Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

Yeah, it's another livejournal, but it's too fascinating to not post:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/i_eat_furries/

(Some parts are NWS)

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

That was pretty good, though I have to admit I was disappointed by the lack of furry outrage. There were plenty of furries making lame attempts to deal with him, but overall the user comments section was boring.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

That was pretty good, though I have to admit I was disappointed by the lack of furry outrage. There were plenty of furries making lame attempts to deal with him, but overall the user comments section was boring.

It's a pretty insane thought, but maybe the furries are starting to wisen up and actually ignore the trolls?

Seriously, a new LJ troll pops up every month. Are they so worried about some troll that they LINE UP to go argue or even bother with these people? It's the same formula each time.

Person starts a journal, preferrably something that mentions furries.
Person begins trolling other furry journals, and in turn posting a bunch of FURRIES SUCK FURRIES SUCK ANIMAL RAPISTS in their own journal. Bonus points if they make a list of furry LJs.
Furries SWARM in with the comments. It's either something along the line of "remove me from your friends list" or trying to preach to this person about how furry isn't bad. Or on occasion, some random joker who finds it all to be hilarious.
I'll let you guys add in the ??? PROFIT! stages
Lather, rinse, repeat.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

Still. The drama is pretty entertaining to read.

Holy shit, 98 comments!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/i_eat_furries/2122.html

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

The best drama is one that is not intentionally invoked...
The furry community may be getting wise to trolls, but not to their own created drama.

nothingkat · Qualificator Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 29

I either feel:

A)
It was funny maybe the first five times someone did them but fishing for a bazillion "serious" furry replies by making an obvious trap on Livejournal is kind of lame now. Especially since we can see the same stupid people replying to each and every one of those.

- or -

B)
There has yet to be a seriously lololol payoff from any of these lately so they are pretty damn boring.

My opinion will flip-flop depending on whichever happends. So far A is winning.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

The journal is so obviously baiting them it's not even that entertaining. Still, some of the responses were amusing.

"Furry is life...

Proud to be Furry...

Proud to be gay...

I don't see anything with being proud to be gay. That's a matter of personal struggle. But "Proud to be furry"? That's just silly.

I'm not "proud" to enjoy video games. I don't stand proud with my nerdy brothers and sisters united by Unreal Tournament. I'm not proud to work at a game store, wear this pink sweater, have scrambled eggs for breakfast, or have a Christmas tree with blue lights. These are just things I do or have, but not personal victories or movements or points that define my struggle or growth as an individual.

In the same way, Furry, even when it's not about sex, is just a hobby. It's not the civil rights struggle. These peoples just take it way way way too seriously and attach far too much gravity to it.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

I'm just waiting to see published in that lj the first "OMG ART THEFT LAWSUITE!!!!1111!!!" thing or any similar empty threath.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

That's really meh. Some unfunny bored person probably just needed something to pass time with, but unfortunately furry outrage is the least imaginative/funny outrage there is.

I could make an account right now and post a single MSPaint picture of that one gay ringtail lemur character lynched and hanging from a tree. Stick figure, even. I guarantee there would be at least a hundred "Why are you so intolerant of people that you don't understand?!!" posts by tomorrow.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

He reeeeeeally needs a hobby. Even his commentors do something more productive with their time: finding AA-worthy drawrings to post.* I think the proof that he's bored out of his skull is the fact that he actually replies to the comments, even the intelligent ones. Somebody get him some friends and a video game system.

Plus I think it's funny that we're laughing at this guy when I could see many of our own members doing something like this.

* Well okay, not really; they steal it from the "VCL horrors" community. I recognize three of them in a row as recent entries to it. So yeah, these people all have no life. You heard it here first.

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 326

how dare they not add me! >:O

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Responses like this scare me:

What NWS

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Responses like this scare me:

What NWS

I think that's a joke. No, wait, I hope that's a joke.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Responses like this scare me:

What NWS

I think that's a joke. No, wait, I hope that's a joke.

There's about a 50/50 chance on that sadly

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Responses like this scare me:

What NWS

I think that's a joke. No, wait, I hope that's a joke.

Nope, this guy is dead serious. Link

Also: kill_nonfurries should kill himself, since he's still human too :O

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=gmork7

Crazy man seeking gay dogs for gay beastiality. No filthy commies please.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=gmork7

Crazy man seeking gay dogs for gay beastiality. No filthy commies please.

TL;DR, all I see is BS. :)

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

That's what's great about being postmodern, you can say whatever you want to and it's automatically correct because you said it. HAR HAR HAR. :

"My lifelong goals are to achieve immortality through technological means, to create the swiftest most efficient monopoly of the world, and to become the first anthropomorphic post-human in the history of (post-)humanity."

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Error

This journal has been suspended.

That didn't last long...

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=gmork7

Crazy man seeking gay dogs for gay beastiality. No filthy commies please.

Interests: Ayn Rand, Gay Bestiality...

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Hi. My name is Asher Cain Gmork Labyrinthian Kadran Xavier Holley, or ACGLKXH or Asher for short.

"That's MISTER Pretentious Dog-Fucking AssHat to you!!!"

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I don't see anything with being proud to be gay.

I do.

First of all, pride is a bad idea in and of itself. It gives one a sense of superiority that more often then not makes one feel justified in treating others like shit*.

Second, if the gay advocacy groups are to be believed, one is BORN gay. It is a radnom circumstance of nature, not an accomplishment nor a matter of concious effort, and therefore, can not rationally be considered a point of pride.

*Knowing the right thing to do and doing it without failure is NOT the same thing. I'm only human, after all.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Second, if the gay advocacy groups are to be believed, one is BORN gay. It is a radnom circumstance of nature, not an accomplishment nor a matter of concious effort, and therefore, can not rationally be considered a point of pride.

Sorta like the black pride movement; destined for failure.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Hi. My name is Asher Cain Gmork Labyrinthian Kadran Xavier Holley, or ACGLKXH or Asher for short.

"Okay, then. You can call me George Sunspray Honeysuckle Smurf Penis Donkeyfucker Abra-Kadabra Foxwing Silvermoon Gracecat Kissmyass Pennyworth Longbottom. Nice to meet you."

Wow...furries remind me of communist hippies...only they bathe less and don't shave as much and are a bit more stoned and-do I even need to go on any more?

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

are a bit more stoned...

Nothing wrong with that. If more people smoked pot, I bet it would cut the number of pissy phurri drama queens in half...

(yes, I do it occasionally :oops: . no, I don't do anything else, not even drink)

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

(yes, I do it occasionally :oops: . no, I don't do anything else, not even drink)

I think a quick look around these forums could provide example(s) of old potheads for you. Your choices are your own, but do you want to end up like them?

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

(yes, I do it occasionally :oops: . no, I don't do anything else, not even drink)

I think a quick look around these forums could provide example(s) of old potheads for you. Your choices are your own, but do you want to end up like them?

If your talking about making unintelligable, retarded posts that have absolutely nothing to do with anything *coughJERRYcough*, then no.

ChildEatingMonster · Coadjutor Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 73

Error

This journal has been suspended.

That didn't last long...

FUCK I MISSED IT :x

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Nothing wrong with that. If more people smoked pot, I bet it would cut the number of pissy phurri drama queens in half...

Good point. Maybe it would raise death rates in the fandom, even.

Oh, who am I kidding...my dreams never come true. That's why Mark Merlino is still living.

FUCK I MISSED IT :x

YAY I MISSED IT :D

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 326

Nothing wrong with that. If more people smoked pot, I bet it would cut the number of pissy phurri drama queens in half...

Good point. Maybe it would raise death rates in the fandom, even.

You know that pot never killed anyone right? tobbacco helps though

I don't see anything with being proud to be gay.

I do.

First of all, pride is a bad idea in and of itself. It gives one a sense of superiority that more often then not makes one feel justified in treating others like shit*.

Second, if the gay advocacy groups are to be believed, one is BORN gay. It is a radnom circumstance of nature, not an accomplishment nor a matter of concious effort, and therefore, can not rationally be considered a point of pride.

*Knowing the right thing to do and doing it without failure is NOT the same thing. I'm only human, after all.

I used to use that very same arguement for a long while, but I started to see that gay pride is actually about being proud to say you're gay -without being punched in the face with the protection of the Mardi Gras parade.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

You know that pot never killed anyone right?

Yeah, I know. I'm talking about furries doing such incredibly stupid things in their high that they rid the genepools of themselves. Although, I DID say that my dreams never come true. The vagueness sets my words so that they could mean anything.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

You know that pot never killed anyone right? tobbacco helps though

You know that's false, right?

Smoking -anything- has nasty effects, and pot isn't an exception. Actually, pot smoke is identical to tobacco smoke, the only difference is that nicotine is replaced by delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, that is the 'active' ingredient of pot, as nicotine is on tobacco or caffeine on coffee. True, nicotine is harmful, and THC seems to be more benign to our bodies -thus making almost impossible to have a death by overdose-, but then again, there's also a LOT of other chemicals getting in your lungs when you smoke pot.

As far as I can tell, the amount of tar inhaled by marijuana smokers and the level of carbon monoxide absorbed are three to five times greater than among tobacco smokers. And that may be as devastating, if not more, than nicotine itself. And, of course, it also harms people around who become passive smokers, too.

Truth is, you can't die of pot overdose. Truth is also smoking pot is as harmful as smoking cigarettes, and may lead you to a death as painful and terrible as smoking can - Let's not forget that what killed Bob Marley was... a brain tumor. Wether if it was related with his heavy pot smoking, that's something that has to be determined yet.

Edit: And don't smoke weed and drive.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

You know that pot never killed anyone right? tobbacco helps though

You know that's false, right?

Smoking -anything- has nasty effects, and pot isn't an exception. Actually, pot smoke is identical to tobacco smoke, the only difference is that nicotine is replaced by delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, that is the 'active' ingredient of pot, as nicotine is on tobacco or caffeine on coffee. True, nicotine is harmful, and THC seems to be more benign to our bodies -thus making almost impossible to have a death by overdose-, but then again, there's also a LOT of other chemicals getting in your lungs when you smoke pot.

As far as I can tell, the amount of tar inhaled by marijuana smokers and the level of carbon monoxide absorbed are three to five times greater than among tobacco smokers. And that may be as devastating, if not more, than nicotine itself. And, of course, it also harms people around who become passive smokers, too.

Truth is, you can't die of pot overdose. Truth is also smoking pot is as harmful as smoking cigarettes, and may lead you to a death as painful and terrible as smoking can - Let's not forget that what killed Bob Marley was... a brain tumor. Wether if it was related with his heavy pot smoking, that's something that has to be determined yet.

Edit: And don't smoke weed and drive.

:wink: I think the point was that you can't overdose and kill yourself immediately on it, thus making it a "safe" drug. I know taking any foreign chemical into the body which is not meant to be there has long term health effects.