Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

Boldly stolen from Squnq's LJ:

Email from the Califur mailing list. Interesting bits bolded. Thx verix.

FWD: video room openings for G rated and one or two M rated video??

Robert Piera Roehm wrote:

The G rated stuff first-

Angelina Ballerina

"Rose Fairy Princess"
"Meet Angelina Ballerina"
"The Lucky Penny"

M Rated Video:

Dialogue International's "Procreation in the Wild" Animal Mating and
Nuturing, 75 minutes in length.

An in-depth look at animals' unique procreation instincts, from
birds, to big animals and cats.

This title is in DVD and VHS, I have both. 75 minutes

Dialogue International's Equine and Swine Breeding

A horse breeder talks about breeding horses, and the reasons why they
wash the stallion before bringing him to the mare. Ponies are also
mated. A boar handler tells about the swine breeding in the pork
industry, and coaxes semen out of a boar.

VHS only. 25 minutes.

I do not ask anything in exchange for the loans of these videos
within the Califur event.

Before you freak out:

OKAY YOU GUYS CAN SHUT UP ABOUT THE POSSIBLE ZOOPORN AT CALIFUR NOW

Kay Shapero, a staff member at CaliFur, responded to the dude:

Almost none of the movies you list in your second post is furry. And as for the first, though they do involve animals, the specifics of breeding equines or other farm animals are not particularly on topic either.

crisis averted

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I'm not surprised.

"Hey guys, after we watch the Lion King you wanna watch this super swell video I have of people jacking off a pig?"

"Gee golly James, I dunno- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA.
Oh man, Bobby, I need to fuckin' add you to my LJ sometime.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Well, if a con was going to let that slide, it would have been Califur. Thank fuck it didn't, though.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Isn't "M rated" generally applied to adult sexual subject matter? I mean, apparently they consider what should be general viewing on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom or a 4H training film for these people amounts to hot sexy porn.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

This is why I'm a shut-in.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Isn't "M rated" generally applied to adult sexual subject matter? I mean, apparently they consider what should be general viewing on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom or a 4H training film for these people amounts to hot sexy porn.

Well, can you blame them? When you refuse to exclude anyone from your fandom, that's the price of doing business - having to constantly worry about keeping the zoophiles in line.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

(insert standard joke about furries watching the Discovery Channel like normal people watch Playboy)

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Reminds me of going to ConFurence V 1.0
and seeing one of the dealers selling copies of "Animal Husbandry tpaes, just the the thing for all of the zoophiles to wack off over..

((CaliFur is ConFurence V2.0, same old sleaze with a different front man, covering for Merlino and Co))

RabidRick · Qualificator Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 26

ok.... that's a bit much....

I don't really care what people use to get off, but it's like.... look.... please realize that it's a fur con, not a beastiality con and if you want to jerk off to a Discovery Channel special please go back to your room and do it.

I'll have to admit, though, when I heard adult-rated furry videos I got a bit excited :oops:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I'll have to admit, though, when I heard adult-rated furry videos I got a bit excited :oops:

what the fuck

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I'll have to admit, though, when I heard adult-rated furry videos I got a bit excited :oops:

You were expecting maybe Fritz the Cat?

RabidRick · Qualificator Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 26

You were expecting maybe Fritz the Cat?

Not in particular, but at least something that talks.... Or at least stands on 2 legs :D

Preferably drawn, too.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

You were expecting maybe Fritz the Cat?

Not in particular, but at least something that talks.... Or at least stands on 2 legs :D

Preferably drawn, too.

I don't think such a thing actually exists

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

I'll have to admit, though, when I heard adult-rated furry videos I got a bit excited :oops:

:shock: righhht...

Fag.

RabidRick · Qualificator Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 26

I'll have to admit, though, when I heard adult-rated furry videos I got a bit excited :oops:

:shock: righhht...

Fag.

I LOVE the cock....

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

I'll have to admit, though, when I heard adult-rated furry videos I got a bit excited :oops:

Sure you did, you fuckin' furry.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

I LOVE the cock....

Beautifully subtle.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I LOVE the cock....

Call me... :D

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

He's either serious, or a troller looking to get a rise.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

He's either serious, or a troller looking to get a rise.

Or maybe one of those rare "unintentional flamebate" things. That was completely redundant. I shouldn't have said that. Move along, everyone. Nothing to see here.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I LOVE the cock....

ME 2 LETZ BE BEST FRIENDS FUREVER! ^______________________^

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

I'll have to admit, though, when I heard adult-rated furry videos I got a bit excited :oops:

:shock: righhht...

Fag.

I LOVE the cock....

Wrong forum!

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

I LOVE the cock....

nominating rabidrick as unofficial president of everything.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

But is there really anything wrong with him loving the cock?

I mean cock is quite popular.

Did you know that most women and as well as much as 10% of men love the cock?

Indeed the cock is not to be feared but loved I for example love my cock whereas our friend here loves cock of many varieties.

Cock the variously colored meat

I'm really sorry for this post.... really I am.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

stop it right now all of you

RabidRick · Qualificator Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 26

But is there really anything wrong with him loving the cock?

:shock:

Well.........

3 holes IS a little excessive.

Not that I'm excluding pussy, altogether....

but that's just me 8)

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

haha okay please keep it in your pants for the duration of your stay on CYD.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Did you know that most women and as well as much as 10% of men love the cock?

All men love cock. Their own.

What was the original topic, again?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Did you know that most women and as well as much as 10% of men love the cock?

All men love cock. Their own.

What was the original topic, again?

Animal cock.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

perhaps our change in topic was for once an improvement.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

Anyone see that movie Aeon Flux. Personally I don't like it. The skinny bitch in the cartoon had more boob than the skinny bitch in the movie... Charlize Theron. She needs implants... I don't like prostetic surgery because I'm one of those people that doesn't have a self image problem and is mystified by people who don't have obvious deformities getting their nose pointy as a needle... but a woman can always use bigger boobs.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

Anyone see that movie Aeon Flux. Personally I don't like it. The skinny bitch in the cartoon had more boob than the skinny bitch in the movie... Charlize Theron. She needs implants... I don't like prostetic surgery because I'm one of those people that doesn't have a self image problem and is mystified by people who don't have obvious deformities getting their nose pointy as a needle... but a woman can always use bigger boobs.

I've seen only graphics from a comic and AMV from a TV series(?), and I absolutely hate it.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

I can't see that movie. Not because of the cartoon or Charlize theron, or boobs.

It's the ad. The banner ad you see sometimes, especially the flash one. You know, the weird thing where there's an eye and then OH MY GOD A FLY LANDS ON HER EYEBALL JESUS FUCK

I can take violence. I can take horrors beyond human comprehention. But I still don't like flys. I don't like closeups of eyeballs, especially ones with way too much white in them (Makes them look creepy zombie-esque). but I REALLY DON'T LIKE BUGS ON EYEBALLS. HOLY SHIT THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

Just... NO! Bad advertisers! Do not pass Sales records! Do not collect $200 million dollars in royalties! Go Direct To Video!

Oh, and there's also the whole fact that it looks pretty stereotypical WOOT LOOK THERE'S BOOBS AND GUNS AND SHIT OMG BUY THE CARTOON AND ACTION FIGURES ZOMG LOOK AT THE CRAZY STUNTS AND FUCKED UP PLOT TWISTS fare.

That's all I have to say about that.