Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://www.nightfox.de/

Black background - check
Sounds of chaos in urbania -check
Underly message about a ky00t critter- check
Neo like pose - check
Gun -check
Fox - check
Linkin Park music... ugh -check
BADIFUCKINGTUDE? Check...

This wouldn't be so sad if the guy whose site this is was a 16 year old rather than big-wig staff at Eurofurence.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

It's not sad, it's funny! Now just imagine him shouting this crap in German :)

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 20

He need's a Samurai Sword before he can be called trully badass. Oh and more guns. And another sword somewhere... And a few more guns and then maybe another sword...

But other than being so pathetically underarmed as these kinds of characters go, he pretty much ticks every box needed for the token furry 'badass' cliche. Or maybe he's got them all under his badass coat?

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

After checking that link, I just want to buy a pump-action shotgun, get a hunting license and hunt foxes and any other varmint.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

I went fox hunting once.

What a fucking joke. The dogs just chase the fox around, and they have special prefab dens for the foxes to hide in.

I think it would be the ultimate irony if somebody who was running around in forests like Señor E. Poopus got tagged by a hunter who mistook them for a deer. That would be friggin' hilarious. I can see the headlines:

"Local Batshit-Insane Skunkfucker gets Killed by Hunter, Body Savaged by Wolves."

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

He sure doesn't look like a fur against hunting. Why is it OK for foxes to hunt people but not vice versa? :P

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Inside I'm crying, but outside I'm laughing my ass off. How can this guy NOT be embarassed by this crap? Furry may be many things, but "Badass" isn't one of them.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

Does he realize the irony of the whole "Your existance is an insult!" thing?

ChildEatingMonster · Coadjutor Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 73

that foxes left arm is quite short in that drawing

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

that foxes left arm is quite short in that drawing

It is a newfangled drawing technique call Fartooshortening.

Never thought I ever say this but I want to go fox hunting now.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

This is sad

The title for this thread is well fitting but doesn't almost everything associated with furry match that description?

P.S. That is the most painfully pretentious flash animation I've ever had the severe misfortune of laying eyes upon.

ChildEatingMonster · Coadjutor Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 73

hotlink from site

hahahaha this guy is my new hero :D

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

hotlink from site

hahahaha this guy is my new hero :D

Where did he get those bitchin' shades?

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I thought FAH was an old joke as noted in this trainwreck of a thread... but apparently bad ideas die hard.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

I thought FAH was an old joke as noted in this trainwreck of a thread... but apparently bad ideas die hard.

Join Us!

No.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Gah, on an unrelated note, why the fuck can furries use Flash to save their fucking lives? Half and hour of tweened text != good.

Anyway:

"Foxes of the Earth, go forth and gather seeds from the wind in your coats. Let the burrs from the bushes tangle your fur. Collect twigs in the beautiful rust of your brow, the white of your bib, and know you are nature's children. You are the salt in the wound of man, because you have not kneeled before him. You are the clay which he has been unable to mould. Your face on the landscape is man's failure to subdue all to his way. Your tail flying above the grass tells man that he has never gained complete control. You are nature's blessed creatures, full and happy. You are the personification of autumn, you are the spirit of fire manifest. Go forth and roll in the wet clays, the saltings of your homelands. Let the mud of the ancients cling to your fur, dry on your jowls, and know that you are foxes."

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*snerk!*

AH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bloodied · Rasophore Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 53

hotlink from site

hahahaha this guy is my new hero :D

The lengths some folks will go to to keep their necks warm...

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

"Foxes of the Earth, go forth and gather seeds from the wind in your coats. Let the burrs from the bushes tangle your fur. Collect twigs in the beautiful rust of your brow, the white of your bib, and know you are nature's children. You are the salt in the wound of man, because you have not kneeled before him. You are the clay which he has been unable to mould. Your face on the landscape is man's failure to subdue all to his way. Your tail flying above the grass tells man that he has never gained complete control. You are nature's blessed creatures, full and happy. You are the personification of autumn, you are the spirit of fire manifest. Go forth and roll in the wet clays, the saltings of your homelands. Let the mud of the ancients cling to your fur, dry on your jowls, and know that you are foxes."

I don't get it...

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

I don't get it...

iirc JEEEZUS or god or someone said the origional passage. Some Christian hoodo.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I don't get it...

He's pretentious and a misanthrope. What's not to get?

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

Sorry it was just too much STUPID to process at once...

Zorn · Qualificator Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Posts: 25

Let the mud of the ancients cling to your fur, dry on your jowls, and know that you are foxes."

wow this is gay

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

When someone gets this "deep" and "spiritual" over being a hippopotamus, then I'll be impressed.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

When someone gets this "deep" and "spiritual" over being a hippopotamus, then I'll be impressed.

Spend enough time around BBW fetishists and you'll realize they already have done so subliminally.

Also: fat fur fetishists.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

"Foxes of the Earth, go forth and gather seeds from the wind in your coats. Let the burrs from the bushes tangle your fur. Collect twigs in the beautiful rust of your brow, the white of your bib, and know you are nature's children. You are the salt in the wound of man, because you have not kneeled before him. You are the clay which he has been unable to mould. Your face on the landscape is man's failure to subdue all to his way. Your tail flying above the grass tells man that he has never gained complete control. You are nature's blessed creatures, full and happy. You are the personification of autumn, you are the spirit of fire manifest. Go forth and roll in the wet clays, the saltings of your homelands. Let the mud of the ancients cling to your fur, dry on your jowls, and know that you are foxes."

Foxes and wolves, foxes and wolves. All we ever see are foxes and wolves.

For a Fox, it's best to mention the black 'socks' on your arms and legs, and to mention that you have a small, almost-girlish body frame (so that everyone can tell that you're a bottom).

For a Wolf, go on and on about your loner nature, your huge body stature, and your general dominant presence (so that everyone can tell that you're a bottom).

Pft. Conformists.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Foxes and wolves, foxes and wolves. All we ever see are foxes and wolves.

Not true. You forgot the big predator cats, skunks, and dragons. Now you've got all your bases covered. I guess the small minority of small rodent types should get some mention, too.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

All furries should automatically just be depicted as pigs since a large of majority of them are fat, smelly, and uncultured savages who live on the lower rungs of society. :<

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

All furries should automatically just be depicted as pigs since a large of majority of them are fat, smelly, and uncultured savages who live on the lower rungs of society. :<

Hey, that's not fair to pigs. They do have an unpleasant natural BO, but they are actually cleanly, social and fairly intelligent animals. Those latter three qualities aren't readily apparent in furrydumb.

raygirl · Qualificator Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 16

Somebody hold me...i'm truely terrified

Why did that film make the thing that the guy who made it uses firefox?

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I hate that smug burning fox ¬¬