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Stoneth
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:52:23 PM     Post subject: Twelve Days of CYD  

It was fun the last time we did it, so let's do it again only current for this year.

Basically this is a spoof of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Everyone contribute a line with a consecutive number until we get twelve days. Try to make them whitty yet fit musically. I'll start us off.

On the first day of CYD, this website showed to me...

The drama of Fur Affinity!
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:59:08 PM     Post subject:  

On the second day of CYD, this website showed to me...

Two beardy pornsters and the drama of fur affinity.
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Zod God
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:15:17 PM     Post subject:  

On the third day of CYD this website showed me

Three dog fuckers, two beardy pornstars, and the drama of fur affinity.
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:18:35 PM     Post subject:  

No, no, NO!
You're doing it WRONG!
Jesus, have you people ever even HEARD this song before?

3 French Hens = 3 syllables
2 Turtle Doves = 4 syllables

"A Partridge in a Pear Tree" has 6 syllables, but we'll let "The Drama of Fur Affinity" pass because it rhymes.

Do it AGAIN!
Sheesh...
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Zod God
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:23:42 PM     Post subject:  

We're too cool for rules, yo.
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:27:27 PM     Post subject:  

We're too cool for rules, yo.


So was Tookie Willaims, now GET IT RIGHT!

Like THIS...



On the SECOND day of CYD, this website showed to me...
Two babyfurs
And the drama of Fur Affinity!

On the THIRD day of CYD, this website showed to me...
Three lawsuites
Two babyfurs
And the drama of Fur Affinity!
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Zod God
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:31:00 PM     Post subject:  

You ruined the audience participation with your nazi rules.

FURSECUTION!
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stinkweedskunk
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:37:43 PM     Post subject:  

Four whiny dramawhores...
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Stoneth
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:43:48 PM     Post subject:  

GoManVanGogh, you can't play with us again until you learn how to play nice, now from the top!

On the fourth day of CYD this website showed me...

Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 12/16/2005 9:07:03 PM     Post subject:  

On the fifth day of CYD this website showed to me....

FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 12/16/2005 9:39:03 PM     Post subject:  

GoManVanGogh, you can't play with us again until you learn how to play nice


I didn't wanna do yer stupid song anyway...

So NYAH!
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MagKnightX
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Posted: 12/16/2005 10:25:41 PM     Post subject:  

Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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5thehardway
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Posted: 12/16/2005 10:37:10 PM     Post subject:  

On the seventh day of CYD, this website showed to me:

Seven pregfurs birthing
Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:25:14 PM     Post subject:  

On the eighth day of CYD, this website showed to me:

Eight gays a-yiffing
Seven pregfurs birthing
Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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Charisma
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:33:23 PM     Post subject:  

On the ninth day of CYD, this website showed to me:

Nine furs fursuiting
Eight gays a-yiffing
Seven pregfurs birthing
Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:48:07 PM     Post subject:  

On the tenth day of CYD, this website showed to me:

Ten angry fanboys
Nine furs fursuiting
Eight gays a-yiffing
Seven pregfurs birthing
Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 12/17/2005 12:39:33 AM     Post subject:  

On the 11th day of CYD, the website showed to me...
Eleven anal vore-ers,
Ten angry fanboys
Nine furs fursuiting
Eight gays a-yiffing
Seven pregfurs birthing
Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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Philip Savage
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Posted: 12/17/2005 12:52:47 AM     Post subject:  

Eleven anal vore-ers,

Hm...vore-er rhymes with horror. Strange.
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CrazyBomber
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:19:23 AM     Post subject:  

On the 12th day of CYD, the website showed to me...

Twelve parodic photoshoperies
Eleven anal vore-ers,
Ten angry fanboys
Nine furs fursuiting
Eight gays a-yiffing
Seven pregfurs birthing
Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:55:46 AM     Post subject:  

I can't believe I just sang that entire song out loud.
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Smatterchew
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Posted: 12/17/2005 2:08:09 AM     Post subject:  

I can't believe I just sang that entire song out loud.


Me too... it sounds positively creepy that way!
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Stoneth
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Posted: 12/17/2005 2:13:40 AM     Post subject:  

I can't believe I just sang that entire song out loud.

Me too... it sounds positively creepy that way!

Wow. That went faster then that last time we did it. Guys, you've just made Christmas!
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 12/17/2005 2:42:18 AM     Post subject:  

I can't believe I just sang that entire song out loud.


Day 12 and 4 both don't fit right :(

When you sing it. Like the cool kids do (me and cowgirl)
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SquareMoogle
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:36:02 AM     Post subject:  

On the tenth day of CYD, this website showed to me:

Ten zetacreations disappearing
Nine furs fursuiting
Eight gays a-yiffing
Seven pregfurs birthing
Six nerds a-fucking
FIVE SHITTING HERMS
Four whiny dramawhores
Three dog fuckers
Two beardy pornstars
And the drama of Fur Affinity

Aw, bottom half of the page got cut off, assumed there wasn't a 2nd one :O
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