forget that I was a kid. :P

LOL, I used to walk around the house thinking I was a dinosaur. Like you said, that was when I was like 6 or 7 though.

CousinTed · Qualificator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

http://www.dododge.net/portalofevil/frostfangmirror/MLNA0057.JPG

That has GOT to be somebody's basement...likely his parents. And more to the point- Why in the hell would you post photos of something like that on the internet? Is he proud of the stained towels? Are they some kind of badges of hounour for him? "Look how furry I am! I live in squalor and masturbate on plush toys!" Is this furry street cred?

No, sadly that's the actual house. They pride themselves on "Building it from the ground up". That's the house after about, two years I believe. Apparently they've been getting distracted along the way by hot yiffable plushies.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

You guys don't understand. It's all being in character. This is how the dragons live: in cave, with heaps of stuff lying around.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

You guys don't understand. It's all being in character. This is how the dragons live: in cave, with heaps of stuff lying around.

Yes, but isn't it usually shiny, valuable stuff? Not old shoes, twinkies, and lube?

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

You guys don't understand. It's all being in character. This is how the dragons live: in cave, with heaps of stuff lying around.

Yes, but isn't it usually shiny, valuable stuff? Not old shoes, twinkies, and lube?

You forgot about rusty armors. And skeletons. Shiny=computers. They collect and sleep on them. It now perfectly makes sense, I guess!

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Finally had a look at Theri There. I pronounce it "Ziggy of the furry world"!

I pronounced it "retarded".

In the dictionary under "redundant" it says "see redundant".

It's good practice to NEVER use the goto tag. :(

Also I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck this shit is, TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

Finally had a look at Theri There. I pronounce it "Ziggy of the furry world"!

I pronounced it "retarded".

In the dictionary under "redundant" it says "see redundant".

It's good practice to NEVER use the goto tag. :(

Also I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck this shit is, TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE.

It's not a joke. He really believes he/she has a DRAGON soul/spirit and has put together a comical yet informative guide to something...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

It's not a joke. He really believes he/she has a DRAGON soul/spirit and has put together a comical yet informative guide to something...

I'm sure to this loser, this is the equivelant of meaningful medical research. This is a medical-journal quality exploration of the phantom limb, wing, and probably brain phenomenon of dragon-wannabes. Though, of course, the rest of us see it as a sick comparison to make between ones own otherkin fetish and people who have legitmatly lost limbs.

The way I see it, the whole otherkin thing is just a way to BS about being an inner fur without being called on specifics of anatomy, habitat, behaviors, etc. Using a mythological beast assures nobody is going to correct you about your repressed memories of being a horny little fox, leaping happily among the steppes of the Ukraine...even though there are no foxes in the Ukraine nor have ever been.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

The irony in this one is beautiful. :>

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

Using a mythological beast assures nobody is going to correct you about your repressed memories of being a horny little fox, leaping happily among the steppes of the Ukraine...even though there are no foxes in the Ukraine nor have ever been.

Huh? There's lots and lots of foxes in Ukraine: 66697 were registered shot just in 2001 (legal trophy hunts only!).

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Finally had a look at Theri There. I pronounce it "Ziggy of the furry world"!

I pronounced it "retarded".

In the dictionary under "redundant" it says "see redundant".

It's good practice to NEVER use the goto tag. :(

Also I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck this shit is, TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE.

It's not a joke. He really believes he/she has a DRAGON soul/spirit and has put together a comical yet informative guide to something...

To him/herself. All those kinds of things are usuall made to support oneself on their beliefs.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

The irony in this one is beautiful. :>

Of course! Basing what you think on what you read on the internet is just fine!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but in "xir" defence, that comic concept was dropped. It should have stayed that way, though. :P

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Using a mythological beast assures nobody is going to correct you about your repressed memories of being a horny little fox, leaping happily among the steppes of the Ukraine...even though there are no foxes in the Ukraine nor have ever been.

Huh? There's lots and lots of foxes in Ukraine: 66697 were registered shot just in 2001 (legal trophy hunts only!).

My knowledge of animal life in the Ukraine could fill a saltshaker. =) My apologies!

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Isn't the general species of foxes the widest spread and highest populated mammal in the world aside from Man? Creepy.

Ruphia · Qualificator Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 24

Try rats, or mice. They are legion, and everywhere on Earth.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

OMG! Look at today's comic! It's so deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! I mean,
</b> Profound!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

</b> Profound!

In-jokes are usually lame, but that </b> joke (I use "joke" in the broadest possible term here) truly sucks dragon cock.

LSH · Apocrisiary Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 49

and I thought that guy's pet goat/"spirt unicorn" was crazy...

(and to think what might have happened had I my parents not had RHPS on tape, I guess some people just arn't cut out for "don't dream it, be it.")

nothingkat · Qualificator Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 29

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

http://www.nothingkat.com/museum/ohnoohno.htm

MERRRRRY KWANZAAAAAA

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

http://www.nothingkat.com/museum/ohnoohno.htm

MERRRRRY KWANZAAAAAA

Holy crap, that's disturbing! I'm laughing, yet I also feel very ill.

What's that music from? It sounds very familiar, but I can't place it.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

I think I've seen this guy somewhere. Doom 3. Silent Hill, maybe.

And yeah, I want to know where's POOKIE THEME from originally, too.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Flash, the original YTMND. Nice show, but God is that fucker fat...

Do you think we could arrange for him to feed a small African villiage somewhere?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I think I've seen this guy somewhere. Doom 3. Silent Hill, maybe.

You know, he DOES kinda look like the fat zombie from Doom 3. I'll bet if you cut him open like five Marines and full gear would fall out.

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

http://www.nothingkat.com/museum/ohnoohno.htm

MERRRRRY KWANZAAAAAA

OMG COPYRITE INFRINJMENT I MAED THAT PIC SOUL RAEP LAWSUITE!!1!!~11!!! GLKHOFANBCF F?MA@R"

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

http://www.nothingkat.com/museum/ohnoohno.htm

MERRRRRY KWANZAAAAAA

Oh man I can almost smell that picture

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

http://www.nothingkat.com/museum/ohnoohno.htm

MERRRRRY KWANZAAAAAA

Oh man I can almost smell that picture

Yes, and the smell is beef and spunk.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I think I've seen this guy somewhere. Doom 3. Silent Hill, maybe.

You know, he DOES kinda look like the fat zombie from Doom 3. I'll bet if you cut him open like five Marines and full gear would fall out.

Oh Monica, why can't more women be like you? <3

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

http://www.nothingkat.com/museum/ohnoohno.htm

MERRRRRY KWANZAAAAAA

Speak of the Devil and he will appear.

Nicely done.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Say, does anyone else want to see Nothingkat make one of his "loop" videos with that picture of the whale in whities?

http://www.nothingkat.com/museum/ohnoohno.htm

MERRRRRY KWANZAAAAAA

THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

What the heck is that music? It sounds like Hans Zimmer sorta. SOMEONE TELL ME PLAZ

yeah I'm a faggot for choir

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Craig Armstrong - Escape

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Hello, CYD oh how I missed thee

And oh, what have I missed while I was away. Almost forgot how I loved this place..

Oh, and those dungeon trolls really need to have own article written :D